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By *agermeister OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine is people who wear reactolite prescription glasses.

Just bugs me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say pacifically instead of specifically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People having pointless voice conversations on the train. It shouldn’t bother me but does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over-the-top virtue signallers and SJWs, you know the ones that are always literally tripping over themselves and trying *too* hard to prove just exactly how right-on and liberal they are that they actually start to become a parody of themselves, and actually start to cause damage to some very worthwhile and legitimate causes.

The latest example that Southampton University Student Union President who wanted to paint over the mural dedicated to those students who were unable to finish their studies as casualties of war. Reign it in, love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is people who wear reactolite prescription glasses.

Just bugs me. "

flies just so annoying and wasps they're bugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who bemoan 'health and safety' then rush to phone an accident claim line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that go on and on about their kids!

Bore off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who bemoan 'health and safety' then rush to phone an accident claim line.

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Gotta pay for my site support somehow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who bemoan 'health and safety' then rush to phone an accident claim line.

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In my job. People who roll their eyes when I can't do something they want because of rules and regulations, but are the first to use the breach of any certain regulation to make a claim when it suits them.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

cheshire

People leaving receipts in supermarket self check out

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Strong women who don’t use lube with the strap on

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Teenagers, enough said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel toasters. You know the ones where the toast rolls through them? Once through and they're not toasted enough but if you put it back in it'll be burnt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who bemoan 'health and safety' then rush to phone an accident claim line.

In my job. People who roll their eyes when I can't do something they want because of rules and regulations, but are the first to use the breach of any certain regulation to make a claim when it suits them."

Last job was constantly:

Them - we want to do this

Me - you can't with our software

Them - so and so says you can

Me - that company has a different system

Or telling them the value of something and them then trying to get someone else to get it cheaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hotel toasters. You know the ones where the toast rolls through them? Once through and they're not toasted enough but if you put it back in it'll be burnt. "
yes I hate them and if theirs a few people they take forever

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Well the first 2 answers are me.

I'll just go back to my corner & hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yappy little dogs and their owners who kick off when their off lead dog comes having ago at our leaded and muzzled beast, and then get upset when he jumps and stomps them into the earth with his front paws. The warning signs were there you fucktard now piss off the vets and get FuFu screwed back together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say pacifically instead of specifically"
Never come across that to be onest can you be more Pacific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say pacifically instead of specificallyNever come across that to be onest can you be more Pacific "

Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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People who don’t wash their hands properly. It bothers me far more than it should.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad drivers!!! Wether it’s speeding or cutting in,not fecking indicating!

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Wearing different textured socks on each foot

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Bad drivers!!! Wether it’s speeding or cutting in,not fecking indicating! "

Middle lane drivers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad drivers!!! Wether it’s speeding or cutting in,not fecking indicating!

Middle lane drivers. "

hogs yes so annoying and as a result outside lane hogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad drivers!!! Wether it’s speeding or cutting in,not fecking indicating!

Middle lane drivers. "

yes totally causing major queues behind in both lanes,the first lane is totally clear amazes me how they just sit face up the glass looking straight ahead blinkered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow Sunday drivers

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Clients who send a text message, then when I don't reply straight away, send another one with just question marks.

Yes love, I know you'd like an answer but I have 23 other needy teenagers that also need answers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People leaving receipts in supermarket self check out "

Oooohh this one grinds my gears to grrr.

Also people that can't use litter bins as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Litter bugs! just no need at all.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that lean over their trollies in supermarkets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, snog, avoid thread.....just don't get them,or the hot or not threads,I really hate them

Snog

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Mine is people who wear reactolite prescription glasses.

Just bugs me. "

Oh haha, sorry

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

People who drive leaning against the door or with their seat so far back they are just peering through the steering wheel..

And if they are also wearing a baseball cap back to front..

Am getting old..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who sit on their high horse and feel entitled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People being mean to myself or others for no reason. Over opinianated types

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who drive leaning against the door or with their seat so far back they are just peering through the steering wheel..

