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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Far too early for last orders!

So.... Thatchers Haze? Got it in cans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll transfer it to a nice lady glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll transfer it to a nice lady glass

Got one chilled in the fridge ready for you

Now ..... Are you ready for shots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll transfer it to a nice lady glass

Got one chilled in the fridge ready for you

Now ..... Are you ready for shots?

Go on then. Make my day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll transfer it to a nice lady glass

Got one chilled in the fridge ready for you

Now ..... Are you ready for shots?

Go on then. Make my day

Yay!!! What's your poison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll transfer it to a nice lady glass

Got one chilled in the fridge ready for you

Now ..... Are you ready for shots?

Go on then. Make my day

Yay!!! What's your poison? "

Surprise me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll transfer it to a nice lady glass

Got one chilled in the fridge ready for you

Now ..... Are you ready for shots?

Go on then. Make my day

Yay!!! What's your poison?

Surprise me

Jägerbomb it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll transfer it to a nice lady glass

Got one chilled in the fridge ready for you

Now ..... Are you ready for shots?

Go on then. Make my day

Yay!!! What's your poison?

Surprise me

Jägerbomb it is!

what are you having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any pink gin? I'm in the mood for a tipple

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Thanks for keeping the bar open lucky..

I'm just popping back for a brandy and cola..

As its karaoke now I'll do an Oasis number..Dont look back in anger.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a Tequila, never tried it. I promise to behave and not get d*unk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i get a bottle of malbec and a straw please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll transfer it to a nice lady glass

Got one chilled in the fridge ready for you

Now ..... Are you ready for shots?

Go on then. Make my day

Yay!!! What's your poison?

Surprise me

Jägerbomb it is!

what are you having?"

A hangover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any pink gin? I'm in the mood for a tipple

Oh yes, we're a sophisticated establishment! On its own, or would you like a mixer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absynth...been one of those days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll transfer it to a nice lady glass

Got one chilled in the fridge ready for you

Now ..... Are you ready for shots?

Go on then. Make my day

Yay!!! What's your poison?

Surprise me

Jägerbomb it is!

what are you having?

A hangover

Already?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks for keeping the bar open lucky..

I'm just popping back for a brandy and cola..

As its karaoke now I'll do an Oasis number..Dont look back in anger.....

Hang on Ash, I've been working the bar for hours! Me and Jessica are doing shots now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No top shelf before 2am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i get a bottle of malbec and a straw please

I'll even pop an umbrella and a sparkler in it for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for keeping the bar open lucky..

I'm just popping back for a brandy and cola..

As its karaoke now I'll do an Oasis number..Dont look back in anger.....

Hang on Ash, I've been working the bar for hours! Me and Jessica are doing shots now....

I also asked for a microphone first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll transfer it to a nice lady glass

Got one chilled in the fridge ready for you

Now ..... Are you ready for shots?

Go on then. Make my day

Yay!!! What's your poison?

Surprise me

Jägerbomb it is!

what are you having?

A hangover

Already?

Nope, that's just my prediction lol

3, 2, 1..... go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any pink gin? I'm in the mood for a tipple

Oh yes, we're a sophisticated establishment! On its own, or would you like a mixer?

Oooh some lemonade would be perfect lovely. Maybe a little bum wiggle while you serve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absynth...been one of those days

Sugar and ice water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we have an extra hours drinking time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll transfer it to a nice lady glass

Got one chilled in the fridge ready for you

Now ..... Are you ready for shots?

Go on then. Make my day

Yay!!! What's your poison?

Surprise me

Jägerbomb it is!

what are you having?

A hangover

Already?

Nope, that's just my prediction lol

3, 2, 1..... go! "

I will sweat off my alcohol in sauna and steam room tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks for keeping the bar open lucky..

I'm just popping back for a brandy and cola..

As its karaoke now I'll do an Oasis number..Dont look back in anger.....

Hang on Ash, I've been working the bar for hours! Me and Jessica are doing shots now....

I also asked for a microphone first

The DJ is a twat, hang on......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any pink gin? I'm in the mood for a tipple

Oh yes, we're a sophisticated establishment! On its own, or would you like a mixer?

