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"Hello please may I have a Gordon’s with ice? "Welcome Babs..my first customer this evening!..One Gordons with Ice coming right up.. Have you any requests for the jukebox? | |||
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"Can i have a g&t please ..plenty of ice " Afternoon kinky bird..One G&T with plenty of ice coming right up... | |||
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"Hello please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?
Welcome Babs..my first customer this evening!..One Gordons with Ice coming right up..
Have you any requests for the jukebox?"Yes please ... a bit of Rick Astley the  of my life
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"Cup of tea here please as iv got work tonight. " Cup of tea and a selection of biscuits coming right up bangtidy..Hope you have a good night at work. | |||
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"Hello please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?
Welcome Babs..my first customer this evening!..One Gordons with Ice coming right up..
Have you any requests for the jukebox?
Yes please ... a bit of Rick Astley the of my life
Cheers! "He’s playing Hull tonight. I can see the venue from my office window. Don’t know if he’s in there doing a sound check yet. | |||
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"Hello please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?
Welcome Babs..my first customer this evening!..One Gordons with Ice coming right up..
Have you any requests for the jukebox?
Yes please ... a bit of Rick Astley the of my life
Cheers! "Rick Astley - Never goona give you up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Can i have the next dance babs? | |||
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"Hello please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?
Welcome Babs..my first customer this evening!..One Gordons with Ice coming right up..
Have you any requests for the jukebox?
Yes please ... a bit of Rick Astley the of my life
Cheers!
He’s playing Hull tonight. I can see the venue from my office window. Don’t know if he’s in there doing a sound check yet. "Send me your address, I’m on my way! I’ve seen him 4 times over the last year ... it’s never enough. I met him this year as well *swoon*. Record him for me pleeeeeeeeease | |||
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"Hello please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?
Welcome Babs..my first customer this evening!..One Gordons with Ice coming right up..
Have you any requests for the jukebox?
Yes please ... a bit of Rick Astley the of my life
Cheers!
Rick Astley - Never goona give you up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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"Afternoon OP could I trouble you for a Woo woo please? Feeling like a cocktail or three today "Good Afternoon Miss SJ..One cocktail coming right up..woo woo! | |||
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"4 bottles of jd" Afternoon Pull..4 bottles of JD coming right up..Have you had a tough day? | |||
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"I'd love a double (it's been a tough week) Bacardi & diet cola please
Could I have Dancing Queen by Abba on the jukebox please "One double Barcardi and diet cola coming right up libertyred..Hope you have a great weekend. Abba - Dancing Queen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s Should get a few customers on the dance floor! | |||
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"Would love a Rum & cola but I’m driving tonight. Can you put some Duran Duran on the jukebox though!" Shame you cant have a drink tonight but will bring you a lovely cup of tea. Duran Duran - Rio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTizYn3-QN0 Love the video for this song! | |||
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"4 bottles of jd Afternoon Pull..4 bottles of JD coming right up..Have you had a tough day?" like you wouldnt believe lost 11k due to indecisive idiot numptys  | |||
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"Glass of wine please, just leave the bottle on the bar. " Good afternoon NSA Chick..One bottle of Spanish Rioja coming right up...Any requests for the jukebox? | |||
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"The Fab Lounge Bar is open again!..If anyone fancies a drink or a tea or coffee all are welcome and will also take music requests for the jukebox..Its happy hour from now until 7pm and the new dance floor is open also! Can i get anyone a drink?" Ooooh g'wan then OP! I'll have a Cap'n Morgans Spiced and ginger beer please And can I request The Jacksons, I Want You Back as well please? | |||
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"Malbec - bottle... please "Bottle of Argentinian Malbec coming right up Polarbear... | |||
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"4 bottles of jd Afternoon Pull..4 bottles of JD coming right up..Have you had a tough day?like you wouldnt believe lost 11k due to indecisive idiot numptys "sorry to read that.Hopefully next week will be better  | |||
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"Malbec - bottle... please
Bottle of Argentinian Malbec coming right up Polarbear..."Cheers barkeep - much appreciated | |||
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"The Fab Lounge Bar is open again!..If anyone fancies a drink or a tea or coffee all are welcome and will also take music requests for the jukebox..Its happy hour from now until 7pm and the new dance floor is open also! Can i get anyone a drink? Ooooh g'wan then OP! I'll have a Cap'n Morgans Spiced and ginger beer please And can I request The Jacksons, I Want You Back as well please? "Afternoon georgie..One Captain Morgains spiced and ginger beer coming right up and love the jukebox request also.. The Jacksons - I want you back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjSOgYt2jis Soul Train was a great show back in the day.. | |||
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"The Fab Lounge Bar is open again!..If anyone fancies a drink or a tea or coffee all are welcome and will also take music requests for the jukebox..Its happy hour from now until 7pm and the new dance floor is open also! Can i get anyone a drink? Ooooh g'wan then OP! I'll have a Cap'n Morgans Spiced and ginger beer please And can I request The Jacksons, I Want You Back as well please?