And if they are also wearing a baseball cap back to front..

Am getting old.. "

Tests...not you,them

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Cyclists on the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who drive leaning against the door or with their seat so far back they are just peering through the steering wheel..

And if they are also wearing a baseball cap back to front..

Am getting old..

Tests...not you,them"

Twats......damn autocorrect

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"People who drive leaning against the door or with their seat so far back they are just peering through the steering wheel..

And if they are also wearing a baseball cap back to front..

Am getting old..

Tests...not you,them"

Is that what they teach them now?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"People who drive leaning against the door or with their seat so far back they are just peering through the steering wheel..

And if they are also wearing a baseball cap back to front..

Am getting old..

Tests...not you,them

Twats......damn autocorrect"

That clarifies it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who use “fun” versions of words as a replacement for having an actual personality...

You know, like: doggo, glass of veeno, luncheroo, choccy... and the list goes on and on and on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists on the road "

As opposed to cyclists on the water,where else are they going to cycle

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Cyclists on the road

As opposed to cyclists on the water,where else are they going to cycle"

Pavement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists on the road

As opposed to cyclists on the water,where else are they going to cycle Pavement"

Yeah that will work won't it,there is cycle path's

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Cyclists on the road

As opposed to cyclists on the water,where else are they going to cycle Pavement

Yeah that will work won't it,there is cycle path's"

Name of the thread is it isn't meant to bother you. I just don't like them they are annoying especially the fast 1's.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Kopites

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Just recently I find myself getting more and more bothered by crying little kids in shops and in the street. Not because it irritates me, it makes me feel really sad and I just want to give them a cuddle. I am not the most child friendly person and not exactly maternal so this is quite a strange feeling for me to have. I had to leave a shop yesterday because a little girl was crying like her heart was broken and it really upset me. It bothers me that I’m so bothered by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists on the road

As opposed to cyclists on the water,where else are they going to cycle Pavement

Yeah that will work won't it,there is cycle path's Name of the thread is it isn't meant to bother you. I just don't like them they are annoying especially the fast 1's."

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of Fab vocabulary also makes me cringe a bit, although it shouldn't! I never say naughty, nawty, play, vanilla or describe anyone as a meet.

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

People who can’t put a trolley away properly in supermarket trolley parks. Gets on my tits something chronic

TB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists on the road

As opposed to cyclists on the water,where else are they going to cycle"

in a gym or on a exercise bike at home don’t hog the whole lane on a Sunday morning in a pack of 30!

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot


"Mine is people who wear reactolite prescription glasses.

Just bugs me. "

I wear reactolite varifocal glasses most of the time, it saves carrying around more than one pair of specs. Puzzled as to why someone would be annoyed by them, they are only glasses afterall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feminism

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Cyclists on the road

As opposed to cyclists on the water,where else are they going to cycle in a gym or on a exercise bike at home don’t hog the whole lane on a Sunday morning in a pack of 30! "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who think they own the road just because they have a driving license. Usually through some miracle, because their driving is often shit

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot


"People who can’t put a trolley away properly in supermarket trolley parks. Gets on my tits something chronic

TB"

people who turn their shopping trolley 90 degrees shelving when picking stuff up, thus blocking the aisle.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

fabswingers haha

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By *he witchWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Road hogs in the supermarket.

Get out my way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists on the road

As opposed to cyclists on the water,where else are they going to cycle in a gym or on a exercise bike at home don’t hog the whole lane on a Sunday morning in a pack of 30! "

Now that's different,I actually hate that myself

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By *aro7Man
over a year ago

wickford

People that say anythink, when should be saying anything!!!!!!

