FabSwingers.com forum: Words that make your toes curl.

By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

I’ll start.

Hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog and shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curl in a good way or cringe way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butty

Babes

Tea ( as in dinner)

I’ve many more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Curl in a good way or cringe way "

In a cringe way!

I didn’t know they could curl in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foot massage or back scratch

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By *ancsUpForFunMan
over a year ago

Morecambe

"Butty

Babes

Tea ( as in dinner)

I’ve many more "

But if you're in south Yorkshire it is 'Tea' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

motherfucker.

just no need for it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Curl up your toes

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ll start.

Hubby "

With you on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flavoursome.

I don't know where it came from. It wasn't a word ten years ago and it shouldn't be one now.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

I want your babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curl in a good way or cringe way

In a cringe way!

I didn’t know they could curl in a good way. "

Oooh, you've never had someone whisper something very seductive in your ears then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butty

Babes

Tea ( as in dinner)

I’ve many more

But if you're in south Yorkshire it is 'Tea' lol

But I’m southern !!! I don’t give a flying chuff where I am

Dinner it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banter and moist

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Curl in a good way or cringe way

In a cringe way!

I didn’t know they could curl in a good way.

Oooh, you've never had someone whisper something very seductive in your ears then

I have, but other parts of me were affected!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gusset

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"I’ll start.

Hubby "

But I love hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange

Minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curl in a good way or cringe way

In a cringe way!

I didn’t know they could curl in a good way.

Oooh, you've never had someone whisper something very seductive in your ears then

I have, but other parts of me were affected! "

It didn't start at your toes and work up then

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By *carlettVanillaWoman
over a year ago

Gloucesterish

Pussy ....I think I prefer any other word for it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who knows how to suck the D proper

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Titties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banter and moist

I love the word moist, only cos my missus hates it ??

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Butty

Babes

Tea ( as in dinner)

I’ve many more

But if you're in south Yorkshire it is 'Tea' lol

But I’m southern !!! I don’t give a flying chuff where I am

Dinner it is

I must get my dinner,sorry,"tea" jacket sorted for New Years......

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"I’ll start.

Hubby

But I love hubby

That’s ok. But it’s a cringe for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simples

Jog on

End of

Fact !

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By *ancsUpForFunMan
over a year ago

Morecambe

"Butty

Babes

Tea ( as in dinner)

I’ve many more

But if you're in south Yorkshire it is 'Tea' lol

But I’m southern !!! I don’t give a flying chuff where I am

Dinner it is

Being a soft southerner is no excuse, embrace your new surroundings and enjoy your 'Tea' with a nice cup of Tea !

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Pussy ....I think I prefer any other word for it...

Cat or feline?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curl in a good way or cringe way

In a cringe way!

I didn’t know they could curl in a good way.

Oooh, you've never had someone whisper something very seductive in your ears then

Womens toes curl during orgasm. Or is that just real ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussy ....I think I prefer any other word for it...

Cat or feline?"

Very good

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Literally is literally the most overused word of the century which makes me literally hate it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using “ super “ eg super good, I hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minx, especially nawty ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See I've always thought toes curl was in a good way?

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By *rs PurchaseWoman
over a year ago

Pear Tree Productions

Minge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun

Fanny

Like (some people say this word far too much in a conversation)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Lol. Loathe it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowflake

Gusset

Minge

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Frangipane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milf

Gilf

Pussy

Cougar

Babe

Her in doors

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Lol. Loathe it."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer

Hun

C*nt

Minge

Babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banter and moist

I love the word moist, only cos my missus hates it ??"

Missus...

There's another word i hate

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Panties

That could actually put me off meeting someone.

Lex

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Not quite to-curling, but I really despise nice

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Moist. Panties. In a sentence together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist. Panties. In a sentence together?

And yet, every evening, I make your panties moist, Meli.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Soft and moist...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Moist. Panties. In a sentence together?

And yet, every evening, I make your panties moist, Meli.

Because I pee myself with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist. Panties. In a sentence together?

And yet, every evening, I make your panties moist, Meli.

Because I pee myself with laughter

Word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butty

Babes

Tea ( as in dinner)

I’ve many more

But if you're in south Yorkshire it is 'Tea' lol

But I’m southern !!! I don’t give a flying chuff where I am

Dinner it is

I bet you say Lunch instead of dinner

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Flavoursome.

I don't know where it came from. It wasn't a word ten years ago and it shouldn't be one now."

It's NOT a word!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don’t like the terms ‘cut’ and ‘uncut’ when describing a penis.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I cannot, and I mean cannot, stand the words soup and sandwich together.

They horrifying me. I have no idea why.

My daughter thinks this is hilarious and takes great joy in pointing this phrase out to me on menus up and down the land.

