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"It’s a rant. Inconsiderate people and fireworks. Been up all night with a terrified dog
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"Working Weekends Is Dog Shit !! Morning Fuckers By The Way "Morning fella! Think of the £££££££ !! | |||
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"Why does my lad refuse to get out of bed on a school morning but this morning he was up singing at 6am!!!! "It’s that special ability kids have at times to be able to totally grind our gears! But we love ‘em! | |||
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"A poem. 1,2,3 apples and pairs. Felix is drinking tea and watching countdown. Orange elephant kettle. " You’re a poet and you know that to be true! | |||
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"Children going away until middle of next week, apart from taking the car to the garage where I will perv over the mechanics (high proportion of good looking men for one garage) I’ve nothing planned, not even a sniff of a coffee with anyone let alone getting naked with someone! " I loves it down your way my babber, I’m down for the Carnivals in a week or so, and a cider re-stocking! | |||
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"You can't beat a quick play to help you sleep again,for another 15 mins anyway..." I guess you’re not taking about Jenga or Super Mario Kart?  | |||
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"Children going away until middle of next week, apart from taking the car to the garage where I will perv over the mechanics (high proportion of good looking men for one garage) I’ve nothing planned, not even a sniff of a coffee with anyone let alone getting naked with someone! I loves it down your way my babber, I’m down for the Carnivals in a week or so, and a cider re-stocking! "This place is mad for carnivals! Good cider place up the road from me! | |||
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"Children going away until middle of next week, apart from taking the car to the garage where I will perv over the mechanics (high proportion of good looking men for one garage) I’ve nothing planned, not even a sniff of a coffee with anyone let alone getting naked with someone! I loves it down your way my babber, I’m down for the Carnivals in a week or so, and a cider re-stocking!
This place is mad for carnivals! Good cider place up the road from me! "Undecided on Bridgy, N Petherton or Glasto, help a boy out here.. | |||
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"It’s a rant. Inconsiderate people and fireworks. Been up all night with a terrified dog
Mrs"People here been lighting fireworks all week. My dogs the same, hes terrified. There should be a law that they should only be allowed to be used on the actual day. | |||
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"I need someone to make me a cuppa please? "Just getting up to make one. What can I get you? X | |||
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"I'm in a bad bad mood,bad as in you may not like my reply to your message if you send me a daft one. I like entertaining myself at time's,let's see how far I can push it. " Why the bad mood? | |||
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"I'm in a bad bad mood,bad as in you may not like my reply to your message if you send me a daft one. I like entertaining myself at time's,let's see how far I can push it. Why the bad mood? " Bad as in playful,bad as in winding people up. | |||
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"Children going away until middle of next week, apart from taking the car to the garage where I will perv over the mechanics (high proportion of good looking men for one garage) I’ve nothing planned, not even a sniff of a coffee with anyone let alone getting naked with someone! I loves it down your way my babber, I’m down for the Carnivals in a week or so, and a cider re-stocking!
This place is mad for carnivals! Good cider place up the road from me!
Undecided on Bridgy, N Petherton or Glasto, help a boy out here.. "Ashamed to say I’ve never been to any of them! Have heard really good things about N Petherton though! | |||
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"I'm in a bad bad mood,bad as in you may not like my reply to your message if you send me a daft one. I like entertaining myself at time's,let's see how far I can push it. " dear miss mybody... what a load of tosh about middle aged spread .. that is all | |||
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"Working Weekends Is Dog Shit !! Morning Fuckers By The Way "Yes it's great we both work weekend. Should be banned | |||
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"Why does my lad refuse to get out of bed on a school morning but this morning he was up singing at 6am!!!! "same here our kids do exactly the same thing . | |||
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"The thread for anything and everything, whatever you want to post! A joke, a random muse, a blatant flirt to the person above, a rant, a request .. whatever it is, however random, post it here! " So why can some travel by air yet the other must go by road in case it blows up yet it's the same stuff? There's pretty random for you  | |||
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"Fucking alarms. That is all. " That's not my thing personally. | |||