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Odd socks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hotel toasters. You know the ones where the toast rolls through them? Once through and they're not toasted enough but if you put it back in it'll be burnt. "
Haha they are fuckin annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists on the road "
cyclists were here before drivers let's get rid of cars bloody things clogging up our roads and polluting the atmosphere

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Cyclists on the road cyclists were here before drivers let's get rid of cars bloody things clogging up our roads and polluting the atmosphere "
The world wouldn't function the same without car's these days.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot


"Hotel toasters. You know the ones where the toast rolls through them? Once through and they're not toasted enough but if you put it back in it'll be burnt. "

I slow them down, they work better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who wear glasses in the bottom of their nose and are obviously looking over them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Odd socks"

I had 3 carrier bags full of odd socks. Sorted them out last weekend, matched up a few pairs but chucked the majority. It's one of life's great mysteries where the other socks vanishes to

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Gawd, how long have you got? I could compose a treatise of gargantuan proportions on all the things that niggle me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crisp packets just thrown in to the bin without being folded lengthways until tight so that they can be tied in to a nice tidy knot. What's wrong with you all?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self checkouts. ITS IN THE GOD DAMN BAGGING AREA

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

People who don’t wash their hands properly.

I think it's people who don't dry their hands properly. They spread the bacteria. Better not washing at all..

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"People who don’t wash their hands properly.

I think it's people who don't dry their hands properly. They spread the bacteria. Better not washing at all.."

Bacteria spreads more on wet hands but when I said ‘people not washing their hands properly’ I obviously meant the whole process. You shouldn’t rub your washed hands together when drying them either but I didn’t feel a need to break it all down

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

Glasgow cork

I jog but ppl who jog on the road when there's a footpath.....uurrrrhhh

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By *ingcom76Man
over a year ago

cheltenham

Croc shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that I'm particularly into them, but people who call the band Def Leppard, "Deaf Leopard"

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich

People who just stand on escalators or moving walkways. Your bloody legs don't stop working just because something is moving!! !!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"People who just stand on escalators or moving walkways. Your bloody legs don't stop working just because something is moving!! !!!"

Oh no! I do that on escalators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who over explain everything. Why....

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich


"People who just stand on escalators or moving walkways. Your bloody legs don't stop working just because something is moving!! !!!

Oh no! I do that on escalators "

well if I'm behind you STOP IT.

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich


"People who just stand on escalators or moving walkways. Your bloody legs don't stop working just because something is moving!! !!!

Oh no! I do that on escalators well if I'm behind you STOP IT. "

On second thoughts with a bum like that stand in front of me as much as you like.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"People who just stand on escalators or moving walkways. Your bloody legs don't stop working just because something is moving!! !!!

Oh no! I do that on escalators well if I'm behind you STOP IT. On second thoughts with a bum like that stand in front of me as much as you like. "

I will try my best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclists on the road cyclists were here before drivers let's get rid of cars bloody things clogging up our roads and polluting the atmosphere The world wouldn't function the same without car's these days."
it would function fine nothing is irreplaceable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Croc shoes. "
crocs and socks!! Just no need at all!!!

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By *hedark_knightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Dragging feet when walking. It really irks me. Worked with a girl that pretty much dry skated. Really made my skin crawl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Civilian Speed Awareness volunteers in villages. I bet there's not one that hasn't broke speed limit!

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

People who are rude , a please or thankyou costs nothing x storm x

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London


"Civilian Speed Awareness volunteers in villages. I bet there's not one that hasn't broke speed limit! "

Agree100% just busy bodies who need to get a life

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Mine is people who wear reactolite prescription glasses.

Just bugs me. "

Sorry .... im very sensitive to glare and bright lighting gives me headaches

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

People who don’t wash their hands properly.

I think it's people who don't dry their hands properly. They spread the bacteria. Better not washing at all..

Bacteria spreads more on wet hands but when I said ‘people not washing their hands properly’ I obviously meant the whole process. You shouldn’t rub your washed hands together when drying them either but I didn’t feel a need to break it all down

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Self checkouts. ITS IN THE GOD DAMN BAGGING AREA "

This actually made me laugh out loud..... nit embarrassing as I’m on a train

Floppsy x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Civilian Speed Awareness volunteers in villages. I bet there's not one that hasn't broke speed limit! "

Oh I didn’t know this was a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like a bit of folk music when i'm in the mood but the infernal plinky plonk coming from next door is doing my nut in. Make it stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wearing different textured socks on each foot "

Are different colour socks ok?

