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" Crikey that was rather direct "Wasn't it . She was a young whippersnapper though.
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"We went to an art exhibition this morning. The woman showing us round asked if we'd like the notes in large print
We've officially crossed the line into old "It's when they ask if you would like it in brail or an audio tape that you should be concerned | |||
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"You think you've got a problem. I went to get up of a carpet where i'd been listening to a talk in a gallery and someone put out their arm and asked me if I needed a hand up ...... I nearly bit myself I snapped so fast."
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"We went to an art exhibition this morning. The woman showing us round asked if we'd like the notes in large print
We've officially crossed the line into old "I think they cottoned onto your sense of adventure and assumed you're getting so much sex you're bound to be going blind  | |||
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"Did she talk reeeally slowly and extra loud too, incase you're a bit deaf "Ha ha, no. Mind you when we started looking at the pictures we felt as if she needed to. I really don't understand a lot of art, give me a nice picture of a basketball kittens any day  | |||
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"We went to an art exhibition this morning. The woman showing us round asked if we'd like the notes in large print
We've officially crossed the line into old I think they cottoned onto your sense of adventure and assumed you're getting so much sex you're bound to be going blind "Now, I didn't think of that but now you mention it... | |||
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"Did she talk reeeally slowly and extra loud too, incase you're a bit deaf
Ha ha, no. Mind you when we started looking at the pictures we felt as if she needed to. I really don't understand a lot of art, give me a nice picture of a basketball kittens any day "Basket of kittens oh Lord maybe I do need the large print after all | |||
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"We went to an art exhibition this morning. The woman showing us round asked if we'd like the notes in large print
We've officially crossed the line into old
It's when they ask if you would like it in brail or an audio tape that you should be concerned " | |||
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"If the skin on your cheeks pulls tight as Mr's penis slides into you then yes, you are old. When it stops happening then you are really old!" Which cheeks? . If I keep my body stocking on it all pulls tight  | |||
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"It's all about outlook. When they cart you both off to the old folks home see it as a new oppertunity for convinent swinger friends to pervert rather than time to hang up your boots. Maybe that's an idea, a retirement home/community for swingers. At least people would leave with a smile on their face." At least we wouldn't have to go out after dark | |||
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"If the skin on your cheeks pulls tight as Mr's penis slides into you then yes, you are old. When it stops happening then you are really old! Which cheeks? . If I keep my body stocking on it all pulls tight "  | |||
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"Did she talk reeeally slowly and extra loud too, incase you're a bit deaf
Ha ha, no. Mind you when we started looking at the pictures we felt as if she needed to. I really don't understand a lot of art, give me a nice picture of a basketball kittens any day
Basket of kittens oh Lord maybe I do need the large print after all " | |||
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"That was rude maybe they were jealous of your figures " I don't think she was being rude. She was about 23 we must look ancient to her . | |||
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"We went to an art exhibition this morning. The woman showing us round asked if we'd like the notes in large print
We've officially crossed the line into old "Well done and congratulations!! Next goal is to be ‘twerleys’ | |||
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"That was rude maybe they were jealous of your figures I don't think she was being rude. She was about 23 we must look ancient to her ."You look good to me from what I can see ? Because I'm naturally dark I've had it in a few occasions people think I'm foreign (Spanish,Portuguese,Italian etc?) And start speaking slowly as if I'm a baby | |||
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"We went to an art exhibition this morning. The woman showing us round asked if we'd like the notes in large print
We've officially crossed the line into old "More importantly what was your answer, did you bashfully look at the ground and whisper "yes please" | |||
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"We went to an art exhibition this morning. The woman showing us round asked if we'd like the notes in large print
We've officially crossed the line into old
Well done and congratulations!! Next goal is to be ‘twerleys’ "What's a twerley? Do we want to be one? | |||
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"That was rude maybe they were jealous of your figures I don't think she was being rude. She was about 23 we must look ancient to her .
You look good to me from what I can see ?
Because I'm naturally dark I've had it in a few occasions people think I'm foreign (Spanish,Portuguese,Italian etc?) And start speaking slowly as if I'm a baby "Oh dear
We often get younger people ask us if we can use the internet | |||
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"We went to an art exhibition this morning. The woman showing us round asked if we'd like the notes in large print
We've officially crossed the line into old
More importantly what was your answer, did you bashfully look at the ground and whisper "yes please" "Lol no. We said "no thank you" then slunk off to try and decipher modern art | |||
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"That was rude maybe they were jealous of your figures I don't think she was being rude. She was about 23 we must look ancient to her .
