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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


" Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. "

No problem mate

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Dirty pic on the way OP it will defo take your mind off the pain lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me "

Awww, poor baby - sloppy food for you for a few days!!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'll send you a pic of my car....It's filthy at the moment

Hope you're feeling better soon x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can empathize with you OP, had my two lower wisdom teeth out a few yrs ago..

I looked like desperate dan for a good few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo"

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch! When the anaesthetic wears off you’ll properly feel it! Hope you feel better soon, OP!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I can empathize with you OP, had my two lower wisdom teeth out a few yrs ago..

I looked like desperate dan for a good few days "

Best bit is there's was nothing wrong with it. I'm that special I'm getting a 2nd set so it was being pushed out. Even my dentist of over 30 years hasn't seen it before. Wish I could just be normal for a change.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you "

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me "

No fun at all. Rest up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses. "

I really didn't think this through did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all "

I’ll see if I can find one for you

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

I’ll see if I can find one for you "

Best thing I've heard all day. Yep it's been that bad a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can empathize with you OP, had my two lower wisdom teeth out a few yrs ago..

I looked like desperate dan for a good few days

Best bit is there's was nothing wrong with it. I'm that special I'm getting a 2nd set so it was being pushed out. Even my dentist of over 30 years hasn't seen it before. Wish I could just be normal for a change."

Trust you to be so special Bladey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.

I really didn't think this through did I "

Be careful what you wish for.

Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me "

I sympathise and understand your need for comfort.

Sending you a dick pic right away.....

Hope it helps.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn


" Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please.

No problem mate "

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I can empathize with you OP, had my two lower wisdom teeth out a few yrs ago..

I looked like desperate dan for a good few days

Best bit is there's was nothing wrong with it. I'm that special I'm getting a 2nd set so it was being pushed out. Even my dentist of over 30 years hasn't seen it before. Wish I could just be normal for a change.

Trust you to be so special Bladey "

I so wish I wasn't it's no fun no more

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.

I really didn't think this through did I

Be careful what you wish for.

Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism. "

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me

I sympathise and understand your need for comfort.

Sending you a dick pic right away.....

Hope it helps."

Won't be the 1st sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me

I sympathise and understand your need for comfort.

Sending you a dick pic right away.....

Hope it helps.

Won't be the 1st sadly "

You haven’t only had dick pics though

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me

I sympathise and understand your need for comfort.

Sending you a dick pic right away.....

Hope it helps.

Won't be the 1st sadly

You haven’t only had dick pics though "

Very true. If I could feel my gob I'd be grinning like a Cheshire cat

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Sending a cock pic for you to enjoy..

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.

I really didn't think this through did I

Be careful what you wish for.

Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism. "

That could work , just need a suitable spot for a bit of dogging fun .... maybe a grav....nah , best not go there again

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.

I really didn't think this through did I

Be careful what you wish for.

Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism.

That could work , just need a suitable spot for a bit of dogging fun .... maybe a grav....nah , best not go there again "

Abort Abort Abort!!!!!!

I repeat; ABORT!!!!!!!!!!

Nun of that here please.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.

I really didn't think this through did I

Be careful what you wish for.

Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism.

That could work , just need a suitable spot for a bit of dogging fun .... maybe a grav....nah , best not go there again

Abort Abort Abort!!!!!!

I repeat; ABORT!!!!!!!!!!

Nun of that here please. "

Ha ha !!!

I don’t know what possessed me , perhaps a priest could help ?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.

I really didn't think this through did I

Be careful what you wish for.

Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism.

That could work , just need a suitable spot for a bit of dogging fun .... maybe a grav....nah , best not go there again

Abort Abort Abort!!!!!!

I repeat; ABORT!!!!!!!!!!

Nun of that here please.

Ha ha !!!

I don’t know what possessed me , perhaps a priest could help ? "

Sorry. Graveyard humour.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.

I really didn't think this through did I

Be careful what you wish for.

Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism.

That could work , just need a suitable spot for a bit of dogging fun .... maybe a grav....nah , best not go there again

Abort Abort Abort!!!!!!

I repeat; ABORT!!!!!!!!!!

Nun of that here please.

Ha ha !!!

I don’t know what possessed me , perhaps a priest could help ?

Sorry. Graveyard humour. "

Say no more ...

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.

I really didn't think this through did I

Be careful what you wish for.

Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism.

