FabSwingers.com forum: Your last Facebook status update ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine was

Listening to some lovely relaxing dub reggae in my yurt. #Summervibes #Blessed #StayHumble

What was yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day out with my faves. It had pics tho. I never just put a status up itself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was about negative reinforcement and how it annoys me that nobody understands it. Psychology graduate problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont play fb it causes far too much bother rumours and backstabby bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont play fb it causes far too much bother rumours and backstabby bullshit"

If you don't have Facebook you can't play this game lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey... It was a long time ago that I left bookface. I think it may have been something along the lines of "Off to the coast for an early surf" or something like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont play fb it causes far too much bother rumours and backstabby bullshit

If you don't have Facebook you can't play this game lol x"

I think that was his actual status update.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont play fb it causes far too much bother rumours and backstabby bullshit

If you don't have Facebook you can't play this game lol x"

Not on Facebook. This is all the social media I require

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont play fb it causes far too much bother rumours and backstabby bullshit

If you don't have Facebook you can't play this game lol x

I think that was his actual status update.

As you were then lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah you’re one of those Facebook hashtaggers!

Where social media platforms collide

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey... It was a long time ago that I left bookface. I think it may have been something along the lines of "Off to the coast for an early surf" or something like that"

Mine was that long ago it was actually:

Off down Woolworths, to get some pick n mix on my Raleigh Chopper.

Sent from ZX Spectrum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah you’re one of those Facebook hashtaggers!

Where social media platforms collide "

#NoHashtagForMe

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Manchester roads are fucking awful. Who the hell decided to tear up the Mancunian way!!! Fucking shambles

Let’s say that was after an hour of trying to get from swinton to city centre

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Blimey... It was a long time ago that I left bookface. I think it may have been something along the lines of "Off to the coast for an early surf" or something like that

Mine was that long ago it was actually:

Off down Woolworths, to get some pick n mix on my Raleigh Chopper.

Sent from ZX Spectrum"

Loved my chopper. It had a red glittery seat.

I don’t do FB.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Mines pretty nerdy 'Red dead redemption and castlevania coming out on the same day is just not fair'

I hid the fact I was a big nerd for far too long, embrace your inner need!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey... It was a long time ago that I left bookface. I think it may have been something along the lines of "Off to the coast for an early surf" or something like that

Mine was that long ago it was actually:

Off down Woolworths, to get some pick n mix on my Raleigh Chopper.

Sent from ZX Spectrum

Loved my chopper. It had a red glittery seat.

I don’t do FB. "

#NeitherDoI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last actual status was Saturday thanking people for birthday greetings and that. Since then I've only really posted photos.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Congratulations to Tony Blair on his election victory"

I don't use it much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fondest congrats to Neil and Buzz and the boys, for getting to the moon in a tin can.

#Allegerly

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Pic of my cat chillin'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last status read something like 'after 10 yrs of looking at what everyone had for their breakfast/dinner/tea I've decided fb isn't for me' i deleted my account 2 days later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Wifey. Love ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey, I haven't written one for yonks. I'll go have a look. brb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is thanking people for my birthday wishes at the beginning of the month. I'd forgotten about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘So ever since Husband got his new job, he has to wear a smart shirt and trousers. However, this has given him more confidence, and now he chats back. Before, if I told him I hated him, he’d say ‘aw I love you too!’ But now, he says ‘I’m going to stab you 52 times if you ever fucking beat me at thumb wars again’.

If I ever told him I’d kill him he’d say ‘yes, I’ve accepted that you will be the death of me’ and now, he whispers to the dogs that he’ll kill me first, and will bathe in my blood.

Question; how do I re-assert my dominance? I’m not happy with this at all and Husband needs to learn his place (again!)’

He then jokingly called me a bitch, so I replied calling him chubby. He jokingly reported my comment, and now I’m banned from Facebook for a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't use it anymore but my last one was probably something music related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a facebook account, never posted a status update on here either.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"To the person who put this shitty note on the back of my car... You must have been watching me pull in opposite the flats. FYI I had a flat tyre and needed to pull in somewhere safe, instead of leaving nasty notes maybe try offering to help next time."

