FabSwingers.com forum: Shit on the TV

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

No, I’m not asking you to, rather I want you to list the absolutely worst TV shows you have ever had the misfortune to view. This could include quiz shows, reality TV, soaps, dramas - basically anything you’ve ever seen on your box.

Off you go....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Anything with Noel Edmonds in it.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Soaps and reality TV. All pure shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that's reality TV based, the news all doom and gloom, cooking programmes, soaps

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Why oh why oh why, is there a programme like Points of View? It’s full of people complaining about television. I think it’s the worst programme ever. [irony]

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Soaps and reality TV. All pure shite."

I’m not a fan either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soaps and reality TV. All pure shite."

Absolutely this! Utter dross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big brother.

Chelsea house wives.

East Enders.

Kardashians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Citizen Khan. Has anybody even watched it, I’m not sure I know anyone who has ?!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Has to be reality TV shows .... just a bunch of talentless fuckwits and wankers . Then you’ve got Britain’s got talent !!!! Have we ? Really ?

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By *haverMan
over a year ago

bracknell

Looking at the title of room i thought it was a new sexual practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All soaps and all reality TV!! In fact everything except league of their own. Netflix for me

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I can't shit on my tv ! As I don't have one. The turd would end up on the carpet.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Mind your language.

Only when I laugh.

To the manor born.

Butterflies.

There really were some shit comedy shows in the 70s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a telly anymore. Mostly due to not enjoying much of the offerings available. Some of the more memorable progs (for the wrong reasons) include...

-Naked Jungle (that one with Cheggers and the contestants in the buff).

-The 100k drop. Too much Davina by that point.

There's quite a list... Lucky Ladders, So You Want To Be Top, Ask the Family, University Challenge, Sporting Triangles... That'll do for now

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

i thought this was gonna be about some sexual fetish you have...its hard enough getting spunk out of a wig let alone anything else..but anyhow back to what this thread is really about..i havent watched tv in about five years now ..maybe longer..i have a tv but thats just for dvds..i must say i miss nothing about television...infact the programmes have probably got even worse im betting since i last did watch it

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Citizen Khan. Has anybody even watched it, I’m not sure I know anyone who has ?!"

You do now....

I thought it was funny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have a clock on mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot remember the last time I watched normal tv

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Anything about the Royal family so boring!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Citizen Khan. Has anybody even watched it, I’m not sure I know anyone who has ?!"

Sigh ........ It's great. Very genre specific but great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soaps and reality TV. All pure shite."

Same for me. Hate them especially Big Brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Britain. Who thought it was a good idea?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If millions of people tune in then it can't be shit. It's just not to your liking.

My favourite suggestion from above is 'points of view'.

BBC news on a Saturday morning have a 10 minute segment where people send emails to moan about something.

Reminds me of this place. It could be coverage of a royal wedding and someone will find a reason to moan at the BBC about something to do with the part they played.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of it apart from sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that has 'celebrity' as part of the title.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning Britain. Who thought it was a good idea?"

It's the Beeb for me every time.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry, I thought this was a spin off from the football thread and was actually Shit On The Villa, sorry Jim

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Goggle box.

We've actually got to the point of making a tv program about people watching tv programs.

Fucks sake

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Most of it apart from sport. "

I watch Sport, Nature or Cooking.

Unless some big news event happens or I find a sense of humour that's about it.

I got iptv and it's amazing but even so I only use 10% of the channels

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Soaps and reality TV. All pure shite."

Oh yeah, I have absolutely zero interest in Emmernation Enders or Made in Jawdee Chessex that's for Shore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THE FUCKING X-FACTOR!!!

time this shit

was took off the airwaves!!

N BGT and I'm a cunt get me outta here!

N wanking on ice.

Another thing it's shit... The voice!

Strictly come wanking!!

all reality shows are crap!!!!!

But the apprentice! I LOVE the apprentice!

And I love that Friday night show on ch5 model railway challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the Real Housewives franchise. With all that plastic surgery it's hard to discern what's still real about them.

Also proof that money can't buy you class or happiness.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

And while I'm at it, you can bin Strictly Baking On Ice, as well as I'm a Z Lister Factor, and ya might as well chuck James Cordon in there as well while yer at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And while I'm at it, you can bin Strictly Baking On Ice, as well as I'm a Z Lister Factor, and ya might as well chuck James Cordon in there as well while yer at it

I think that just about covers it.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Love Island - I absolute loathe any such apparent ‘Reality’ TV like that with an absolute passion.

Big Brother, X-Factor etc. Can’t abide it - makes me physically cringe.

Not a big fan of soaps either; Merely watching a few depressing minutes of Eastenders and I feel like ending it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Famous and fearless with Chris Evans

Splash

The jump x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Most of it, to be honest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take me out complete shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The list of what is good is much shorter

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Anything with z list celebrity wannabees in it.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

a broadcaster called the BBC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The X Factor, I have watched this and stuck with it over the years but OMG this year my ears have started to bleed

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Eastenders and Coronation Street. Oh Love Island and Strictly, can't stand that rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soaps and reality TV. All pure shite."

This

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'll face the backlash anything with football in it.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'll face the backlash anything with football in it.

I'll back you up on that one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"a broadcaster called the BBC."

I think there are some good programs on BBC 4, of course it depends on what tickles yer fancy I suppose, but I do like more educational stuff, otherwise I just keep ma music on and don't even bother turning the TV on

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Towie and made in Chelsea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Brown's Boys or Miranda

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll face the backlash anything with football in it.

Go create a Mad Hatters Ice Hockey thread then

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

That Circle thing, just an excuse for people to rant, bunch of lunatics.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Oh man, I thought this was a nod to System of a Down song "violent pornography"

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Oh man, I thought this was a nod to System of a Down song "violent pornography""

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh man, I thought this was a nod to System of a Down song "violent pornography"

She knows

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oh man, I thought this was a nod to System of a Down song "violent pornography""

Karaoke pornography?

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Easier to ask what's worth watching on TV

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh man, I thought this was a nod to System of a Down song "violent pornography"

Karaoke pornography? "

I sometimes sing whilst fucking so why not.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'll face the backlash anything with football in it.

I'll back you up on that one

Yup, me too.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Last of the summer wine when every single episode had a bath going down a hill.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Loose women.

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