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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

procure heating for free ?

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Rub your hands together really fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gather sticks from the woods and burn them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for a storm and gather up fallen branches

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"procure heating for free ? "

Go out-a gathering sticks in the woods?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Friend of mine told me about a squat in Ireland he visited where they had a layer of horseshit under the carpet.

Produces heat apparently....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Friend of mine told me about a squat in Ireland he visited where they had a layer of horseshit under the carpet.

Produces heat apparently....

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Yeah, muckheaps can burst into flames they get so hot.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I jus applied for the warm home thing that knocks £140 off your bill but won't hear whether i got it for another 4 weeks yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gather all the bullshit some spout on fab.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Move into the flat above a baker's, sun tanning salon or any takeaway. Solar panels might be an option.

Or get a wood burner fire/oven and start foraging for chopped down wood left by council workers, after major tree works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit by next doors fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move into a terrace and bask in the warm glow of your neighbours. Assuming they have the heating on yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round up all the menopausel lady’s around fab and position one in every corner of every room in your house.

Voila... hot flushed sweaty house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Layers, layers and more layers apparently ... I don't feel the cold too much so tend to wear summer clothes all year round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move next door to a cannabis factory....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Coat yourself in a thick layer of Ralgex, (avoiding eyes and anus.)

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"procure heating for free ? "

You can’t procure anything for free, procurement is purchasing/ buying

To get heating for free is almost impossible

But you can get undersoil heating systems

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Have you got a onesie?

Lol two of you in a onesie woukd generate lots of heat...

Obviously you’d have to pick the right partner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Move next door to a cannabis factory...."

where might this factory be? asking for a friend

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I have an immersion heater you could use for free.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"procure heating for free ?

You can’t procure anything for free, procurement is purchasing/ buying

To get heating for free is almost impossible

But you can get undersoil heating systems "

No it isn't.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Have you got a onesie?

Lol two of you in a onesie woukd generate lots of heat...

Obviously you’d have to pick the right partner..."

I gave my onsies away cos I hated bare chested peeing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Move next door to a cannabis factory....

where might this factory be? asking for a friend"
look for the one with all the birds on the roof keeping warm or the house with no snow or ice on it when everyone else’s is covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you old enough to qualify for winter fuel payments?

You could buy a fluffy onesie, thermal vest and long johns, socks and slippers, bobble hats in doors, blankets. Buy draft excluders for your doors, have blinds and thick curtains. Get free loft insulation.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Have you got a onesie?

Lol two of you in a onesie woukd generate lots of heat...

Obviously you’d have to pick the right partner...

I gave my onsies away cos I hated bare chested peeing"

Onsies are the work of the devil.

I had one with a head and a tail (someone bought for me, fuck knows why). Both dangled in the bog at some stage.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Are you old enough to qualify for winter fuel payments?

You could buy a fluffy onesie, thermal vest and long johns, socks and slippers, bobble hats in doors, blankets. Buy draft excluders for your doors, have blinds and thick curtains. Get free loft insulation. "

Awwwwwwww Annie those are such good ideas. I have all those but there are certain problems I have such as ...... being rich but fucking tight. Oh .... I have no curtains cos im not overlooked at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you old enough to qualify for winter fuel payments?

You could buy a fluffy onesie, thermal vest and long johns, socks and slippers, bobble hats in doors, blankets. Buy draft excluders for your doors, have blinds and thick curtains. Get free loft insulation.

Awwwwwwww Annie those are such good ideas. I have all those but there are certain problems I have such as ...... being rich but fucking tight. Oh .... I have no curtains cos im not overlooked at all. "

The richest people usually are tight, that's why they're rich! I'd class heat as a luxury that you should spend on.

My house is on 32 degrees but I hate being cold when I get out the bath or shower and I have underfloor heating in my bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Acquire a troupe of penguins and huddle in the middle?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Get friendly with the gas man. Burn your furniture. Offer the coal man a blow job. Wire your meters in to next doors.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Stop being so tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry a rich man who feels the cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"procure heating for free ? "

Get yourself admitted to hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub your hands together really fast "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"procure heating for free ? "
wood burning stove, then logs from woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Friend of mine told me about a squat in Ireland he visited where they had a layer of horseshit under the carpet.

Produces heat apparently....

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Peat perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Round up all the menopausel lady’s around fab and position one in every corner of every room in your house.

Voila... hot flushed sweaty house "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set fire to the floor boards, Viola

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