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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

What could you offer any person on this thread to have sex with you ?

The tricky part is that it has to be items that are within arms reach from where you are now.

Keep it lighthearted and fun and ladies and gents you can either accept or reject the offer but don't be offended if a stapler I'd the best you get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 orgasms per hour and a wonderfull verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wank sock, it can also be used as a boomerang.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

A re-useable water bottle, half filled with blackcurrant and Apple squash.

If that isn't enough, it comes with a straw too.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A coffee and a leaflet for a fair trade Christmas

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Two tons of top soil and a ton of compost lol

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By *uncouplex78Couple
over a year ago

stockwood, bristol

A Blaze self propelled Bath toy and a rubber shark!

Yes I’m in the bath!

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

A selection of half-used biros and a notebook.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"A re-useable water bottle, half filled with blackcurrant and Apple squash.

If that isn't enough, it comes with a straw too."

If it's a bendy straw I will accept your offer and I'm on my way

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Nada, zilch, zero, nichts, rien

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By *astings SocialWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Seasons 1-13 of supernatural and homemade soup.

Who wants it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An empty vinegar bottle and a half finished cup of coffee..... any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and chocolate digestives...

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

An empty coffee cup and a half eaten chocolate hob-nob ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Callaway golf driver a cup of coffee and a bacon roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An empty vinegar bottle and a half finished cup of coffee..... any takers?"

Scratch that, the coffee’s finished now

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By *layfulfoxMan
over a year ago

nowhere

A banana and er a metaphorical banana

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By *reendanMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Bog roll.

There's 2 of 'em though, bargin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A TV remote. Not the mighty sky remote though. That’s all the way downstairs.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

A half used note pad and a slightly chewed pencil, some green tea dregs in a nice mug. a tiny stuffed cat and a Day of the Dead solar powered wobble head that doesn’t work. I appear to have misplaced my pen or I’d throw that into the mix too. Not sure what that lot would get me. Not a lot I imagine

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"A half used note pad and a slightly chewed pencil, some green tea dregs in a nice mug. a tiny stuffed cat and a Day of the Dead solar powered wobble head that doesn’t work. I appear to have misplaced my pen or I’d throw that into the mix too. Not sure what that lot would get me. Not a lot I imagine "

I'm sold at the wobble head so please assume the doggy style position

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"An empty coffee cup and a half eaten chocolate hob-nob .... "

Too late the hob-nob has been eaten and cup washed up .... But I can now offer an empty coaster a green tennis ball and a copy of the local free newspaper.... Bargain I hear you say...

Form an orderly queue and no pushing in.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just found a used condom under my wheel so u can have that too

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"A half used note pad and a slightly chewed pencil, some green tea dregs in a nice mug. a tiny stuffed cat and a Day of the Dead solar powered wobble head that doesn’t work. I appear to have misplaced my pen or I’d throw that into the mix too. Not sure what that lot would get me. Not a lot I imagine

I'm sold at the wobble head so please assume the doggy style position "

I’m paying you, so you assume the doggy style position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A half used note pad and a slightly chewed pencil, some green tea dregs in a nice mug. a tiny stuffed cat and a Day of the Dead solar powered wobble head that doesn’t work. I appear to have misplaced my pen or I’d throw that into the mix too. Not sure what that lot would get me. Not a lot I imagine

I'm sold at the wobble head so please assume the doggy style position

I’m paying you, so you assume the doggy style position "

No yelling "Beast mode!" though

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

a absolutely great night out then a late one at a posh hotel then probably another if she fancied it...

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"A half used note pad and a slightly chewed pencil, some green tea dregs in a nice mug. a tiny stuffed cat and a Day of the Dead solar powered wobble head that doesn’t work. I appear to have misplaced my pen or I’d throw that into the mix too. Not sure what that lot would get me. Not a lot I imagine

I'm sold at the wobble head so please assume the doggy style position

I’m paying you, so you assume the doggy style position

No yelling "Beast mode!" though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A roast beef sandwixh. A tasty piece of meat never goes amiss.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"A half used note pad and a slightly chewed pencil, some green tea dregs in a nice mug. a tiny stuffed cat and a Day of the Dead solar powered wobble head that doesn’t work. I appear to have misplaced my pen or I’d throw that into the mix too. Not sure what that lot would get me. Not a lot I imagine