Afternoon georgie..One Captain Morgains spiced and ginger beer coming right up and love the jukebox request also..
The Jacksons - I want you back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjSOgYt2jis
Soul Train was a great show back in the day.."Nice one Barkeep! | |||
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"The Fab Lounge Bar is open again!..If anyone fancies a drink or a tea or coffee all are welcome and will also take music requests for the jukebox..Its happy hour from now until 7pm and the new dance floor is open also! Can i get anyone a drink? Ooooh g'wan then OP! I'll have a Cap'n Morgans Spiced and ginger beer please And can I request The Jacksons, I Want You Back as well please?
Afternoon georgie..One Captain Morgains spiced and ginger beer coming right up and love the jukebox request also..
The Jacksons - I want you back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjSOgYt2jis
Soul Train was a great show back in the day..
Nice one Barkeep! "you're welcome mate... Anyone else fancy another drink or a top up? | |||
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"Can I have a large glass of white wine please. And earth wind and fire with fantasy on the jukebox x "Good afternoon Angie..One large glass of white wine cup coming up x... Earth Wind and Fire - Fantasy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0CVoFsUhC4 Loving the funky jukebox requests tonight.. | |||
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"Can I have something cold that doesn’t taste like flour and water mixed?" Oh damm forgot notallowed anything but water | |||
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"Can I have something cold that doesn’t taste like flour and water mixed?" Good afternoon Stellaheels..Would you like a nice cold bottle of Spanish San Miguel beer? | |||
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"Afternoon everyone xx Please may I have an amaretto with plenty of ice? Re the jukebox, anything 80’s please.." Good Afternoon Fuzzy Navel..One Amaretto with plenty of ice coming right up..Hope you like my jukebox selction! Human League - Dont you want me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0 | |||
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"Pink Gin please sir x" Good afternoon KittyKat..One Pink Gin coming right up... | |||
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"Please may I have a G&T? Slingsby with elderflower tonic, slither of orange peel over ice. "Good Afternoon LunaBelle..One G&T as requested coming right up...Any requests for the jukebox? | |||
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"Sorry, we've cranked up the heating and having pink gin and crisp cold lager. But struggling for something to watch on the box. "One Pink Gin and a crisp cold larger coming right up...I'm watching the rest of Better Call Saul on Netflix later tonight..I think you'd both enjoy it... | |||
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"Prosecco please x" Good afternoon Cheeky..One Prosecco coming right up x... | |||
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"Please may I have a G&T? Slingsby with elderflower tonic, slither of orange peel over ice.
Good Afternoon LunaBelle..One G&T as requested coming right up...Any requests for the jukebox?"Oh something upbeat. Kylie. Better the devil you know | |||
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"Please may I have a G&T? Slingsby with elderflower tonic, slither of orange peel over ice.
Good Afternoon LunaBelle..One G&T as requested coming right up...Any requests for the jukebox?
Oh something upbeat.
Kylie. Better the devil you know "Great choice! Kylie Minogue - Better the devil you know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd0sjEYaUdE Found this Top of the pops performance from 1980! | |||
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"Can i get anyone else a drink before the end of happy hour? "Give me big fuck off whiskey right now!! Stress levels are high.....ta | |||
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"Can i get anyone else a drink before the end of happy hour?