Oooh some lemonade would be perfect lovely. Maybe a little bum wiggle while you serve?

I'll wiggle enough to hypnotise you

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

A cosy sofa with sex on the beach with the handsome one

so make that two and I'll wait for him to pop his sexy bum on the sofa.

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As we have an extra hours drinking time"

Let the drinking commence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for keeping the bar open lucky..

I'm just popping back for a brandy and cola..

As its karaoke now I'll do an Oasis number..Dont look back in anger.....

Hang on Ash, I've been working the bar for hours! Me and Jessica are doing shots now....

I also asked for a microphone first

The DJ is a twat, hang on...... "

Sort him out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cosy sofa with sex on the beach with the handsome one

so make that two and I'll wait for him to pop his sexy bum on the sofa.

Thanks x"

There's a private booth reserved for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks for keeping the bar open lucky..

I'm just popping back for a brandy and cola..

As its karaoke now I'll do an Oasis number..Dont look back in anger.....

Hang on Ash, I've been working the bar for hours! Me and Jessica are doing shots now....

I also asked for a microphone first

The DJ is a twat, hang on......

Sort him out

Sorted.... you're up next

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Thanks for keeping the bar open lucky..

I'm just popping back for a brandy and cola..

As its karaoke now I'll do an Oasis number..Dont look back in anger.....

Hang on Ash, I've been working the bar for hours! Me and Jessica are doing shots now....

I'll bring back some pizzas and chips for everyone when i return in 45 mins!

Keep up the great work!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"A cosy sofa with sex on the beach with the handsome one

so make that two and I'll wait for him to pop his sexy bum on the sofa.

Thanks x

There's a private booth reserved for you

How how lovely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As we have an extra hours drinking time

Let the drinking commence! "

Il have a black rat please barlass/barman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll transfer it to a nice lady glass

Got one chilled in the fridge ready for you

Now ..... Are you ready for shots?

Go on then. Make my day

Yay!!! What's your poison?

Surprise me

Jägerbomb it is!

what are you having?

A hangover

Already?

Nope, that's just my prediction lol

3, 2, 1..... go!

I will sweat off my alcohol in sauna and steam room tomorrow

Pah! I'm gonna keep an identical glass of vodka next to the glass of water on my bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for keeping the bar open lucky..

I'm just popping back for a brandy and cola..

As its karaoke now I'll do an Oasis number..Dont look back in anger.....

Hang on Ash, I've been working the bar for hours! Me and Jessica are doing shots now....

I'll bring back some pizzas and chips for everyone when i return in 45 mins!

Keep up the great work!"

Cheesy chips for me, please! Cheers

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Nice glass of zinfandel with lemonade over ice couple of strawberries in

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks for keeping the bar open lucky..

I'm just popping back for a brandy and cola..

As its karaoke now I'll do an Oasis number..Dont look back in anger.....

Hang on Ash, I've been working the bar for hours! Me and Jessica are doing shots now....

I'll bring back some pizzas and chips for everyone when i return in 45 mins!

Keep up the great work!"

I can't believe I have to work under these conditions! Only one thing for it........ Beer ping pong!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cosy sofa with sex on the beach with the handsome one

so make that two and I'll wait for him to pop his sexy bum on the sofa.

Thanks x

There's a private booth reserved for you

How how lovely...

Make sure you give us a good review on trip advisor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll transfer it to a nice lady glass

Got one chilled in the fridge ready for you

Now ..... Are you ready for shots?

Go on then. Make my day

Yay!!! What's your poison?

Surprise me

Jägerbomb it is!

what are you having?

A hangover

Already?

Nope, that's just my prediction lol

3, 2, 1..... go!

I will sweat off my alcohol in sauna and steam room tomorrow

Pah! I'm gonna keep an identical glass of vodka next to the glass of water on my bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette

‘Pist’ hide the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok.. DJ, are you ready? Play my song, please

Bring me to life - Evanescence

Chosen especially for the bar girl this evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As we have an extra hours drinking time

Let the drinking commence!