I'm sold at the wobble head so please assume the doggy style position

I’m paying you, so you assume the doggy style position "

Ffs these loopholes get me every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A half d*unk coffee and a candle.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"A half used note pad and a slightly chewed pencil, some green tea dregs in a nice mug. a tiny stuffed cat and a Day of the Dead solar powered wobble head that doesn’t work. I appear to have misplaced my pen or I’d throw that into the mix too. Not sure what that lot would get me. Not a lot I imagine

I'm sold at the wobble head so please assume the doggy style position

I’m paying you, so you assume the doggy style position

Ffs these loopholes get me every time "

I’ll be gentle - I may even use lube

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Half a mug of black coffee.... slightly on the cold side, a box of tissues a d a puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A half d*unk coffee and a candle. "
il take it

Wax on wax off wax on wax off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee and what's on my purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some French Toulouse style rolls crumbs, and a drooling dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some French Toulouse style rolls crumbs, and a drooling dog."

I'm not going into what's on my work desk as it's chocka.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Ironically for here...a Sky remote!!

Other than that, can throw in three other remotes, a Walking Dead Compendium One comic book, a small model orangutan, a coaster, two glasses cases (one with glasses inside), two micro USB chargers....

.....oh and a sleeping black cat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm... I bid a ball throwing arm (minus the ball. My little hound would never forgive me), a packet of Oreo Thins... well, it's the packet and there's one and a half biscuits left in there. Oh, and a knackered tape measure and about two inches of pencil (lead included). I'll chuck in an odd old shoe that I've kept as a pen and pencil tidy to sweeten the deal. Can't say fairer than that!

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

I can offer a beautiful shiny new traffic cone....would look amazing in any living room and provide a great story on how you got it and who delivered it plus keeping plastic out of the sea

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A cat, a copy of the Liverpool Echo and a Scooby doo DVD

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork


"A coffee and what's on my purse "

Could be very interesting stuff in ur purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A half d*unk coffee and a candle. il take it

Wax on wax off wax on wax off "

You really get on my wick you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Erm.... Sun newspaper and an open packet of Digestives. That must be tempting surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A soft cushion and a nice cup of tea

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I have a Boost, fluffy pillows and a fleece blanket. That’s pretty good right there!

Oh and I also have a sky remote like Gemini

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Hmmmmm... I bid a ball throwing arm (minus the ball. My little hound would never forgive me), a packet of Oreo Thins... well, it's the packet and there's one and a half biscuits left in there. Oh, and a knackered tape measure and about two inches of pencil (lead included). I'll chuck in an odd old shoe that I've kept as a pen and pencil tidy to sweeten the deal. Can't say fairer than that!"

I bet the one and a half biscuits have gone by now. If not, I’ll take em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilli fish with rice. A half full coffee flask, Bluetooth headphones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilli fish with rice. A half full coffee flask, Bluetooth headphones? "

Ooo and half a pack of bourbons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilli fish with rice. A half full coffee flask, Bluetooth headphones?

Ooo and half a pack of bourbons"

My pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmm... I bid a ball throwing arm (minus the ball. My little hound would never forgive me), a packet of Oreo Thins... well, it's the packet and there's one and a half biscuits left in there. Oh, and a knackered tape measure and about two inches of pencil (lead included). I'll chuck in an odd old shoe that I've kept as a pen and pencil tidy to sweeten the deal. Can't say fairer than that!

I bet the one and a half biscuits have gone by now. If not, I’ll take em. "

Ah, busted! You know me so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A half d*unk coffee and a candle. il take it

Wax on wax off wax on wax off

You really get on my wick you "
well maybe if you stopped burning the candle at both ends you wouldnt be so grumpy

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Hmmmmm... I bid a ball throwing arm (minus the ball. My little hound would never forgive me), a packet of Oreo Thins... well, it's the packet and there's one and a half biscuits left in there. Oh, and a knackered tape measure and about two inches of pencil (lead included). I'll chuck in an odd old shoe that I've kept as a pen and pencil tidy to sweeten the deal. Can't say fairer than that!

