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"Interesting. Do you take this medicine orally or like a suppository?" Orally. Balls deep. | |||
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"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D" Lack of the vitamin D, classic case. | |||
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"My pussypression is the real problem " I can’t help you there, I’m afraid. | |||
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"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D Lack of the vitamin D, classic case." Calling Dr Love | |||
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"My pussypression is the real problem I can’t help you there, I’m afraid. " I can | |||
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"My pussypression is the real problem I can’t help you there, I’m afraid. " | |||
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"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D Lack of the vitamin D, classic case. Calling Dr Love " Does he happen to drive a Ford Focus Ghia ? | |||
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"My pussypression is the real problem I can’t help you there, I’m afraid. I can " Yeah | |||
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? " Being prescribed Sexorat (I mean seroxat) may help. | |||
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"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D Lack of the vitamin D, classic case. Calling Dr Love Does he happen to drive a Ford Focus Ghia ? " He can certainly afford one, he’s a doctor | |||
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"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D Lack of the vitamin D, classic case. Calling Dr Love Does he happen to drive a Ford Focus Ghia ? He can certainly afford one, he’s a doctor " He must be a bloody good one If he’s got a Ghia. | |||
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"Can men get dickpression too?? " Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis | |||
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"I’m in a permanent state of dickpression these days I’m not getting my RDA of vitamin D Lack of the vitamin D, classic case. Calling Dr Love Does he happen to drive a Ford Focus Ghia ? He can certainly afford one, he’s a doctor He must be a bloody good one If he’s got a Ghia. " He’s the best. That’s why they call him Dr Love. | |||
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"Can men get dickpression too?? " No, they carry the cure on them. | |||
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"Can men get dickpression too?? No, they carry the cure on them." I’ve got the cure you’re thinking of | |||
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"Dr Lib, pillar of the community, reporting for duty." | |||
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"Dr Lib, pillar of the community, reporting for duty." Thank goodness | |||
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"Can I help The first step of the cure is...." Acceptance ? | |||
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"Can I help The first step of the cure is.... Acceptance ? " .... a kiss Jesus Christ why am I even friends with you | |||
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"Can men get dickpression too?? Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis" A general funk that started a week after my last cock... | |||
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"Can men get dickpression too?? Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis A general funk that started a week after my last cock... " Sounds like a classic case to me! | |||
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"Can men get dickpression too?? Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis A general funk that started a week after my last cock... Sounds like a classic case to me!" What is the cure?? | |||
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"Can men get dickpression too?? Describe your symptoms and I will give you an official diagnosis A general funk that started a week after my last cock... Sounds like a classic case to me! What is the cure??" A daily dose of vitamin d | |||
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"I'd love to be one a plane... someone with chronic dickpression starts to show symptoms, and I can do the whole "stand back everybody" spiel. Did I just write a new porno plot? " Keep going, I was just getting into it | |||
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"I'd love to be one a plane... someone with chronic dickpression starts to show symptoms, and I can do the whole "stand back everybody" spiel. Did I just write a new porno plot? " I think you did. | |||
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"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency. My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin " Is that when you joined fab? | |||
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"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency. My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin " I went for my erectile dysfunction issues and mine prescribed mycoxafloppin | |||
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"Oral dose or a suppository?? " The beauty of vitamin d is you can take it however you prefer | |||
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"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency. My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin Is that when you joined fab?" Yes, my GP referred me to this site too | |||
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"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency. My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin Is that when you joined fab? Yes, my GP referred me to this site too " Did you get a month’s silver site supporter on the NHS? | |||
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"True. The more sex a woman gets the more she is in the mood for it, as soon as she has a few weeks off the cock, she forgets all about it, and can even become anti-dick." This is SO not true | |||
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"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency. My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin Is that when you joined fab? Yes, my GP referred me to this site too Did you get a month’s silver site supporter on the NHS?" No, I'm afraid that's not available to Irish users. | |||
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"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency. My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin Is that when you joined fab? Yes, my GP referred me to this site too Did you get a month’s silver site supporter on the NHS? No, I'm afraid that's not available to Irish users." Well that’s just a damn shame | |||
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"Yes. I got diagnosed with a major vitamin D deficiency. My GP gave me a prescription for tricoxagin Is that when you joined fab? Yes, my GP referred me to this site too Did you get a month’s silver site supporter on the NHS? No, I'm afraid that's not available to Irish users. Well that’s just a damn shame" I know. I've been on to the Ombudsman. I think I have a good case. | |||
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"I can give you the cure with just one small prick." Relax, you won’t feel a thing | |||
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"I can give you the cure with just one small prick. Relax, you won’t feel a thing " Not a worry 0 I usually have to anaesthetize people first anyway. | |||
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"I can give you the cure with just one small prick. Relax, you won’t feel a thing Not a worry 0 I usually have to anaesthetize people first anyway." Kinky | |||
