FabSwingers.com forum: A great fxxx but she farts

By *obbo44 OP Man
over a year ago

Swansea

I soooooooo need HELP I have been seeing a regular now for a when and she is amazing she gives cracking head and I mean it is amazing she has an awsome tight body and a lovely tight warm pussy where my inner child feels like he has gone home every time he's there perfect right BUT and it's a big BUT .she waits like a sniper waiting to take out 1 of the Taliban u til I am down there 10 minutes in where you know you are to far in to stop now you got to see this through til the end and air is limited so every breath counts and then right at that time she farts and it so t no silent fart th is is like a mattress warmer fart and it smells and last time just as I was pulling away she held my head and.lifted herself at the same time as she farted and a little nugget came out and landed on the tip of my nose like a boulder on an america cliff face waiting to drop off i didnt know whether to flick it off or keep admiring how well it perched there , anyway what you think guys should I stay or is it too much stink for a bit of pink ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP but that just made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If you worry about that nugget too much it will send you cross eyed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a joke right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a joke right? "
god i hope not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. Thank you OP you just made my Thursday. Giggling like crazy in a coffee shop r reading that

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By *obbo44 OP Man
over a year ago

Swansea

I think it's just too good to leave go I will have to try and breathe and swim through the storm of stinky maltizers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracker OP. Had to put my tea down it was going to spill. Thanks for that fine defining of the unexpected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's just too good to leave go I will have to try and breathe and swim through the storm of stinky maltizers "

The last Rollo comes to mind

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Like a freckle that smudges

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

sounds like you enjoyed it OP so maybe buy a mask before next session?

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh dear God haha.

OP I'd withhold any more of your tongue fun in the love tunnel if she doesn't agree to behave

Watch her change her tune in record time when shes not getting those lovely gushing moments! Good luck

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By *obbo44 OP Man
over a year ago

Swansea

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hope this is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly bullshit, but it got you some attention OP!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

You have a potentially brilliant path ahead of you in creative writing/ comedy should you ever want to go there

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Oh my god that is the funniest thing

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Sounds to good to give up!

Perhaps a mask and snorkel? I'm sure your local sporting goods shop could help

I'm sure they also sell earplugs for "sound pollution!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t think that girls farted?

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By *obbo44 OP Man
over a year ago

Swansea

"Clearly bullshit, but it got you some attention OP!

It was only a joke fella just something funny to cheer people's days up instead the same old shit fuck avoid mundane bullshit I think it was clearly obviously to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clearly bullshit, but it got you some attention OP!

It was only a joke fella just something funny to cheer people's days up instead the same old shit fuck avoid mundane bullshit I think it was clearly obviously to see "

Well it made me chuckle when I was eating my crunchy nuts this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha fucking awsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clearly bullshit, but it got you some attention OP!"

Best laugh I've had on fab in msny many months. Be happy for his skills mate.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Just insist she doesn't eat spicy food beforehand, you don't want your eyebrows singed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clearly bullshit, but it got you some attention OP!

Best laugh I've had on fab in msny many months. Be happy for his skills mate.

Ppont taken, I suppose I should really - it's just that I normally like my comedy to be funny.

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By *obbo44 OP Man
over a year ago

Swansea

Hahaha it was only meant as a light hearted bit of fun not a serious comedy sketch , although point taken I might need to up my game and I will see if I can improve and do a bit better next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha it was only meant as a light hearted bit of fun not a serious comedy sketch , although point taken I might need to up my game and I will see if I can improve and do a bit better next time "

Chuckle! Must do better - and sometimes less is more for comedy impact!

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By *obbo44 OP Man
over a year ago

Swansea

"Hahaha it was only meant as a light hearted bit of fun not a serious comedy sketch , although point taken I might need to up my game and I will see if I can improve and do a bit better next time

Chuckle! Must do better - and sometimes less is more for comedy impact! "

I tell every girl I meet that works every time

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By *inkycoupleMFxxxCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Omg!! Funniest thread iv read on here

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Thank you op...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, your meet actually sharted on you? Dear me

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Fantastic post but I'm sure that someone , somewhere has actually had this issue

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I soooooooo need HELP I have been seeing a regular now for a when and she is amazing she gives cracking head and I mean it is amazing she has an awsome tight body and a lovely tight warm pussy where my inner child feels like he has gone home every time he's there perfect right BUT and it's a big BUT .she waits like a sniper waiting to take out 1 of the Taliban u til I am down there 10 minutes in where you know you are to far in to stop now you got to see this through til the end and air is limited so every breath counts and then right at that time she farts and it so t no silent fart th is is like a mattress warmer fart and it smells and last time just as I was pulling away she held my head and.lifted herself at the same time as she farted and a little nugget came out and landed on the tip of my nose like a boulder on an america cliff face waiting to drop off i didnt know whether to flick it off or keep admiring how well it perched there , anyway what you think guys should I stay or is it too much stink for a bit of pink ???"

Deal breaker.

True ladies don’t do that kind of thing

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