Il have a black rat please barlass/barman

Have you got any ID?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice glass of zinfandel with lemonade over ice couple of strawberries in

Yes please"

Classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok.. DJ, are you ready? Play my song, please

Bring me to life - Evanescence

Chosen especially for the bar girl this evening

Tuuuuune!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i get a bottle of malbec and a straw please

I'll even pop an umbrella and a sparkler in it for you!

Ooh classy stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok.. DJ, are you ready? Play my song, please

Bring me to life - Evanescence

Chosen especially for the bar girl this evening

Tuuuuune!!!!!!"

hope you enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i get a bottle of malbec and a straw please

I'll even pop an umbrella and a sparkler in it for you!

Ooh classy stuff

I aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IPA please barkeep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As we have an extra hours drinking time

Let the drinking commence!

Il have a black rat please barlass/barman

Have you got any ID? "

They brew it about half a mile away from me.....

do I get in on granddad rights ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok.. DJ, are you ready? Play my song, please

Bring me to life - Evanescence

Chosen especially for the bar girl this evening

Tuuuuune!!!!!!

hope you enjoy"

Wake me up inside!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IPA please barkeep

Glass with a handle sir?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As we have an extra hours drinking time

Let the drinking commence!

Il have a black rat please barlass/barman

Have you got any ID?

They brew it about half a mile away from me.....

do I get in on granddad rights ? "

Soz.... It's Challenge 21, tis the law you see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok.. DJ, are you ready? Play my song, please

Bring me to life - Evanescence

Chosen especially for the bar girl this evening

Tuuuuune!!!!!!

hope you enjoy

Wake me up inside!

more jager?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok.. DJ, are you ready? Play my song, please

Bring me to life - Evanescence

Chosen especially for the bar girl this evening

Tuuuuune!!!!!!

hope you enjoy

Wake me up inside!

more jager?

Question or challenge?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As we have an extra hours drinking time

Let the drinking commence!

Il have a black rat please barlass/barman

Have you got any ID?

They brew it about half a mile away from me.....

do I get in on granddad rights ?

Soz.... It's Challenge 21, tis the law you see! "

BOOM. 45 ‘‘tis the new 21”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok.. DJ, are you ready? Play my song, please

Bring me to life - Evanescence

Chosen especially for the bar girl this evening

Tuuuuune!!!!!!

hope you enjoy

Wake me up inside!

more jager?

Question or challenge?!

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IPA please barkeep

Glass with a handle sir? "

Perfect - thanks mutchly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As we have an extra hours drinking time

Let the drinking commence!

Il have a black rat please barlass/barman

Have you got any ID?

They brew it about half a mile away from me.....

do I get in on granddad rights ?

Soz.... It's Challenge 21, tis the law you see!

BOOM. 45 ‘‘tis the new 21”"

Still need to see your ID, you might have just had a hard paper round lol

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

can I have something to bring me down from my sugar rush?

too much cake and chocolat for this one today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can I have something to bring me down from my sugar rush?

too much cake and chocolat for this one today

Hello Squirrel, you can have whatever you want, it's on me

I know how it feels to have too much cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong coffee please. Just got home. Maybe a small baileys on the side

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IPA please barkeep

Glass with a handle sir?

Perfect - thanks mutchly

I'll throw some pork scratchings in for you, for free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong coffee please. Just got home. Maybe a small baileys on the side

Absolutely! I've saved the comfy seat for you

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"can I have something to bring me down from my sugar rush?

too much cake and chocolat for this one today

Hello Squirrel, you can have whatever you want, it's on me

I know how it feels to have too much cake

well you can never have enough of some kind of cake...

the kind I had just left me with a squeezy belly lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok.. DJ, are you ready? Play my song, please

Bring me to life - Evanescence

Chosen especially for the bar girl this evening

Tuuuuune!!!!!!

hope you enjoy

Wake me up inside!

more jager?

Question or challenge?!

