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Straight males are very funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was walking through the town centre where i live. Always a group of males with one women in the middle of them. Because men look a bit lost if they haven't got a woman standing next to them. The woman is always cross eyed. Mouth open. Looks like her brain has just fallen out.

One male stood out from the rest. He had a woman next to him. Her hair was up in a bun (obviously) and she was shouting at him. I heard her shouting "give me the fucking keys to the car". He replied "okay here are the keys. Give me a hug because i love you". She shouted back "fuck off i hate you". She then walked away angrily.

He walked over to a bus shelter and lit a cigarette. Everyone laughed at him. I laughed at him. His face red with embarrassment because he knew he was a weak, pathetic doormat and there was nothing he could do about it because he loved women so much.

The End

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a forum for stories and fantasies

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Cool story ..do they go on jezza next week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so you laughed at him.

youre a bully. and as you laughed at him with a group of people youre a weak pathetic bully that cannot stand on his own two feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're getting boring. Again.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The James Bond movie on at the moment is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You laughed at a man you judged to be weak ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"The James Bond movie on at the moment is better. "

It’s ‘The Living Daylights’ and rather dire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I forgot to mention she had two buggies (both girls) and she was expecting another. Grr ruined the story

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Still no excuse for laughing at him. Not nice behaviour.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Try again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention she had two buggies (both girls) and she was expecting another. Grr ruined the story "

You are a silly B@stard.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Thank you for so a accurately summing up all straight males from across the social and ethnic demographic. I have been literally in stitches over your anecdote.

THAT IS SO STRAIGHT MEN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're losing your edge.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

That’s the mackems for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres a forum for stories and fantasies"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take "stuff that didn't happen for 500 quid" please.

Nice shaming of a fellow man like yourself by the way. Unless you're gay you're gonna one day be in the same position as that man you are mocking in your story here. Because that's what love does to you. It makes you go blind and lose all senses. It makes you put up with the worst nonsense ever for someone your heart thinks is worth it.

You're a sorry excuse for a man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theres a forum for stories and fantasies"

Does anyone ever read those far fetched stories?

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By *ojoTV/TS
over a year ago

Blackpool

I think the story is mean't (apologies OP if I'm wide of the mark here,,) as an analogy for how the "balance of power" has shifted.

Where, once men strode purposefully. en masse to their local, firm in the knowledge that they had a job that paid, a decent home,a loving wife, well behaved kids and a place in society - now they trail behind the "harpy" as she knows the best place to "score."

Alas it's mostly self-inflicted...they were never satisfied with "her indoors", they wanted the "dolly bird" in accounts too...

Result....Broken Britain, displaced men and "harpies" calling the shots on the streets, and between the sheets.

Men suck it up....you only have yourselves to blame!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the story is mean't (apologies OP if I'm wide of the mark here,,) as an analogy for how the "balance of power" has shifted.

Where, once men strode purposefully. en masse to their local, firm in the knowledge that they had a job that paid, a decent home,a loving wife, well behaved kids and a place in society - now they trail behind the "harpy" as she knows the best place to "score."

Alas it's mostly self-inflicted...they were never satisfied with "her indoors", they wanted the "dolly bird" in accounts too...

Result....Broken Britain, displaced men and "harpies" calling the shots on the streets, and between the sheets.

Men suck it up....you only have yourselves to blame! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres a forum for stories and fantasies

Does anyone ever read those far fetched stories?"

I read one about a straight lad being turned bi by a group of men. That was quite good but the sex stuff was too man orientated.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Op - are you by any chance brand ambassador for this particular tribe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was walking through the town centre where i live. Always a group of males with one women in the middle of them. Because men look a bit lost if they haven't got a woman standing next to them. The woman is always cross eyed. Mouth open. Looks like her brain has just fallen out.

One male stood out from the rest. He had a woman next to him. Her hair was up in a bun (obviously) and she was shouting at him. I heard her shouting "give me the fucking keys to the car". He replied "okay here are the keys. Give me a hug because i love you". She shouted back "fuck off i hate you". She then walked away angrily.

