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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I get any of you delectable folk a nice hot beverage?

Slap my arse as you go past me and I will provide toast too

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Consider yourself lightly slapped. Please may I have a coffee?

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

A coffee be good right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Consider yourself lightly slapped. Please may I have a coffee?

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Oooooh thanks side order of toast for you sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coffee be good right now

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Coming right up , sugar or are you sweet enough

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

"A coffee be good right now

Coming right up , sugar or are you sweet enough

think i need all the sugar I can get lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coffee be good right now

Coming right up , sugar or are you sweet enough

think i need all the sugar I can get lol

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Strong coffee 14 sugars coming up

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

"A coffee be good right now

Coming right up , sugar or are you sweet enough

think i need all the sugar I can get lol

Strong coffee 14 sugars coming up

sounds perfect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could i have a small tea please . Only small cause im gonna sleep soon and I don't wanna be waking up every 10 mins for a wee x

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By *ertsDrewMan
over a year ago

Hitchin

Strong tea, small slash on milk.

Do you have ginger nuts?

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Coffee and *SLAP* some toast too please.

Milk no sugar in the coffee and marmalade on the toast please.

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coming right up

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Morning

May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning

May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you

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Oh course you can you sexy minx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee 1 sweetener please but can I request the ass slap for me instead.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Coming right up

Thank you. If ever I can return the favour please do let me know. I love cooking.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Morning

May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you

Oh course you can you sexy minx.

Me a minx?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee 1 sweetener please but can I request the ass slap for me instead.

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You scratch my back i'll scratch yours .... Toast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning

May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you

Oh course you can you sexy minx.

Me a minx?

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Highly Possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coming right up

Thank you. If ever I can return the favour please do let me know. I love cooking."
That's nice to know, dashes off to check fixture list for Newcastle v Wolves away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot coffee, lightly buttered toast ...just reel me in...I'm hooked

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Morning

May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you

Oh course you can you sexy minx.

Me a minx?

Highly Possible

What about spanking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning

May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you

Oh course you can you sexy minx.

Me a minx?

Highly Possible

What about spanking?

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Go's without saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot coffee, lightly buttered toast ...just reel me in...I'm hooked

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There you go squire

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Morning

May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you

Oh course you can you sexy minx.

Me a minx?

Highly Possible

What about spanking?

Go's without saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning

May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you

Oh course you can you sexy minx.

Me a minx?

Highly Possible

What about spanking?

Go's without saying

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My arse is going to be hotter than the kettle at this rate

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Coming right up

Thank you. If ever I can return the favour please do let me know. I love cooking.That's nice to know, dashes off to check fixture list for Newcastle v Wolves away

There’s a reservation for you on that date.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Morning

May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you

Oh course you can you sexy minx.

Me a minx?

Highly Possible

What about spanking?

Go's without saying

My arse is going to be hotter than the kettle at this rate

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it is already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coming right up

Thank you. If ever I can return the favour please do let me know. I love cooking.That's nice to know, dashes off to check fixture list for Newcastle v Wolves away

There’s a reservation for you on that date. "
Great but if you win deals off we need the points

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Coming right up

Thank you. If ever I can return the favour please do let me know. I love cooking.That's nice to know, dashes off to check fixture list for Newcastle v Wolves away

There’s a reservation for you on that date. Great but if you win deals off we need the points

Thankfully I’m not a Dingle and your team isn’t playing my team this season!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Coffee please and bend over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coming right up

Thank you. If ever I can return the favour please do let me know. I love cooking.That's nice to know, dashes off to check fixture list for Newcastle v Wolves away

There’s a reservation for you on that date. Great but if you win deals off we need the points

Thankfully I’m not a Dingle and your team isn’t playing my team this season!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee please and bend over

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Oh ok but bring lube I need the butter for the toast

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Coffee please and bend over

Oh ok but bring lube I need the butter for the toast

Okie dokie

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Coffee please and bend over

Oh ok but bring lube I need the butter for the toast

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

That would be lovely thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get any of you delectable folk a nice hot beverage?

Slap my arse as you go past me and I will provide toast too

Cup of tea please

Slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Thanks Ali. Now I'm so hungry be sure of the thread, that I'm going to need to make my own coffee , toast and spank

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Thanks Ali. Now I'm so hungry be sure of the thread, that I'm going to need to make my own coffee , toast and spank

Awww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot coffee, lightly buttered toast ...just reel me in...I'm hooked

There you go squire

Mmmmmmm real better too

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Thanks Ali. Now I'm so hungry be sure of the thread, that I'm going to need to make my own coffee , toast and spank

Awww."

I know right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee 1 sweetener please but can I request the ass slap for me instead.

You scratch my back i'll scratch yours .... Toast?

Nah just the spank will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x

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Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee 1 sweetener please but can I request the ass slap for me instead.

You scratch my back i'll scratch yours .... Toast?