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"I'm in a bad bad mood,bad as in you may not like my reply to your message if you send me a daft one. I like entertaining myself at time's,let's see how far I can push it. Why the bad mood? Bad as in playful,bad as in winding people up. " That’s a good mood in my book. Thrive on winding people up | |||
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"Fucking alarms. That is all. That's not my thing personally." Not mine either...I nearly rammed hubby's phone up his arse this morning | |||
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"Fucking alarms. That is all. That's not my thing personally. Not mine either...I nearly rammed hubby's phone up his arse this morning "Is it his birthday? | |||
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"Fucking alarms. That is all. That's not my thing personally. Not mine either...I nearly rammed hubby's phone up his arse this morning "Gosh,poor Clem I hope he has a little phone. | |||
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"I'm in a bad bad mood,bad as in you may not like my reply to your message if you send me a daft one. I like entertaining myself at time's,let's see how far I can push it. Why the bad mood? Bad as in playful,bad as in winding people up. That’s a good mood in my book. Thrive on winding people up "I fear I may have taken it to far... | |||
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"I'm in a bad bad mood,bad as in you may not like my reply to your message if you send me a daft one. I like entertaining myself at time's,let's see how far I can push it. Why the bad mood? Bad as in playful,bad as in winding people up. That’s a good mood in my book. Thrive on winding people up
I fear I may have taken it to far..."How so? | |||
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"I'm in a bad bad mood,bad as in you may not like my reply to your message if you send me a daft one. I like entertaining myself at time's,let's see how far I can push it. Why the bad mood? Bad as in playful,bad as in winding people up. That’s a good mood in my book. Thrive on winding people up
I fear I may have taken it to far...
How so? "Take that back,he's gone mushy on me. | |||
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"I'm in a bad bad mood,bad as in you may not like my reply to your message if you send me a daft one. I like entertaining myself at time's,let's see how far I can push it. Why the bad mood? Bad as in playful,bad as in winding people up. That’s a good mood in my book. Thrive on winding people up
I fear I may have taken it to far...
How so?
Take that back,he's gone mushy on me."If your having a playful slanging match with someone don't go and put kisses after your message you daft sod. | |||
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"I'm in a bad bad mood,bad as in you may not like my reply to your message if you send me a daft one. I like entertaining myself at time's,let's see how far I can push it. Why the bad mood? Bad as in playful,bad as in winding people up. That’s a good mood in my book. Thrive on winding people up
I fear I may have taken it to far...
How so?
Take that back,he's gone mushy on me."Haha, you obviously have your charm | |||
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"I'm in a bad bad mood,bad as in you may not like my reply to your message if you send me a daft one. I like entertaining myself at time's,let's see how far I can push it. Why the bad mood? Bad as in playful,bad as in winding people up. That’s a good mood in my book. Thrive on winding people up
I fear I may have taken it to far...
How so?
Take that back,he's gone mushy on me.
Haha, you obviously have your charm "He obviously gets a kick out of being insulted. | |||
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"I'm in a bad bad mood,bad as in you may not like my reply to your message if you send me a daft one. I like entertaining myself at time's,let's see how far I can push it. Why the bad mood? Bad as in playful,bad as in winding people up. That’s a good mood in my book. Thrive on winding people up
I fear I may have taken it to far...
How so?
Take that back,he's gone mushy on me.
Haha, you obviously have your charm
He obviously gets a kick out of being insulted."Is he insulting you back though? | |||
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"I'm in a bad bad mood,bad as in you may not like my reply to your message if you send me a daft one. I like entertaining myself at time's,let's see how far I can push it. Why the bad mood? Bad as in playful,bad as in winding people up. That’s a good mood in my book. Thrive on winding people up
I fear I may have taken it to far...
How so?
Take that back,he's gone mushy on me.
Haha, you obviously have your charm
He obviously gets a kick out of being insulted.
Is he insulting you back though? "A little,but I need to give him lessons he's rubbish at it. See these site's have turned me into a hard faced bugger the way some guy's treat women. | |||
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"I'm in a bad bad mood,bad as in you may not like my reply to your message if you send me a daft one. I like entertaining myself at time's,let's see how far I can push it. Why the bad mood? Bad as in playful,bad as in winding people up. That’s a good mood in my book. Thrive on winding people up
I fear I may have taken it to far...
How so?
Take that back,he's gone mushy on me.
Haha, you obviously have your charm
He obviously gets a kick out of being insulted.
Is he insulting you back though?