You look good to me from what I can see ?
Because I'm naturally dark I've had it in a few occasions people think I'm foreign (Spanish,Portuguese,Italian etc?) And start speaking slowly as if I'm a baby
Oh dear
We often get younger people ask us if we can use the internet "Could be worse, they could ask if you settled after the battle | |||
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" What's a twerley? Do we want to be one? "You get on the bus, show your pass and the driver says “Sorry love, your twerley” (to early) | |||
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"That was rude maybe they were jealous of your figures I don't think she was being rude. She was about 23 we must look ancient to her .
You look good to me from what I can see ?
Because I'm naturally dark I've had it in a few occasions people think I'm foreign (Spanish,Portuguese,Italian etc?) And start speaking slowly as if I'm a baby
Oh dear
We often get younger people ask us if we can use the internet "That's cringe 
Funnily when I was shopping in Sainsbury's in St Leonard's I had this woman on the checkout spell each letter out when serving me  | |||
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" What's a twerley? Do we want to be one?
You get on the bus, show your pass and the driver says “Sorry love, your twerley” (to early) "Oh, we don't qualify for a bus pass yet, you have to be actual retirement age. I think they just raised that to 104 didn't they | |||
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"It's all about outlook. When they cart you both off to the old folks home see it as a new oppertunity for convinent swinger friends to pervert rather than time to hang up your boots. Maybe that's an idea, a retirement home/community for swingers. At least people would leave with a smile on their face." But you won't be able to remember if youve had sex, or about to have it, more the point who with. | |||
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"That was rude maybe they were jealous of your figures I don't think she was being rude. She was about 23 we must look ancient to her .
You look good to me from what I can see ?
Because I'm naturally dark I've had it in a few occasions people think I'm foreign (Spanish,Portuguese,Italian etc?) And start speaking slowly as if I'm a baby
Oh dear
We often get younger people ask us if we can use the internet
That's cringe
Funnily when I was shopping in Sainsbury's in St Leonard's I had this woman on the checkout spell each letter out when serving me "We've started to reply "yes, what would you like to know about it?" .
It must be the area | |||
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"That was rude maybe they were jealous of your figures I don't think she was being rude. She was about 23 we must look ancient to her .
You look good to me from what I can see ?
Because I'm naturally dark I've had it in a few occasions people think I'm foreign (Spanish,Portuguese,Italian etc?) And start speaking slowly as if I'm a baby
Oh dear
We often get younger people ask us if we can use the internet
That's cringe
Funnily when I was shopping in Sainsbury's in St Leonard's I had this woman on the checkout spell each letter out when serving me
We've started to reply "yes, what would you like to know about it?" .
It must be the area "And the Havelock pub | |||
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" What's a twerley? Do we want to be one?
You get on the bus, show your pass and the driver says “Sorry love, your twerley” (to early)
Oh, we don't qualify for a bus pass yet, you have to be actual retirement age. I think they just raised that to 104 didn't they "We get a Boris pass here in London when we hit 60. | |||
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"As much as I want to be offended for you, I would have said yes please." we weren't offended just at the realisation that we look like we need it | |||
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"OUCH! It's like the first time the barber/hairdresser asks "shall I just trim your ears too?" I imagine....! " Lol, yep. | |||
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"As much as I want to be offended for you, I would have said yes please. we weren't offended just at the realisation that we look like we need it "Maybe she needed Specsavers herself?! | |||
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"As much as I want to be offended for you, I would have said yes please. we weren't offended just at the realisation that we look like we need it
Maybe she needed Specsavers herself?!"Bless her. She was just doing her job making sure the oldies knew what was going on. | |||
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"As much as I want to be offended for you, I would have said yes please. we weren't offended just at the realisation that we look like we need it
Maybe she needed Specsavers herself?!
Bless her. She was just doing her job making sure the oldies knew what was going on."When she offers to hold your hand and help you cross the road is the time you know it's time | |||
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"As much as I want to be offended for you, I would have said yes please. we weren't offended just at the realisation that we look like we need it
Maybe she needed Specsavers herself?!
