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Luckily I have my previously reported, awesome Halogen heater though 
You can pick one up for less than twenty quid
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"In agony  "i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal | |||
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"I am going to get a fuck off big one then. The wind is whistling through every gap ive got | |||
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"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal "I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker | |||
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"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal
I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker "ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ? | |||
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"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle." I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles. | |||
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"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal
I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?"Finally, got someone to listen to me today and he's going to take it off tomorrow.  | |||
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"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal
I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?
Finally, got someone to listen to me today and he's going to take it off tomorrow. "I hope your shoulder feels better soon. | |||
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"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal
I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?
Finally, got someone to listen to me today and he's going to take it off tomorrow. "would happily listen to you look stunning I must say ,but that's good news your going to be in pain for a good few days even when it's off .i need a sports massage I think for my shoulder | |||
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"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle. I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles." No I'm trying to get my body used to a bit of cold instead of switching the heating on all the time. When the cold is through to my bones then I'll stick it on. | |||
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"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle. I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles. No I'm trying to get my body used to a bit of cold instead of switching the heating on all the time. When the cold is through to my bones then I'll stick it on." its meant to be getting even colder this weekend have you heard ? | |||
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"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle. I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles. No I'm trying to get my body used to a bit of cold instead of switching the heating on all the time. When the cold is through to my bones then I'll stick it on.its meant to be getting even colder this weekend have you heard ?" Thanks for that bit of wonderful news. | |||
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"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal
I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?
Finally, got someone to listen to me today and he's going to take it off tomorrow. would happily listen to you look stunning I must say ,but that's good news your going to be in pain for a good few days even when it's off .i need a sports massage I think for my shoulder "I'd offer to help but I'd only end up hurting you more lol | |||
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"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle. I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles. No I'm trying to get my body used to a bit of cold instead of switching the heating on all the time. When the cold is through to my bones then I'll stick it on.its meant to be getting even colder this weekend have you heard ? Thanks for that bit of wonderful news." aww am so sorry just thought I would warn you ,I can't bare the winter either I hate it with a passion give me sun all year round on a nice beach | |||
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"I am going to get a fuck off big one then. The wind is whistling through every gap ive got " Close yer legs then Granny | |||
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"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal
I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?
Finally, got someone to listen to me today and he's going to take it off tomorrow. would happily listen to you look stunning I must say ,but that's good news your going to be in pain for a good few days even when it's off .i need a sports massage I think for my shoulder
I'd offer to help but I'd only end up hurting you more lol"aww thank you well am sure it would ease the pain a bit ,couldn't do any more worse than it is now haha x | |||
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"I'm quite warm actually.  "May I warm my hands between your thighs? | |||
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"Just lit the log fire, glad I chopped that wood earlier "Love a log fire! | |||
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"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal
I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?"Can’t go without it lol | |||
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"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle. I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles. No I'm trying to get my body used to a bit of cold instead of switching the heating on all the time. When the cold is through to my bones then I'll stick it on.its meant to be getting even colder this weekend have you heard ? Thanks for that bit of wonderful news.aww am so sorry just thought I would warn you ,I can't bare the winter either I hate it with a passion give me sun all year round on a nice beach " I'm hearing you. I hate being bungled up in layers of clothing,I like free and easy. | |||
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"I'm quite warm actually.
May I warm my hands between your thighs?"Yes you may | |||
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"I'm a bit cold. Some fucker opened the window too." My window is open, ya can't beat a bit of fresh air! No heating on here until at least early Dec, mind you I live in a well insulated top floor flat | |||
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"Enough is enough. I'm going to get dressed.." Try shutting the windows too! | |||
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"I'm just a bit cold,but I know my daughter will be moaning later for the heating to go on. I'll just throw her a hot water bottle. I thought it was just me who resists the heating till my tits are icicles. No I'm trying to get my body used to a bit of cold instead of switching the heating on all the time. When the cold is through to my bones then I'll stick it on.its meant to be getting even colder this weekend have you heard ? Thanks for that bit of wonderful news.aww am so sorry just thought I would warn you ,I can't bare the winter either I hate it with a passion give me sun all year round on a nice beach I'm hearing you. I hate being bungled up in layers of clothing,I like free and easy." i agree with you totally we have a long winter to get through aswel don't we | |||
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"and go back inside." Ahh that makes more sense, were you sunbathing? | |||
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"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal
I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker ouch I can imagine that's really sore are you going to go the hospital with it ?