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Idiots and idiots comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a bovered

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"Wearing different textured socks on each foot

Are different colour socks ok? "

Yeah I have no problems with odd socks as long as they feel the same

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By *DFL6828Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Text talk, I'd rather some one im talking to attempt a word and spell it wrong, than text talk .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inspirational quotes, they get right on my box!

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

People who don't thank you when you hold a door open for them.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

People who park their car up on the pavement.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Inspirational quotes, they get right on my box! "

Have you tried liking them ?

Go on girl, I believe in you and you can do it if you try.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Keyboard warriors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inspirational quotes, they get right on my box!

Have you tried liking them ?

Go on girl, I believe in you and you can do it if you try. "

Aarrgghhh!! Stop that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who walk in the road and not on the pavement

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By *ojoTV/TS
over a year ago

Blackpool

Friday evenings in the boozer....probably the "back room/vaults".

Group of blokes sat round....

First bloke..."I've just come off this job...and f*ck me, they've made a right balls of it..."

Conversation then rattles on regarding balls-ups, demik workmates, the proper way to do the job..." etc etc

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"People who walk in the road and not on the pavement "

Probably because of all those bastards parked on the pavement

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Namedropping.

Hate it

I Was only talking to Peter Andre about it last week

and he said how much it pees him and Elton John off.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Inspirational quotes, they get right on my box!

Have you tried liking them ?

Go on girl, I believe in you and you can do it if you try.

Aarrgghhh!! Stop that!! "

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inspirational quotes, they get right on my box!

Have you tried liking them ?

Go on girl, I believe in you and you can do it if you try.

Aarrgghhh!! Stop that!!

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results

"

I will find you... And I will kill you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'legal' notices on profiles here. My eyes will get stuck in the back of my head one of these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sock fluff

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot


"Mine is people who wear reactolite prescription glasses.

Just bugs me.

Sorry .... im very sensitive to glare and bright lighting gives me headaches"

Same here and without my glasses I can't see properly

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By *eviationMan
over a year ago

Brynamman

Pillocks wearing trousers joggers jeans with crotch down by their knee caps

Its fucking stupid dangerous and they actually look like they are wearing nappies because they are doubly incontinent

Fucking muppets

Its the dumbest fashion fuck up ever

I do feel better for that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was and were mixed, are and our mixed, of and have mixed. Plenty of others don't but they make me sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was and were mixed, are and our mixed, of and have mixed. Plenty of others don't but they make me sad. "

They're, there, their don't be sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 'legal' notices on profiles here. My eyes will get stuck in the back of my head one of these days. "

Especially the one copied from Facebook all about Facebook photos. Special retards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages from guys saying things like "How have you been? Haven't seen you for ages, do you remember me?" with no attached face pic nor one on their profile... Or one where the camera is so far away even his mum wouldn't bloody recognise him!! Yes it is one of those days today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who walk in the road and not on the pavement

Probably because of all those bastards parked on the pavement "

especially between the hours of 2/4!!! Really gets on my tits!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inspirational quotes, they get right on my box! "

Often these; more often those who post them without a moment's reflection.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

People in glass houses who throw stones...

Get on my last nerve

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

People who say like. When they don't need to.

Reality TV: it's all so fake.

Beckhams, why do they exist?

TV presenters that say, coming up/but first/just to recap/repeating a quote from 45 seconds ago.

