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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just got off the bus, ready to go home. My husband texts me saying; ‘I love you baby

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So what do I say to the driver when I get off the bus? ‘I love you!’

Mortified.

He isn’t even the bus driver I fancy

What small embarrassing thing have you done recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t be embarrassed, you probably made his day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working and talking about the area bosses to a female work colleague.

She said that the bosses were "so bloody anal"

My reply without thinking

"Yeah but anal can be good at times"

I went redder than a ginger in a heatwave!! (And i am a ginger lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t be embarrassed, you probably made his day"

I really, really hope I did to be honest. He’s a lovely man, I just don’t love him

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

You should tell him you have a rare form of Tourette’s syndrome. You say over the top nice things instead of sweary things

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Lol well funny. Strange how the brain works.

It will be awkward when you get on the bus and his there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the driver say/do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with the above, you just made his day, maybe even his year, that's a good thing!

Jo.Xx

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

i do the 49s and walked into my local bookmakers and asked for 69 coupon instead once!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Just be glad he didn't say 'love you too'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did the driver say/do?"

He laughed and said ‘do you really?’ And I said ‘yeah, I’m lovely like that!’

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Working and talking about the area bosses to a female work colleague.

She said that the bosses were "so bloody anal"

My reply without thinking

"Yeah but anal can be good at times"

I went redder than a ginger in a heatwave!! (And i am a ginger lol"

Omg, so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Working and talking about the area bosses to a female work colleague.

She said that the bosses were "so bloody anal"

My reply without thinking

"Yeah but anal can be good at times"

I went redder than a ginger in a heatwave!! (And i am a ginger lol"

Mine was like that -

In a break from meeting and the topic of guilty pleasures came up and I said

‘What like anal?’

The room has never been so quiet- please kill me now

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Next time you see him say sorry not love i meant lust

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Next time you see him say sorry not love i meant lust"

But what if I do love him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t be embarrassed, you probably made his day

I really, really hope I did to be honest. He’s a lovely man, I just don’t love him

You might be the only person who says they love him today! If nothing else, he’s got a funny story to tell when he gets home bless him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t be embarrassed, you probably made his day

I really, really hope I did to be honest. He’s a lovely man, I just don’t love him

You might be the only person who says they love him today! If nothing else, he’s got a funny story to tell when he gets home bless him"

He has a girlfriend, she’s actually another bus driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be glad he didn't say 'love you too'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got off the bus, ready to go home. My husband texts me saying; ‘I love you baby

’

So what do I say to the driver when I get off the bus? ‘I love you!’

Mortified.

He isn’t even the bus driver I fancy

What small embarrassing thing have you done recently? "
I said I love you my darling to the gorgeous woman in the coffee shop a few days ago but in German and she knew what the translation was ha she looked a little embarrassed but she smiled

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Next time you see him say sorry not love i meant lust

But what if I do love him?"

I think maybe you do

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Too many things to list.

I'd be here all day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got on the bus to go back to work and it’s the same driver...just kept my headphones in and smiled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got on the bus to go back to work and it’s the same driver...just kept my headphones in and smiled

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awwww you'll get a free ride in future

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got on the bus to go back to work and it’s the same driver...just kept my headphones in and smiled

awwww you'll get a free ride in future "

I already do with some drivers

However, I have a monthly bus pass. So wouldn’t make a difference unless I was going somewhere other than work

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Sunday morning I got up, showered and decided to wear a new Superdry top I'd bought - went to untie the label but couldn't get the knot undone, so pulled it in with the intention of cutting the chord with scissors when I went downstairs....

....fast forward several hours in which time I've sat round the house and been to Tesco, Costa etc and I'm dropping my daughter's friend home - her Dad comes to the door and first thing he says is "Nice new Superdry top" which I thanked him for he then points out that he only knows it's new because the tag is hanging on my shoulder!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did the driver say/do?

He laughed and said ‘do you really?’ And I said ‘yeah, I’m lovely like that!’

Maybe you'll get a free ride next time... I. Mean on the bus... I mean he won't ask you to pay for the ticket. Ffs keep digging Jack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoot you?

Gladly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See my last post for. Mine. Haha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I think I'd have to walk in future.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I'd have to walk in future. "

Thing is, my father in law is a bus driver and EVERYONE knows me, so no doubt my father in law will be having a giggle about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shoot you?

Gladly

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoot you?

Gladly

Thanks

take aim...... fire

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