That could work , just need a suitable spot for a bit of dogging fun .... maybe a grav....nah , best not go there again "

I've just spit my worm milk everywhere

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By *he Stuff Of LegendMan
over a year ago

Hadfield


"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me "

Look on the bright side it makes your face look slimmer it did when I had mine out.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me

Look on the bright side it makes your face look slimmer it did when I had mine out. "

Instant Wight loss hmmm hadn't thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's payback Bladey for being such a naughty boy at The Social.

You will be climbing the walls soon when the Lignocaine wears off. Screaming the house down!

I'm not cute, but I am blonde... how can I help you take your mind off things?

In box... Incoming

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"It's payback Bladey for being such a naughty boy at The Social.

You will be climbing the walls soon when the Lignocaine wears off. Screaming the house down!

I'm not cute, but I am blonde... how can I help you take your mind off things?

In box... Incoming "

You obviously know the answer

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Stop being a drama queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purree food lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop being a drama queen "

Pfffttt Mr PP who was whingeing last week!!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Stop being a drama queen "

Hmmm where's me snips

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Purree food lol "

I need someone to cook it for me im a useless bloke. Hint hint

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Stop being a drama queen

Pfffttt Mr PP who was whingeing last week!! "

Great minds

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Stop being a drama queen

Pfffttt Mr PP who was whingeing last week!! "

You've asked for it lady lol get ya inbox ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can empathize with you OP, had my two lower wisdom teeth out a few yrs ago..

I looked like desperate dan for a good few days

Best bit is there's was nothing wrong with it. I'm that special I'm getting a 2nd set so it was being pushed out. Even my dentist of over 30 years hasn't seen it before. Wish I could just be normal for a change."

I don't think I have even grown a first set.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me "

Oh ouch poor you wisdom teeth are fucking evil xx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I can empathize with you OP, had my two lower wisdom teeth out a few yrs ago..

I looked like desperate dan for a good few days

Best bit is there's was nothing wrong with it. I'm that special I'm getting a 2nd set so it was being pushed out. Even my dentist of over 30 years hasn't seen it before. Wish I could just be normal for a change.

I don't think I have even grown a first set. "

I was quite happy with just the 1 set to be honest. I've now lost a good tooth for 1 that will also need pulling when it's finished coming out. Apparently on the rare occasions this does happen they're rarely rooted so it's still not over

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me

Oh ouch poor you wisdom teeth are fucking evil xx"

To be fair till now none of them have been any trouble but I know plenty do.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Oh you poor man!!! X

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh you poor man!!! X"

If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Oh you poor man!!! X

If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to "

Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Oh you poor man!!! X

If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to "

I'll get your ticket cashed for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking down the barrel of root canal and 1 to pull.

You seem likke luky man to me now dont be a mard

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh you poor man!!! X

If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to

Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x"

No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh you poor man!!! X

If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to

I'll get your ticket cashed for you "

Wota pal

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Looking down the barrel of root canal and 1 to pull.

You seem likke luky man to me now dont be a mard "

Ohhh nice. Ask for the codeine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re falling apart!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Oh you poor man!!! X

If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to

Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x

No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas "

to the crunch!!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"You’re falling apart!

"

I know

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh you poor man!!! X

If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to

Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x

No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas

to the crunch!!"

Did you cringe then

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Oh you poor man!!! X

If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to

Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x

No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas

to the crunch!!

Did you cringe then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re falling apart!

I know "

It's an age thing

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Oh you poor man!!! X

If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to

Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x

No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas

to the crunch!!

Did you cringe then

"

What's so funny about that? Yes....I did cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re falling apart!

I know

It's an age thing "

Hehe well I didn’t want to tell him that!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Oh you poor man!!! X

If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to

Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x

No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas

to the crunch!!

Did you cringe then

What's so funny about that? Yes....I did cringe."

I had 6 out in 1 sitting last year.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Poor bladey stock up on the painkillers and warm drinks have plenty of yoghurts as there is something in em that helps with the healing xx

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

Next month I have to have a minor op on tooth socket yhat hasn’t healed properly. Apprently they will cut the gum, roll it back, clean out the socket /upper jaw and stitch it back up....

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch, I can sympathise. I had 3 out at once. Not the nicest of things. Get well soon x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Oh you poor man!!! X

If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to

Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x

No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas

to the crunch!!

Did you cringe then

What's so funny about that? Yes....I did cringe.

I had 6 out in 1 sitting last year."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon OP! aaarrrgghhhhhhhh

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I was looking at the possibility of having all my teeth out!

