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"According to the 1955 ‘Good House Wife’s Guide’ 1.) Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. 2.) Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. 3.) Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. 4.) Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. 5.) Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables. 6.) Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. 7.) Children are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. 8.) Be happy to see him. Free him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. 9.) You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first — remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. 10.) Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. "you're obviously divorced with no plans to remarry | |||
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"According to the 1955 ‘Good House Wife’s Guide’ 1.) Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. 2.) Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. 3.) Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. 4.) Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. 5.) Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables. 6.) Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. 7.) Children are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. 8.) Be happy to see him. Free him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. 9.) You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first — remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. 10.) Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. you're obviously divorced with no plans to remarry "Don’t agree with it at all, it just made me laugh that this was actually published in the 50’s | |||
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"According to the 1955 ‘Good House Wife’s Guide’ 1.) Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. 2.) Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. 3.) Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. 4.) Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. 5.) Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables. 6.) Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. 7.) Children are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. 8.) Be happy to see him. Free him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. 9.) You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first — remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. 10.) Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. you're obviously divorced with no plans to remarry "I'm definitely divorced with no plans to remarry.. Especially so after reading that  | |||
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"According to the 1955 ‘Good House Wife’s Guide’ 1.) Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. 2.) Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. 3.) Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. 4.) Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. 5.) Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables. 6.) Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. 7.) Children are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. 8.) Be happy to see him. Free him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. 9.) You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first — remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. 10.) Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. you're obviously divorced with no plans to remarry
I'm definitely divorced with no plans to remarry..
Especially so after reading that "Hey he's only joking although he's put a lot of time and effort into this well thought out thread their is something to be said for his fastidiousness | |||
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"According to the 1955 ‘Good House Wife’s Guide’ 1.) Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. 2.) Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. 3.) Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. 4.) Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. 5.) Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables. 6.) Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. 7.) Children are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. 8.) Be happy to see him. Free him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. 9.) You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first — remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. 10.) Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. "Love it OP. Now updating my profile  | |||
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"You jest but I know guys my age who expect this plus she should also be working herself while doing all of the above." Yup. Me too Men that are so used to relying on women, they dont even know where the bin bags are kept | |||
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"According to the 1955 ‘Good House Wife’s Guide’ 1.) Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. 2.) Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. 3.) Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. 4.) Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. 5.) Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables. 6.) Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. 7.) Children are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. 8.) Be happy to see him. Free him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. 9.) You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first — remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. 10.) Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. "Brave. Very Brave. | |||
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I'm all in favour of sexual equality. Any women want to fix my toilet and change the cam belt on my car?
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"According to the 1955 ‘Good House Wife’s Guide’ 1.) Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. 2.) Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. 3.) Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. 4.) Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. 5.) Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables. 6.) Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. 7.) Children are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. 8.) Be happy to see him. Free him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. 9.) You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first — remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. 10.) Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. you're obviously divorced with no plans to remarry
I'm definitely divorced with no plans to remarry..
Especially so after reading that Hey he's only joking although he's put a lot of time and effort into this well thought out thread their is something to be said for his fastidiousness "You aren't very good at spotting C&P posts are you..  | |||
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"According to the 1955 ‘Good House Wife’s Guide’ 1.) Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. 2.) Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. 3.) Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. 4.) Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. 5.) Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables. 6.) Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. 7.) Children are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. 8.) Be happy to see him. Free him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. 9.) You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first — remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. 10.) Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. you're obviously divorced with no plans to remarry
I'm definitely divorced with no plans to remarry..
Especially so after reading that Hey he's only joking although he's put a lot of time and effort into this well thought out thread their is something to be said for his fastidiousness
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" You aren't very good at spotting C&P posts are you.. "In my defence, I’m still suffering from reading and summarising that epic post yesterday | |||
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"You jest but I know guys my age who expect this plus she should also be working herself while doing all of the above. Yup. Me too Men that are so used to relying on women, they dont even know where the bin bags are kept" I do -I'm a binman by trade | |||
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"According to the 1955 ‘Good House Wife’s Guide’ 1.) Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. 2.) Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. 3.) Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. 4.) Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. 5.) Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables. 6.) Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. 7.) Children are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. 8.) Be happy to see him. Free him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. 9.) You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first — remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. 10.) Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. "Thanks op Now I know where I've been going wrong all these years! | |||
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"You jest but I know guys my age who expect this plus she should also be working herself while doing all of the above. Yup. Me too Men that are so used to relying on women, they dont even know where the bin bags are kept" Hey.
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"According to the 1955 ‘Good House Wife’s Guide’ 1.) Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. 2.) Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. 3.) Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. 4.) Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. 5.) Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables. 6.) Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. 7.) Children are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. 8.) Be happy to see him. Free him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. 9.) You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first — remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. 10.) Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. "Fuck off its 2018 | |||
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"You jest but I know guys my age who expect this plus she should also be working herself while doing all of the above. Yup. Me too Men that are so used to relying on women, they dont even know where the bin bags are kept Hey.
Bin bags? Get up to date... No waste, save the planet. "The planet's fucked. Well and truly | |||
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"You jest but I know guys my age who expect this plus she should also be working herself while doing all of the above. Yup. Me too Men that are so used to relying on women, they dont even know where the bin bags are kept" So true!!
My ex still blames me for there being no bin bags. We haven't lived together for 7 years! | |||
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"Well.... If I didn't work I would expect to do all that because it would mean I'm working in the home instead. When in relationships and on days off I do points 1-3 at least as I like my partners to feel valued. I've even cooked for fwbs when staying with them before . Sorry woman if I'm letting the side down "There's no problem with valuing and caring for your partner. When I'm working Mr N makes me coffee when I get in, makes sure the house is welcoming and prepares dinner. I actively look forward to getting home and sitting chatting with him. If he was working I would do the same Those rules are outdated and probably very few people lived up to them anyway. I know darn well there were many evenings that my dad came home to a rabble of kids and a wife without a ribbon in her hair  | |||
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"Well.... If I didn't work I would expect to do all that because it would mean I'm working in the home instead. When in relationships and on days off I do points 1-3 at least as I like my partners to feel valued. I've even cooked for fwbs when staying with them before . Sorry woman if I'm letting the side down "When my kids were young only one of us worked. I'd say I changed as many nappies and fed them as much as they were all bottle fed. I took 3 yrs out of work and I did the cooking, shopping, house, garden, shopping and kids (and cars ). I often cooked through out our married life especially when we had guests as I enjoyed it. I'd say it was also a reason our separation was very amicable and smooth and never had any restrictions with kids.
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" reminds me of the old Harry Enfield sketch : Women - know your limits! "same here hahahahaha | |||
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"You jest but I know guys my age who expect this plus she should also be working herself while doing all of the above. Yup. Me too Men that are so used to relying on women, they dont even know where the bin bags are kept Hey.
Bin bags? Get up to date... No waste, save the planet.
The planet's fucked.
Well and truly
"Now you fucking tell me -my whole career trajectory just wen't in the skip with that comment -what am I wasting time being a binman for? | |||
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