Urgh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flavoursome.

I don't know where it came from. It wasn't a word ten years ago and it shouldn't be one now.

It's NOT a word!"

Well tell my wife that then!

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Clitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 24/10/18 21:10:13]"

UNLOS?

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow (for now)

Foot cramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oblong, jez just cringing typing that, ffs they are rectangles!!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

C*nt ... I loathe that word!!!!

Bad enough out of guys mouth but even worse when it’s a female ... why? Just WHY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toes

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan
over a year ago

Fylde

Pamphlet.

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

Bae and Bants

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Cum slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun, babe/babes especially when from random stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butty

Babes

Tea ( as in dinner)

I’ve many more

But if you're in south Yorkshire it is 'Tea' lol

But I’m southern !!! I don’t give a flying chuff where I am

Dinner it is

I bet you say Lunch instead of dinner

I do .. because lunch is lunch

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Banter"

Dingdingding!

Fucking hate it and especially any variation of, such as "bantz"

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Flange

Minge "

Not going for the hattrick with "clunge"?

Why is it that there seems to be this affinity between slang for girly bits and the letters N, G and E?

Always wondered that...

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Oblong, jez just cringing typing that, ffs they are rectangles!!!"

A rectangle can be a square, but an oblong can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun

Bab

Duck

Clunge

And the biggest one.... No

. Don't like to be told no as means I'm not getting my own way

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'll see your hubby and raise you with wifey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BASTARD....

Cunt

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"I'll see your hubby and raise you with wifey. "

Agreed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Botty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll see your hubby and raise you with wifey.

Agreed "

Oh, wifey. You just know they’re terrible people if they say that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matey

Wifey

Fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The C word. (Can’t even type it!)

Moist

Hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not quite to-curling, but I really despise nice"

Are you an English teacher?

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Cunt

Hate hearing it or saying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist.....unless it’s coming out of Paul Hollywood’s mouth then it’s ok

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"The C word. (Can’t even type it!)

Moist

Hun

This ^

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Brexit & any similar word..Brangelina etc.

Like, as in "I was like walking & this bloke like..etc etc"

Contemporary used instead of modern (getting into pedantry here I realise).

oooh so many more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be "fanny"

Makes me think old lady and once that image is in my head, sex is out the window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Fab - darling, hun, honey, babe, wifey, willy, clunge, moist, panties, jizz, gawjus, nawty, discrete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Panties"

Absolutely this!

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By *achelross1978Couple
over a year ago

Blackwood

HUN

Really don't like it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Detest the C word ... Nice

Anyone calling me babe, sweetie or hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea "

Hahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and meh"
yes how could you let it go passed your lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Panties"
panties is just creepy

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Political correctness.

This is simply an over hawked phrase to mean "You will not have an opinion and will conform to that dictated to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A grown man wrote 'yummy' and 'yuk' on here the other day, jeez that made me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A grown man wrote 'yummy' and 'yuk' on here the other day, jeez that made me cringe."

I saw that, he was 45

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Harassment, when it's mispronounced ( which is most of the time) as Harris-ment! Really annoys me

Incidentally,how do you do the green barf-face emoji?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lowercase lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You’re nicked”

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treble when the word should be triple. Treble is a high frequency sound, not three of something.

Does your hifi have a triple knob?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Responses that alway start with “So.....”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fondle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fondle"

Ha. Not grope?

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By *iliciousCouple
over a year ago

Sussex/Surrey

Destroy - as in “he destroyed me” often found on here.

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By *iliciousCouple
over a year ago

Sussex/Surrey

“Discrete” when people mean “discreet”

In veris where someone says “left me wanting more”. Well it couldn’t have been that good then could it?

“Women” when it is just one “woman”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fondle

Ha. Not grope?"

Lol grope is the lesser of two evils out of the two

Fondle sounds a lot more pervy

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Nawty. Aaaaargh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Bestie’ It makes me cringe.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I'll see your hubby and raise you with wifey.

Agreed

Oh, wifey. You just know they’re terrible people if they say that."

Absolutely.

Others I dislike:

Bae

Lil instead of little.

Conversate

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

And yes someone said gawjus, agree with that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"
that's not a word that's a feeling and panties God the amount of British people who describe knickers as panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gunt

Clunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Imma” in place of “I’m gonna”, eg “Imma kick your ass”. You saved yourself one syllable. Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banter

Hun

Just two of my most hated words lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And yes someone said gawjus, agree with that one. "

That too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Detest the C word ... Nice

Anyone calling me babe, sweetie or hun

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Treble when the word should be triple. Treble is a high frequency sound, not three of something.

Does your hifi have a triple knob? "

Yes & it goes to 11..

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