Bless her. She was just doing her job making sure the oldies knew what was going on.
When she offers to hold your hand and help you cross the road is the time you know it's time "they'll just put a sign outside their house.... | |||
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"As much as I want to be offended for you, I would have said yes please. we weren't offended just at the realisation that we look like we need it
Maybe she needed Specsavers herself?!
Bless her. She was just doing her job making sure the oldies knew what was going on.
When she offers to hold your hand and help you cross the road is the time you know it's time "Time to set ourselves adrift on an ice flow | |||
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"As much as I want to be offended for you, I would have said yes please. we weren't offended just at the realisation that we look like we need it
Maybe she needed Specsavers herself?!
Bless her. She was just doing her job making sure the oldies knew what was going on.
When she offers to hold your hand and help you cross the road is the time you know it's time they'll just put a sign outside their house.... " | |||
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" What's a twerley? Do we want to be one?
You get on the bus, show your pass and the driver says “Sorry love, your twerley” (to early)
Oh, we don't qualify for a bus pass yet, you have to be actual retirement age. I think they just raised that to 104 didn't they "Shut up! I got mine at 60. Made me laugh. I've never been on a bus .....well ......hardly. | |||
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"If the skin on your cheeks pulls tight as Mr's penis slides into you then yes, you are old. When it stops happening then you are really old! Which cheeks? . If I keep my body stocking on it all pulls tight "Mmmmm.. body stockings, there's s subject for a thread | |||
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"OUCH! It's like the first time the barber/hairdresser asks "shall I just trim your ears too?" I imagine....! " Or charges a search fee! | |||
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"That was rude maybe they were jealous of your figures I don't think she was being rude. She was about 23 we must look ancient to her .
You look good to me from what I can see ?
Because I'm naturally dark I've had it in a few occasions people think I'm foreign (Spanish,Portuguese,Italian etc?) And start speaking slowly as if I'm a baby
Oh dear
We often get younger people ask us if we can use the internet
That's cringe
Funnily when I was shopping in Sainsbury's in St Leonard's I had this woman on the checkout spell each letter out when serving me
We've started to reply "yes, what would you like to know about it?" .
It must be the area
And the Havelock pub "Gotta love the Havelock, or the tiles at least anyway | |||
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"We went to an art exhibition this morning. The woman showing us round asked if we'd like the notes in large print
We've officially crossed the line into old "Worry when they give you a magnifying glass to look at the exhibits. | |||
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" What's a twerley? Do we want to be one?
You get on the bus, show your pass and the driver says “Sorry love, your twerley” (to early)
Oh, we don't qualify for a bus pass yet, you have to be actual retirement age. I think they just raised that to 104 didn't they
Shut up! I got mine at 60. Made me laugh. I've never been on a bus .....well ......hardly. "Did you!? I'm going to be revolting outside the town hall until the mayor gives me one  | |||
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" Mind you when we started looking at the pictures we felt as if she needed to. I really don't understand a lot of art," I don't understand some of the discriptions the artists put for the work they display and when I do I just don't see what has been written visually. Every so often I'll see something that works for me. | |||
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" Mind you when we started looking at the pictures we felt as if she needed to. I really don't understand a lot of art, I don't understand some of the discriptions the artists put for the work they display and when I do I just don't see what has been written visually. Every so often I'll see something that works for me. " Same for us. One that sticks in my mind as really easy to interpret was a jar of dried pasta letters that was described as something along the lines of "infinite possibilities". | |||
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"You should've asked, if she was on work experience during half term!" | |||
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"You should've asked, if she was on work experience during half term!" Or said ...."Do you know much about art dear ?" | |||
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"You should've asked, if she was on work experience during half term! Or said ...."Do you know much about art dear ?" "But if she'd said she did it would have become painfully obvious that we don't | |||
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"Get the lily of the valley talc out and chuck the massive fist dildo. Oldies don't have sex. "Damn! I didn't get that memo | |||
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"Get the lily of the valley talc out and chuck the massive fist dildo. Oldies don't have sex.
Damn! I didn't get that memo "Maybe you did but the writing was so small you thought the page was blank. | |||
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"Get the lily of the valley talc out and chuck the massive fist dildo. Oldies don't have sex.