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Yappy little dogs and their owners who kick off when their off lead dog comes having ago at our leaded and muzzled beast, and then get upset when he jumps and stomps them into the earth with his front paws. The warning signs were there you fucktard now piss off the vets and get FuFu screwed back together "

Haha not quite how I'd have put it but yep i get the same. My 42 kilo dog is fear agressive cos a handbag dog ripped his bottom lip then when he closed his jaw over its head in retaliation the couple woth it kicked shit out of him. Now hes muzzled in public but still owners shout he's friendly when their yappy little dog launches itself at hum x

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

People who take up two parking spaces in case the car gets scratched.. usually they have big can exhausts... Annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone types avoid in one of those threads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who dont walk on the left in corridors at work, I have the urge to knock the phone/coffee out there hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other people's music ..

Shhhhhh! No one else wants to hear it other than you - wear headphones cunt!

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Armchair politicians bug me

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

People who think that a conversation is them talking "at" you and then totally disregarding whatever you say. I'm a sociable person and I'm constantly amazed by how many people "converse" in this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people can't understand that I put my children first before Fab. It's really disappointing and hard to believe that people would expect me to put Fab first.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Too many to mention so I'll just say the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forums

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Liars...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who talk in the theatre.

I may have encouraged my daughter to kick the back of their seats

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

People who live 5 minutes from work yet still insist on driving in every day only to moan about parking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that walk slowly on disembarking a plane, bad enough that you need to negotiate trolley cases and the like but C’mon people I have places to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that walk slowly on disembarking a plane, bad enough that you need to negotiate trolley cases and the like but C’mon people I have places to be "

They are the same feckers that take up the entire aisle in the supermarket or a pavement... and then stop for absolutely no bloody reason causing you to nearly crash into their stupid slow arses! Grrrrrrr!

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Guy ropes not aligned properly

(I have been known to move other people’s guy ropes)

V x

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"People that lean over their trollies in supermarkets "

People sitting 5/6/7 year olds cross legged in a trolley, not the baby seat part but where the shopping is supposed to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that walk slowly on disembarking a plane, bad enough that you need to negotiate trolley cases and the like but C’mon people I have places to be

They are the same feckers that take up the entire aisle in the supermarket or a pavement... and then stop for absolutely no bloody reason causing you to nearly crash into their stupid slow arses! Grrrrrrr!"

Zactly the same Minxy Grrr!!!

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By *ishy_fishyMan
over a year ago

hinckley

People’s social media status’s that are a blatant cry for attention like “could only happen to me” or “worse day ever” ahhh

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"People who say pacifically instead of specifically"

Oh my god yes yes YES I thought I was the only one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People’s social media status’s that are a blatant cry for attention like “could only happen to me” or “worse day ever” ahhh "

Totally agree. Btw how is the nipple chafing, you ok hun?!

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By *imbohaMan
over a year ago

Havant

People driving cars whilst wearing ear buds, or with a windscreen-mounted ipad above the steering wheel right in front of their face

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

People who don’t know the correct use of their/there/they’re or your/you’re

Really gets on my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammar police ... I mean who cares... no one died! Someone made this shit up and we followed it.. don’t mean it’s gospel ,., don’t follow lol

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Quite happy to be grammar police

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By *VxrMan
over a year ago

Newton le Willows


"People who use “fun” versions of words as a replacement for having an actual personality...

You know, like: doggo, glass of veeno, luncheroo, choccy... and the list goes on and on and on..."

Don't forget holibobs arrgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knobheads that describe it as “a cheeky Nando’s” - it’s noy f@cking cheeky waynetta, it’s chicken and f@cking chips!!!

Lol - you didn’t laugh out loud did you? You gave a little chuckle under your breath!

Wearing tracksuits on a night out!

When people say “what a cute baby” it’s not cute it looks like Winston Churchill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"knobheads that describe it as “a cheeky Nando’s” - it’s noy f@cking cheeky waynetta, it’s chicken and f@cking chips!!!

Lol - you didn’t laugh out loud did you? You gave a little chuckle under your breath!

Wearing tracksuits on a night out!