Both

Challenge accepted ma Cherie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can I have something to bring me down from my sugar rush?

too much cake and chocolat for this one today

Hello Squirrel, you can have whatever you want, it's on me

I know how it feels to have too much cake

well you can never have enough of some kind of cake...

the kind I had just left me with a squeezy belly lol"

Oooh, let me get you a fresh pineapple juice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to sing now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

Ok. DJ, play some hip shaking numbers for us, please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

Ok. DJ, play some hip shaking numbers for us, please

DJ..... play The Devil Went Down To Georgia! Jessica, get your ass up on this bar with me.... Coyote Ugly eat your heart out! Anyone else wanna join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

Ok. DJ, play some hip shaking numbers for us, please

DJ..... play The Devil Went Down To Georgia! Jessica, get your ass up on this bar with me.... Coyote Ugly eat your heart out! Anyone else wanna join in?

Move your ass, girl.. so mine can fit in there, too

Hips don't lie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

Ok. DJ, play some hip shaking numbers for us, please

DJ..... play The Devil Went Down To Georgia! Jessica, get your ass up on this bar with me.... Coyote Ugly eat your heart out! Anyone else wanna join in?

Move your ass, girl.. so mine can fit in there, too

Hips don't lie? "

They certainly don't lie! There's plenty of room for your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

Ok. DJ, play some hip shaking numbers for us, please

DJ..... play The Devil Went Down To Georgia! Jessica, get your ass up on this bar with me.... Coyote Ugly eat your heart out! Anyone else wanna join in?

Move your ass, girl.. so mine can fit in there, too

Hips don't lie?

They certainly don't lie! There's plenty of room for your ass

Good! Coz I like to move it move it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

Ok. DJ, play some hip shaking numbers for us, please

DJ..... play The Devil Went Down To Georgia! Jessica, get your ass up on this bar with me.... Coyote Ugly eat your heart out! Anyone else wanna join in?

Move your ass, girl.. so mine can fit in there, too

Hips don't lie?

They certainly don't lie! There's plenty of room for your ass

Good! Coz I like to move it move it!

Girl, you've got some moves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

Ok. DJ, play some hip shaking numbers for us, please

DJ..... play The Devil Went Down To Georgia! Jessica, get your ass up on this bar with me.... Coyote Ugly eat your heart out! Anyone else wanna join in?

Move your ass, girl.. so mine can fit in there, too

Hips don't lie?

They certainly don't lie! There's plenty of room for your ass

Good! Coz I like to move it move it!

Girl, you've got some moves! "

Now where are those hunky guys who can throw some shapes, too?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

I'm back!

Had to meet a lady around the corner!

Have brought pizzas,kebabs and cheesy chips.

I'm happy to take over again lucky and call last orders if you fancy singing on the stage..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

I'm back!

Had to meet a lady around the corner!

Have brought pizzas,kebabs and cheesy chips.

I'm happy to take over again lucky and call last orders if you fancy singing on the stage.."

Last orders?! What the actual fuck Ash?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

Ok. DJ, play some hip shaking numbers for us, please

DJ..... play The Devil Went Down To Georgia! Jessica, get your ass up on this bar with me.... Coyote Ugly eat your heart out! Anyone else wanna join in?

Move your ass, girl.. so mine can fit in there, too

Hips don't lie?

They certainly don't lie! There's plenty of room for your ass

Good! Coz I like to move it move it!

Girl, you've got some moves!

Now where are those hunky guys who can throw some shapes, too?

They fucked off when we ran out of Thatchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

Ok. DJ, play some hip shaking numbers for us, please

DJ..... play The Devil Went Down To Georgia! Jessica, get your ass up on this bar with me.... Coyote Ugly eat your heart out! Anyone else wanna join in?

Move your ass, girl.. so mine can fit in there, too

Hips don't lie?

They certainly don't lie! There's plenty of room for your ass

Good! Coz I like to move it move it!

Girl, you've got some moves!

Now where are those hunky guys who can throw some shapes, too?

They fucked off when we ran out of Thatchers

To Wetherspoons? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

I'm back!

Had to meet a lady around the corner!

Have brought pizzas,kebabs and cheesy chips.

I'm happy to take over again lucky and call last orders if you fancy singing on the stage..