Give me big fuck off whiskey right now!! Stress levels are high.....ta"One very large whisky coming up quickly! Sounds like you had a stressful day? | |||
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"I'd better make it just ginger beer now Ash. I need to be up early tomorrow. But keeping with The Soultrain vibe, howsabout some Bobby Womack, Across 110th Street? https://youtu.be/KtzRJgZG98I (Jackie Brown full starting credits version)" One Ginger beer coming up georgie.. I Don't want you to get up late tomorrow! Bobby Womack - Across 110th street. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOg_8hCC4u4 Happy hour is now over!..I'll still be here serving until 8 pm... | |||
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"One large Grey Goose and tonic, if you please." One large vodka grey goose and tonic coming right up sir...I like your costume! | |||
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"Strawberry and pomegranate cider with a shot of vodka please barman and one for you xx" One cider with a shot of vodka coming right up and I'll join you for one also thank you xx | |||
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"Black Russian good sir" One Black Russian cocktail coming right up Irrepressible... Any requests for the jukebox? | |||
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"Strawberry and pomegranate cider with a shot of vodka please barman and one for you xx One cider with a shot of vodka coming right up and I'll join you for one also thank you xx" Wanna share some nuts xx | |||
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"Strawberry and pomegranate cider with a shot of vodka please barman and one for you xx One cider with a shot of vodka coming right up and I'll join you for one also thank you xx Wanna share some nuts xx"would love to share your nuts thank you..I was starting to get a bit peckish! xx | |||
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"Prosecco please x Good afternoon Cheeky..One Prosecco coming right up x..." Why thank you kind man x | |||
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"Strawberry and pomegranate cider with a shot of vodka please barman and one for you xx One cider with a shot of vodka coming right up and I'll join you for one also thank you xx Wanna share some nuts xx
would love to share your nuts thank you..I was starting to get a bit peckish! xx"Your very welcome and thank you for the drink xx | |||
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"Can i get anyone else a drink before the end of happy hour?
Give me big fuck off whiskey right now!! Stress levels are high.....ta
One very large whisky coming up quickly!
Sounds like you had a stressful day?"Yeah mate,major stress | |||
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"Prosecco please x Good afternoon Cheeky..One Prosecco coming right up x... Why thank you kind man x "You're very welcome..fancy another Proseco? x  | |||
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"Can i get anyone else a drink before the end of happy hour?
Give me big fuck off whiskey right now!! Stress levels are high.....ta
One very large whisky coming up quickly!
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Yeah mate,major stress"Its the weekend now mate so hopefully you can chill out a little and relax. | |||
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"Long smooth Baileys and a lovely lady to share with please xx" One smooth Baileys coming right up..There are lots of lovely ladies in the bar tonight so have a mingle and join in the fun.... | |||
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"Can I have a very large glass of prosecco please "One very large glass of prosecco coming right up kinky..How are the cats this evening? | |||
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"Large glass of chilled Premier Cru Challis. Leave the bottle " One bottle of chilled Premier cru Chablis coming right up... | |||
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"I’ve got a taste for sloe gin and fire tree, so a large one please and the lady? The same, hers just stirred please." One large sloe gin fire tree and another one just stirred coming right up guys... | |||
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"I'll have a large glass of an Australian Shiraz please. My plans have gone tits up and people are sadly showing their true colours." One large glass of Australian Shiraz coming right up Ruby..Sorry to read about your plans not working out...x | |||
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"I'm having a break for half an hour if any of you guys would like to take over behind the bar until i come back later x" I need more than half an hour with you x | |||
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"I'm having a break for half an hour if any of you guys would like to take over behind the bar until i come back later x I need more than half an hour with you x"It looks like i have come back just in time! xxx
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"Please " Good evening Seduced...what would you like to drink?.. | |||
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"Pint of Wrexham lager please... " One pint of Wrexham lager coming right up... Has anyone got any more requests for the jukebox?.... | |||
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"Please Good evening Seduced...what would you like to drink?.." Doublw vodka. Please | |||
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"Please Good evening Seduced...what would you like to drink?.. Doublw vodka. Please "I think she's already had a couple of doubles  | |||
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"Evening all, Been a bit of a funny week here at Wonder tower's I'd be awfully grateful if you could furnish me with a glass of your finest red please landlord. " Good evening Bluewonder..One glass of Red Merlot coming right up..Enjoy the weekend.. | |||
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"Evening all, Been a bit of a funny week here at Wonder tower's I'd be awfully grateful if you could furnish me with a glass of your finest red please landlord. Good evening Bluewonder..One glass of Red Merlot coming right up..Enjoy the weekend.." Sounds like he needs the bottle xx | |||
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"Evening all, Been a bit of a funny week here at Wonder tower's I'd be awfully grateful if you could furnish me with a glass of your finest red please landlord. Good evening Bluewonder..One glass of Red Merlot coming right up..Enjoy the weekend.." Thanks very much..... Keep them coming | |||
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"Evening all, Been a bit of a funny week here at Wonder tower's I'd be awfully grateful if you could furnish me with a glass of your finest red please landlord. Good evening Bluewonder..One glass of Red Merlot coming right up..Enjoy the weekend.. Sounds like he needs the bottle xx" Cheeky Kat x | |||