Damn! I didn't get that memo
Maybe you did but the writing was so small you thought the page was blank. " | |||
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"That was rude maybe they were jealous of your figures I don't think she was being rude. She was about 23 we must look ancient to her .
You look good to me from what I can see ?
Because I'm naturally dark I've had it in a few occasions people think I'm foreign (Spanish,Portuguese,Italian etc?) And start speaking slowly as if I'm a baby
Oh dear
We often get younger people ask us if we can use the internet
That's cringe
Funnily when I was shopping in Sainsbury's in St Leonard's I had this woman on the checkout spell each letter out when serving me
We've started to reply "yes, what would you like to know about it?" .
It must be the area
And the Havelock pub
Gotta love the Havelock, or the tiles at least anyway"The one in Hastings always had interesting characters... | |||
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"We went to an art exhibition this morning. The woman showing us round asked if we'd like the notes in large print
We've officially crossed the line into old "Haha! You should of asked the price in pounds and shillings and pence. | |||
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"That was rude maybe they were jealous of your figures I don't think she was being rude. She was about 23 we must look ancient to her .
You look good to me from what I can see ?
Because I'm naturally dark I've had it in a few occasions people think I'm foreign (Spanish,Portuguese,Italian etc?) And start speaking slowly as if I'm a baby
Oh dear
We often get younger people ask us if we can use the internet
That's cringe
Funnily when I was shopping in Sainsbury's in St Leonard's I had this woman on the checkout spell each letter out when serving me
We've started to reply "yes, what would you like to know about it?" .
It must be the area
And the Havelock pub
Gotta love the Havelock, or the tiles at least anyway
The one in Hastings always had interesting characters..."Yes I met a very very interesting man in there once. I love Hastings. | |||
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"We went to an art exhibition this morning. The woman showing us round asked if we'd like the notes in large print
We've officially crossed the line into old
Haha! You should of asked the price in pounds and shillings and pence. "we didn't dare even ask the price in any form of Great British pounds. | |||
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"That was rude maybe they were jealous of your figures I don't think she was being rude. She was about 23 we must look ancient to her .
You look good to me from what I can see ?
Because I'm naturally dark I've had it in a few occasions people think I'm foreign (Spanish,Portuguese,Italian etc?) And start speaking slowly as if I'm a baby
Oh dear
We often get younger people ask us if we can use the internet
That's cringe
Funnily when I was shopping in Sainsbury's in St Leonard's I had this woman on the checkout spell each letter out when serving me
We've started to reply "yes, what would you like to know about it?" .
It must be the area
And the Havelock pub
Gotta love the Havelock, or the tiles at least anyway
The one in Hastings always had interesting characters...
Yes I met a very very interesting man in there once.
I love Hastings."Hastings is a great place. It has its problems but it has some very good points too. | |||
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" Crikey that was rather direct
Wasn't it . She was a young whippersnapper though.
"You do when you use words like whippersnapper,then you are putting yourself in the "old" category haha. | |||
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" Crikey that was rather direct
Wasn't it . She was a young whippersnapper though.
You do when you use words like whippersnapper,then you are putting yourself in the "old" category haha. "yep .
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"OP. I kind of passed that line 5 years ago.. I'm now 63 but in 2013 I'd a medical issue which periodically affected my balance. One of those imbalance turns affected me while out shopping & I fell over in the street. Someone called 999 for an ambulance which arrived plus a 1st Responder too. The crews had a laugh with me in the ambulance as they ran back the 999 call to me; "a really elderly man has fallen over in the street. Could be d*unk (was 100% sober & unresponsive too!! (I'd momentarily knocked myself out!) Very elderly at 57??!! Cheeky!" oh dear  | |||
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" Crikey that was rather direct
Wasn't it . She was a young whippersnapper though.
You do when you use words like whippersnapper,then you are putting yourself in the "old" category haha.
yep .
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" Crikey that was rather direct
Wasn't it . She was a young whippersnapper though.
You do when you use words like whippersnapper,then you are putting yourself in the "old" category haha.
yep .
Just checking lol"we are what we are lol. It just comes as a bit of s surprise when you're faced with it | |||
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"That was rude maybe they were jealous of your figures I don't think she was being rude. She was about 23 we must look ancient to her .
You look good to me from what I can see ?
