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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

procure heating for free ?

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Rub your hands together really fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gather sticks from the woods and burn them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for a storm and gather up fallen branches

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"procure heating for free ? "

Go out-a gathering sticks in the woods?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Friend of mine told me about a squat in Ireland he visited where they had a layer of horseshit under the carpet.

Produces heat apparently....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Friend of mine told me about a squat in Ireland he visited where they had a layer of horseshit under the carpet.

Produces heat apparently....

Yeah, muckheaps can burst into flames they get so hot.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I jus applied for the warm home thing that knocks £140 off your bill but won't hear whether i got it for another 4 weeks yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gather all the bullshit some spout on fab.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Move into the flat above a baker's, sun tanning salon or any takeaway. Solar panels might be an option.

Or get a wood burner fire/oven and start foraging for chopped down wood left by council workers, after major tree works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit by next doors fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move into a terrace and bask in the warm glow of your neighbours. Assuming they have the heating on yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round up all the menopausel lady’s around fab and position one in every corner of every room in your house.

Voila... hot flushed sweaty house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Layers, layers and more layers apparently ... I don't feel the cold too much so tend to wear summer clothes all year round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move next door to a cannabis factory....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Coat yourself in a thick layer of Ralgex, (avoiding eyes and anus.)

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"procure heating for free ? "

You can’t procure anything for free, procurement is purchasing/ buying

To get heating for free is almost impossible

But you can get undersoil heating systems

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Have you got a onesie?

Lol two of you in a onesie woukd generate lots of heat...

Obviously you’d have to pick the right partner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move next door to a cannabis factory...."

where might this factory be? asking for a friend

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I have an immersion heater you could use for free.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"procure heating for free ?

You can’t procure anything for free, procurement is purchasing/ buying

To get heating for free is almost impossible

But you can get undersoil heating systems "

No it isn't.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Have you got a onesie?

Lol two of you in a onesie woukd generate lots of heat...

Obviously you’d have to pick the right partner..."

I gave my onsies away cos I hated bare chested peeing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move next door to a cannabis factory....

where might this factory be? asking for a friend"
look for the one with all the birds on the roof keeping warm or the house with no snow or ice on it when everyone else’s is covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you old enough to qualify for winter fuel payments?

You could buy a fluffy onesie, thermal vest and long johns, socks and slippers, bobble hats in doors, blankets. Buy draft excluders for your doors, have blinds and thick curtains. Get free loft insulation.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Have you got a onesie?

Lol two of you in a onesie woukd generate lots of heat...

Obviously you’d have to pick the right partner...

I gave my onsies away cos I hated bare chested peeing"

Onsies are the work of the devil.

I had one with a head and a tail (someone bought for me, fuck knows why). Both dangled in the bog at some stage.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Are you old enough to qualify for winter fuel payments?

Awwwwwwww Annie those are such good ideas. I have all those but there are certain problems I have such as ...... being rich but fucking tight. Oh .... I have no curtains cos im not overlooked at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you old enough to qualify for winter fuel payments?

Awwwwwwww Annie those are such good ideas. I have all those but there are certain problems I have such as ...... being rich but fucking tight. Oh .... I have no curtains cos im not overlooked at all. "

The richest people usually are tight, that's why they're rich! I'd class heat as a luxury that you should spend on.

My house is on 32 degrees but I hate being cold when I get out the bath or shower and I have underfloor heating in my bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Acquire a troupe of penguins and huddle in the middle?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Get friendly with the gas man. Burn your furniture. Offer the coal man a blow job. Wire your meters in to next doors.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Stop being so tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry a rich man who feels the cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"procure heating for free ? "

Get yourself admitted to hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rub your hands together really fast "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"procure heating for free ? "
wood burning stove, then logs from woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friend of mine told me about a squat in Ireland he visited where they had a layer of horseshit under the carpet.

Produces heat apparently....

Peat perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Round up all the menopausel lady’s around fab and position one in every corner of every room in your house.

Voila... hot flushed sweaty house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set fire to the floor boards, Viola

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