Nah just the spank will do "

coming right up, Hand or Paddle?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x

Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)

Can I come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x

Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)

Can I come

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sure over my tits please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea please and I'll slap your arse for some toast too

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Coffee strong, milk no sugar

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Cup of tea please and I'll slap your arse for some toast too

I'll slap yours for free x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x

Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)

Can I come

sure over my tits please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coming right up guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just setting up the Tassimo

Caramel Latte's

Cadbury's hot Chocolate

Chai Tea Latte's now available for a Snog

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Thanks for the breakfast. Now can I offer any cream?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks for the breakfast. Now can I offer any cream? "
I could be tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cup of tea please and I'll slap your arse for some toast too

I'll slap yours for free x

Crop or paddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x

Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)

Can I come

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any time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x

Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)

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now where's this duvet cover you was going to show me

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Thanks for the breakfast. Now can I offer any cream? I could be tempted

Come here then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea would be fabulous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x

Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)

now where's this duvet cover you was going to show me

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Ermmm its on my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks for the breakfast. Now can I offer any cream? I could be tempted

Come here then

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I cant I'm making tea and coffee's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea would be fabulous

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coming right up

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’m having tea and toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m having tea and toast

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Pull those jeans down then and i'll do the spanking

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Thanks for the breakfast. Now can I offer any cream? I could be tempted

Come here then

I cant I'm making tea and coffee's

I will lend a hand as I’m sure I will be rewarded later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x

Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)

now where's this duvet cover you was going to show me

Ermmm its on my bed

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you sure it's the duvet cover you want to show me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x

Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)

now where's this duvet cover you was going to show me

Ermmm its on my bed

you sure it's the duvet cover you want to show me

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Oh alright you've found me out i'll try the direct approach, Get ya Knickers off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice strong cup of tea would be lovely. If you get that bottom anywhere near me I will slap it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x

Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)

now where's this duvet cover you was going to show me

Ermmm its on my bed

you sure it's the duvet cover you want to show me

Oh alright you've found me out i'll try the direct approach, Get ya Knickers off

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That's better blimey thought you'd never ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice strong cup of tea would be lovely. If you get that bottom anywhere near me I will slap it. X"
Builders tea coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x

Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)

now where's this duvet cover you was going to show me

Ermmm its on my bed

you sure it's the duvet cover you want to show me

Oh alright you've found me out i'll try the direct approach, Get ya Knickers off

That's better blimey thought you'd never ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea with milk and 2 please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea with milk and 2 please "
You sound a little croaky there, would you like me to rub vick's on that chest of yours too

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

Tea and toast please. Now present your bottom for a slap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea and toast please. Now present your bottom for a slap"
Oh nice cock bulge would you like a bacon sandwich

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Ooh...a nice strong mug of tea please with a splash of milk.

Nita

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

"Tea and toast please. Now present your bottom for a slapOh nice cock bulge would you like a bacon sandwich

Yes please white bread paddle or crop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grind those coffee beans im on my way!! If i spank each cheek can i get two slices of toast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh...a nice strong mug of tea please with a splash of milk.

Nita"
Coming right up , can I tempt you with a Hob Nob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea and toast please. Now present your bottom for a slapOh nice cock bulge would you like a bacon sandwich

Yes please white bread paddle or crop? "
Paddle and your hand please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grind those coffee beans im on my way!! If i spank each cheek can i get two slices of toast?"
Spank both and we might just be able to manage a sausage or two

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

Hand slap on way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a nice strong black coffee please, preferably filter..

Can't stand that instant muck

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Tea white no sugar please

“Slap”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a nice strong black coffee please, preferably filter..

Can't stand that instant muck

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I have a nice strong 5 strength Columbian , will that do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning I come with dunkers x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea white no sugar please

“Slap”"
Oooh slap returned tea coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning I come with dunkers x

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Most welcome nice trunks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a nice strong black coffee please, preferably filter..

Can't stand that instant muck

I have a nice strong 5 strength Columbian , will that do you

Ooh not arf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why thankyou best pants for you xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I’m having tea and toast

Pull those jeans down then and i'll do the spanking

Blimey!

it’s not even 8am! *shocked*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a nice strong black coffee please, preferably filter..

Can't stand that instant muck

I have a nice strong 5 strength Columbian , will that do you

Ooh not arf

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Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m having tea and toast

Pull those jeans down then and i'll do the spanking

Blimey!

it’s not even 8am! *shocked*

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Well I could break out the Jaffa Cakes till 8.30

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I’m having tea and toast

Pull those jeans down then and i'll do the spanking

Blimey!

it’s not even 8am! *shocked*

Well I could break out the Jaffa Cakes till 8.30

Deal! Have an arse pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m having tea and toast

Pull those jeans down then and i'll do the spanking

Blimey!

it’s not even 8am! *shocked*

Well I could break out the Jaffa Cakes till 8.30

Deal! Have an arse pic

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Magnificent

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By *arinejakeMan
over a year ago

essex

If your offering il have a strong coffee two sugars and a couple of slices ... thnk you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Americano, no milk would be ideal right now thank you OP