A little,but I need to give him lessons he's rubbish at it. See these site's have turned me into a hard faced bugger the way some guy's treat women. "Don’t understand there mentality at all. | |||
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"I'm really hungry but I'm staying in someone else's house and they're still asleep and I don't want to just help myself "Just make a cup of tea or coffee & try make a bit of noise to wake them  | |||
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"I'm really hungry but I'm staying in someone else's house and they're still asleep and I don't want to just help myself "Make them some tea and toast and give it to them in bed! | |||
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"I'm really hungry but I'm staying in someone else's house and they're still asleep and I don't want to just help myself "IF that were my house, I’d be offended if you didn’t make yourself at home and get some food! | |||
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"I bought my dog a new Orvis bed as the sofa she has had to herself for years has gone to charity and been replaced with a leather one, which she is not allowed on. The dog bed is like a mini sofa and cost me £229; it's gorgeous. But she won't get in it, she's laying next to it. I guess she's miffed! I might curl up in it myself! " Haha typical! Put your jumper in it, then he'll climb in. | |||
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"I’m wanting to meet either a single female or couple later today in the north of England. Just so you know.
If not it’ll be a trip to Quest. "Put a meet up then | |||
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"I was leaving work this morning and my colleague was feeding her dog rolos x" She does know dogs aren’t supposed to have chocolate? | |||
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"I've just been watching the sun rise as I'm sat on the train. First time in many years that I have appreciated it "That made me smile. I was out last night and the moon looked amazing. | |||
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"So am I allowed to flirt in this thread, OP? "
Yes!!! This is a flirt-friendly thread and don’t let any killjoys on a casual knock-up site tell you otherwise or bully you my lovely!!
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"So am I allowed to flirt in this thread, OP?
Yes!!! This is a flirt-friendly thread and don’t let any killjoys on a casual knock-up site tell you otherwise or bully you my lovely!!
"Aaaw much obliged, dear jealousy is nasty but I am so happy I'm not like them
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"I've just been watching the sun rise as I'm sat on the train. First time in many years that I have appreciated it
That made me smile.
I was out last night and the moon looked amazing. "I said the same thing last night when I saw the moon. It was beautiful | |||
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"It’s a rant. Inconsiderate people and fireworks. Been up all night with a terrified dog
Mrs"This is the only positive thing about my dog going deaf. She's not so scared. Still struggle to get her to go out for a wee but no more cowering under the table or hiding in the bathroom. I still keep all curtains closed though. | |||
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"I'm up and just having a cuppa and bacon sarnie .Anyone want one ? "I wouldn't mind a quick one..A bacon sandwich would be lovely also!... | |||
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"I'm up and just having a cuppa and bacon sarnie .Anyone want one ? "I'll have a tea if you're offering with lots of sugar thanks..you got any ketchup? | |||
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"I'm up and just having a cuppa and bacon sarnie .Anyone want one ? "Yes please, with red sauce like your dress | |||
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"I'm up and just having a cuppa and bacon sarnie .Anyone want one ?
I wouldn't mind a quick one..A bacon sandwich would be lovely also!..." | |||
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"I'm up and just having a cuppa and bacon sarnie .Anyone want one ?
I'll have a tea if you're offering with lots of sugar thanks..you got any ketchup? "Got no ketchup as I don't like it.Got brown sauce . | |||
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"Working Weekends Is Dog Shit !! Morning Fuckers By The Way "I feel your pain . I work 3 out of 4. But this weekend I'm off . Yay | |||
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"My head hurts. Got a hangover. Sympathy required "*Pats on back* There there, there there | |||
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"I'm up and just having a cuppa and bacon sarnie .Anyone want one ?
I'll have a tea if you're offering with lots of sugar thanks..you got any ketchup?
Got no ketchup as I don't like it.Got brown sauce . "Brown? On bacon?! What is this madness!? No, no..Brown is only ever for sausage sandwiches, not bacon, never bacon | |||
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"So am I allowed to flirt in this thread, OP?
Yes!!! This is a flirt-friendly thread and don’t let any killjoys on a casual knock-up site tell you otherwise or bully you my lovely!!
Aaaw much obliged, dear jealousy is nasty but I am so happy I'm not like them
Now where are all the flirty emojis.. "Emoji life  
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"I'm up and just having a cuppa and bacon sarnie .Anyone want one ?
I'll have a tea if you're offering with lots of sugar thanks..you got any ketchup?
Got no ketchup as I don't like it.Got brown sauce .