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"Please Good evening Seduced...what would you like to drink?.. Doublw vodka. Please "Double Vodka coming right up... | |||
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"Can i have a dirty martini please with extra olives. X And a bit of culture club " time " would be nice please. X " Good evening Chloe..One dry martini with extra olives coming right up x Culture Club - Time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tI1_KlO6xI | |||
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"Bit of a crappy day........... a bottle of Rioja please "Good Evening Danny..Bottle of Rioja coming right up..Hope tomorrow is better.. | |||
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"Evening all, Been a bit of a funny week here at Wonder tower's I'd be awfully grateful if you could furnish me with a glass of your finest red please landlord. Good evening Bluewonder..One glass of Red Merlot coming right up..Enjoy the weekend.. Sounds like he needs the bottle xx Cheeky Kat x " Always xx | |||
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A French martini for me please Mr Barman | |||
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"Sex on the beach for me x" One sex on the beach coming right up Nimz.. | |||
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"Hi all
A French martini for me please Mr Barman "Bon soir Madame DC Un Martini Francais por vous | |||
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"Hi all
A French martini for me please Mr Barman
Bon soir Madame DC
Un Martini Francais por vous "Merci beaucoup! X | |||
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"Expresso martini please " Vodka martini ......... with a twist | |||
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"Expresso martini please Vodka martini ......... with a twist "I need the expresso to perk me up a little | |||
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"Expresso martini please Vodka martini ......... with a twist
I need the expresso to perk me up a little "Oooo really | |||
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"Bombay sapphire and tonic please "Good evening Screwsloose..one Bombay sapphire G&T coming right up... | |||
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"Bombay sapphire and tonic please
Good evening Screwsloose..one Bombay sapphire G&T coming right up..."Ahh cheers | |||
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"Expresso martini please " Good evening seductive kisser..One Expresso martini coming right up...Shaken not stirred! | |||
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"Night Ash! Great service as always, have one yourself x " Thanks DC..Will have a brandy before i close up..x Night all...might open for a couple of hours on Sat evening... | |||
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"Evening All.. Bar is open again for a couple of hours if anyone fancies a drink or has a jukebox request..." Ooh yes please! Fisherman's Blues.... And a pernod and lemonade please | |||
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"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman "Good evening NSA Chick.. first customer in tonight.. several shots of tequila coming right up.. | |||
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"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman
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"Evening All.. Bar is open again for a couple of hours if anyone fancies a drink or has a jukebox request... Ooh yes please! Fisherman's Blues.... And a pernod and lemonade please "Good evening Luckyquean One pernod and lemonade coming right up and request has been loaded into jukebox.. Waterboys - Fishermans Blues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6cD-0xvgLE | |||
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"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman
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will line up some more tequila shots!"This looks like it could get messy...excellent! | |||
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"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman
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"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman
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will line up some more tequila shots!
This looks like it could get messy...excellent! "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila.... floor! I'm full of bravado lol | |||
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"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman
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will line up some more tequila shots!"Slice the lime! | |||
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The limes are sliced...How many tequilas is that now?!"I'm waiting for NSAchick to catch up
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"Wine please. A large one would be good." Good evening Bangul8er..One large glass of wine coming right up..Hope a Spanish Rioja is OK?.. | |||
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"Evening Ash.... Hendricks and aromatic tonic please, slice of cucumber "Good Evening DC.. How has your Saturday been?... One Hendricks Tonic with a slice of cucumber coming right up.. | |||
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"Evening Ash.... Hendricks and aromatic tonic please, slice of cucumber
Good Evening DC..
How has your Saturday been?...
One Hendricks Tonic with a slice of cucumber coming right up..
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"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman
Wanna race?
You're on, winner buys the next round
will line up some more tequila shots!
Slice the lime!
The limes are sliced...How many tequilas is that now?!
I'm waiting for NSAchick to catch up
Did you put the lime in the coconut? "I sure did! This is turning into a great contest. The crowd in the bar are cheering after every tequila shot is d*unk!.. | |||
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"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman
Wanna race?
You're on, winner buys the next round
will line up some more tequila shots!
Slice the lime!
The limes are sliced...How many tequilas is that now?!
I'm waiting for NSAchick to catch up
Did you put the lime in the coconut? "Sorry I got distracted, tequila gives me the horn | |||
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"Evening Ash.... Hendricks and aromatic tonic please, slice of cucumber
Good Evening DC..
How has your Saturday been?...
One Hendricks Tonic with a slice of cucumber coming right up..
