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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I bought two bottles of wine and they’re both corked! Both! Never had a corked bottle in my life but today? 2 in one go.

Anyone else with some first world problems?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No man around to watch a scary Netflix film with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No man around to watch a scary Netflix film with. "

A travesty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn't you check the bottle top before you bought it?

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By *rMardyMsGrimmCouple
over a year ago

near yonder

No Ice for g&t

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why didn't you check the bottle top before you bought it?"

I think you’re confusing corked, with “had a cork in”

They’re off basically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man around to watch a scary Netflix film with.

A travesty! "

It is. I tried to watch it a few nights ago and almost had a panic attack 20 minutes in.

I need a brave man to hide behind in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No Ice for g&t"

Gin is the devils potion and I refuse to acknowledge it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why didn't you check the bottle top before you bought it?

I think you’re confusing corked, with “had a cork in”

They’re off basically "

Oh, sorry

I've just oiled my hair and some of it got into my eyes and made them blurry.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Two nails broke today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why didn't you check the bottle top before you bought it?

I think you’re confusing corked, with “had a cork in”

They’re off basically

Oh, sorry

I've just oiled my hair and some of it got into my eyes and made them blurry. "

That happens when I oil my beard, another first world problem

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I can barely reach the remote

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"No Ice for g&t"

No gin to go with my ice...

Why does all the gin go?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Still no shags from fab...well someone had to say it.

There's no laws to ban upstairs neighbours from having laminate flooring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No Ice for g&t

No gin to go with my ice...

Why does all the gin go? "

Same reason all the rums gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can barely reach the remote "

That’s just a bit lazy

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"No Ice for g&t

No gin to go with my ice...

Why does all the gin go?

Same reason all the rums gone "

No it hasn't, there is still half a bottle of sailor jerry left..

You must be spying on someone else..yer dirty scrote bucket

Ps.. I do know it's a jack sparrow line.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I can barely reach the remote

That’s just a bit lazy "

It’s all I could think of at the time

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley


"No man around to watch a scary Netflix film with.

A travesty!

It is. I tried to watch it a few nights ago and almost had a panic attack 20 minutes in.

I need a brave man to hide behind in bed."

I NEVER watch television in bed . . . But I am brave and could be persuaded to make an exception.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No Ice for g&t

No gin to go with my ice...

Why does all the gin go?

Same reason all the rums gone

No it hasn't, there is still half a bottle of sailor jerry left..

You must be spying on someone else..yer dirty scrote bucket

Ps.. I do know it's a jack sparrow line."

You have half a bottle of sailor jerry and you’re whinging about the gin!? The only problem you have sir, is that it’s only half a bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can barely reach the remote

That’s just a bit lazy

It’s all I could think of at the time "

Ok, I’ll accept it. Can anyone help this lady reach the remote please?

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By *urballsMan
over a year ago

Claygate

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I can barely reach the remote

That’s just a bit lazy

It’s all I could think of at the time

Ok, I’ll accept it. Can anyone help this lady reach the remote please? "

Shhhhh, it’s on the arm of the chair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can barely reach the remote

That’s just a bit lazy

It’s all I could think of at the time

Ok, I’ll accept it. Can anyone help this lady reach the remote please?

Shhhhh, it’s on the arm of the chair "

No no, too late now. We have too men enroute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*top men, I have fat thumbs

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I can barely reach the remote

That’s just a bit lazy

It’s all I could think of at the time

Ok, I’ll accept it. Can anyone help this lady reach the remote please?

Shhhhh, it’s on the arm of the chair

No no, too late now. We have too men enroute "

Ohh ffs, I had better get me best wig out then

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I bought two bottles of wine and they’re both corked! Both! Never had a corked bottle in my life but today? 2 in one go.

Anyone else with some first world problems? "

Were they from Aldi ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had this problem and worse still, no corkscrew, I did however have screws and a hammer, I screwed a long screw in and used the claw of a hammer to remove, must admit, sweated a bit, and had the odd flaking cork in my wine, but still, all went down a treat.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"*top men, I have fat thumbs "

Nowt wrong with fat thumbs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can't get out of my dress and have no one to help me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bought two bottles of wine and they’re both corked! Both! Never had a corked bottle in my life but today? 2 in one go.

Anyone else with some first world problems?

Were they from Aldi ?"

No, they were not. It’s actually a wine I’ve had a few bottles of previously but alas, my luck was over today.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I broke one of my gin glasses yesterday. There was glass everywhere but thankfully it was empty so no gin was wasted. I’d have been bereft if I’d wasted any.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once had this problem and worse still, no corkscrew, I did however have screws and a hammer, I screwed a long screw in and used the claw of a hammer to remove, must admit, sweated a bit, and had the odd flaking cork in my wine, but still, all went down a treat."

Oh just push the cork in if that’s the case, it’s not hard. But unfortunately that’s not the sort of corked I’m referring too

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