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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

got outta bed a while ago to get a drink....trundled downstairs in my t shirt n jogging bottoms....got as far as the kitchen poised and ready to trun on the tap

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2 hours or so later and the bread has just gone in the oven to bake....and have mopped all the floors......I need to be stopped before I start hoovering the stairs and the upstairs bedrooms

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

want a Mistress

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"got outta bed a while ago to get a drink....trundled downstairs in my t shirt n jogging bottoms....got as far as the kitchen poised and ready to trun on the tap

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2 hours or so later and the bread has just gone in the oven to bake....and have mopped all the floors......I need to be stopped before I start hoovering the stairs and the upstairs bedrooms "

Please come to mine, I've got the hoovers out ready (one upstairs and one downstairs) and the cat tray needs emptying - bring some fresh bread please. Will you marry me?????

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

come and visit me if you are in a cleaning mood xx i ve baked my baps cooked cakes too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....... Will you marry me????? "

Only If I get to do all the laundry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got outta bed a while ago to get a drink....trundled downstairs in my t shirt n jogging bottoms....got as far as the kitchen poised and ready to trun on the tap

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2 hours or so later and the bread has just gone in the oven to bake....and have mopped all the floors......I need to be stopped before I start hoovering the stairs and the upstairs bedrooms "

you've been watching too much Downton Abbey .. harks you back to your youth when you dreamed of being Hudson in Upstairs Downstairs... or maybe Mrs Bridges.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"....... Will you marry me?????

Only If I get to do all the laundry "

Here comes the Bride - dum de dum de dum - which of us gets to wear the meringue frock????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"got outta bed a while ago to get a drink....trundled downstairs in my t shirt n jogging bottoms....got as far as the kitchen poised and ready to trun on the tap

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2 hours or so later and the bread has just gone in the oven to bake....and have mopped all the floors......I need to be stopped before I start hoovering the stairs and the upstairs bedrooms

you've been watching too much Downton Abbey .. harks you back to your youth when you dreamed of being Hudson in Upstairs Downstairs... or maybe Mrs Bridges. "

Ahhhhhh.....Mrs Bridges....now that takes me back.......fond memories of the broom cupboard and the boot room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....... Will you marry me?????

Only If I get to do all the laundry

Here comes the Bride - dum de dum de dum - which of us gets to wear the meringue frock???????? "

me....me....ME!!!!!!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"....... Will you marry me?????

Only If I get to do all the laundry

Here comes the Bride - dum de dum de dum - which of us gets to wear the meringue frock????????

me....me....ME!!!!!!! "

Ok then, so long as my bessie mate Dolly the Sheep can be my Matron of Honour xxxx Can have a Cumbrian 3sum to celebrate the nuptials x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....... Will you marry me?????

Only If I get to do all the laundry

Here comes the Bride - dum de dum de dum - which of us gets to wear the meringue frock????????

me....me....ME!!!!!!!

Ok then, so long as my bessie mate Dolly the Sheep can be my Matron of Honour xxxx Can have a Cumbrian 3sum to celebrate the nuptials x "

woohoooo!!!....baaaaaaaa

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"....... Will you marry me?????

Only If I get to do all the laundry

Here comes the Bride - dum de dum de dum - which of us gets to wear the meringue frock????????

me....me....ME!!!!!!!

Ok then, so long as my bessie mate Dolly the Sheep can be my Matron of Honour xxxx Can have a Cumbrian 3sum to celebrate the nuptials x

woohoooo!!!....baaaaaaaa "

humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....... Will you marry me?????

Only If I get to do all the laundry "

No marry me instead!!! Ms

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I'll look after Penny whilst you honeymoon

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