He walked over to a bus shelter and lit a cigarette. Everyone laughed at him. I laughed at him. His face red with embarrassment because he knew he was a weak, pathetic doormat and there was nothing he could do about it because he loved women so much.

The End"

You really dislike us straight men judging by your posts. Bless you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was walking through the town centre where i live. Always a group of males with one women in the middle of them. Because men look a bit lost if they haven't got a woman standing next to them. The woman is always cross eyed. Mouth open. Looks like her brain has just fallen out.

One male stood out from the rest. He had a woman next to him. Her hair was up in a bun (obviously) and she was shouting at him. I heard her shouting "give me the fucking keys to the car". He replied "okay here are the keys. Give me a hug because i love you". She shouted back "fuck off i hate you". She then walked away angrily.

He walked over to a bus shelter and lit a cigarette. Everyone laughed at him. I laughed at him. His face red with embarrassment because he knew he was a weak, pathetic doormat and there was nothing he could do about it because he loved women so much.

The End"

What an odd pointless post.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Emancipation is a not a very nice trait, well for me.

Either sex.

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By *ojoTV/TS
over a year ago

Blackpool

With greatest of respect to the two posters (Norfolk & Market Harborough), you two will struggle with the scene conjured up by the OP....because you just won't see it around your area.

But down here in the "grime ridden poverty plus " bits of the country it's a fact of life....that the male of the species is slowly becoming the lowest rung of the food chain (if you will!).

The girls start off stupid, get knocked up, wise up...then meet half-soaked harry who's a nice enough lad, but just not as street wise as "harpy with toddler".

She beguiles him and pretty soon he takes the kid as his own (now as you know...this is now accepted in society, yet when it's the other way around....very few and far between..)

Trapped he convinces himself he'll be ok....she slowly turns the screw....she makes every decision....he knows nothing.

Then "pop" Deano with the tattoos n the largest market share of Cocaine in the area, shows her a bit of attention (and free )...and she's off to free for eva heaven.

Our lad is still expected to clear their combined debts..do child minding every week-end, basically wipe up the sh*t she's left.

Hence my motto "If you can't beat 'em...and its patently obvious you can't...join 'em!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With greatest of respect to the two posters (Norfolk & Market Harborough), you two will struggle with the scene conjured up by the OP....because you just won't see it around your area.

But down here in the "grime ridden poverty plus " bits of the country it's a fact of life....that the male of the species is slowly becoming the lowest rung of the food chain (if you will!).

The girls start off stupid, get knocked up, wise up...then meet half-soaked harry who's a nice enough lad, but just not as street wise as "harpy with toddler".

She beguiles him and pretty soon he takes the kid as his own (now as you know...this is now accepted in society, yet when it's the other way around....very few and far between..)

Trapped he convinces himself he'll be ok....she slowly turns the screw....she makes every decision....he knows nothing.

Then "pop" Deano with the tattoos n the largest market share of Cocaine in the area, shows her a bit of attention (and free )...and she's off to free for eva heaven.

Our lad is still expected to clear their combined debts..do child minding every week-end, basically wipe up the sh*t she's left.

Hence my motto "If you can't beat 'em...and its patently obvious you can't...join 'em!)

"

So by living in Norfolk means what? You do know people can move areas yes? What a silly comment

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By *ojoTV/TS
over a year ago

Blackpool

Is that by a Massey Ferguson, pulling a trailer full of carrots?

Silly silly comments seem to be in abundance tonight....

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

How do we know he was straight?

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By *ojoTV/TS
over a year ago

Blackpool

Because he'd be living in Newcastle if he wasn't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else confused slightly?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Because he'd be living in Newcastle if he wasn't..."

Ooh sick burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else confused slightly? "

Me, over here....haven’t got the slightest idea about what’s going on.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"You're losing your edge."

Edge....? He's got as much edge as a half deflated balloon....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why was her hair up in a bun 'obviously'? What if her hair had been hanging down?

Op your post makes no sense..go have a lay down

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