I bet the one and a half biscuits have gone by now. If not, I’ll take em.

Ah, busted! You know me so well "

It’s ok, I’ll do you for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A half d*unk coffee and a candle. il take it

Wax on wax off wax on wax off

You really get on my wick you well maybe if you stopped burning the candle at both ends you wouldnt be so grumpy "

Listen to you waxing lyrical

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Seasons 1-13 of supernatural and homemade soup.

Who wants it ? "

Yes please, those boys are hot stuff!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Sky remote and some prosperity incense sticks anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmm... I bid a ball throwing arm (minus the ball. My little hound would never forgive me), a packet of Oreo Thins... well, it's the packet and there's one and a half biscuits left in there. Oh, and a knackered tape measure and about two inches of pencil (lead included). I'll chuck in an odd old shoe that I've kept as a pen and pencil tidy to sweeten the deal. Can't say fairer than that!

I bet the one and a half biscuits have gone by now. If not, I’ll take em.

Ah, busted! You know me so well

It’s ok, I’ll do you for free "

Sold!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Sky remote and some prosperity incense sticks anyone? "

Only as long as you leave the batteries in the remote.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Sky remote and some prosperity incense sticks anyone?

Only as long as you leave the batteries in the remote."

Buzzzzzzzzz

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I must be the only person here without a sky remote ...

#missingout

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"

Buzzzzzzzzz "

I know that sound, it's me being superfluous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A half d*unk coffee and a candle. il take it

Wax on wax off wax on wax off

You really get on my wick you well maybe if you stopped burning the candle at both ends you wouldnt be so grumpy

Listen to you waxing lyrical "
you win il get you next time being all brainy like that grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A half d*unk coffee and a candle. "

Power cut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilli fish with rice. A half full coffee flask, Bluetooth headphones?

Ooo and half a pack of bourbons

My pussy"

Sold!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Fitbit, a MacBook Pro and a glass of water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a pot of pasta, a protein drink and some popped not fried crisps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A half d*unk coffee and a candle.

Power cut? "

Be prepared for any emergency!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or my breitling.... but no woman on earth is worth that

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've a half eaten kebab and a banging head if anyone's fences them.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Only things in reach are my pups, and I'd rather stay celibate.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Quality street, the hard caramels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love it if someone laid the wife for sex. Very kinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love it if someone laid the wife for sex. Very kinky! "

O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What could you offer any person on this thread to have sex with you ?

The tricky part is that it has to be items that are within arms reach from where you are now.

Keep it lighthearted and fun and ladies and gents you can either accept or reject the offer but don't be offended if a stapler I'd the best you get "

Pint of lager and a packet of crisps grab you Sam?

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"What could you offer any person on this thread to have sex with you ?

"

A good time

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I can up my game now to a Hoover plus an Adidas rucksack (small).

There's a pumpkin on the table also, but I want to keep that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A duck and a fire extinguisher

Irresistible I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A half d*unk coffee and a candle.

Power cut?

Be prepared for any emergency! "

I have a bunker....err cave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A seascape painting. For the very pretty :D

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"A seascape painting. For the very pretty :D

"

awwwww that's so nice

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Pickled chillis. About half the jar left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pickled chillis. About half the jar left. "

Half a bottle of fanta and some blankets

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Pickled chillis. About half the jar left.

Half a bottle of fanta and some blankets "

That's a deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Craft beer and some triple chocolate cookies

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

A Bob Dylan CD and a bottle of half d*unk sancerre?

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By *ingerpopMan
over a year ago

grimsby

the tv remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pickled chillis. About half the jar left.

Half a bottle of fanta and some blankets

That's a deal. "

Sounds like a great night!

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

I’m going all out here..,,..

A kinder bueno

A cuddle off my dog

Aaannnndddd

To catch a look at me in my devilishly sexy big apple catcher knickers

Mrs

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

100ml jäger bomb vape liquid and next door neighbour’s WiFi password

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Pickled chillis. About half the jar left.

Half a bottle of fanta and some blankets

That's a deal.