Brown? On bacon?! What is this madness!? No, no..Brown is only ever for sausage sandwiches, not bacon, never bacon "Bacon should be naked or with mushrooms .sauce makes it soggy and wet .lol | |||
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"My head hurts. Got a hangover. Sympathy required
*Pats on back*
There there, there there "Knew I could rely on you . Nice new pic x | |||
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"I'm up and just having a cuppa and bacon sarnie .Anyone want one ?
I'll have a tea if you're offering with lots of sugar thanks..you got any ketchup?
Got no ketchup as I don't like it.Got brown sauce .
Brown? On bacon?! What is this madness!? No, no..Brown is only ever for sausage sandwiches, not bacon, never bacon
Bacon should be naked or with mushrooms .sauce makes it soggy and wet .lol"Well I suppose no one wants a soggy wet one....not this early in the morning anyway! Onions? | |||
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"My head hurts. Got a hangover. Sympathy required
*Pats on back*
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Knew I could rely on you . Nice new pic x"See, I'm not just an ok-ish face! Thank you, silly me got in the shower with clothes on | |||
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"I'm up and just having a cuppa and bacon sarnie .Anyone want one ?
I'll have a tea if you're offering with lots of sugar thanks..you got any ketchup?
Got no ketchup as I don't like it.Got brown sauce .
Brown? On bacon?! What is this madness!? No, no..Brown is only ever for sausage sandwiches, not bacon, never bacon
Bacon should be naked or with mushrooms .sauce makes it soggy and wet .lol
Well I suppose no one wants a soggy wet one....not this early in the morning anyway! Onions?"Onions for breakfast no way only on a firm succulent sausage for naughty snack | |||
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"My head hurts. Got a hangover. Sympathy required
*Pats on back*
There there, there there
Knew I could rely on you . Nice new pic x
See, I'm not just an ok-ish face! Thank you, silly me got in the shower with clothes on "Well that was daft. I will have to show you how to shower properly. But first I need more sleep night night x | |||
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"My head hurts. Got a hangover. Sympathy required
*Pats on back*
There there, there there
Knew I could rely on you . Nice new pic x
See, I'm not just an ok-ish face! Thank you, silly me got in the shower with clothes on
Well that was daft. I will have to show you how to shower properly. But first I need more sleep night night x"Ok good chat | |||
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"I'm up and just having a cuppa and bacon sarnie .Anyone want one ?
I'll have a tea if you're offering with lots of sugar thanks..you got any ketchup?
Got no ketchup as I don't like it.Got brown sauce .
Brown? On bacon?! What is this madness!? No, no..Brown is only ever for sausage sandwiches, not bacon, never bacon
Bacon should be naked or with mushrooms .sauce makes it soggy and wet .lol
Well I suppose no one wants a soggy wet one....not this early in the morning anyway! Onions?
Onions for breakfast no way only on a firm succulent sausage for naughty snack "I'm sticking with the bacon I think, enjoy your breakfast! | |||
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"My head hurts. Got a hangover. Sympathy required "Self inflicted. Sympathy denied! | |||
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"Where were we, lover? Say my name "I’m here miss
Ready and waiting | |||
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"Where were we, lover? Say my name
I’m here miss
Ready and waiting "Born ready? I'm on a pool table now | |||
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"My head hurts. Got a hangover. Sympathy required
Self inflicted. Sympathy denied! "They made me drink. Bad friends I have. Never drinking again so it won’t happen again. | |||
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I’m here miss
Ready and waiting
Born ready? I'm on a pool table now "Bend that ass over and grab hold of the cue we’ll start on a bit of work on you’re cue control this lot are gonna think we’re bunkers  | |||
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"I need a rant too which isn't like me. But I just can't grasp why people can't understand that my poorly child comes first and foremost before Fab and my sex life. Surely every parent puts their children first before anything, especially before Fab. I've been made to feel like I'm a bad person for staying at home to look after my poorly son. I'm not happy." Bin them! Kids first over everything! Anyone who doesn’t understand that isn’t worth the time of day mate x | |||
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"I need a rant too which isn't like me. But I just can't grasp why people can't understand that my poorly child comes first and foremost before Fab and my sex life. Surely every parent puts their children first before anything, especially before Fab. I've been made to feel like I'm a bad person for staying at home to look after my poorly son. I'm not happy." I know I put mine first, you are definitely not a bad person | |||
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"I need a rant too which isn't like me. But I just can't grasp why people can't understand that my poorly child comes first and foremost before Fab and my sex life. Surely every parent puts their children first before anything, especially before Fab. I've been made to feel like I'm a bad person for staying at home to look after my poorly son. I'm not happy. Bin them! Kids first over everything! Anyone who doesn’t understand that isn’t worth the time of day mate x" Thank you. That's very true. | |||