When people say “what a cute baby” it’s not cute it looks like Winston Churchill! "

Bit of a rant, but I’m tired and stressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grammar police ... I mean who cares... no one died! Someone made this shit up and we followed it.. don’t mean it’s gospel ,., don’t follow lol "

Stop saying LOL,grow up for fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grammar police ... I mean who cares... no one died! Someone made this shit up and we followed it.. don’t mean it’s gospel ,., don’t follow lol

Stop saying LOL,grow up for fuck sake"

That comma needed a space after it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grammar police ... I mean who cares... no one died! Someone made this shit up and we followed it.. don’t mean it’s gospel ,., don’t follow lol

Stop saying LOL,grow up for fuck sake

That comma needed a space after it "

Stop drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who eat too fast. I find the speediness irritating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People drinking cool drinks in mugs, chewing, snoring, d*unk people... Including myself, oh and for some reason vegans the list could go on I basically hate everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that go on and on about their kids!

Bore off "

Oh I agree, who gives a fook! Zzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who say obviously....when it is not obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people who say obviously....when it is not obvious "

But it’s obviously obvious to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been told ... I will grow up .. thank you so much for pointing out something that is an absolute load of bollocks LOL (shakes head) we all have things that grind us but doesn’t define us a person! Don’t be small minded no offence

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

I'm more concerned about cocks going floorward....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact I have terminal cancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best of luck to you pal, lost too much family due to it

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I wear those, it’s much easier, when you need glasses and have to carry two pairs just because it’s a sunny day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who try and negotiate with me on a price for a job by saying such a company will do it cheaper...... fuck off to that company then. I value my time and work more highly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"knobheads that describe it as “a cheeky Nando’s” - it’s noy f@cking cheeky waynetta, it’s chicken and f@cking chips!!!

Lol - you didn’t laugh out loud did you? You gave a little chuckle under your breath!

Wearing tracksuits on a night out!

When people say “what a cute baby” it’s not cute it looks like Winston Churchill! "

Wearing track suits anywhere else except in the gym. Why, just why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"knobheads that describe it as “a cheeky Nando’s” - it’s noy f@cking cheeky waynetta, it’s chicken and f@cking chips!!!

Lol - you didn’t laugh out loud did you? You gave a little chuckle under your breath!

Wearing tracksuits on a night out!

When people say “what a cute baby” it’s not cute it looks like Winston Churchill! "

All of these but especially the baby thing. No newborn baby has come out looking cute. They look like potatoes when they are newborn. I was fucking adorable when I was a year old (still am now ) but I looked fucking terrifying when I was newborn.

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By *ungmagic10Man
over a year ago

Northampton

When bottle cap scratches the floor literally crawls my blood, feel like punching whoevers doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just encountered this one. Having to walk through a cloud of smoke to get into most public buildings because smokers won’t walk more than 10 feet from a building entrance.

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By *ig guns xxxMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hotel toasters. You know the ones where the toast rolls through them? Once through and they're not toasted enough but if you put it back in it'll be burnt. "

Definitely or the person in front decides to toast a croissant, it jams the toaster and goes on fire, wheatabix it is then

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Mine is people who wear reactolite prescription glasses.

Just bugs me. "

People who repeatedly use ‘lol’!

When has anyone ever actually laughed out loud when they’ve used that phrase?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is people who wear reactolite prescription glasses.

Just bugs me.

People who repeatedly use ‘lol’!

When has anyone ever actually laughed out loud when they’ve used that phrase? "

Me too and I made my phone autocorrect it to “Haha” if I ever absent mindedly type it by mistake.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

Experts or academics answering questions by starting with 'so' when they are interviewed or asked to give expert opinion on TV or Radio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who drink decaf coffee “because of my caffeine thing” then go and drink full fat -a-cola .... just fuck off Janice!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who dont walk on the left in corridors at work, I have the urge to knock the phone/coffee out there hands."

Youre actually supposed to walk on the right even in the UK. We even had a notice on our school stairways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who park their car up on the pavement. "
or on the grass I mean please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People, they can be very annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfie sticks

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