Last orders?! What the actual fuck Ash?! "

Don't worry, girl. I know a good bar next door which is open til we drop

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

I'm back!

Had to meet a lady around the corner!

Have brought pizzas,kebabs and cheesy chips.

I'm happy to take over again lucky and call last orders if you fancy singing on the stage..

Last orders?! What the actual fuck Ash?! "

I forgot the clocks go back..what the hell..we might as well stay open all night!..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

I'm back!

Had to meet a lady around the corner!

Have brought pizzas,kebabs and cheesy chips.

I'm happy to take over again lucky and call last orders if you fancy singing on the stage..

Last orders?! What the actual fuck Ash?!

Don't worry, girl. I know a good bar next door which is open til we drop

Yeah, but Ash brought cheesy chips!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

I'm back!

Had to meet a lady around the corner!

Have brought pizzas,kebabs and cheesy chips.

I'm happy to take over again lucky and call last orders if you fancy singing on the stage..

Last orders?! What the actual fuck Ash?!

I forgot the clocks go back..what the hell..we might as well stay open all night!.."

Woop! Drinks on the house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

I'm back!

Had to meet a lady around the corner!

Have brought pizzas,kebabs and cheesy chips.

I'm happy to take over again lucky and call last orders if you fancy singing on the stage..

Last orders?! What the actual fuck Ash?!

Don't worry, girl. I know a good bar next door which is open til we drop

Yeah, but Ash brought cheesy chips! "

Yummy! We'll eat them, sing a few songs, do a lil show on the top of the bar and then we'll see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I have something to bring me down from my sugar rush?

too much cake and chocolat for this one today

Hello Squirrel, you can have whatever you want, it's on me

I know how it feels to have too much cake

well you can never have enough of some kind of cake...

the kind I had just left me with a squeezy belly lol"

Cake? Someone say cake!?...We loves cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

I'm back!

Had to meet a lady around the corner!

Have brought pizzas,kebabs and cheesy chips.

I'm happy to take over again lucky and call last orders if you fancy singing on the stage..

Last orders?! What the actual fuck Ash?!

Don't worry, girl. I know a good bar next door which is open til we drop

Yeah, but Ash brought cheesy chips!

Yummy! We'll eat them, sing a few songs, do a lil show on the top of the bar and then we'll see

You drink too much and your morals are questionable. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can I have something to bring me down from my sugar rush?

too much cake and chocolat for this one today

Hello Squirrel, you can have whatever you want, it's on me

I know how it feels to have too much cake

well you can never have enough of some kind of cake...

the kind I had just left me with a squeezy belly lol

Cake? Someone say cake!?...We loves cake

Mmmmmm Cuckcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

I'm back!

Had to meet a lady around the corner!

Have brought pizzas,kebabs and cheesy chips.

I'm happy to take over again lucky and call last orders if you fancy singing on the stage..

Last orders?! What the actual fuck Ash?!

Don't worry, girl. I know a good bar next door which is open til we drop

Yeah, but Ash brought cheesy chips!

Yummy! We'll eat them, sing a few songs, do a lil show on the top of the bar and then we'll see

You drink too much and your morals are questionable. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend! "

(hug and open heart)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to sing now?

I would, but Ash has fucked off and left me to run the bar

I'm back!

Had to meet a lady around the corner!

Have brought pizzas,kebabs and cheesy chips.

I'm happy to take over again lucky and call last orders if you fancy singing on the stage..

Last orders?! What the actual fuck Ash?!

Don't worry, girl. I know a good bar next door which is open til we drop

Yeah, but Ash brought cheesy chips!

Yummy! We'll eat them, sing a few songs, do a lil show on the top of the bar and then we'll see

You drink too much and your morals are questionable. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend!

(hug and open heart)"

I know right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all!!

Room for a windswept and slightly interesting character?

I've beer and cake....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all!!

Room for a windswept and slightly interesting character?

I've beer and cake....

What's your tipple sir? Ash has buggered off somewhere so I'm back behind the bar, you'll have to excuse my mate dancing on the bar, she's d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all!!