Because I'm naturally dark I've had it in a few occasions people think I'm foreign (Spanish,Portuguese,Italian etc?) And start speaking slowly as if I'm a baby
Oh dear
We often get younger people ask us if we can use the internet
That's cringe
Funnily when I was shopping in Sainsbury's in St Leonard's I had this woman on the checkout spell each letter out when serving me
We've started to reply "yes, what would you like to know about it?" .
It must be the area
And the Havelock pub
Gotta love the Havelock, or the tiles at least anyway
The one in Hastings always had interesting characters...
Yes I met a very very interesting man in there once.
I love Hastings.
Hastings is a great place. It has its problems but it has some very good points too. "My old stomping ground, love Hastings myself... I grew up near Battle. Always back in that part of E.Sussex, hope to move back soon  | |||
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"Telling a young work colleague I used to have an original portable Mac. The exclamation of "How old are you!?!" Put me off explaining telex. " | |||
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" Hastings is a great place. It has its problems but it has some very good points too.
My old stomping ground, love Hastings myself... I grew up near Battle. Always back in that part of E.Sussex, hope to move back soon "This is a great area to live in. Today we were sitting by the sea drinking coffee in the sunshine and it was just beautiful. | |||
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" Hastings is a great place. It has its problems but it has some very good points too.
My old stomping ground, love Hastings myself... I grew up near Battle. Always back in that part of E.Sussex, hope to move back soon
This is a great area to live in. Today we were sitting by the sea drinking coffee in the sunshine and it was just beautiful.
"Fairlight then down to the beach, it's a great vista | |||
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" Hastings is a great place. It has its problems but it has some very good points too.
My old stomping ground, love Hastings myself... I grew up near Battle. Always back in that part of E.Sussex, hope to move back soon
This is a great area to live in. Today we were sitting by the sea drinking coffee in the sunshine and it was just beautiful.
Fairlight then down to the beach, it's a great vista "indeed and one we know well | |||
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" Hastings is a great place. It has its problems but it has some very good points too.
My old stomping ground, love Hastings myself... I grew up near Battle. Always back in that part of E.Sussex, hope to move back soon
This is a great area to live in. Today we were sitting by the sea drinking coffee in the sunshine and it was just beautiful.
Fairlight then down to the beach, it's a great vista
indeed and one we know well "Love to bump into you | |||
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" Hastings is a great place. It has its problems but it has some very good points too.
My old stomping ground, love Hastings myself... I grew up near Battle. Always back in that part of E.Sussex, hope to move back soon
This is a great area to live in. Today we were sitting by the sea drinking coffee in the sunshine and it was just beautiful.
Fairlight then down to the beach, it's a great vista
indeed and one we know well
Love to bump into you "Hang around the art galleries looking for the short sighted visitors | |||
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"I was on an estate agent's books as someone looking to rent. I got sent literature for a retirement home. I qualified ". Oh Lord! I'd hate to live in one of those places. | |||
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" Hastings is a great place. It has its problems but it has some very good points too.
My old stomping ground, love Hastings myself... I grew up near Battle. Always back in that part of E.Sussex, hope to move back soon
This is a great area to live in. Today we were sitting by the sea drinking coffee in the sunshine and it was just beautiful.
Fairlight then down to the beach, it's a great vista
indeed and one we know well
Love to bump into you
Hang around the art galleries looking for the short sighted visitors "Shame I'm two years to young | |||
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"Wait until co-op funeral plans leaflets overtake the saga ones. " Ha ha. A cold caller once asked me about the recent accident I'd had. I replied that I hadn't had a recent accident. He must have been having an off day because he said that must be because I'm too old to remember. I laughed out loud and we had quite a chat. I do appreciate a sense of humour | |||
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" Oh, we don't qualify for a bus pass yet, you have to be actual retirement age. I think they just raised that to 104 didn't they "On the ‘plus’ side, free prescriptions though ?? | |||
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" Oh, we don't qualify for a bus pass yet, you have to be actual retirement age. I think they just raised that to 104 didn't they
On the ‘plus’ side, free prescriptions though ??"This is true and senior membership of the National Trust. | |||
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"Wait until co-op funeral plans leaflets overtake the saga ones. " Working from home mostly the TV is on at lunchtime usually. The amount of ads about wills and funeral plans. It must hard not to feel old and past it with a constant diet of such things  | |||
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" Oh, we don't qualify for a bus pass yet, you have to be actual retirement age. I think they just raised that to 104 didn't they
On the ‘plus’ side, free prescriptions though ??