Finally, got someone to listen to me today and he's going to take it off tomorrow. would happily listen to you look stunning I must say ,but that's good news your going to be in pain for a good few days even when it's off .i need a sports massage I think for my shoulder
I'd offer to help but I'd only end up hurting you more lol"hey can you mail me soon am off here now been nice chatting to you x | |||
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"and go back inside." Your neighbours will be disappointed (I mean relieved but I don't want to seem rude). | |||
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"and go back inside. Your neighbours will be disappointed (I mean relieved but I don't want to seem rude)." Get lost. They love my mud angels..... | |||
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"and go back inside. Ahh that makes more sense, were you sunbathing?" No. Lying. | |||
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"Bloody hell the icecream man is still coming round." He will if you keep fiddlin with his flake | |||
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"I’m fine "You're supposed to say that you are effin' fine Babs! | |||
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"I’m fine
You're supposed to say that you are effin' fine Babs! "You know I don’t swear G3orgie  do you need me to clean that dust off? I don’t mind | |||
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"I wish I was ???" In response to the title of the thread "I'm fucking" | |||
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"I’m fine
Yes.
Yes you are "*swoon* so are you two, now give us a cuddle | |||
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"Bloody hell the icecream man is still coming round. He will if you keep fiddlin with his flake" Well if fiddlin with his flake gets me free icecream I'll continue. | |||
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"I’m fine
You're supposed to say that you are effin' fine Babs!
You know I don’t swear G3orgie do you need me to clean that dust off? I don’t mind "Most effin' kind of you thank you Babs  | |||
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"I’m fine
Come warm me up I’m freezing too! "No cold hands! That’s the law | |||
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"I’m fine
You're supposed to say that you are effin' fine Babs!
You know I don’t swear G3orgie do you need me to clean that dust off? I don’t mind
Most effin' kind of you thank you Babs "I’m going to wash your mouth out young man | |||
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"I wish I was ??? In response to the title of the thread "I'm fucking"" Im too old for a teddy these days. | |||
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"I’m fine
Yes.
Yes you are
*swoon* so are you two, now give us a cuddle "Hold that thought _abs... You’re next, just gotta stop grammars teeth from chattering first | |||
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"freezing. " I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm..... No funny stuff though!!!!!!!! | |||
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"I’m fine
Yes.
Yes you are
*swoon* so are you two, now give us a cuddle
Hold that thought _abs...
You’re next, just gotta stop grammars teeth from chattering first "Forming an orderly queue | |||
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"and go back inside. Ahh that makes more sense, were you masturbating?" That's a bit too personal don't you think? | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like  "Yayyyy!! | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
Yayyyy!! " | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
Yayyyy!! "You’re going to get us into trouble | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like "You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! | |||
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"I’m fine
You're supposed to say that you are effin' fine Babs!
You know I don’t swear G3orgie do you need me to clean that dust off? I don’t mind
Most effin' kind of you thank you Babs
I’m going to wash your mouth out young man " Babs!! I didn't realise you were that kinky! | |||
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"A steaming hot asda apple pie" Sinfin or Spondon? | |||
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"I’m fine
You're supposed to say that you are effin' fine Babs!
