FabSwingers.com forum: A guaranteed lie

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were going to tell a lie on FAB to improve your paltry chances of a meet, what would it be.

For all those liars claiming never to have told a porky, this is rather tongue in cheek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nickname at school was tripod.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm good in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't eat all the food before or after sex.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm Tom Hardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm single"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not looking for anything serious!

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm not looking for anything serious! "

I have a BBC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gymnast

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m selective of who I meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely tell the whole truth. It's never impeded my efforts and no one seems to have noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a cave man newley thawedout give woman now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to talk before or after sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd turn up late with tidemarks on my shirt sleeves. Apologise.

"Those orphan baby dolphins just wouldn't let me leave."

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Of course I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know what you look like. I don’t even want a conversation. I just want to get in my car and drive to yours and fuck you hard right now!

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I can breathe through my ears....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" If you were going to tell a lie on FAB to improve your paltry chances of a meet, what would it be.

For all those liars claiming never to have told a porky, this is rather tongue in cheek!"
I supply the best sex you'll ever get here and that's the gods honest truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I've read your profile ...

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By *ubbynwifeCouple
over a year ago

basildon

"My nickname at school was tripod. "

Coz you smell like tripe and your a lil bit odd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you and your other half can use me as you’re toy and I promise not to meet anyone else

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By *ubbynwifeCouple
over a year ago

basildon

"My nickname at school was tripod. "

Coz you smell like tripe and your a lil bit odd?????

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"My nickname at school was tripod.

Coz you smell like tripe and your a lil bit odd?????"

Congratulations, you've managed to add 4 more question marks from your post 13 weeks ago

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My nickname at school was tripod.

Coz you smell like tripe and your a lil bit odd?????

Congratulations, you've managed to add 4 more question marks from your post 13 weeks ago

That's progress for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a true sex god, I've mastered all the techniques of the erotique touch and tease and my huge john thomas can fill a pint glass in a single reload.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm a true sex god, I've mastered all the techniques of the erotique touch and tease and my huge john thomas can fill a pint glass in a single reload."

I was well impressed for a minute, then remembered which thread I was on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a true sex god, I've mastered all the techniques of the erotique touch and tease and my huge john thomas can fill a pint glass in a single reload.

I was well impressed for a minute, then remembered which thread I was on

What if I lied about lying

The mystery intensifies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only do socials first

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