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? " This is definitely me right now. I’m having treatment on Sunday | |||
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? This is definitely me right now. I’m having treatment on Sunday " God speed your recovery | |||
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"Your name change is confusing me." did you enjoy your birthday? | |||
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? This is definitely me right now. I’m having treatment on Sunday God speed your recovery " | |||
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"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday?" I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work. | |||
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"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday? I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work. " Excellent | |||
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"Your name change is confusing me." I like leaving you a little unsettled, you know this. | |||
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"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday? I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work. " Happy birthday! Want a present? | |||
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"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday? I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work. Happy birthday! Want a present?" Always. IF it is what I hope it is? | |||
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"Your name change is confusing me. did you enjoy your birthday? I did thank you, Steve! I went out for a nice meal this evening and have tomorrow off work. Happy birthday! Want a present? Always. IF it is what I hope it is?" My box in yours...? | |||
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"I think I'm beyond treatment " If traditional methods are failing you might want to try an alternative therapy, such as Chinese Medicine | |||
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"I haven't had 'dick' for nearly two years! Do I want it? Damn right I do, I just need to make sure it is attached to the right person, as after I have had it again I know everything else awakens and I want it more! " 2 years ?! Wow, that’s a serious case of dickpression, sounds like you need to call in the experts. | |||
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"I haven't had 'dick' for nearly two years! Do I want it? Damn right I do, I just need to make sure it is attached to the right person, as after I have had it again I know everything else awakens and I want it more! 2 years ?! Wow, that’s a serious case of dickpression, sounds like you need to call in the experts. " I know! I just need to find one I am attracted to | |||
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"Yes only another 6 months to go until I can receive treatment. " Go private and I'm sure you'll get seen to faster | |||
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"I’d this the opposite of falling into a guys dicksand ? Where you go dick blind after a good seeing to ? Where the dick owner can do no wrong as long as you get the shlong again, " That is also an affliction of the worst kind.... | |||
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"I’d this the opposite of falling into a guys dicksand ? Where you go dick blind after a good seeing to ? Where the dick owner can do no wrong as long as you get the shlong again, That is also an affliction of the worst kind.... " Alas it is... but fucking amazing too. As long as you can keep it physical it’s all good . | |||
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"Hello! What do you think vibrators were invented for " They're just not warm and meaty enough for me | |||
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"I’d this the opposite of falling into a guys dicksand ? Where you go dick blind after a good seeing to ? Where the dick owner can do no wrong as long as you get the shlong again, That is also an affliction of the worst kind.... " It doesn't sound so awful to me | |||
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? " How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz | |||
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"I’d this the opposite of falling into a guys dicksand ? Where you go dick blind after a good seeing to ? Where the dick owner can do no wrong as long as you get the shlong again, That is also an affliction of the worst kind.... It doesn't sound so awful to me" It is if they are total cockwombles. | |||
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz " We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. | |||
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. " . Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol | |||
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. . Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol " Haven't you heard? No one wants a lidl penis. We're all desperate for giant schlongs. | |||
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. . Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol Haven't you heard? No one wants a lidl penis. We're all desperate for giant schlongs. " But with the price increase they’d say Lidl are half price for the same size | |||
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"My dickpression is lifting. I've had four doses this year and I can feel that my mood has improved a little. What's the optimal prescription? " Thrice daily for 3 months then re evaluate I need my dosage upped. | |||
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. . Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol Haven't you heard? No one wants a lidl penis. We're all desperate for giant schlongs. But with the price increase they’d say Lidl are half price for the same size " - I won't make any more jokes. | |||
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"My dickpression is lifting. I've had four doses this year and I can feel that my mood has improved a little. What's the optimal prescription? Thrice daily for 3 months then re evaluate I need my dosage upped. " The same one three times a day or different sized/shaped for each dose? | |||
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"Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ? How can these ladies say they arnt getting any cock , they can have it every day if they want , and without being desperate , just give me a buzz We don’t want just *any* cock, we want an M&S cock. . Aaah , your just a bit fussy then , now Lidl just isn’t good enough is it ? Lol Haven't you heard? No one wants a lidl penis. We're all desperate for giant schlongs. But with the price increase they’d say Lidl are half price for the same size - I won't make any more jokes. " Fair comment lol xx | |||
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"My dickpression is lifting. I've had four doses this year and I can feel that my mood has improved a little. What's the optimal prescription? Thrice daily for 3 months then re evaluate I need my dosage upped. The same one three times a day or different sized/shaped for each dose? " Hmm, I'll stick with the same one currently, It's easy to swallow | |||
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"My dickpression is lifting. I've had four doses this year and I can feel that my mood has improved a little. What's the optimal prescription? Thrice daily for 3 months then re evaluate I need my dosage upped. The same one three times a day or different sized/shaped for each dose? As a regested dickpression doctor I’m always available to administer relief from the illness , all it needs is a quick message and I’m on my way xx Hmm, I'll stick with the same one currently, It's easy to swallow " | |||
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"Many girls have been lost due to this terrible disorder it was in the sun " Were they ever found? | |||
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