FabSwingers.com forum: i have been a naughty boy

By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

I have a block of flats next door, they have a smallish tree right up close to my front garden, I started off cutting of a few branches that over hand my fence line, which your allowed to do, But then I thought if a jobs worth doing its worth doing right, so climbed up the middle of the tree and cut off a shit load more lol, do you think anyone will be knocking on my door to complain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s a block of flats I doubt if anyone will care too much, if it was a single residence I expect there would be trouble!

How badly did you cut it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What were you wearing at the time of the incident?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always feel sorry for trees over a fence. They always have one flat side from a grumpy neighbour.

Let them be trees. All shaggy and suchlike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always feel sorry for trees over a fence. They always have one flat side from a grumpy neighbour.

Let them be trees. All shaggy and suchlike"

Free the foliage!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you've been here too long when you're reading that story and expecting the next line to say that he climbed the tree, looked in someone's window to watch them undress whilst he watched and burped his worm.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If it's a protected tree you could be in trouble.

What was it about the poor tree that offended you so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always feel sorry for trees over a fence. They always have one flat side from a grumpy neighbour.

Let them be trees. All shaggy and suchlike

Free the foliage!!! "

Free the tree!

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By *rygveMan
over a year ago

The Shires

Just remember to return the branches to the flat side as technically they still own what has been cut off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always feel sorry for trees over a fence. They always have one flat side from a grumpy neighbour.

Let them be trees. All shaggy and suchlike

Free the foliage!!! "

Exactly!. Let me just adjust my leaf crown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always feel sorry for trees over a fence. They always have one flat side from a grumpy neighbour.

Let them be trees. All shaggy and suchlike

Free the foliage!!!

Free the tree!"

Yay

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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"If it’s a block of flats I doubt if anyone will care too much, if it was a single residence I expect there would be trouble!

How badly did you cut it?

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I cut a load of low down branches to raise the canopy so let more light into the front garden, and had a few medium height branches that spanned out quite a bit of distance, so it is overall a slimmer tree now, I think it looks much tidier than it did all round now

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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"I always feel sorry for trees over a fence. They always have one flat side from a grumpy neighbour.

Let them be trees. All shaggy and suchlike"
that's exactly how it was looking from the first time I cut just my side of the tree, but now I have been all round, it looks much more balanced and tidy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you've been here too long when you're reading that story and expecting the next line to say that he climbed the tree, looked in someone's window to watch them undress whilst he watched and burped his worm. "

Thats exactly how I thought the story was going to go....disappointed

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