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Kevin is feeling a bit sexually frustrated one day so subsequently decides to join FAB in the hope of procuring a shag.
He signs up and immediately opts to snap a photo of Bob (his affectionate name for his nob) against a Lynx can (as is ostensibly customary of course).
Unfortunately, much to his dismay however, Kev notices that poor Bob is effectively dwarfed by the aforementioned item! Kev estimates that the said can is approximately 43.5 percent longer than little Bob.
If a Lynx can measures 5.5 inches in length, how big is Bob?
Also, what are Kev’s chances of attracting a willing female sexual partner via his utilisation of such a photo in the first place? | |||
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"Yes, it’s time to test your mathematical aptitude once again everyone
Kevin is feeling a bit sexually frustrated one day so subsequently decides to join FAB in the hope of procuring a shag.
He signs up and immediately opts to snap a photo of Bob (his affectionate name for his nob) against a Lynx can (as is ostensibly customary of course).
Unfortunately, much to his dismay however, Kev notices that poor Bob is effectively dwarfed by the aforementioned item! Kev estimates that the said can is approximately 43.5 percent longer than little Bob.
If a Lynx can measures 5.5 inches in length, how big is Bob?
Also, what are Kev’s chances of attracting a willing female sexual partner via his utilisation of such a photo in the first place?"3.2 inches, and 0% | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/10/18 15:11:01]" I read it the wrong way round! | |||
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"I’m wondering if the big mistake Kev has made is the Lynx can photo... Everyone knows ladies prefer Sky remotes; Drives they into a sexual frenzy it does "I was told a fosters can is the true measure of a man | |||
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"I’m wondering if the big mistake Kev has made is the Lynx can photo... Everyone knows ladies prefer Sky remotes; Drives they into a sexual frenzy it does
I was told a fosters can is the true measure of a man " *Sets off to Asda to the booze aisle*... | |||
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"Yes, it’s time to test your mathematical aptitude once again everyone
Kevin is feeling a bit sexually frustrated one day so subsequently decides to join FAB in the hope of procuring a shag.
He signs up and immediately opts to snap a photo of Bob (his affectionate name for his nob) against a Lynx can (as is ostensibly customary of course).
Unfortunately, much to his dismay however, Kev notices that poor Bob is effectively dwarfed by the aforementioned item! Kev estimates that the said can is approximately 43.5 percent longer than little Bob.
If a Lynx can measures 5.5 inches in length, how big is Bob?
Also, what are Kev’s chances of attracting a willing female sexual partner via his utilisation of such a photo in the first place?"A true calculation can't be made unless we have information on how far behind the balls the can starts. Traditional fabists would use 2cms behind the balls modernist fabsters measure from the enterence to the arsehole and the Hipster fabists measure from at least an inch inside the asshole. So which type of fabist is Kev? | |||
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"Yes, it’s time to test your mathematical aptitude once again everyone
Kevin is feeling a bit sexually frustrated one day so subsequently decides to join FAB in the hope of procuring a shag.
He signs up and immediately opts to snap a photo of Bob (his affectionate name for his nob) against a Lynx can (as is ostensibly customary of course).
Unfortunately, much to his dismay however, Kev notices that poor Bob is effectively dwarfed by the aforementioned item! Kev estimates that the said can is approximately 43.5 percent longer than little Bob.
If a Lynx can measures 5.5 inches in length, how big is Bob?
Also, what are Kev’s chances of attracting a willing female sexual partner via his utilisation of such a photo in the first place?
A true calculation can't be made unless we have information on how far behind the balls the can starts. Traditional fabists would use 2cms behind the balls modernist fabsters measure from the enterence to the arsehole and the Hipster fabists measure from at least an inch inside the asshole.
So which type of fabist is Kev?" | |||
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"Yes, it’s time to test your mathematical aptitude once again everyone
Kevin is feeling a bit sexually frustrated one day so subsequently decides to join FAB in the hope of procuring a shag.
He signs up and immediately opts to snap a photo of Bob (his affectionate name for his nob) against a Lynx can (as is ostensibly customary of course).
Unfortunately, much to his dismay however, Kev notices that poor Bob is effectively dwarfed by the aforementioned item! Kev estimates that the said can is approximately 43.5 percent longer than little Bob.
If a Lynx can measures 5.5 inches in length, how big is Bob?
Also, what are Kev’s chances of attracting a willing female sexual partner via his utilisation of such a photo in the first place?
A true calculation can't be made unless we have information on how far behind the balls the can starts. Traditional fabists would use 2cms behind the balls modernist fabsters measure from the enterence to the arsehole and the Hipster fabists measure from at least an inch inside the asshole.
So which type of fabist is Kev?" Kev has gone the full mile and buried virtually the whole thing in his colon.
On a positive side note, whilst his measurements were not to his satisfaction, his gusset at least now smells better than ever | |||
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"Bob is 3.8327 inches errrrrrrrm long. That's almost 10 cm give or take 0.1673 inches.... same length as a tube of Canesten ...... handy knowledge. How fat is Bob ? " How are people getting 3.8? An inch is 25.4 mm X 5.5 inches ÷ 43.5 = 3.2 | |||
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"Bob is 3.8327 inches errrrrrrrm long. That's almost 10 cm give or take 0.1673 inches.... same length as a tube of Canesten ...... handy knowledge. How fat is Bob ? How are people getting 3.8? An inch is 25.4 mm X 5.5 inches ÷ 43.5 = 3.2" The can represents Bob's 100% plus 43.5%. Therefore 5.5 inches represents 143.5% of Bob. Therefore divide 5.5 inches by 143.5% and multiply by 100%. Bob's your uncle.... | |||
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"Bob is 3.8327 inches errrrrrrrm long. That's almost 10 cm give or take 0.1673 inches.... same length as a tube of Canesten ...... handy knowledge. How fat is Bob ? How are people getting 3.8? An inch is 25.4 mm X 5.5 inches ÷ 43.5 = 3.2 The can represents Bob's 100% plus 43.5%. Therefore 5.5 inches represents 143.5% of Bob. Therefore divide 5.5 inches by 143.5% and multiply by 100%. Bob's your uncle...." or 3.8 | |||
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"Bob is 3.8327 inches errrrrrrrm long. That's almost 10 cm give or take 0.1673 inches.... same length as a tube of Canesten ...... handy knowledge. How fat is Bob ? How are people getting 3.8? An inch is 25.4 mm X 5.5 inches ÷ 43.5 = 3.2" titter..... | |||
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that according to many ladies on many size threads ..
it's the man attached to the cock that's more important. and we all know ladies never tell fibs.
P.S.
You've heard the saying Give the ladies an inch and they'll.... fake a smile.
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