Sounds like a great night! "

Roman orgy style but instead of feeding each other grapes, dangling in pickled chilli's.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Cadburys Double Decker and a smile. Unlimited orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly empty bottle of alcoholic Dandilion and Burdoch (soon to be empty) and a can of women's dove underarm spray. Oh and 30p.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dairy free ice cream vodka and a Sky remote

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

An unopened (I'm resisting the temptation) box of Celebrations... and as many orgasms as needed to make him/her smile.

;)

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

Keys to my roller

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By *VxrMan
over a year ago

Newton le Willows


"I have a Boost, fluffy pillows and a fleece blanket. That’s pretty good right there!

Oh and I also have a sky remote like Gemini "

You had me at boost, bloody love those things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Boost, fluffy pillows and a fleece blanket. That’s pretty good right there!

Oh and I also have a sky remote like Gemini

You had me at boost, bloody love those things "

A half eaten McFlurry, some Strawberry water and an electric blanket?

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By *VxrMan
over a year ago

Newton le Willows


"I have a Boost, fluffy pillows and a fleece blanket. That’s pretty good right there!

Oh and I also have a sky remote like Gemini

You had me at boost, bloody love those things

A half eaten McFlurry, some Strawberry water and an electric blanket? "

An electric blanket eh, now that's a game changer! What flavour Mcflurry are we talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of milk

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

An empty wine glass, Samsung tablet (so ancient they don’t update it anymore), an abandoned bambi onesie, a pair of Birkenstocks and Desmond the 7 speed vibrator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Boost, fluffy pillows and a fleece blanket. That’s pretty good right there!

Oh and I also have a sky remote like Gemini

You had me at boost, bloody love those things

A half eaten McFlurry, some Strawberry water and an electric blanket?

An electric blanket eh, now that's a game changer! What flavour Mcflurry are we talking "

Dairy milk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me

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By *VxrMan
over a year ago

Newton le Willows


"I have a Boost, fluffy pillows and a fleece blanket. That’s pretty good right there!

Oh and I also have a sky remote like Gemini

You had me at boost, bloody love those things

A half eaten McFlurry, some Strawberry water and an electric blanket?

An electric blanket eh, now that's a game changer! What flavour Mcflurry are we talking

Dairy milk!

"

Offt, If only it was creme egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full glass of rum n with a set of nail spacers for the nail varnish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a Boost, fluffy pillows and a fleece blanket. That’s pretty good right there!

Oh and I also have a sky remote like Gemini

You had me at boost, bloody love those things

A half eaten McFlurry, some Strawberry water and an electric blanket?

An electric blanket eh, now that's a game changer! What flavour Mcflurry are we talking

Dairy milk!

Offt, If only it was creme egg "

I love those too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I can push it up by a fag and at least two licks of my dog ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boyfriend .. highly recommended lol

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By *VxrMan
over a year ago

Newton le Willows


"Ok I can push it up by a fag and at least two licks of my dog ????"

I'll take the fag but I'm not going to lick your dog

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD

A packet of refreshers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure why offer money to offend a woman when you can easily just get a hooker that’s why we have escorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure why offer money to offend a woman when you can easily just get a hooker that’s why we have escorts "

Did you read the opening comment?

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By *VxrMan
over a year ago

Newton le Willows


"Sure why offer money to offend a woman when you can easily just get a hooker that’s why we have escorts

Did you read the opening comment?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pizza stealing cat. And there might be a couple bags of Quavers as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Cadbury’s mini rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seasons 1-13 of supernatural and homemade soup.

Who wants it ? "

Love supernatural

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By *obbo44Man
over a year ago

Swansea

3/4 of a pot of reeses peanut butter and 2 twirls that I use for dipping in it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keys to my roller skates"

FTFY

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 books, a packet of tissues and an aromatherapy roller ball..

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

iPhone wireless charging pad for a bj

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Sure why offer money to offend a woman when you can easily just get a hooker that’s why we have escorts "

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

My last slice of gluten free Victoria sponge cake, a paperback copy of to kill a mockingbird and a dog treat!

