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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you ever have random sex dreams about someone you never really found attractive, but now your dream has changed that?

I had a bloody sex dream about that Seann Walsh last night! So weird.

Hmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!

I couldn’t look her in the face the day after.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!

I couldn’t look her in the face the day after. "

Oh I hate that!

I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No"

I’m jealous

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Years ago... Had an extremely erotic dream about Nicolas Cage (I know!! Wtf???), for weeks afterwards he seemed to pop up in every film being shown on TV and I was in a constant state of arousal due to flashbacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Years ago... Had an extremely erotic dream about Nicolas Cage (I know!! Wtf???), for weeks afterwards he seemed to pop up in every film being shown on TV and I was in a constant state of arousal due to flashbacks "

It’s a nightmare isn’t it! It’s always the random folk as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah. A few weeks ago I had a dream that someone I work with (who I am not attracted to at all) was fingering me in a corridor at work. My period suddenly arrived and I bled all over him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!

I couldn’t look her in the face the day after.

Oh I hate that!

I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs "

Yeah I had to tell her in the end. It’s kinda funny now and we joke about it.

Some days I do wonder though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Yeah. A few weeks ago I had a dream that someone I work with (who I am not attracted to at all) was fingering me in a corridor at work. My period suddenly arrived and I bled all over him. "

Oh my god

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!

I couldn’t look her in the face the day after.

Oh I hate that!

I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs

Yeah I had to tell her in the end. It’s kinda funny now and we joke about it.

Some days I do wonder though "

Get her pumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, constantly about a much younger girl I used to work with who is in a long term relationship and has 2 small children, we barely spoke when we worked together odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never have erotic sex dreams they're always a bit weird like odd circumstances or we do weird things.

One time my female friend had a massive penis and I was riding her and it got stuck

I'd love to know what a dream analyst would make of that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never have erotic sex dreams they're always a bit weird like odd circumstances or we do weird things.

One time my female friend had a massive penis and I was riding her and it got stuck

I'd love to know what a dream analyst would make of that! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!

I couldn’t look her in the face the day after.

Oh I hate that!

I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs

Yeah I had to tell her in the end. It’s kinda funny now and we joke about it.

Some days I do wonder though

Get her pumped "

Ah she’s happily settled down with a chap called Rodney with rosey cheeks and a side parting. I think they’re for life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!

I couldn’t look her in the face the day after.

Oh I hate that!

I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs

Yeah I had to tell her in the end. It’s kinda funny now and we joke about it.

Some days I do wonder though

Get her pumped

Ah she’s happily settled down with a chap called Rodney with rosey cheeks and a side parting. I think they’re for life "

Heartbreaking! Could have been one to tell the kids...fucked your mum for the first time because I wanted to know if she lived up to my dream expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!

I couldn’t look her in the face the day after.

Oh I hate that!

I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs

Yeah I had to tell her in the end. It’s kinda funny now and we joke about it.

Some days I do wonder though

Get her pumped

Ah she’s happily settled down with a chap called Rodney with rosey cheeks and a side parting. I think they’re for life

Heartbreaking! Could have been one to tell the kids...fucked your mum for the first time because I wanted to know if she lived up to my dream expectations "

That’s made me giggle!

If my dad ever tries telling me about the time he and my mum....I’m gonna punch him on the nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!

I couldn’t look her in the face the day after.

Oh I hate that!

I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs

Yeah I had to tell her in the end. It’s kinda funny now and we joke about it.

Some days I do wonder though

Get her pumped

Ah she’s happily settled down with a chap called Rodney with rosey cheeks and a side parting. I think they’re for life

Heartbreaking! Could have been one to tell the kids...fucked your mum for the first time because I wanted to know if she lived up to my dream expectations

That’s made me giggle!