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"I need a rant too which isn't like me. But I just can't grasp why people can't understand that my poorly child comes first and foremost before Fab and my sex life. Surely every parent puts their children first before anything, especially before Fab. I've been made to feel like I'm a bad person for staying at home to look after my poorly son. I'm not happy. I know I put mine first, you are definitely not a bad person "Thank you. | |||
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"I need a rant too which isn't like me. But I just can't grasp why people can't understand that my poorly child comes first and foremost before Fab and my sex life. Surely every parent puts their children first before anything, especially before Fab. I've been made to feel like I'm a bad person for staying at home to look after my poorly son. I'm not happy. Bin them! Kids first over everything! Anyone who doesn’t understand that isn’t worth the time of day mate x" Shows them for who they are Ruby, don't let other peoples mis-guided priorities pull you down x | |||
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"I need a rant too which isn't like me. But I just can't grasp why people can't understand that my poorly child comes first and foremost before Fab and my sex life. Surely every parent puts their children first before anything, especially before Fab. I've been made to feel like I'm a bad person for staying at home to look after my poorly son. I'm not happy. Bin them! Kids first over everything! Anyone who doesn’t understand that isn’t worth the time of day mate x Thank you. That's very true." Now I really must find my way home and make sure my kids are ok. They Should be fine. The dog is very protective over them | |||
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"I was leaving work this morning and my colleague was feeding her dog rolos x She does know dogs aren’t supposed to have chocolate? " It was half way through the packet so I don't think so x | |||
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"I need a rant too which isn't like me. But I just can't grasp why people can't understand that my poorly child comes first and foremost before Fab and my sex life. Surely every parent puts their children first before anything, especially before Fab. I've been made to feel like I'm a bad person for staying at home to look after my poorly son. I'm not happy. Bin them! Kids first over everything! Anyone who doesn’t understand that isn’t worth the time of day mate x Shows them for who they are Ruby, don't let other peoples mis-guided priorities pull you down x" Thank you. I'm genuinely gutted, I really liked them. | |||
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"I need a rant too which isn't like me. But I just can't grasp why people can't understand that my poorly child comes first and foremost before Fab and my sex life. Surely every parent puts their children first before anything, especially before Fab. I've been made to feel like I'm a bad person for staying at home to look after my poorly son. I'm not happy. Bin them! Kids first over everything! Anyone who doesn’t understand that isn’t worth the time of day mate x Thank you. That's very true. Now I really must find my way home and make sure my kids are ok. They Should be fine. The dog is very protective over them "Have you had a night out Miss? | |||
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"I need a rant too which isn't like me. But I just can't grasp why people can't understand that my poorly child comes first and foremost before Fab and my sex life. Surely every parent puts their children first before anything, especially before Fab. I've been made to feel like I'm a bad person for staying at home to look after my poorly son. I'm not happy. Bin them! Kids first over everything! Anyone who doesn’t understand that isn’t worth the time of day mate x Shows them for who they are Ruby, don't let other peoples mis-guided priorities pull you down x Thank you. I'm genuinely gutted, I really liked them." Did you stay home to look after your son instead of going on a meet x | |||
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"I need a rant too which isn't like me. But I just can't grasp why people can't understand that my poorly child comes first and foremost before Fab and my sex life. Surely every parent puts their children first before anything, especially before Fab. I've been made to feel like I'm a bad person for staying at home to look after my poorly son. I'm not happy. Bin them! Kids first over everything! Anyone who doesn’t understand that isn’t worth the time of day mate x Thank you. That's very true. Now I really must find my way home and make sure my kids are ok. They Should be fine. The dog is very protective over them
Have you had a night out Miss? "Yeah girly night for my bday. . Out tonight too. Too old for this malarkey | |||
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"It really, really is "Harsh but fair | |||
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"It really, really is " now with added cherry on top! And cream! | |||
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"I’m wanting to meet either a single female or couple later today in the north of England. Just so you know.