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

An owl teapot, jar of coffee and a box of biscuits! How could anyone say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1/4 tin of kenco millicano coffee, 1/2 bag of white sugar, a kettle, a teaspoon that is heavily stained with coffee oh and roughly 2 pints of milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An owl teapot, jar of coffee and a box of biscuits! How could anyone say no "

Biscuits. That’s what I’m missing. I’ll be there in about 4 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14 used condoms. Like a doggy bag

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Last nights left over sweet and sour chicken ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A newly opened can of pepsi from the fridge and i will up the sky remote to a sky Q remote and a bottle of red velvet nail polish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"14 used condoms. Like a doggy bag "

Eewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pirate ship!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little chopper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really loud fly that isn't at all annoying

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Crumpets anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog lead, a set of noise cancelling headphones and a caramel latte.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"An owl teapot, jar of coffee and a box of biscuits! How could anyone say no

Biscuits. That’s what I’m missing. I’ll be there in about 4 hours. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dead battery from a smoke alarm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half of bottle of Rhubard n Ginger gin and a guitar pick ..

I'm rock n roll

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've a half eaten bacon sarnie. With ketchup none of the other crap. Admit it lady's your a little damp now I know

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've a half eaten bacon sarnie. With ketchup none of the other crap. Admit it lady's your a little damp now I know "

Oops sorry the deals off. The digs knicked it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've a half eaten bacon sarnie. With ketchup none of the other crap. Admit it lady's your a little damp now I know

Oops sorry the deals off. The digs knicked it "

Dog ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a half eaten bacon sarnie. With ketchup none of the other crap. Admit it lady's your a little damp now I know

Oops sorry the deals off. The digs knicked it "
Indian giver

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've a half eaten bacon sarnie. With ketchup none of the other crap. Admit it lady's your a little damp now I know

Oops sorry the deals off. The digs knicked it Indian giver "

You was tempted then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a half eaten bacon sarnie. With ketchup none of the other crap. Admit it lady's your a little damp now I know

Oops sorry the deals off. The digs knicked it Indian giver

You was tempted then "
No I was not !!! ( psst was it crispy bacon ) ?????

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've a half eaten bacon sarnie. With ketchup none of the other crap. Admit it lady's your a little damp now I know

Oops sorry the deals off. The digs knicked it Indian giver

You was tempted then No I was not !!! ( psst was it crispy bacon ) ????? "

What do you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a McDonald's Brazilian Burger as I don't like it very much.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

So how' are the offers going, has anyone got laid for the cost of a stapler and a bag of crisps ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of Pistachio and Almond cookies

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"So how' are the offers going, has anyone got laid for the cost of a stapler and a bag of crisps ?"

I'm straight but i really wanted the hoover.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"So how' are the offers going, has anyone got laid for the cost of a stapler and a bag of crisps ?

I'm straight but i really wanted the hoover. "

Do you want it enough to warrant a sore arse though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So how' are the offers going, has anyone got laid for the cost of a stapler and a bag of crisps ?"

Nobody wanted my milk... to be fair, it's a shit offer, so I drank it instead

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"So how' are the offers going, has anyone got laid for the cost of a stapler and a bag of crisps ?

Nobody wanted my milk... to be fair, it's a shit offer, so I drank it instead "

There was no takers for my fluffy pillows either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So how' are the offers going, has anyone got laid for the cost of a stapler and a bag of crisps ?

Nobody wanted my milk... to be fair, it's a shit offer, so I drank it instead

There was no takers for my fluffy pillows either "

Some people are so picky on here

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"So how' are the offers going, has anyone got laid for the cost of a stapler and a bag of crisps ?

Nobody wanted my milk... to be fair, it's a shit offer, so I drank it instead

There was no takers for my fluffy pillows either "

I thought it was a euphemism

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"So how' are the offers going, has anyone got laid for the cost of a stapler and a bag of crisps ?

I'm straight but i really wanted the hoover.

Do you want it enough to warrant a sore arse though lol"

Depends on the brand, and he adidas bag is a bonus i suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just found a egg in the back of my fridge . First cum first served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll put out if anyone has olives. Really fancy some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll put out if anyone has olives. Really fancy some "
Black or Green ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll put out if anyone has olives. Really fancy some Black or Green ? "

Green, bonus points if they're stuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll put out if anyone has olives. Really fancy some Black or Green ?

