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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yourself to a hotel- what kind would it be and what star rating would you give yourself??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yourself to a hotel- what kind would it be and what star rating would you give yourself??"
. One with a small room

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By *obo999Man
over a year ago

Fife

Premier inn. Simple but effective. You can decide the star rating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 star B&B, there's a shit bar and no party at night but i do amazing breaky,

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The one I just stayed in! 4* but incredibly opulent and very classy... my kind of hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quirky guest house I guess.

Some people will think it's the best thing they've ever been to while overs while think it was utter dogshit.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Mrs Miggins’ Guest House in Torquay. Homely, frayed around the edges but once you’re in you never go anywhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seen Fawlty Towers?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The type that Alex Polizzi would be called in to whip into shape - has seen better days but with a little work can achieve it's former glories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems I'm one of those ones next to an airport. Alright for a quick overnight but you wouldn't wanna holiday there

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A Sandals type of hotel. Expensive and classy.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"It seems I'm one of those ones next to an airport. Alright for a quick overnight but you wouldn't wanna holiday there

That's not true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A quirky guest house I guess.

Some people will think it's the best thing they've ever been to while overs while think it was utter dogshit."

Words are hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travelodge : basic, no frills, but ultimately clean and does the job. 2 stars out of 5.

How about you, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You seen Fawlty Towers?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the hotel from The Shining called?

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

A big one with lumpy beds and no carpets.

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Travelodge : basic, no frills, but ultimately clean and does the job. 2 stars out of 5.

How about you, OP? "

The Mandalay Bay Hotel

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Some South East Asian guest house probably...a bit scruffy, but with a host lovely enough to overlook it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A pretentious boutique hotel in the countryside, slightly fussy. Perfect for those who like rambling and wankiness. Probably a 4* desperately seeking to be 5*.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

the campanile...milton keynes..across the road from pink punters...shabby' rough, and in need of a good makeover

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Premier Inn

Knocking on a bit and in need of a good sorting out.

3 stars.....Not saying out of how many though

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Airbnb, not really a hotel but it's nice to stay in someone else's house for a weekend break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malmaison, well dressed ... but over priced, 4 star really but posing as 5!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

A small, plush, exclusive country cottage hotel. Warm, inviting and friendly. You will feel relaxed and at home and I will send you on your way with a warm glow. 4* today. There is room for improvement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Malmaison, well dressed ... but over priced, 4 star really but posing as 5!"

Stayed at the Birmingham one on a few occasions with a friend. Great beds

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