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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. and post the answer here (plus the question you posed of course!)

I asked Siri whether she’d ever get it on with Alexa, but she said ‘I’m sorry, Dan, but I don’t have an answer to that’.

I think she was being diplomatic. Reading between the lines I think she means ‘not in a million years with that fucking bitch’

What’s your question and answer to your AI interface of choice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked whether I should go to work today.

She said " I might not be the right person to ask "

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Alexa says "42"

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Bloody Alexa keeps butting in to our conversations at the moment. She’s getting a little too comfortable and self assured of herself.

It’s like living in some polyamorous household

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alexa says "42""

You asked the meaning of life!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

And Siri is thick as pigshit

“Siri who was that last message from?”

I can’t find anyone called Jeffrey in your contacts!!

WTF

It’s hardly surprising I’m a narky driver

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Alexa says "42"

You asked the meaning of life!"

Not me though.

My son & I play the Alexa game quite a lot.

He actually asked her that, about 20 mins ago.

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Alexa...who’s your boss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I asked Siri if I could bump my thread.

Here’s what Siri found:

What is thread bump?

Bumping unanswered threads? (like who would ever do that!?! )

Reddit noob question : can you bump old threads?

Once again Siri slightly less than helpful!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Lol Dan ask Siri or Alexa when your birthday is...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Dan, ask one of them when you're getting the fucking beers in.

We're all dying of thirst here.

I'd hate to be in the desert with you......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol Dan ask Siri or Alexa when your birthday is..."

Siri said “Dan your birthday is on 1 January” ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan, ask one of them when you're getting the fucking beers in.

We're all dying of thirst here.

I'd hate to be in the desert with you...... "

Berks / Hants Xmas social? Lads only? Seriously! ??

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Dan, ask one of them when you're getting the fucking beers in.

We're all dying of thirst here.

I'd hate to be in the desert with you......

Berks / Hants Xmas social? Lads only? Seriously! ?? "

Alexa says plan!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan, ask one of them when you're getting the fucking beers in.

We're all dying of thirst here.

I'd hate to be in the desert with you......

Berks / Hants Xmas social? Lads only? Seriously! ??

Alexa says plan!!!!!!!"

we should start a thread! The girls have!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Dan, ask one of them when you're getting the fucking beers in.

We're all dying of thirst here.

I'd hate to be in the desert with you......

Berks / Hants Xmas social? Lads only? Seriously! ??

Alexa says plan!!!!!!!

we should start a thread! The girls have! "

Are they letting blokes go?

Cos if they're not I'm writing a strongly worded letter to the Daily Mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dan, ask one of them when you're getting the fucking beers in.

We're all dying of thirst here.

I'd hate to be in the desert with you......

Berks / Hants Xmas social? Lads only? Seriously! ??

Alexa says plan!!!!!!!

we should start a thread! The girls have!

Are they letting blokes go?

Cos if they're not I'm writing a strongly worded letter to the Daily Mail."

It's a girls social; you'll have to become a girl.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Dan, ask one of them when you're getting the fucking beers in.

We're all dying of thirst here.

I'd hate to be in the desert with you......

Berks / Hants Xmas social? Lads only? Seriously! ??

Alexa says plan!!!!!!!

we should start a thread! The girls have!

Are they letting blokes go?

Cos if they're not I'm writing a strongly worded letter to the Daily Mail.

It's a girls social; you'll have to become a girl. "

Easier said than done.....

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