Room for a windswept and slightly interesting character?

I've beer and cake....

Oh, and you have to buy your beer here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna dance with somebody!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all!!

Room for a windswept and slightly interesting character?

I've beer and cake....

Oh, and you have to buy your beer here! "
Oh... And I bought so much. And the cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!"

Hang on, I'm just whipping up a Harvey Wallbanger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all!!

Room for a windswept and slightly interesting character?

I've beer and cake....

Oh, and you have to buy your beer here! Oh... And I bought so much. And the cake?

Don't worry, I'll put them behind the bar for you

Cake is always welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!"
are you singing that...or is it a request? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Hang on, I'm just whipping up a Harvey Wallbanger

She bangs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!are you singing that...or is it a request? Lol"

I do both

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By *esires of HertsCouple
over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

100

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Hang on, I'm just whipping up a Harvey Wallbanger

She bangs!

She does indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all!!

Room for a windswept and slightly interesting character?

I've beer and cake....

What's your tipple sir? Ash has buggered off somewhere so I'm back behind the bar, you'll have to excuse my mate dancing on the bar, she's d*unk!

"
Well by happy coincidence my names Ash. JD and thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all!!

Room for a windswept and slightly interesting character?

I've beer and cake....

What's your tipple sir? Ash has buggered off somewhere so I'm back behind the bar, you'll have to excuse my mate dancing on the bar, she's d*unk!

Well by happy coincidence my names Ash. JD and thanks. "

On the rocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!are you singing that...or is it a request? Lol

I do both

"
Then your my kinda gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all!!

Room for a windswept and slightly interesting character?

I've beer and cake....

What's your tipple sir? Ash has buggered off somewhere so I'm back behind the bar, you'll have to excuse my mate dancing on the bar, she's d*unk!

Well by happy coincidence my names Ash. JD and thanks.

On the rocks? "
Ice and a slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash is in da building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!are you singing that...or is it a request? Lol

I do both

Then your my kinda gal

Can you sing? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all!!

Room for a windswept and slightly interesting character?

I've beer and cake....

What's your tipple sir? Ash has buggered off somewhere so I'm back behind the bar, you'll have to excuse my mate dancing on the bar, she's d*unk!

Well by happy coincidence my names Ash. JD and thanks.

On the rocks? Ice and a slice

We're out of slice.... coincidentally we're also out of Tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash in da building indeed!!

I always like to make a big entrance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ash in da building indeed!!

I always like to make a big entrance lol

Careful, a few d*unks around lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ash in da building indeed!!

I always like to make a big entrance lol

Careful, a few d*unks around lol"

Damn, do I need to throw d*unk people out?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Evening all!!

Room for a windswept and slightly interesting character?

I've beer and cake....

What's your tipple sir? Ash has buggered off somewhere so I'm back behind the bar, you'll have to excuse my mate dancing on the bar, she's d*unk!

Well by happy coincidence my names Ash. JD and thanks.

On the rocks? Ice and a slice

We're out of slice.... coincidentally we're also out of Tequila

Welcome Ash!

Out of Tequila?..Hay Caramba!

will have to get some more in for our Halloween party...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ash in da building indeed!!

I always like to make a big entrance lol

Careful, a few d*unks around lol

Damn, do I need to throw d*unk people out? "

Well what does your policy say? Ash? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all!!

Room for a windswept and slightly interesting character?

I've beer and cake....

What's your tipple sir? Ash has buggered off somewhere so I'm back behind the bar, you'll have to excuse my mate dancing on the bar, she's d*unk!

Well by happy coincidence my names Ash. JD and thanks.

On the rocks? Ice and a slice

We're out of slice.... coincidentally we're also out of Tequila

Welcome Ash!

Out of Tequila?..Hay Caramba!

will have to get some more in for our Halloween party..."

Yeah.... I kinda drank the tequila, just take it out of my wages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is very confusing... 2 Ash's in the same room.

