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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why did the Mexican take Prozac?

For Hispanic attacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Man tough audience.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I got into this embarrassing situation in a swingers club, this older lady was sticking her ass out while she was sucking this guy in a gimp mask off.

So I slid into her from behind, to my surprise the guy pulled off his gimp mask and said

‘I’m shocked to see you here son!’

I was stunned I replied

‘Dad! I can’t beleive you are cheating on mum like this!’

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‘He’s not’ said mum glaring at me over her shoulder.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

What did the Japanese janitor say when he jumped out the cupboard?

supplies!!!

Love that one lol

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself "

Did the police cone the area off?

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself

Did the police cone the area off?"

Yeah, think the locals done a whip round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself

Did the police cone the area off?

Yeah, think the locals done a whip round "

Sounds a bit flakey

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself

Did the police cone the area off?

Yeah, think the locals done a whip round

Sounds a bit flakey "

Sherbet it paid for his funeral

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself

Did the police cone the area off?

Yeah, think the locals done a whip round

Sounds a bit flakey

Sherbet it paid for his funeral "

Did they find any (dip) dabs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I walked into a room full of men masturbating.

They looked really shocked when I didn't stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself

Did the police cone the area off?

Yeah, think the locals done a whip round

Sounds a bit flakey "

I'd like to see Magnum get involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself

Did the police cone the area off?

Yeah, think the locals done a whip round

Sounds a bit flakey

Sherbet it paid for his funeral "

What's your sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My roommate started dating twins.

I asked him how he manages to tell them apart.

He said: "Well Stacy is blonde...

and Brian has a dick"

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

If you've come here for the yodelling lessons you're going to have to form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

A Young lady walked into Mothercare and asked the shop assistant if they sell matternity dresses and if so , do they have any in stock , "yes my dear" replies the assistant " we have quite a good selection over here , may I ask what bust ? " to which the young lady replied " the condom"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad got his legs blown off in the troubles- shin pain x

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

I am currently reading a book from the library which is about what the world would be like if there was no gravity ,,, the book is brilliant , i can't put it down

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"

The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"

The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guy checks into a hotel with his wife and kids, he asks the receptionist,

‘Is the porn disabled?’

She says

‘No you sick fucker it’s normal porn’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many dead bodies can you fit in a garage?...

... 1 more if I move my bike...

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