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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, clean or dirty, what's your funniest joke?

I heard this the other day and I proper laughed out loud......

A Weasel walks into a bar.

The barman says "Wow, I've never served a Weasel before, what can I get you?!"

"Pop," goes the Weasel.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Don’t order the venison.... it’s deer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face. That's all i know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And i rang a doctor to enquire about circumcision but i got cut off. But everyone gets offended by that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol.... the importance of punctuation, it's the difference between:

Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse

And

Helping your Uncle jack off a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I opened the door in my pyjamas ...

A rather odd place for a door ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i looked up my family tree and found i was the sap

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

A woman asked me for a double entendre the other day, so I gave her one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are the fastest readers in the world.............the 9-11 victims,went through 72 stories in 12 seconds.

How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman........shit in her pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intents!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Ok, clean or dirty, what's your funniest joke?

I heard this the other day and I proper laughed out loud......

A Weasel walks into a bar.

The barman says "Wow, I've never served a Weasel before, what can I get you?!"

"Pop," goes the Weasel.

Q x"

Oi! That's my profile joke!!

(Other than my pictures, I know....!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intents!

I went to the doctors and told him I was feeling like a marquee and a wigwam

He told me I was too tense!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, clean or dirty, what's your funniest joke?

I heard this the other day and I proper laughed out loud......

A Weasel walks into a bar.

The barman says "Wow, I've never served a Weasel before, what can I get you?!"

"Pop," goes the Weasel.

Q x

Oi! That's my profile joke!!

(Other than my pictures, I know....!)"

Ha! It's brilliant!

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

When I was young I'd always wanted to be a tree surgeon, but then I found out I could stand the sight of sap!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man: 'who are you! and how did you get in here!'

intruder: 'im a locksmith, and im A locksmith'

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow

There is an upside to altzheimers,you can hide your own easter eggs

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"When I was young I'd always wanted to be a tree surgeon, but then I found out I could stand the sight of sap!!!"

Couldn't ffs

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Mother listening to wee boy playing with his train set he says “ aw you feckers get aff the f*in train you lot that want oan move yer feckin arses “ the mother says “ that’s enough of that “ scolds him and sends him to his room . After a couple of hours he comes down and apologises for his outburst and gets to play again . After 5 minutes his mum hears him “ all those leaving the train please remember all your belongings and mind the gap when leaving . Everyone boarding the train mind the gap and enjoy your journey “ the mother then hears “ for all of you upset for the two hour delay blame the feckin bitch in the kitchen “ .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bear and a Rabbit taking a shit in the woods the Bear asks the Rabbit does shit stick to your fur ? The Rabbit says no, so the Bear wipes his Arse with the Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s worse than finding a dead woman in a bin bag?

Finding her in four Tesco bags for life.

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