I am not having a good day. I also have chemical burns under my arms from using Nair last night. My boss sent me home as she didn't want me working in a hot kitchen and making them worse.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"When you let your son go into a charity shop to buy a hat on his own!!"

Accompanied by a few selfies with him wearing said hat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey... It was a long time ago that I left bookface. I think it may have been something along the lines of "Off to the coast for an early surf" or something like that

Mine was that long ago it was actually:

Off down Woolworths, to get some pick n mix on my Raleigh Chopper.

Sent from ZX Spectrum"

That's set my nostalgia off... I had a Raleigh Grifter!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

My physiotherapist is trying to kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘So ever since Husband got his new job, he has to wear a smart shirt and trousers. However, this has given him more confidence, and now he chats back. Before, if I told him I hated him, he’d say ‘aw I love you too!’ But now, he says ‘I’m going to stab you 52 times if you ever fucking beat me at thumb wars again’.

If I ever told him I’d kill him he’d say ‘yes, I’ve accepted that you will be the death of me’ and now, he whispers to the dogs that he’ll kill me first, and will bathe in my blood.

Question; how do I re-assert my dominance? I’m not happy with this at all and Husband needs to learn his place (again!)’

He then jokingly called me a bitch, so I replied calling him chubby. He jokingly reported my comment, and now I’m banned from Facebook for a week. "

I think your hubby sounds bloody brilliant!

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

How excited am I that they do big hoops. I feel like a kid again now they fit on my fingers like they used to!!! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ever told him I’d kill him he’d say ‘yes, I’ve accepted that you will be the death of me’ and now, he whispers to the dogs that he’ll kill me first, and will bathe in my blood.

Question; how do I re-assert my dominance? I’m not happy with this at all and Husband needs to learn his place (again!)’

He then jokingly called me a bitch, so I replied calling him chubby. He jokingly reported my comment, and now I’m banned from Facebook for a week.

I think your hubby sounds bloody brilliant!

He is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't used Facebook about 6 years. My last status was probably quite sweaty before I departed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't used Facebook about 6 years. My last status was probably quite sweaty before I departed. "

Add me as a friend babe x

You got bebo? Xoxo

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Haven't used Facebook about 6 years. My last status was probably quite sweaty before I departed. "

What had you been up to, to get so hot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was about 5 years ago. Binned it off in around 2013 I think.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

My last status update was on Monday offering my ticket to see Gaz Coombes to anyone who wanted it because I couldn’t go. No takers. I hate wastage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was about the amazing weekend I had, how honoured I was to of won an award from my local riding club and how lucky I was to have such lovely people (and horses) in my life

I don’t often post much on there but felt that was well worth sharing along with some pictures of the weekends antics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was about 5 years ago. Binned it off in around 2013 I think. "

I've read funnier Facebook status updates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last status update was on Monday offering my ticket to see Gaz Coombes to anyone who wanted it because I couldn’t go. No takers. I hate wastage! "

What?! I'd have it, if you lived in the West Midlands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was about negative reinforcement and how it annoys me that nobody understands it. Psychology graduate problems."

You sound a right hoot.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Was about 5 years ago. Binned it off in around 2013 I think.

I've read funnier Facebook status updates."

Was it a Spice Girls joke?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Haven't used Facebook about 6 years. My last status was probably quite sweaty before I departed.

Add me as a friend babe x

You got bebo? Xoxo"

MySpace was another one.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't used Facebook about 6 years. My last status was probably quite sweaty before I departed.

Add me as a friend babe x

You got bebo? Xoxo

MySpace was another one. "

I’m too young for MySpace - had an account but never got into it

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Woohoo got laid" circa 2012

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't used Facebook about 6 years. My last status was probably quite sweaty before I departed.

Add me as a friend babe x

You got bebo? Xoxo"

Facepic and MySpace only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't used Facebook about 6 years. My last status was probably quite sweaty before I departed.

What had you been up to, to get so hot?"

. damn auto correct, was meant to be sweary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was about 5 years ago. Binned it off in around 2013 I think.

I've read funnier Facebook status updates.

Was it a Spice Girls joke? "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And sometimes my headspace is...

"This s- is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Haven't used Facebook about 6 years. My last status was probably quite sweaty before I departed.

