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Really bad at sports

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello everyone, I'm the sort of bloke who could never kick a ball straight,I was always amongst the last two to be picked in the dreaded school line up for footy, even when my mates were picking I'd be last choice!

Individual sports was more my line,long jump,javelin,sprints,boxing etc.

How about the rest of you? What did you excell or bomb at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangely enough .. football when I was younger and tennis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both bomb and excel at golf, sometimes on the same hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did gymnastics until I was 22 and had an accident.

I'm not sure I'm quite so flexible these days but I do try!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was always good at sport but bombed at anything I wasn't interested in. Had one teacher hell bent on us playing hockey every week, fuck that.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Is shagging a sport?

Cos, I’m last to get picked!!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Hello everyone, I'm the sort of bloke who could never kick a ball straight,I was always amongst the last two to be picked in the dreaded school line up for footy, even when my mates were picking I'd be last choice!

Individual sports was more my line,long jump,javelin,sprints,boxing etc.

How about the rest of you? What did you excell or bomb at?"
I was the same not interested in football, or any sports. Excell in Eletrical mechanical. O pretty good a sex too apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone, I'm the sort of bloke who could never kick a ball straight,I was always amongst the last two to be picked in the dreaded school line up for footy, even when my mates were picking I'd be last choice!

Individual sports was more my line,long jump,javelin,sprints,boxing etc.

How about the rest of you? What did you excell or bomb at?"

Athletics 100m sprint I bombed at.

Excelled at tennis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squash, tennis, badminton, football, ten pin bowling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did gymnastics until I was 22 and had an accident.

I'm not sure I'm quite so flexible these days but I do try! "

Hope you're really bad at running , I'd chase ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did gymnastics until I was 22 and had an accident.

I'm not sure I'm quite so flexible these days but I do try!

Hope you're really bad at running , I'd chase ya "

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By *eansayianMan
over a year ago

oxford

i was really good at most sports, competed for the school in many sports including athletics. but in athletics i couldnt control my nerves! i would spend my whole time on the toilet before hand and get to the track and think i'm gonna shit myself while i was racing! i also remember once in long jump i couldnt control my legs running down the track, i ended up not jumping and just plowing head first into the sand! everyone just laughing at me lol im so glad there wasnt cam phones back then!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Field hockey when I was younger. I was really good at it too. I tried it again a year or so ago and I wasn’t so good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was above average at every sport I did at school, but not one of the exceptional girls.

I love team games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone, I'm the sort of bloke who could never kick a ball straight,I was always amongst the last two to be picked in the dreaded school line up for footy, even when my mates were picking I'd be last choice!

Individual sports was more my line,long jump,javelin,sprints,boxing etc.

How about the rest of you? What did you excell or bomb at?"

Pretty much everything other than middle and long distance running, asthmatic so could never really get into it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I guess I didn't have much tactical sense, mostly poor at team sports. I wasn't too bad at rugby just because I was usually the smallest player on the pitch, and whenever I was given the ball, I'd run like hell just to avoid being flattened by the bigger blokes, and could end up scoring a try out of sheer terror!

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

I (Dave) was only ever amy good at darts, these days however, I often win medieval sword tournaments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say I excel, but I'm not bad with a sword.

No, that's not a euphemism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was crap at everything apart from netball..its the only time i can remember my height being an advantage..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this Aussie exchange student join us when I was at school.

I remember his first delivery with cricket ball in hand.

He sprinted down the track and launched this bouncer that hit the school bully straight in the head.

He was out cold and fell back onto the stumps.

I instantly retired from all forms of cricket.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I hated football and rugby too. So I did cross country instead, 3 miles in twenty minutes: not bad for someone with exercised induced asthma. Then I took up road cycling.

Did like baseball and volley ball too. Hated any racket sport, no co-ordination.

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

I played netball, rounders and tennis for the school teams, also represented them for the discus, my record still stands sfter 32 years. Kept them up when I left school until my accidenr at 19. Also played darts since i was 18, and played at super league and county level for a few years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite good at football even too this day, I still play with my mates but not competitively. I was school team captain and pretty much captain of every team I played for. Fitness and speed are the main things I lacked but my main asset was I have a good footballing brain, I wasn't good enough to be a pro like but definitely the only sport I was strong at

Also like boxing but only for fitness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I played netball, rounders and tennis for the school teams, also represented them for the discus, my record still stands sfter 32 years. Kept them up when I left school until my accidenr at 19. Also played darts since i was 18, and played at super league and county level for a few years. "
Discus record still stands, cool well done!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hockey, Cricket and bum sting football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is shagging a sport?

Cos, I’m last to get picked!!"

At the risk of repeating myself; if you can do it in your ordinary shoes it's not a sport.

Darts: Not a sport

Snooker: Not a sport

Driving a car: Not a sport

Copulating: Not a sport

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Hello everyone, I'm the sort of bloke who could never kick a ball straight,I was always amongst the last two to be picked in the dreaded school line up for footy, even when my mates were picking I'd be last choice!

Individual sports was more my line,long jump,javelin,sprints,boxing etc.

How about the rest of you? What did you excell or bomb at?"

I was pretty good at most sports, except football which in this country alienates you straight away, I therefore I drifted into the solo sports. Athletics proved to be my forte.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

I was on the school netball, volleyball and hockey teams and went on to play hockey for Scotland under 18s

Now I couldn’t run the length of myself lol

Mrs

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I was so good at tennis I used to have to play the PE teacher in order for a challenge.

My Grandmother then bank rolled my lessons and gear. But my Mother hated this and smashed up my racquet due to some messy family politics.

I could have been a contender!!!

I’m pretty crap at most sports now as my legs are shot.

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