This is true and senior membership of the National Trust. "Ooh good point
Not long to wait for one of us.. | |||
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"Wait until co-op funeral plans leaflets overtake the saga ones. Ha ha. A cold caller once asked me about the recent accident I'd had. I replied that I hadn't had a recent accident. He must have been having an off day because he said that must be because I'm too old to remember. I laughed out loud and we had quite a chat. I do appreciate a sense of humour "My approach the last time was to say it wasn't an accident... And that the other driver deserved it because he was driving too slow, so I just pushed him off the road. The silence was fun, then I carried on asking if the assault charge for hitting the other driver would affect the claim.. Click.. buzzzz. | |||
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" Oh, we don't qualify for a bus pass yet, you have to be actual retirement age. I think they just raised that to 104 didn't they
On the ‘plus’ side, free prescriptions though ??
This is true and senior membership of the National Trust.
Ooh good point
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"We went to an art exhibition this morning. The woman showing us round asked if we'd like the notes in large print
We've officially crossed the line into old "B+Q Wednesdays
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"Wait until co-op funeral plans leaflets overtake the saga ones. Ha ha. A cold caller once asked me about the recent accident I'd had. I replied that I hadn't had a recent accident. He must have been having an off day because he said that must be because I'm too old to remember. I laughed out loud and we had quite a chat. I do appreciate a sense of humour
My approach the last time was to say it wasn't an accident... And that the other driver deserved it because he was driving too slow, so I just pushed him off the road. The silence was fun, then I carried on asking if the assault charge for hitting the other driver would affect the claim..
Click.. buzzzz. "I normally just terminate the call without even speaking but he sounded so fed up, poor thing. | |||
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"We went to an art exhibition this morning. The woman showing us round asked if we'd like the notes in large print
We've officially crossed the line into old
B+Q Wednesdays
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"On a crowded tube a few weeks back, a young man got up and offe_ed me his seat I'm. 51 "That's plain manners, which has been eroded by onset of W Lib. | |||
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"On a crowded tube a few weeks back, a young man got up and offe_ed me his seat I'm. 51 "That happened to my son in law, he was 30 at the time. | |||
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"She may have been briefed earlier by HR about making sure everyone is properly cate_ed for as a few suggestions for larger printed info should be made available. It's good to not take offence and see the lighter side. I was asked once if I was over 21 when I bought a kitchen knife. Now when you ask it's not sufficient to say yes even if it's obvious, you need to show ID so as to not offend. Crazy crazy world." | |||
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"On a crowded tube a few weeks back, a young man got up and offe_ed me his seat I'm. 51
That's plain manners, which has been eroded by onset of W Lib."The guy in that couple is 51... | |||
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"On a crowded tube a few weeks back, a young man got up and offe_ed me his seat I'm. 51
That happened to my son in law, he was 30 at the time. " | |||
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"Tesco's... When you pay on the tills with no people, and buy booze or even _ed bull and it calls the assistant who presses a button stating the customer is CLEARLY over 25!! Did that once on a Tom and Jerry dvd .. had to be over 18 lol" You have to be over 18 to buy a Tom and Jerry dvd? | |||
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" Crikey that was rather direct
Wasn't it . She was a young whippersnapper though.
You do when you use words like whippersnapper,then you are putting yourself in the "old" category haha.
yep .
Just checking lol
we are what we are lol. It just comes as a bit of s surprise when you're faced with it "Ignore it. It'll go away haha | |||
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"Tesco's... When you pay on the tills with no people, and buy booze or even _ed bull and it calls the assistant who presses a button stating the customer is CLEARLY over 25!! Did that once on a Tom and Jerry dvd .. had to be over 18 lol You have to be over 18 to buy a Tom and Jerry dvd? "Apparently, it's the violence.... | |||
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" Crikey that was rather direct
Wasn't it . She was a young whippersnapper though.
You do when you use words like whippersnapper,then you are putting yourself in the "old" category haha.
yep .
Just checking lol
we are what we are lol. It just comes as a bit of s surprise when you're faced with it
Ignore it. It'll go away haha"That certainly worked for my bank balance... | |||
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"Tesco's... When you pay on the tills with no people, and buy booze or even _ed bull and it calls the assistant who presses a button stating the customer is CLEARLY over 25!! Did that once on a Tom and Jerry dvd .. had to be over 18 lol You have to be over 18 to buy a Tom and Jerry dvd?