You know I don’t swear G3orgie do you need me to clean that dust off? I don’t mind
Most effin' kind of you thank you Babs
I’m going to wash your mouth out young man
Babs!! I didn't realise you were that kinky! "G3orgie!  | |||
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"I just woke up from a pre-nightshift nap and I really can't face getting out of bed. I can feel the chill when I stick my foot out! " Stick your foot back in and stay put if you can. | |||
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"In agony "Me too, torn intercostal muscle here. What’s your ailment? | |||
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"I just woke up from a pre-nightshift nap and I really can't face getting out of bed. I can feel the chill when I stick my foot out! Stick your foot back in and stay put if you can." I need to pee | |||
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"freezing. I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm..... No funny stuff though!!!!!!!!" Okay no red noses and curly shoes..... just fucking | |||
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"freezing. I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm..... No funny stuff though!!!!!!!! Okay no red noses and curly shoes..... just fucking " Well I dont normally do "that kind of thing" but as it's you..... | |||
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"freezing. I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm..... No funny stuff though!!!!!!!! Okay no red noses and curly shoes..... just fucking " I'm in Granny, but can I keep ma wellies on? | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?!"i get a early Xmas prezzie ??? | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ??? "No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny  | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???
No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny " | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???
No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny "It's ok, I'll tell her to be gentle with you | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???
No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny
It's ok, I'll tell her to be gentle with you "cheers mate | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???
No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny "No it's far worse than that. | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???
No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny
No it's far worse than that."What can be far worse then a Chinese burn of a granny | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???
No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny
No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a Chinese burn of a granny "A snog off bladey | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
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No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny
No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a Chinese burn of a granny
A snog off bladey "That's true  | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???
No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny
No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a Chinese burn of a granny
A snog off bladey That's true " | |||
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No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a Chinese burn of a granny
A snog off bladey [/
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Send him round, I’ll have to see for myself. | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???
No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny
No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a Chinese burn of a granny "Your knob will fall off. | |||
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"In agony i am in so much pain too I hurt my shoulder last night in the gym pain is unreal
I have an ingrowing toenail, that hurts like a mother fucker "Oh i had one had to have it removed | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
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No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny
No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a Chinese burn of a granny
Your knob will fall off."that's sick you leave my knob out of this . Bless it | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???
No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny
No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a Chinese burn of a granny
A snog off bladey That's true "You've had one then ? | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???
No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny
No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a Chinese burn of a granny
Your knob will fall off. that's sick you leave my knob out of this . Bless it "Well stop cocking things up for him,keep your mouth shut. | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???
No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny
No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a Chinese burn of a granny
Your knob will fall off. that's sick you leave my knob out of this . Bless it morning how are you hope your not to cold
Well stop cocking things up for him,keep your mouth shut." | |||
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"freezing. I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm..... No funny stuff though!!!!!!!! Okay no red noses and curly shoes..... just fucking I'm in Granny, but can I keep ma wellies on? " Wellingtons are compulsory as are riding chaps. | |||
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"freezing. I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm..... No funny stuff though!!!!!!!! Okay no red noses and curly shoes..... just fucking I'm in Granny, but can I keep ma wellies on? Wellingtons are compulsory as are riding chaps." I'm confused -who's doing the riding, you or the chaps? | |||
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"It's cold cause its beginning to look a lot like
You do know what happens if you use the emoji before December don't you?! i get a early Xmas prezzie ???
No, you get a Chinese burn off ma Granny
No it's far worse than that. What can be far worse then a Chinese burn of a granny
Your knob will fall off. that's sick you leave my knob out of this . Bless it
Well stop cocking things up for him,keep your mouth shut."you are so dom | |||
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"freezing. " Come down to the south east. It's still hot and sunny down hear. | |||
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"freezing. I'm toastie. C'mere and snuggle up Granny, I'll keep yah warm..... No funny stuff though!!!!!!!! Okay no red noses and curly shoes..... just fucking I'm in Granny, but can I keep ma wellies on? Wellingtons are compulsory as are riding chaps." You sure your not in Wales
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