Add me as a friend babe x

You got bebo? Xoxo

MySpace was another one.

I’m too young for MySpace - had an account but never got into it

Think it got very quickly overtaken by Facebook though.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I only made an account on there cos ma ex got pissed off at me for using hers to play Angry Birds, don't think I can remember the last time I logged in, let alone ma password

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I very rarely use it so it was a comment in a memory

“That and half a dozen inflatable aliens. How come they all still live in my house even though you don’t anymore?”

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By *DFL6828Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"I dont play fb it causes far too much bother rumours and backstabby bullshit"

Totally agree, haven't been on FB for well over a year...

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

Very rare I put a status on Facebook. But the last thing I put was thanks for the birthday wishes.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"My last status update was on Monday offering my ticket to see Gaz Coombes to anyone who wanted it because I couldn’t go. No takers. I hate wastage!

What?! I'd have it, if you lived in the West Midlands."

I’d have give it to you if you came to Hull

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

FB is consigned to the dust bin of history. No updates in well over a year and only use it to keep in touch with the odd high school friend.

Can't even be bothered to check the updates on the phone. Only useful feature it has is the notifications for birthdays. My memory is crap for that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"No updates in well over a year and only use it to keep in touch with the odd high school friend."

Are you American perchance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was yesterday:

Waiting for the shops to open (with a pic of my coffee from neros)

#payday #holidayshopping #dayoff

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"No updates in well over a year and only use it to keep in touch with the odd high school friend.

Are you American perchance?

Good educated guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be more You..be who ever You want to be ..be wonder woman

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

I tried facebook for a couple of weeks .....what a load of tosh

Why do you want to put your life history out there .....

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

Dont use it too much personal information for nutters and freaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last update was back in April...

"Facebook, the biggest load of shit I've ever seen"

I only use it for the messenger in all honesty.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Link to the 2019 Australian Firefighters calendar for the girls!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably ranting about some crap an idiot I know had posted... I bloody hate facebook, it just gives me the hump. That's why I rarely go on it these days

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mine was about negative reinforcement and how it annoys me that nobody understands it. "

I do!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Lol. Right... DWP sent out my PIP decision letter on the 4th of October, i wouldn't have even got that letter the same day they sent it...and on the 5th of Oct they sent out the result of my mandatory reconsideration (there's no way i could've asked for one without my decision, and i haven't asked for one).

No idea where the mandatory reconsideration came from, and i never got the letter either, but straight to tribunal for me.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Some shit meme probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I shared a teaser / trailer for the latest Peter Jackson project, where he has made WW1 a war in colour rather than black & white

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"Lol. Right... DWP sent out my PIP decision letter on the 4th of October, i wouldn't have even got that letter the same day they sent it...and on the 5th of Oct they sent out the result of my mandatory reconsideration (there's no way i could've asked for one without my decision, and i haven't asked for one).

No idea where the mandatory reconsideration came from, and i never got the letter either, but straight to tribunal for me.

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So you were notified over Facebook ??

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

No idea where the mandatory reconsideration came from, and i never got the letter either, but straight to tribunal for me.

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So you were notified over Facebook ??"

No i called them today to ask for a mandatory reconsideration because they only gave me 10 pts and i need 12. Anyway they said i'd had an MR already and the letter about it was sent out on the 5th (dated that day also). I need to ask for the MR if i my clain fails so not sure how i managed to do that when i hadn't even been told i wasn't eligible for PIP by that date. Eiher way it means y tribunal willhappen sooner, which could take up to 2 years so one month knocked off that helps.

My status was to my facebook friends (who are mostly all family).

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My sista from another mista. I love you

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Know idea can't remember the last time I posted one.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I dont play fb it causes far too much bother rumours and backstabby bullshit"

And Fab is nothing like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont play fb it causes far too much bother rumours and backstabby bullshit

And Fab is nothing like that

Nope. All good non-judgemental fun on here

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I have no Facebook. I don't feel the need to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it time for Download yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A belated thank you to all those who posted Happy Birthday on my timeline. I'm hardly on it.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Ummm... I've no idea... Was probably a happy birthday message to someone... Much the same as my updates on here really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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