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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not a term that is heard of on here as much as Alfa male is.

What does the term Alfa female conjure up for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very forthright woman. Takes no shit and is in charge. I think I might be one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very forthright woman. Takes no shit and is in charge. I think I might be one "

didnt know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very forthright woman. Takes no shit and is in charge. I think I might be one "

I think there is a lot of them about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very forthright woman. Takes no shit and is in charge. I think I might be one "

Ooooh me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m more alfalfa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m more alfalfa."

I'm more falafel

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

All the usual aspects of an alpha male, but in a woman.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I’m more alfalfa."

we need a snorting with laughter smilie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are many aplha ladies on here, all of you women know who you are.

I guess it could be a self-driven lady that pushes for what they want/enjoy.

I find it a really sexy quality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m more alfalfa.

I'm more falafel"

That’s a faff.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes. "

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

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By * n C NWCouple
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Dominated ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One tuff women aka super bitch

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I just googled it. I'm too lazy to be alpha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wears the trousers and strap on.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Not a term that is heard of on here as much as Alfa male is.

What does the term Alfa female conjure up for you? "

Normally a feminist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m more alfalfa.

I'm more falafel

That’s a faff."

Sash... Mrs SB might have misread that

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561 "

You saying I'm a monkey

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561 "

Seconded

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey "

Ooooooh shit. We got an angry alpha female. TAKE COVER

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are many aplha ladies on here, all of you women know who you are.

I guess it could be a self-driven lady that pushes for what they want/enjoy.

I find it a really sexy quality! "

But they don't put it in their profiles like guys do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey "

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something? "

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I think of milking machines... When I was a kid I milked the cows every morning before school with an Alpha Laval system.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooooooh shit. We got an angry alpha female. TAKE COVER "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either. "

I’m game.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are many aplha ladies on here, all of you women know who you are.

I guess it could be a self-driven lady that pushes for what they want/enjoy.

I find it a really sexy quality!

But they don't put it in their profiles like guys do. "

That’s true!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either. "

I'll take the grooming but genital swelling!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either.

I’m game. "

Oh ha ha. I'm off to sit in a tree and pick fleas out of my ears...

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either.

I'll take the grooming but genital swelling! "

Yup, inflated perineal skin that peaks in size when ovulation. Think of it as the milkshake that brings all the apes to the yard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either.

I’m game.

Oh ha ha. I'm off to sit in a tree and pick fleas out of my ears..."

Love you mama

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either.

I'll take the grooming but genital swelling!

Yup, inflated perineal skin that peaks in size when ovulation. Think of it as the milkshake that brings all the apes to the yard. "

Well now you put it like that it seems so much more appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On anothet site I class myself as an Alpha sub or Primal prey. For me it means I take no crap, im very strong minded and will only submit to the most strongest of men. It takes a strong man to control me. Im still very much a sub but with 8 yrs im not a newbie and wont easily drop to my knees. For the strongest i willingly submit x

Thats my definition x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either.

I’m game.

Oh ha ha. I'm off to sit in a tree and pick fleas out of my ears...

Love you mama "

I love you too but keep your inflated genitals to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either.

I’m game.

Oh ha ha. I'm off to sit in a tree and pick fleas out of my ears...

Love you mama

I love you too but keep your inflated genitals to yourself "

Ssssssssssss

*the sound of deflation*

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either.

I’m game.

Oh ha ha. I'm off to sit in a tree and pick fleas out of my ears...

Love you mama

I love you too but keep your inflated genitals to yourself

Ssssssssssss

*the sound of deflation*"

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either.

I'll take the grooming but genital swelling!

Yup, inflated perineal skin that peaks in size when ovulation. Think of it as the milkshake that brings all the apes to the yard.

Well now you put it like that it seems so much more appealing "

Although to be more precise, it's the milkshake you take to the yard because of male philopatry. The females move from group to group whilst the males stay in one place. Turn up without a swelling and you'll probably get murdered. But big butts drive the men nuts and they'll let you join them.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Not a term that is heard of on here as much as Alfa male is.

What does the term Alfa female conjure up for you? "

A woman driving an Italian car ?

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


"On anothet site I class myself as an Alpha sub or Primal prey. For me it means I take no crap, im very strong minded and will only submit to the most strongest of men. It takes a strong man to control me. Im still very much a sub but with 8 yrs im not a newbie and wont easily drop to my knees. For the strongest i willingly submit x

Thats my definition x"

This

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either.

I'll take the grooming but genital swelling!

Yup, inflated perineal skin that peaks in size when ovulation. Think of it as the milkshake that brings all the apes to the yard.

Well now you put it like that it seems so much more appealing

Although to be more precise, it's the milkshake you take to the yard because of male philopatry. The females move from group to group whilst the males stay in one place. Turn up without a swelling and you'll probably get murdered. But big butts drive the men nuts and they'll let you join them. "

So basically you're saying that I've only lived this long because I've got a big arse...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Nonsense

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either.

I'll take the grooming but genital swelling!

Yup, inflated perineal skin that peaks in size when ovulation. Think of it as the milkshake that brings all the apes to the yard.

Well now you put it like that it seems so much more appealing

Although to be more precise, it's the milkshake you take to the yard because of male philopatry. The females move from group to group whilst the males stay in one place. Turn up without a swelling and you'll probably get murdered. But big butts drive the men nuts and they'll let you join them.

So basically you're saying that I've only lived this long because I've got a big arse... "

I'm saying that 50% of human society is the way it is because sneaky human females learnt to conceal their ovulation, unlike apes who wear it like a badge of honour

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've only heard it used in the context of apes, in particular chimpanzees.

The alpha female is older and gains her status by other females showing her that respect. Often she arbitrates disputes.

That’s so her from Nicecouple561

You saying I'm a monkey

Ooops, no. Quick B.B., how do I show her my respect? Show her my bottom or something?

You need to rub your genital swelling against hers and then groom her for a significant time period once she calms down. An offering of meat wouldn't hurt either.

I'll take the grooming but genital swelling!

Yup, inflated perineal skin that peaks in size when ovulation. Think of it as the milkshake that brings all the apes to the yard.

Well now you put it like that it seems so much more appealing

Although to be more precise, it's the milkshake you take to the yard because of male philopatry. The females move from group to group whilst the males stay in one place. Turn up without a swelling and you'll probably get murdered. But big butts drive the men nuts and they'll let you join them.

So basically you're saying that I've only lived this long because I've got a big arse...

I'm saying that 50% of human society is the way it is because sneaky human females learnt to conceal their ovulation, unlike apes who wear it like a badge of honour"

Yeah. I jest

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