Hi Ash, I think someone needs to give me another name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash left. Bar girl left. I will leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh....was it something I said? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh....was it something I said? lol "

Nope lol but DJ stopped playing and I'm bored haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh....was it something I said? lol

Nope lol but DJ stopped playing and I'm bored haha"

Told you the DJ was a twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?! "

We'll find them. Or Ash will lend you his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?! "
You want me to carry you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?!

We'll find them. Or Ash will lend you his

Ok, I've realised that losing my shoe doesn't make me Cinderella, it makes me very d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?! You want me to carry you?

Tis ok, i have Jess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?!

We'll find them. Or Ash will lend you his

Ok, I've realised that losing my shoe doesn't make me Cinderella, it makes me very d*unk

You got your prince now

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I fancy a Tequila, never tried it. I promise to behave and not get d*unk lol

I must apologise Fiesty minx as it looks like we forgot to serve you at the bar so free Tequilas for you all night the next time you visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?! You want me to carry you?

Tis ok, i have Jess

You sure, love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*stumbles into the bar after a night out*

Amy chance of a G&T?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"This is very confusing... 2 Ash's in the same room.

Hi Ash, I think someone needs to give me another name?

How about Mr Tickle so we dont confuse the ladies?!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?! You want me to carry you?

Tis ok, i have Jess

You sure, love?

If I'm honest, the only thing I'm sure of is the fact I'm a little bit tipsy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*stumbles into the bar after a night out*

Amy chance of a G&T?"

Aye! Ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?! You want me to carry you?

Tis ok, i have Jess

You sure, love?

If I'm honest, the only thing I'm sure of is the fact I'm a little bit tipsy

Ash is here to take over the bar so we can go

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?! "

I'll carry you both home Lucky and Jessica!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?!

I'll carry you both home Lucky and Jessica!..."

You must be a strong man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?!

I'll carry you both home Lucky and Jessica!...

You must be a strong man

Lucky is my hubby... I'm just the Quean, I'll request my chariot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*stumbles into the bar after a night out*

Amy chance of a G&T?

Aye! Ice? "

Aye, Ice and umbrella please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Tickle (thanks Ash) approaches the mic and winks at Jessica...

"Start spreadin' da mews"....

"I'm weaving todayyyy....hic"

"I wonna be farty bit.....New York New York..hic"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where are we going?

or am I going home haha

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?!

I'll carry you both home Lucky and Jessica!...

You must be a strong man

Lucky is my hubby... I'm just the Quean, I'll request my chariot! "

Thanks Quean and Jessica for your help in the bar this evening...Its been a crazy night!..See you at the Halloween party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?!

I'll carry you both home Lucky and Jessica!...

You must be a strong man

Lucky is my hubby... I'm just the Quean, I'll request my chariot!

Thanks Quean and Jessica for your help in the bar this evening...Its been a crazy night!..See you at the Halloween party!"

I'm already dressed so I'm ready to party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So where are we going?

or am I going home haha"

Home is for lightweights! Ash gave me 2 bottles of prosecco..... where we off?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?!

I'll carry you both home Lucky and Jessica!...

You must be a strong man

Lucky is my hubby... I'm just the Quean, I'll request my chariot!

Thanks Quean and Jessica for your help in the bar this evening...Its been a crazy night!..See you at the Halloween party!

I'm already dressed so I'm ready to party

There ain't no party like an S club party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So where are we going?

or am I going home haha

Home is for lightweights! Ash gave me 2 bottles of prosecco..... where we off?! "

Halloween party apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So where are we going?

or am I going home haha

Home is for lightweights! Ash gave me 2 bottles of prosecco..... where we off?! "

Just passing through, anyone need a lift?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't leave, i just realised how d*unk I was when I sat on the loo and tried fastening my seatbelt

You need some fresh air.. let's go for a walk

Where the fuck did I put my shoes?!

I'll carry you both home Lucky and Jessica!...

You must be a strong man

Lucky is my hubby... I'm just the Quean, I'll request my chariot!

Thanks Quean and Jessica for your help in the bar this evening...Its been a crazy night!..See you at the Halloween party!"

My pleasure! Sorry I drank all the tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So where are we going?

or am I going home haha

Home is for lightweights! Ash gave me 2 bottles of prosecco..... where we off?!

