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Big cocks song haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, in a silly mood so thought I'd write this.. sent it to someone who loved big cocks! (It's just a bit of fun, I know it's not great). Just like thinking of alternative words

You like big cocks and you can not lie,

Your other sisters can't deny,

That when a guy walks in with an big fat cock,

You wanna slip it inside, feel it hard as rock.

You get sprung, want to pull up tough

'Cause you notice that cock was stuffed

Deep in the jeans he's wearing

You're hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, you want me to get wit'cha

And let you take my picture.

Your homegirls tried to warn ya off me,

But that cock I got makes you so horny...

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Sounds like a hit to me, OP. What are you going to call it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like a hit to me, OP. What are you going to call it? "

Haha Xmas number one I reckon. We can Collab on a name haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol can you imagine Xmas lunch with that belting out on Xmas day Top of The pops while Grandma's eating her sprouts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol can you imagine Xmas lunch with that belting out on Xmas day Top of The pops while Grandma's eating her sprouts "

Intro to the queens speech I'm thinking...

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Lol can you imagine Xmas lunch with that belting out on Xmas day Top of The pops while Grandma's eating her sprouts

Intro to the queens speech I'm thinking... "

I think Liz should reference it in her speech.

"When one finds oneself reflecting on the ups and downs of the past year, one often listen to 'Big Cock Christmas' by Midlands J. This always lightens one's mood."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An OBE for services to music?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe covered by an xfactor winner?

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