*spanks OP on the toosh* Got any Marmite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grind those coffee beans im on my way!! If i spank each cheek can i get two slices of toast?Spank both and we might just be able to manage a sausage or two

Now that sounds good!! Hands are warmed and ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your offering il have a strong coffee two sugars and a couple of slices ... thnk you

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On its way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An Americano, no milk would be ideal right now thank you OP

*spanks OP on the toosh* Got any Marmite? "
Vegamite do ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grind those coffee beans im on my way!! If i spank each cheek can i get two slices of toast?Spank both and we might just be able to manage a sausage or two

Now that sounds good!! Hands are warmed and ready

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Please could I have a milky coffee

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

I'll take a latte please, if you could throw in a croissant I'll throw in a squeeze with the slap

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By *arinejakeMan
over a year ago

essex

"If your offering il have a strong coffee two sugars and a couple of slices ... thnk you

On its way

Il spank you over the kitchen side a I wait for you to serve ..best service I’ve had

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please could I have a milky coffee

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Sure can _oddy, Hob Nob?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take a latte please, if you could throw in a croissant I'll throw in a squeeze with the slap

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croissant you say aren't those just empty pasties

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your offering il have a strong coffee two sugars and a couple of slices ... thnk you

On its way

Il spank you over the kitchen side a I wait for you to serve ..best service I’ve had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black coffee if you can please. Oh and a toasted tea cake too if you have one.

Your cheeks are quite red now too, but heres a little slap too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Builders tea please, what do we have to do to get buttered crumpet rather than toast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black coffee if you can please. Oh and a toasted tea cake too if you have one.

Your cheeks are quite red now too, but heres a little slap too!

Coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Builders tea please, what do we have to do to get buttered crumpet rather than toast?"
I'm sure we can sort something out, crumpets coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black coffee if you can please. Oh and a toasted tea cake too if you have one.

Your cheeks are quite red now too, but heres a little slap too!

Coming right up x"

Just how I like it, thank you

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By *ig TennentsMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Coffee please and better put a splash or 2 of whiskey I think I’m going to need it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee please and better put a splash or 2 of whiskey I think I’m going to need it

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Pull up a chair and tell us all about it chick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Americano, no milk would be ideal right now thank you OP

*spanks OP on the toosh* Got any Marmite?

Vegamite do ya

Ooooh g'wan then! The mention of Vegamite always kicks off an ear worm for Men At Work too though

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By *ig TennentsMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Coffee please and better put a splash or 2 of whiskey I think I’m going to need it

Pull up a chair and tell us all about it chick

Its not even 8:30 and I’m surrounded by idiot people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Gentle slap’ on both cheeks, just to keep you warm. Just let us know and we’ll trade for jam too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An Americano, no milk would be ideal right now thank you OP

*spanks OP on the toosh* Got any Marmite?

Vegamite do ya

Ooooh g'wan then! The mention of Vegamite always kicks off an ear worm for Men At Work too though

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Ahh Cheers for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee please and better put a splash or 2 of whiskey I think I’m going to need it

Pull up a chair and tell us all about it chick

Its not even 8:30 and I’m surrounded by idiot people

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Well don't panic your in good company here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Gentle slap’ on both cheeks, just to keep you warm. Just let us know and we’ll trade for jam too

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Jam, are we talking home made here?

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By *ig TennentsMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Coffee please and better put a splash or 2 of whiskey I think I’m going to need it

Pull up a chair and tell us all about it chick

Its not even 8:30 and I’m surrounded by idiot people

Well don't panic your in good company here

This is where I can for some insanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black tea please for hubby, white tea for Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea, milk no sugar please. And a slap on your bum for some toast x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black tea please for hubby, white tea for Mrs. "
There you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea, milk no sugar please. And a slap on your bum for some toast x

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Coming right up x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Tea would be lovely, please x

And a bottom slap,because I can. No toast needed!

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

I'm good for toast but tea is always a winner.

Cheeky slap given

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea would be lovely, please x

And a bottom slap,because I can. No toast needed!

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be my guest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm good for toast but tea is always a winner.

Cheeky slap given

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Tea Up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Gentle slap’ on both cheeks, just to keep you warm. Just let us know and we’ll trade for jam too

Jam, are we talking home made here?

Isn’t that the best kind?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Am i too late for breakfast?!

If not a coffee and bacon sandwich would be lovely thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Gentle slap’ on both cheeks, just to keep you warm. Just let us know and we’ll trade for jam too

Jam, are we talking home made here?

Isn’t that the best kind?

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Hell yeah to be honest you had me at crumpets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am i too late for breakfast?!

If not a coffee and bacon sandwich would be lovely thank you!"
Well since you have gorgeous thighs I will make it for you

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Am i too late for breakfast?!

If not a coffee and bacon sandwich would be lovely thank you!Well since you have gorgeous thighs I will make it for you

Thank you very much.

I will try and be on time tomorrow!

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