If my dad ever tries telling me about the time he and my mum....I’m gonna punch him on the nose "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an familial sex dream once. Fucked me up for months. Like what the fuck brain??? I need a wash just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to say familial as the other word is banned. Is familial even a word? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had to say familial as the other word is banned. Is familial even a word? Lol"

I have no idea what you mean, I think I have an idea but...oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to say familial as the other word is banned. Is familial even a word? Lol"

I don’t think it is, but I think I’ve worked out what you’re using that word for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to say familial as the other word is banned. Is familial even a word? Lol

I have no idea what you mean, I think I have an idea but...oh well "

Sean Walsh would be a big improvement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did have another involving Tina Fey more recently though. Now that was hot. She taught me a thing or two

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ever have a sexy dream about someone it has luckily always been someone that I am already attracted to *phew*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light "

Was he a dirty bastard? I bet he was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legend has it that when Jezza parts his hair to the opposite side he's an absolute animal!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Legend has it that when Jezza parts his hair to the opposite side he's an absolute animal!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Was he a dirty bastard? I bet he was! "

Yes he was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Legend has it that when Jezza parts his hair to the opposite side he's an absolute animal!! "

Total freak by all accounts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light "

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time?? "

Nether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether "

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed "

Dream me wasn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether "

Think he might of been giving her the D in A test

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over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t "

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame "

Aha I have sex dreams all the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And she passed with flying colours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame

Aha I have sex dreams all the time!"

There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame

Aha I have sex dreams all the time!

There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it"

I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame

Aha I have sex dreams all the time!

There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it

I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them "

Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame

Aha I have sex dreams all the time!

There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it

I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them

Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?"

It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame

Aha I have sex dreams all the time!

There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it

I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them

Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?

It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream "

Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame

Aha I have sex dreams all the time!

There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it

I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them

Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?

It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream

Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out "

The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh

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over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame

Aha I have sex dreams all the time!

There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it

I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them

Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?

It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream

Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out

The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh"

You’d look at Sean Walsh and say yep dull sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame

Aha I have sex dreams all the time!

There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it

I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them

Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?

It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream

Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out

The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh

You’d look at Sean Walsh and say yep dull sex "

Nah he looks like he could be kinky, but you’d be in control of it

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over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame

Aha I have sex dreams all the time!

There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it

I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them

Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?

It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream

Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out

The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh

You’d look at Sean Walsh and say yep dull sex

Nah he looks like he could be kinky, but you’d be in control of it"

Do you think? Hmmm I’m not very good at that sort of thing tbh. But the Jeremy Kyle thing is a revelation lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame

Aha I have sex dreams all the time!

There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it

I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them

Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?

It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream

Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out

The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh

You’d look at Sean Walsh and say yep dull sex

Nah he looks like he could be kinky, but you’d be in control of it

Do you think? Hmmm I’m not very good at that sort of thing tbh. But the Jeremy Kyle thing is a revelation lol"

Oh yeah definitely, looks like he could be passionate but selfish, so you’d have to show him the ropes

And how so?

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over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame

Aha I have sex dreams all the time!

There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it

I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them

Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?

It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream

Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out

The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh

You’d look at Sean Walsh and say yep dull sex

Nah he looks like he could be kinky, but you’d be in control of it

Do you think? Hmmm I’m not very good at that sort of thing tbh. But the Jeremy Kyle thing is a revelation lol

Oh yeah definitely, looks like he could be passionate but selfish, so you’d have to show him the ropes

And how so?"

Awww thank you

I sort of thought that Kyle wouldn’t be kinky at all. You know quite conservative in his erm...tastes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light

Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??

Nether

Well quite frankly I’m disappointed

Dream me wasn’t

Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame

Aha I have sex dreams all the time!

There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it

I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them

Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?

It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream

Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out

The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh

You’d look at Sean Walsh and say yep dull sex

Nah he looks like he could be kinky, but you’d be in control of it

Do you think? Hmmm I’m not very good at that sort of thing tbh. But the Jeremy Kyle thing is a revelation lol

Oh yeah definitely, looks like he could be passionate but selfish, so you’d have to show him the ropes

And how so?

Awww thank you

I sort of thought that Kyle wouldn’t be kinky at all. You know quite conservative in his erm...tastes?"

He was a good dream fuck

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