If not it’ll be a trip to Quest.
Put a meet up then "I never thought of that... Only joking, it’s been up ages! | |||
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"The thread for anything and everything, whatever you want to post! A joke, a random muse, a blatant flirt to the person above, a rant, a request .. whatever it is, however random, post it here! " Wibble. | |||
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"I'm really hungry but I'm staying in someone else's house and they're still asleep and I don't want to just help myself "Jaffa Cakes are in top cupboard | |||
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"Where were we, lover? Say my name
I’m here miss
Ready and waiting
Born ready? I'm on a pool table now
Bend that ass over and grab hold of the cue we’ll start on a bit of work on you’re cue control this lot are gonna think we’re bunkers "Did you mean bonkers? but I know how to use a cue, you just watch when I sit on the top and use my left hand | |||
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"My pantomime tickets have arrived. I'm very excited about it as my granddaughter is dancing in it this year." Oh no she isn't!
Q x | |||
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"The Sun loses four million tonnes of mass per second. A crocodiles penis in bigger than its brain. ( There's a comparison to be made there with some single guys, but I'll let it pass as I'm in a ridiculously good mood for some strange reason) "You mean they are separate entities?? | |||
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"What about lamppost pissing is that allowed? "I've super-saturated my victim's lamp-post | |||
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"What about lamppost pissing is that allowed? "You can wet my lamppost any time darling | |||
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"My pantomime tickets have arrived. I'm very excited about it as my granddaughter is dancing in it this year." Wow, which one is she doing and what part? | |||
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"What about lamppost pissing is that allowed?
You can wet my lamppost any time darling "In the shower? Water is best for that sweetheart | |||
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"What about lamppost pissing is that allowed?
I've super-saturated my victim's lamp-post "Seems like there’s an epidemic | |||
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"What about lamppost pissing is that allowed?
You can wet my lamppost any time darling
In the shower? Water is best for that sweetheart "Oh the shower
Shower cuddles too | |||
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"What about lamppost pissing is that allowed?
You can wet my lamppost any time darling
In the shower? Water is best for that sweetheart
Oh the shower
Shower cuddles too"Hell yes | |||
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"What about lamppost pissing is that allowed?
You can wet my lamppost any time darling
In the shower? Water is best for that sweetheart
Oh the shower
Shower cuddles too
Hell yes "Someone has to keep an eye on the head | |||
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"What about lamppost pissing is that allowed?
You can wet my lamppost any time darling
In the shower? Water is best for that sweetheart
Oh the shower
Shower cuddles too
Hell yes
Someone has to keep an eye on the head "
Hey if it gets you in the shower with me then definitely | |||
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"What about lamppost pissing is that allowed?
You can wet my lamppost any time darling
In the shower? Water is best for that sweetheart
Oh the shower
Shower cuddles too
Hell yes
Someone has to keep an eye on the head
Hey if it gets you in the shower with me then definitely "You only needed to wiggle that bum | |||
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"What about lamppost pissing is that allowed?
You can wet my lamppost any time darling
In the shower? Water is best for that sweetheart
Oh the shower
Shower cuddles too
Hell yes
Someone has to keep an eye on the head
Hey if it gets you in the shower with me then definitely
You only needed to wiggle that bum "
Cheeky | |||
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"What about lamppost pissing is that allowed? "Nope! Oh shit ... too late! | |||
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"What about lamppost pissing is that allowed?
Nope!
Oh shit ... too late! "
While the cat’s away........ | |||
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"Where were we, lover? Say my name
I’m here miss
Ready and waiting
Born ready? I'm on a pool table now
Bend that ass over and grab hold of the cue we’ll start on a bit of work on you’re cue control this lot are gonna think we’re bunkers
Did you mean bonkers? but I know how to use a cue, you just watch when I sit on the top and use my left hand "I did mean bonkers
Bloody iPhone telling me what I mean
I’m looking forward to it | |||
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"Where were we, lover? Say my name
I’m here miss
Ready and waiting
Born ready? I'm on a pool table now
Bend that ass over and grab hold of the cue we’ll start on a bit of work on you’re cue control this lot are gonna think we’re bunkers
Did you mean bonkers? but I know how to use a cue, you just watch when I sit on the top and use my left hand
I did mean bonkers
Bloody iPhone telling me what I mean
I’m looking forward to it "Cue ready? | |||
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