Green, bonus points if they're stuffed"
green peppers stuffed with feta cheese . Now I just need to find out where they sell em . You fancy a egg instead ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll put out if anyone has olives. Really fancy some Black or Green ?

Green, bonus points if they're stuffed green peppers stuffed with feta cheese . Now I just need to find out where they sell em . You fancy a egg instead ? "

Hmm how long was it at the back of the fridge?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'll put out if anyone has olives. Really fancy some "

Can't stand the things but I'll gladly grab a sack full on my drive up to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll put out if anyone has olives. Really fancy some Black or Green ?

Green, bonus points if they're stuffed green peppers stuffed with feta cheese . Now I just need to find out where they sell em . You fancy a egg instead ?

Hmm how long was it at the back of the fridge? "
well I bought my fridge in 2013 . So between then and now

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By *odestyB007Woman
over a year ago

Winchester

Some delicious slow-cooked beef....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll put out if anyone has olives. Really fancy some

Can't stand the things but I'll gladly grab a sack full on my drive up to you "
Hey you . Pissoff . I'm doing a deal here . I get sex and get rid of my egg

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I can offer a large glass of wine, a very stylish wooden coaster, and my phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer a large glass of wine, a very stylish wooden coaster, and my phone. "
What phone is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if she a stunning women youd have no chance of meeting then pay for it.

if shes in the business then do it.

could wait forever to have sex with someone like that so enjoy yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll put out if anyone has olives. Really fancy some

Can't stand the things but I'll gladly grab a sack full on my drive up to you Hey you . Pissoff . I'm doing a deal here . I get sex and get rid of my egg "

I'll take both . You and the egg better get a move on though as the olives are only coming from Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if she a stunning women youd have no chance of meeting then pay for it.

if shes in the business then do it.

could wait forever to have sex with someone like that so enjoy yourself."
Ok thanks for that info . I'm hoping too get one for a egg

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'll put out if anyone has olives. Really fancy some

Can't stand the things but I'll gladly grab a sack full on my drive up to you Hey you . Pissoff . I'm doing a deal here . I get sex and get rid of my egg "

You snooze you lose. Budge up grandad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer a large glass of wine, a very stylish wooden coaster, and my phone. "

C'Mon over for our egg and olive party! Bring the wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll put out if anyone has olives. Really fancy some

Can't stand the things but I'll gladly grab a sack full on my drive up to you Hey you . Pissoff . I'm doing a deal here . I get sex and get rid of my egg

I'll take both . You and the egg better get a move on though as the olives are only coming from Manchester "
Google's Hull to Glasgow. Manchester to Glasgow. Shit I think you will have to have olives

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'll put out if anyone has olives. Really fancy some

Can't stand the things but I'll gladly grab a sack full on my drive up to you Hey you . Pissoff . I'm doing a deal here . I get sex and get rid of my egg

I'll take both . You and the egg better get a move on though as the olives are only coming from Manchester "

Only Manchester

Hmmm fancy a little tag team tosh. No crossing swords though right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer a large glass of wine, a very stylish wooden coaster, and my phone.

C'Mon over for our egg and olive party! Bring the wine "
and the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive said before if a women is very beautiful and can retire early but selling sex then good luck to her.

no shame in paying for it these days, or you could wait forever and wank yourself silly.

you chose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll put out if anyone has olives. Really fancy some

Can't stand the things but I'll gladly grab a sack full on my drive up to you Hey you . Pissoff . I'm doing a deal here . I get sex and get rid of my egg

I'll take both . You and the egg better get a move on though as the olives are only coming from Manchester

Only Manchester

Hmmm fancy a little tag team tosh. No crossing swords though right "
well mines a sword yours is more of a penknife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer a large glass of wine, a very stylish wooden coaster, and my phone.

C'Mon over for our egg and olive party! Bring the wine and the phone "

And the coaster actually, my table is new

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I can offer a large glass of wine, a very stylish wooden coaster, and my phone.

C'Mon over for our egg and olive party! Bring the wine and the phone "

I just phoned a takeaway, I'll wait a bit and bring that too

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Oi tosh you been talking to my past meets. We do seam to share a tast

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