Radiotherapy of the throat of neck can mean that. Luckily I had none out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all "

Cute blonde pic on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had mine taken out too. When he yanked on it i squeezed his thigh. Hubby was bursting inside

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

Cute blonde pic on its way "

I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

Cute blonde pic on its way

I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is "

Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

Cute blonde pic on its way

I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is

Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear "

Bullshit ya fucker

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Have had two impacted wisdom teeth out and the pain is immense once the numbing wears off. Cocodamol and hot water bottle on the face helps.

Hope you feel better

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

Cute blonde pic on its way

I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is

Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear

Bullshit ya fucker "

Haha so it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

Cute blonde pic on its way

I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is

Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear

Bullshit ya fucker

Haha so it was "

See, told yer

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Have had two impacted wisdom teeth out and the pain is immense once the numbing wears off. Cocodamol and hot water bottle on the face helps.

Hope you feel better"

Believe me if you could pick me up and shake me I'd rattle

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Man up fire blade. Gravel rash is worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

Cute blonde pic on its way

I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is

Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear

Bullshit ya fucker "

I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Man up fire blade. Gravel rash is worse "

True but at least there's some pleasure with it. Ok before it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

Cute blonde pic on its way

I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is

Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear

Bullshit ya fucker

I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though "

I’ll show you the one I sent him, hard to beat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

Cute blonde pic on its way

I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is

Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear

Bullshit ya fucker

I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though

I’ll show you the one I sent him, hard to beat "

Is it gonna scare me

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

Cute blonde pic on its way

I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is

Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear

Bullshit ya fucker

I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though "

Owww I don't know. Bloody shame I'm old and dropping to bits

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

Cute blonde pic on its way

I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is

Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear

Bullshit ya fucker

I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though

I’ll show you the one I sent him, hard to beat

Is it gonna scare me "

Your safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

Cute blonde pic on its way

I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is

Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear

Bullshit ya fucker

I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though

I’ll show you the one I sent him, hard to beat

Is it gonna scare me

Your safe. "

Awwww yeah cuter than the one I sent!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Man up fire blade. Gravel rash is worse

True but at least there's some pleasure with it. Ok before it."

Very true

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I would like a cute blonde too

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

Cute blonde pic on its way

I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is

Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear

Bullshit ya fucker

I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though

I’ll show you the one I sent him, hard to beat

Is it gonna scare me

Your safe.

Awwww yeah cuter than the one I sent! "

Hmmmm on a par maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like a cute blonde too"

Bloody ell, ok, comin up

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I would like a cute blonde too

Bloody ell, ok, comin up"

Your gonna pull at this rate

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all "

You know blond is a guy and blonde is a girl, right?

You should gargle with warm saltwater (Not a joke, though I'm sure there's one in there somewhere)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like a cute blonde too

Bloody ell, ok, comin up

Your gonna pull at this rate "

Let’s not go mental mate, no chance of that, he’s not even my dog

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo

Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you

Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all

You know blond is a guy and blonde is a girl, right?

You should gargle with warm saltwater (Not a joke, though I'm sure there's one in there somewhere)"

With my spelling that's the least of my problems

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think the doggie has pulled

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I would like a cute blonde too

Bloody ell, ok, comin up

Your gonna pull at this rate

Let’s not go mental mate, no chance of that, he’s not even my dog "

I thought it was a teddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like a cute blonde too

Bloody ell, ok, comin up

Your gonna pull at this rate

Let’s not go mental mate, no chance of that, he’s not even my dog

I thought it was a teddy "

Glad it wasn’t just me. Or are you just humouring me coz I’m so dumb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like a cute blonde too

Bloody ell, ok, comin up

Your gonna pull at this rate

Let’s not go mental mate, no chance of that, he’s not even my dog

I thought it was a teddy "

No he’s a real dog, too cute for words eh. Not mine tho, he’s being fostered by a mate for the rspca.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I would like a cute blonde too

Bloody ell, ok, comin up

Your gonna pull at this rate

Let’s not go mental mate, no chance of that, he’s not even my dog

I thought it was a teddy

Glad it wasn’t just me. Or are you just humouring me coz I’m so dumb! "

Ohhh no guess that means I'm blond to

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I would like a cute blonde too

Bloody ell, ok, comin up

Your gonna pull at this rate

Let’s not go mental mate, no chance of that, he’s not even my dog

I thought it was a teddy

No he’s a real dog, too cute for words eh. Not mine tho, he’s being fostered by a mate for the rspca. "

Ffs I hope my kids don't see that. My gaffs already a zoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s your gob?

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