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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

does it take to choose a packet of feckin biscuits for cheese ?

i only wanted a pack of hovis crackers, yet i spent what seemed like an eternity trying to get round a couple who seemed to be having a somewhat in depth discussion about the varying merits of just about every biscuit in the place !

and even better, they had strategically placed trolleys round themselves so it was an almost impenetrable ring of indecision

now bear in mind, i've slept on this, can you imagine the rant i was having last night !

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'd have said 'excuse me please, I just need to have a look at the biscuits'. Saves the blood pressure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd have said 'excuse me please, I just need to have a look at the biscuits'. Saves the blood pressure."

i did - my pleas went unnoticed so deep was their quandary

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'd have said 'excuse me please, I just need to have a look at the biscuits'. Saves the blood pressure.

i did - my pleas went unnoticed so deep was their quandary "

Ah, then it calls for the 'move the trolleys and push in' move. Hope you got your biscuits anyway.

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich


"I'd have said 'excuse me please, I just need to have a look at the biscuits'. Saves the blood pressure.

i did - my pleas went unnoticed so deep was their quandary "

Then you move upto def con 1...

"JUST PICK A PACKET YOU FECKING MORONS" !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd have said 'excuse me please, I just need to have a look at the biscuits'. Saves the blood pressure.

i did - my pleas went unnoticed so deep was their quandary

Ah, then it calls for the 'move the trolleys and push in' move. Hope you got your biscuits anyway."

I did and on the plus side them and the cheeses did calm my frayed nerves a little

Now, who'd have thought that a cheese with raisins, apple and cinnamon could have me teetering on the brink of orgasm ?

Doesn't take a lot these days

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Now, who'd have thought that a cheese with raisins, apple and cinnamon could have me teetering on the brink of orgasm ?

Doesn't take a lot these days "

If I was given a choice between cheese and sex I would have to think about it. Cheese is just so yummy.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Now, who'd have thought that a cheese with raisins, apple and cinnamon could have me teetering on the brink of orgasm ?

Doesn't take a lot these days

If I was given a choice between cheese and sex I would have to think about it. Cheese is just so yummy."

Hello, i can provide both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now, who'd have thought that a cheese with raisins, apple and cinnamon could have me teetering on the brink of orgasm ?

Doesn't take a lot these days

If I was given a choice between cheese and sex I would have to think about it. Cheese is just so yummy.

Hello, i can provide both. "

well you are clearly crackers

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

sex

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By *unwmidscplCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

havin been to asda this morning at 6 am(yes am slightly crazy)wife at work so had to get in early.why is it that mainly women have to straddle the aisle trolley over one side while they look at the opposite shelf thus blocking the entire aisle then give filthy looks when u ask to get pastnot amused at 6 am and nope wont go later cos be even more of em doing it tut!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Now, who'd have thought that a cheese with raisins, apple and cinnamon could have me teetering on the brink of orgasm ?

Doesn't take a lot these days

If I was given a choice between cheese and sex I would have to think about it. Cheese is just so yummy.

Hello, i can provide both. "

The mind boggles!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I'd have said 'excuse me please, I just need to have a look at the biscuits'. Saves the blood pressure.

i did - my pleas went unnoticed so deep was their quandary

Then you move upto def con 1...

"JUST PICK A PACKET YOU FECKING MORONS" !!

"

..... And get asked to "moderate your behaviour" by the assistant manager lol!!

In my defence, they had blocked the whole aisle, and had gone round the houses about which cereal to have.... and they WERE fekkin morons!!

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