Apparently, it's the violence...."No wonder I keep chasing cats around trying to bang two dustbin lids together on their head... | |||
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"On a crowded tube a few weeks back, a young man got up and offe_ed me his seat I'm. 51
That's plain manners, which has been eroded by onset of W Lib.
The guy in that couple is 51..."He's older. Simple. What 45 51 or even 60 ultimately got to do with it. I could sense an element of pride and reverse ageism if I was inclined too. If a younger guy offe_ed me a seat the two things that can happen. I can politely say thanks but I'm ok or accept and give him the opportunity that karma will in turn be good to him too. ( wouldn't cross my mind that he see me as old at all) | |||
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"On a crowded tube a few weeks back, a young man got up and offe_ed me his seat I'm. 51
That's plain manners, which has been eroded by onset of W Lib.
The guy in that couple is 51...
He's older. Simple. What 45 51 or even 60 ultimately got to do with it. I could sense an element of pride and reverse ageism if I was inclined too.
If a younger guy offe_ed me a seat the two things that can happen. I can politely say thanks but I'm ok or accept and give him the opportunity that karma will in turn be good to him too. ( wouldn't cross my mind that he see me as old at all) "It was your reference to women's lib that made me reply as I did. | |||
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"Tesco's... When you pay on the tills with no people, and buy booze or even _ed bull and it calls the assistant who presses a button stating the customer is CLEARLY over 25!! Did that once on a Tom and Jerry dvd .. had to be over 18 lol You have to be over 18 to buy a Tom and Jerry dvd?
Apparently, it's the violence....
No wonder I keep chasing cats around trying to bang two dustbin lids together on their head..."Couldn't happen these days, imagine trying to run around banging wheelie bins together | |||
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"Tesco's... When you pay on the tills with no people, and buy booze or even _ed bull and it calls the assistant who presses a button stating the customer is CLEARLY over 25!! Did that once on a Tom and Jerry dvd .. had to be over 18 lol You have to be over 18 to buy a Tom and Jerry dvd?
Apparently, it's the violence....
No wonder I keep chasing cats around trying to bang two dustbin lids together on their head...
Couldn't happen these days, imagine trying to run around banging wheelie bins together "I struggle to imagine running... | |||
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"Tesco's... When you pay on the tills with no people, and buy booze or even _ed bull and it calls the assistant who presses a button stating the customer is CLEARLY over 25!! Did that once on a Tom and Jerry dvd .. had to be over 18 lol You have to be over 18 to buy a Tom and Jerry dvd?
Apparently, it's the violence....
No wonder I keep chasing cats around trying to bang two dustbin lids together on their head...
Couldn't happen these days, imagine trying to run around banging wheelie bins together
I struggle to imagine running... "It's the same as sex without going anywhere, all panty and sweaty | |||
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"Tesco's... When you pay on the tills with no people, and buy booze or even _ed bull and it calls the assistant who presses a button stating the customer is CLEARLY over 25!! Did that once on a Tom and Jerry dvd .. had to be over 18 lol You have to be over 18 to buy a Tom and Jerry dvd?
Apparently, it's the violence....
No wonder I keep chasing cats around trying to bang two dustbin lids together on their head...
Couldn't happen these days, imagine trying to run around banging wheelie bins together
I struggle to imagine running...
It's the same as sex without going anywhere, all panty and sweaty"We're doing it all wrong then, neither of us is moving our legs backwards and forwards really fast | |||
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"Tesco's... When you pay on the tills with no people, and buy booze or even _ed bull and it calls the assistant who presses a button stating the customer is CLEARLY over 25!! Did that once on a Tom and Jerry dvd .. had to be over 18 lol You have to be over 18 to buy a Tom and Jerry dvd?
Apparently, it's the violence....
No wonder I keep chasing cats around trying to bang two dustbin lids together on their head...
Couldn't happen these days, imagine trying to run around banging wheelie bins together
I struggle to imagine running...
It's the same as sex without going anywhere, all panty and sweaty
We're doing it all wrong then, neither of us is moving our legs backwards and forwards really fast "A knee tremble is a good sign though | |||
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