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By *.S.S OP Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

As it's Christmas, we all have our dirty little secrets.

I have to go first? Oh, alright then..

Unless i'm having sex with someone i know well, i can't get erect while they're on top. 90% of my meets i'm always doing the fucking!

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

thats me out then i love riding xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have little or no feeling in my nipples

they just aint interested!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As it's Christmas, we all have our dirty little secrets.

I have to go first? Oh, alright then..

Unless i'm having sex with someone i know well, i can't get erect while they're on top. 90% of my meets i'm always doing the fucking!

I was round at a new "friends with benifits" on tuesday, who tokes the .

And after the first sesh I thought id try a bit, went from randy as fuck to warm and fuzzy and plain hungry in minutes.

Took two hours to go off during which time we just talked shit and munched lol.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I was round at a new "friends with benifits" on tuesday, who tokes the .

And after the first sesh I thought id try a bit, went from randy as fuck to warm and fuzzy and plain hungry in minutes.

Took two hours to go off during which time we just talked shit and munched lol.

What did you munch?????

Barbecue beef super noodles are my guilty secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was round at a new "friends with benifits" on tuesday, who tokes the .

And after the first sesh I thought id try a bit, went from randy as fuck to warm and fuzzy and plain hungry in minutes.

Took two hours to go off during which time we just talked shit and munched lol.

What did you munch?????

Barbecue beef super noodles are my guilty secret

Drank bailys and ate pringles. I dont smoke it lol so probably a very bad idea haha.

Not allowed to next time

But I dont mind.

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By *.S.S OP Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"thats me out then i love riding xx

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Is that your confession?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I was round at a new "friends with benifits" on tuesday, who tokes the .

And after the first sesh I thought id try a bit, went from randy as fuck to warm and fuzzy and plain hungry in minutes.

Took two hours to go off during which time we just talked shit and munched lol.

What did you munch?????

Barbecue beef super noodles are my guilty secret

Drank bailys and ate pringles. I dont smoke it lol so probably a very bad idea haha.

Not allowed to next time

But I dont mind.

In that case you'll probably get to munch some minge next time lol #ducks for cover before the NSOH gang shout at me for use of the word minge#

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took two hours to go off during which time we just talked shit and munched lol.

Sounds like one a my meets lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my guilty secret is that I am loving my post reformation Take That albums

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

bless me father for i have sinned and these are my confessions......i have had sex with strange men , had sex outdoors where passersby have seen me getting spit roasted. how many hail marys do i have to say to be forgiven???

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

"bless me father for i have sinned and these are my confessions......i have had sex with strange men , had sex outdoors where passersby have seen me getting spit roasted. how many hail marys do i have to say to be forgiven???"
will that do??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more than I can count on 1 finger

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

my confession is i wake people up in the middle of the night cause im bored and fancy a chat

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By *.S.S OP Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

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Perfect! 6 hail Mary's should do it.

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By *iles3659Man
over a year ago

Stafford

Confession? 2 words.

Fray

Bentos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took two hours to go off during which time we just talked shit and munched lol.

Sounds like one a my meets lol xx

Haha it was a lot of fun!!!

She was gagging too hahahaha bless her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really a single female posing as a male cause i was sick of gettin loads a mail xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im really a single female posing as a male cause i was sick of gettin loads a mail xx

we all knew that you were just a big.....sorry...little.....girlie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im really a single female posing as a male cause i was sick of gettin loads a mail xx

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feck...I've had sex with some REALLY strange men!!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Ive just eaten a large packet of Hand Cooked Vegetable Crisps!

Very nice they were too but now im stuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feck...I've had sex with some REALLY strange men!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just eaten a large packet of Hand Cooked Vegetable Crisps!

Very nice they were too but now im stuffed

Of all the things already mentioned on this thread so far that is the most shocking

lol.

No hail marys just 25 star jumps for you haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a veggie, but still go 'Mmmmmmmmmm' when I smell bacon cooking

Hippo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im really a single female posing as a male cause i was sick of gettin loads a mail xx

Fancy a fuck?

Aye xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

i love to wee in the shower - very liberating! Z

ps Soapy ain't a single female i've met him! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love to wee in the shower - very liberating! Z

ps Soapy ain't a single female i've met him! Z"

nah....that was fmuma's ventriloquist dummy

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"i love to wee in the shower - very liberating! Z

ps Soapy ain't a single female i've met him! Z

nah....that was fmuma's ventriloquist dummy

lol - pre fmuma! Z

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over a year ago

"As it's Christmas, we all have our dirty little secrets.

I have to go first? Oh, alright then..

Unless i'm having sex with someone i know well, i can't get erect while they're on top. 90% of my meets i'm always doing the fucking!

I was round at a new "friends with benifits" on tuesday, who tokes the .

And after the first sesh I thought id try a bit, went from randy as fuck to warm and fuzzy and plain hungry in minutes.

Took two hours to go off during which time we just talked shit and munched lol.

Hahaha that has made me laugh

Im not going to tell the story of the "special" muffins that I found in my porch one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love to wee in the shower - very liberating! Z

ps Soapy ain't a single female i've met him! Z"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love to wee in the shower - very liberating! Z

ps Soapy ain't a single female i've met him! Z

nah....that was fmuma's ventriloquist dummy

Aye ill go fa that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lived with grandmother for a bit as a teenager, me and a friend drank all her Cointreau, it was rather nice, so we got absolutely shitfaced.

She didn't drink, so filled the bottle with water, Cointreau is clear anyway, I figured she'd never find out.

Months later a couple she'd not seen for ages popped round, she offered the usual cup of tea, then said she had some Cointreau if they prefered. They both accepted.

My face went ashen, she poured them two small glasses of faintly orange smelling water and gave it to them.

They sat there drinking the water, they didn't say a thing, just looked at each other as if to say the old lady's going doolally.

They politely finished their water, my nan offered them another, I nearly split my sides when they said "better not, driving"!

With that they left, my nan commented they were in a bit of a hurry to leave, I spent the next hour lying face down on the bed, so she couldn't hear me laughing.

She'd would have had my guts for garters, if she knew.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"i love to wee in the shower - very liberating! Z

ps Soapy ain't a single female i've met him! Z"

omg i thought that was just me

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