Just passing through, anyone need a lift?

Cheers, Drive!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've d*unk a shit loaf of gin a nd cherry vodka tonight

I'm at one eye closed stage of d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So where are we going?

or am I going home haha

Home is for lightweights! Ash gave me 2 bottles of prosecco..... where we off?!

Halloween party apparently

Shall we do the monster mash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So where are we going?

or am I going home haha

Home is for lightweights! Ash gave me 2 bottles of prosecco..... where we off?!

Just passing through, anyone need a lift?

Cheers, Drive!

Tidy! What time u on till?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So where are we going?

or am I going home haha

Home is for lightweights! Ash gave me 2 bottles of prosecco..... where we off?!

Halloween party apparently

Wait party? Where's the party?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've d*unk a shit loaf of gin a nd cherry vodka tonight

I'm at one eye closed stage of d*unk! "

I feel you.... I fell into something and bashed my eye.... some say 'mystery bruise' but I say 'drinking badge of honour!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So where are we going?

or am I going home haha

Home is for lightweights! Ash gave me 2 bottles of prosecco..... where we off?!

Just passing through, anyone need a lift?

Cheers, Drive!

Tidy! What time u on till? "

Chico time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So where are we going?

or am I going home haha

Home is for lightweights! Ash gave me 2 bottles of prosecco..... where we off?!

Halloween party apparently

Wait party? Where's the party?"

Dunno..... I'm jumping into atowncalledmalice's car and hoping that Jessica knows the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So where are we going?

or am I going home haha

Home is for lightweights! Ash gave me 2 bottles of prosecco..... where we off?!

Halloween party apparently

Wait party? Where's the party?

Dunno..... I'm jumping into atowncalledmalice's car and hoping that Jessica knows the way

Follow the leader leader leader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've d*unk a shit loaf of gin a nd cherry vodka tonight

I'm at one eye closed stage of d*unk!

I feel you.... I fell into something and bashed my eye.... some say 'mystery bruise' but I say 'drinking badge of honour!' "

Is that when you were looking for your shoe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumps in the back seat before they pull off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumps in the back seat before they pull off."

Mind my big ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've d*unk a shit loaf of gin a nd cherry vodka tonight

I'm at one eye closed stage of d*unk!

I feel you.... I fell into something and bashed my eye.... some say 'mystery bruise' but I say 'drinking badge of honour!'

Is that when you were looking for your shoe?

Possibly.... ?

Who needs shoes Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jumps in the back seat before they pull off.

Mind my big ass

I don't mind your ass at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jumps in the back seat before they pull off."

I call shotgun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of room ladies, I'll try to keep my hands to myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plenty of room ladies, I'll try to keep my hands to myself. "

I'm eyeing up Atowncalledmalice.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some music on, Drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Story of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumps in the back seat before they pull off.

Mind my big ass

I don't mind your ass at all

Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Story of my life

Which one? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for the delay, Quean you're up front with me, I don't mind where you put your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've d*unk a shit loaf of gin a nd cherry vodka tonight

I'm at one eye closed stage of d*unk!

I feel you.... I fell into something and bashed my eye.... some say 'mystery bruise' but I say 'drinking badge of honour!'

Is that when you were looking for your shoe?

Possibly.... ?

Who needs shoes Lol "

Drive will put some heating on I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry for the delay, Quean you're up front with me, I don't mind where you put your hands

Ooh er missus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Story of my life

Which one? Haha"

Too d*unk and old to deal with more than one life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put some music on, Drive

No problem, drivers choice first, let's have a bit of Bowie, Life on Mars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put some music on, Drive

No problem, drivers choice first, let's have a bit of Bowie, Life on Mars

Good choice sir!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've d*unk a shit loaf of gin a nd cherry vodka tonight

I'm at one eye closed stage of d*unk!

I feel you.... I fell into something and bashed my eye.... some say 'mystery bruise' but I say 'drinking badge of honour!'

Is that when you were looking for your shoe?

Possibly.... ?

Who needs shoes Lol

Drive will put some heating on I'm sure

He's already making me hot

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