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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...when I sat on the toilet once, I reached round to try and put a seat belt on.

What stupid things have you done when you’ve been tired ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got into th back seat of my car when I was meant to be driving

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Sat on the toilet at work once and fell asleep

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Said no to sex..........nah, just kidding!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat on the toilet at work once and fell asleep "

I do that nearly every morning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I fell asleep mid wank, woke up with limp cock in hand.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Sat on the toilet at work once and fell asleep

I do that nearly every morning! "

I thought I could hear someone snoring in the next cubicle. You must be really really tired to go into the gents

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got into th back seat of my car when I was meant to be driving "

What about the bubble bath in the freezer ?

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

me and a tgirl friend once wer share sucking a guy and we both fell asleep on him , it was after a very hard night partying and we was both so incredibly d*unk lol

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss."

Shouldn't laugh as it's a serious issue but can't help thinking about step brothers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the shower and I put a feminine wash on my face. It was next to my facial wash, I didn't see what I grabbed first. Only the scent made me realise what I've done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to plug my book into my mobile phone charger.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss.

Shouldn't laugh as it's a serious issue but can't help thinking about step brothers!"

Step brothers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I uploaded some naughty pics to facebook instead of fab

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I uploaded some naughty pics to facebook instead of fab "

No!

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss.

Shouldn't laugh as it's a serious issue but can't help thinking about step brothers!

Step brothers ?"

YouTube step brothers sleepwalking scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I uploaded some naughty pics to facebook instead of fab

No! "

Yes! Good job they weren't the graphic type lol..it was still embarrassing enough though lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss.

Shouldn't laugh as it's a serious issue but can't help thinking about step brothers!

Step brothers ?

YouTube step brothers sleepwalking scene"

Not heard that 1 I'll check it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My usual 1 is to put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cereal cupboard, also the kettle water on my cereal and once fell asleep perched on a metal fence at a Macdonalds walk through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell asleep giving my husband a blow job. He woke me up with a crack around the head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell asleep giving my husband a blow job. He woke me up with a crack around the head."

Hope that made you bite his cock!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Tried to put the kettle in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss."

Is it like you're tipsy all the time? When you're reallllly tired. Like lovey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few weeks ago I made myself a coffee and sat on the sofa about to drink it when I thought "Why is there a bottle of milk on the coffee table"? I retrieved my cup of coffee from the fridge and put the milk back

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Once fell asleep on a train. Should have changed at Doncaster for Scunthorpe. Ended up in Edinburgh.

It was the day after a huge munch, and I was desperately hungover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell asleep giving my husband a blow job. He woke me up with a crack around the head.

Hope that made you bite his cock!"

Sadly no.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Put my phone in the freezer when I went to get out smoothie mix. Left my keys in the car and gone shopping. Stupid things.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss.

Is it like you're tipsy all the time? When you're reallllly tired. Like lovey. "

No not really. Thing can look like they are moving when they aren't or have a glow to them. If I've been sleep walking I never realise till I see what I've done and I realise it wasn't a dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet the bed and shit the bed.

Had to take clothes off in the shower

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects


"Trying to plug my book into my mobile phone charger. "

I had a photocopy of a document that I couldn’t read clearly. I tried to pinch zoom it with my thumb and forefinger

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"...when I sat on the toilet once, I reached round to try and put a seat belt on.

What stupid things have you done when you’ve been tired ?

"

I often have high octane poos so my toilet is fitted with a seat belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss.

Is it like you're tipsy all the time? When you're reallllly tired. Like lovey.

No not really. Thing can look like they are moving when they aren't or have a glow to them. If I've been sleep walking I never realise till I see what I've done and I realise it wasn't a dream."

Scary.

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

One of SSS’ classic stories is the day he fell asleep whilst sitting on the side of the swimming pool and woke up hitting the water after a 3 day fuckfest party

TB

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Went to work in slippers

(Work in PPE environment)

Went to work on a Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got into th back seat of my car when I was meant to be driving

What about the bubble bath in the freezer ? "

That was a genuine accident, not because I was tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha Jez this is 25 yrs ago,but whilst out on tic tacs with the Reserves,we had set up an ambush site waiting for our foe..We were hanging tired,2 nights of little sleep,it's our last day, it's November,cold & foggy.After hrs of waiting we saw the 1st man in uniform go passed,followed a few metres behind by two other shapes so we let loose with every flashbang,gustav,Fal's we had..Result was the officer in front waving his arms,leaping up & down in a frenzy He was escorting 2 American tourists off the range Jesus it was funny and we got some rollocking Jez the poor yanks jumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell asleep mid wank, woke up with limp cock in hand. "

Bet he was disappointed

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Poured the boiling water into the sugar bowl instead of my coffee mug.... Such a waste!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell asleep mid wank, woke up with limp cock in hand.

Bet he was disappointed "

((()))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep standing

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I once fell asleep blowing up an air bed. Woke up with the valve still in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep on the train and ended up in Nottingham lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crashed out, woke up in a panic thinking i was late for work. Took a taxi across the city i lived in. Place was empty....itbwas then i realised itbwas only 2 hours later lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I fell asleep giving my ex a blowjob

We had been at it all weekend tho and by Sunday night I'd been awake for about 36 hours and I don't remember falling asleep but woke up with his cock in my mouth

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Fell asleep standing "

Ooooooooh I did that in work too! Was on a training course, the trainer was a really nice German guy who knew his stuff inside out but had SUCH a monotonous voice I dozed off standing up staggered into the bloke stood next to me who said "You ok there??" I styled it out lol and told him afterwards what had really happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fell asleep mid wank, woke up with limp cock in hand.

Bet he was disappointed "

I made it up to him later, by sucking his balls while humming ‘Celebration’ by Kool and the Gang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put toothpaste all over my face then started shaving. Yup it stung

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I was so tired one night i went into a deep sleep...

I know its hard to believe but its true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got into the passenger side of my car once. Couldn't understand where the steering wheel had gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep stood up with my head on the fridge door and milk still in my hand, I was previously making a cup of tea

Jo.Xx

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I woke up in the taxi home from work late one night to see a red traffic signal. I scambled around in panic and horror trying to apply the emergency brake. Only to realise I was now in a car and I wasn't driving it. For that split second I was genuinly the most scared I've been for a long time.

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