Thanks Ash quiet day today return to work Monday with a vengeance "I hope the rest of the weekend is a relaxing one for you before you return to work. I'm looking forward to watching Killing Eve later on! | |||
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"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman
Wanna race?
You're on, winner buys the next round
will line up some more tequila shots!
Slice the lime!
The limes are sliced...How many tequilas is that now?!
I'm waiting for NSAchick to catch up
Did you put the lime in the coconut?
I sure did!
This is turning into a great contest.
The crowd in the bar are cheering after every tequila shot is d*unk!.."I tove lequila... hic! | |||
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"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman
Wanna race?
You're on, winner buys the next round
will line up some more tequila shots!
Slice the lime!
The limes are sliced...How many tequilas is that now?!
I'm waiting for NSAchick to catch up
Did you put the lime in the coconut?
Sorry I got distracted, tequila gives me the horn "Just remember... lick, swallow, suck
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"Apple Sourz please. And if you could put Pusher Love Girl by Justin Timberlake on the jukebox I would be made up "Good evening Mandy..One Apple Sourz coming right up and your request has been loaded into the jukebox... Justin Timberlake - Pusher love girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg_WwprwplI | |||
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"Thank you! x "You're welcome x Justin Timberlake is a great singer and dancer although not so sure about his acting! | |||
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"A horn of mead, please. " Yes m'lord! Did you know that in medieval times, mead was d*unk by newly married couples for one month to fortify their virility and fertility, and it is from this use of mead that the idea of one moon of honey, or a honeymoon was derived | |||
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"A horn of mead, please. Yes m'lord! Did you know that in medieval times, mead was d*unk by newly married couples for one month to fortify their virility and fertility, and it is from this use of mead that the idea of one moon of honey, or a honeymoon was derived "Actually, I did not! Very interesting, thank you! | |||
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"I'm off for a while if anybody would like to take over behind the bar.. Hic! I'm there! Free drinks for everyone!!! "Free drinks?!! We have only been open for 2 days! you're doing a fine job behind the bar lucky.. I'll be back later after watching Killing eve to help you close up and do the recycling! | |||
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Actually, I did not! Very interesting, thank you! "You're welcome, ever since I became a barmaid I've discovered lots of useless information | |||
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"Can I order one, please? "Totally.... We're all out of Qetuila tho hic! | |||
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"I'm off for a while if anybody would like to take over behind the bar.. Hic! I'm there! Free drinks for everyone!!!
Free drinks?!!
We have only been open for 2 days!
you're doing a fine job behind the bar lucky..
I'll be back later after watching Killing eve to help you close up and do the recycling!"Recycling?! Dafuq?! This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night!!! | |||
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"Can I order one, please?
Totally.... We're all out of Qetuila tho hic!"Got any cider? | |||
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"Can I order one, please?
Totally.... We're all out of Qetuila tho hic!
Got any cider? "Yarp! Pint or half? | |||
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"Thatchers gold please barman. One for the lass above and one for yourself " Barman?! | |||
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"Thatchers gold please barman. One for the lass above and one for yourself " nice one, cheers | |||
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"Can I order one, please?
Totally.... We're all out of Qetuila tho hic!
Got any cider?
Yarp! Pint or half? "I don't do half jobs | |||
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"Can I order one, please?
Totally.... We're all out of Qetuila tho hic!
Got any cider?
Yarp! Pint or half?
I don't do half jobs "My kinda gal! Wanna do shots?! | |||
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Got any cider?
Yarp! Pint or half?
I don't do half jobs
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"Kooperberg Mixed Fruit and Lynyrd Skynyrd Free Bird on the Juke Box Please "Jukebox is broke, it's karaoke time! Glass and ice with your Koppaberg? | |||
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"Kooperberg Mixed Fruit and Lynyrd Skynyrd Free Bird on the Juke Box Please
Jukebox is broke, it's karaoke time!
Glass and ice with your Koppaberg? "Yes please , ok Bat Out Of Hell it is then lol | |||
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"Kooperberg Mixed Fruit and Lynyrd Skynyrd Free Bird on the Juke Box Please
Jukebox is broke, it's karaoke time!
Glass and ice with your Koppaberg?
Yes please , ok Bat Out Of Hell it is then lol "Coming right up! Sirens are screaming | |||
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"Thatchers gold please barman. One for the lass above and one for yourself Barman?! "Yeah | |||
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"Thatchers gold please barman. One for the lass above and one for yourself Barman?!
Yeah"Meh! Thatchers coming right up *must remain professional and look after Ash's bar* | |||
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Hazy vision? "Thatcher's Haze | |||
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