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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't remember where it came from but I remember being told

"you can't wear knickers like that when it's cold, you're bum will freeze, you need thermals"!!

Does anyone else have/remember any rubbish pieces of advice

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By *oungYorkscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Sitting on cold walls will give you piles.... although I don't know of it's true I've been ok so far haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other than "eat your crusts, your hair will go curly" ummm blank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t sit on a cold wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t sit too close to the tv. My mom was always shouting at me for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting on cold walls will give you piles.... although I don't know of it's true I've been ok so far haha "

I used to get this from my Nan as a kid! Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t sit too close to the tv. My mom was always shouting at me for that "

You'll get square eyes

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Don't pull a funny face incase the wind blows as it will stay like that.

Don't eat the core of an apple as a tree will grow inside you.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Don’t play with yourself it will make you go blind. I replied ‘well can I just do it a bit and wear glasses’.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Wanking makes you go blind

Carrots help you see in the dark

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If you swallow bubble gum it will wrap round your organs and kill you.

If you dress "like that" you will "get yourself into trouble"

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Put your slippers on or you'll catch your death! My dad fervently believed this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat all your carrots, you don't see bunny rabbits with glasses on hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking makes you go blind

Carrots help you see in the dark

"

Surely doing both will cancel each other out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...

If you dress "like that" you will "get yourself into trouble" "

We're not allowed to say that anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking makes you go blind

Carrots help you see in the dark

Surely doing both will cancel each other out. "

Wank with carrots.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"...

If you dress "like that" you will "get yourself into trouble"

We're not allowed to say that anymore."

Well nobody has said it to me recently for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking makes you go blind

Carrots help you see in the dark

Surely doing both will cancel each other out.

Wank with carrots. "

Carry on, I'll watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eating crusts makes your hair go curly

utter bollocks

i love a crust and i'm as bald as an egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...

If you dress "like that" you will "get yourself into trouble"

We're not allowed to say that anymore.

Well nobody has said it to me recently for sure. "

They're probably just thinking it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eating crusts makes your hair go curly

utter bollocks

i love a crust and i'm as bald as an egg "

pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't stand next to a working microwave.

You'll cook you're kidneys

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I can't remember where it came from but I remember being told

"you can't wear knickers like that when it's cold, you're bum will freeze, you need thermals"!!

"

How can you not remember who told you? How many people saw you in your tiny knickers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the Nantras.

"Always take your coat off inside, you won't feel the benefit when you go out"

"Don't go outside with wet hair, you'll catch a cold"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t eat cheese before bed you’ll have nightmares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t sleep with your head under the pillow or the fairies will take all your teeth away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking makes you go blind

Carrots help you see in the dark

"

Eat two carrots per wank! Problem solved

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"...

If you dress "like that" you will "get yourself into trouble"

We're not allowed to say that anymore.

Well nobody has said it to me recently for sure.

They're probably just thinking it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that is very sound advice.

My mum made me wear vests that came down to my thighs and a coat that almost touched the floor.

I did love my hand-knitted mittens with L and R on them that were threaded through the sleeves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't stand next to a working microwave.

You'll cook you're kidneys "

That made me really laugh

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Don't swallow the pips (of whatever fruit I was eating) a tree will grow inside you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go out with wet hair or you'll catch a cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't remember where it came from but I remember being told

"you can't wear knickers like that when it's cold, you're bum will freeze, you need thermals"!!

How can you not remember who told you? How many people saw you in your tiny knickers ?"

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

me mum would say... make sure you put clean socks and underwear on before school.... incase you have a accident and have to go the hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drink water.

Fish fuck in it

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Don’t eat yellow snow,

Do wrongs don’t make a it right.

Also other things like if you climb that tree and fall don’t come running to me with a broken leg.

So many weird says.

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