FabSwingers.com forum: C'mon boys, get your torso avatars out for me??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please, it is Christmas.....

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Best I can do...old frame...but it still works...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Please, it is Christmas.....

Because you asked so nicely.. heres my effort..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Both scrummy, thankyou, but I still want more....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Pow!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I want a christmas name but cant think of one

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Pow!"

ohhhh you have made my day mr monkey

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"I want a christmas name but cant think of one

Christmas cracker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pow!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, it is Christmas.....

Just for you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nope lol"

I order you to , by the power of greyskull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please, it is Christmas.....

Just for you xx"

Thanks Camfun, thanks Adventurous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your wery velcome merry christmas x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anytime Sweet Cheeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet ya wish ya had never asked now don't ya? Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bet ya wish ya had never asked now don't ya? Lol xx

I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my age I think it's ok

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Pow!"

Oh please santa, can I have him in my stocking

Funky take that as you will

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pow!

Oh please santa, can I have him in my stocking

Funky take that as you will

Sure.... after me

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Pow!

Oh please santa, can I have him in my stocking

Funky take that as you will

Sure.... after me

OI I asked first

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"For my age I think it's ok

Hate the phrase for my age

You look scruumy hun xxx

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

You'll already have seen mine but voila in any case

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Will be keeping my eye on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll already have seen mine but voila in any case

Sure have, but its been a while!

So thanks

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Will be keeping my eye on this thread

You and me both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will be keeping my eye on this thread

Oi, get those^^ over to the breasts thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I expect the same in return :p

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I expect the same in return :p"

Go to the breasts thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I expect the same in return :p"

Oh and extra points if you are sporting an orions belt too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ms Claws I salute you.

Come on you lurkers, show us what you've got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I expect the same in return :p

Go to the breasts thread

I'd rather a bum thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be keeping my eye on this thread

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a christmas name but cant think of one

all these peeps changing names on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's my effort, happy Christmas you sexy ladies cxx

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Will be keeping my eye on this thread

Oi, get those^^ over to the breasts thread

Have already popped them over there

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I expect the same in return :p

Go to the breasts thread

I'd rather a bum thread

What a good idea...think we should have one of them for the guys too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ms Claws I salute you.

Come on you lurkers, show us what you've got.

Same here!! Lets see more torsos. Woof!!!!!

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Welcome! Hope you're doing well and keeping warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady's wishes should always be honoured. Merry christmas x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmm some very nice avatars on this thread more please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bet ya wish ya had never asked now don't ya? Lol xx

I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!"

Sorry me Six pack pics are 20 years old now

And I long lost the plastic bit that holds a six pack together lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmm some very nice avatars on this thread more please

You need to shut your eyes if they're under 30 :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lady's wishes should always be honoured. Merry christmas x"

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

now wheres my kiss lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"now wheres my kiss lol

Where do you want it

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

whoo hoo..i

choices

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By *irtyleedsladMan
over a year ago

leeds

stightly red with inadiquate embarrassment.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Ohhh yum some very nice chests here .. More please gentlemen I like

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Oh my fave type of pics!!

Im liking this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"whoo hoo..i

choices"

Now, Mr... where do I begin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet jesus, Jezebel and msclaws, you're showing us up with them fine arses...

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Here's my effort, happy Christmas you sexy ladies cxx"

Definitely the best (hehe naturally)

But Soapy comes a close second!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmm some very nice avatars on this thread more please

You need to shut your eyes if they're under 30 :p"

But I'm over 30 so you can open them again Madam! I've changed my avatar for the other torso pic as well just so there's kind of a different view..er, I think that makes sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

merry christmas ms claws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine ain't as good as some on here by any means x

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Sweet jesus, Jezebel and msclaws, you're showing us up with them fine arses...

awww bless ya, but my torso is crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mmmmm some very nice avatars on this thread more please

You need to shut your eyes if they're under 30 :p

But I'm over 30 so you can open them again Madam! I've changed my avatar for the other torso pic as well just so there's kind of a different view..er, I think that makes sense."

Yes, this one is my fave of yours xx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Boys you are doing us proud. Carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

needs a lot of work,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Army pt for me in the morning at 0645 down the gym I will get there lol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Army pt for me in the morning at 0645 down the gym I will get there lol "

Looks like youre not too far off now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whoo hoo..i

choices"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm hello

(grrrrr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmm some very nice avatars on this thread more please

You need to shut your eyes if they're under 30 :p

But I'm over 30 so you can open them again Madam! I've changed my avatar for the other torso pic as well just so there's kind of a different view..er, I think that makes sense."

and still a lovely pic it is too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell you girls are demanding tonight

Here ya go, dont point and laugh, its christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Army pt for me in the morning at 0645 down the gym I will get there lol "

Best ask for a beasting then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks ladies, but do you prefer your chests smooth or hairy x

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Bloody hell you girls are demanding tonight

Here ya go, dont point and laugh, its christmas

We're smiling, not laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

merry christmas everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet jesus, Jezebel and msclaws, you're showing us up with them fine arses...

awww bless ya, but my torso is crap

All looks good from where I'm sitting!! And right now I'm sitting perving over you're profile pics lol! You're double tidy!

Feel like I need to add, my trousers are zipped up and I'm in no way abusing myself while checking you out...I promise......really I'm not......HONESTLY!......Taxi!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Sweet jesus, Jezebel and msclaws, you're showing us up with them fine arses...

awww bless ya, but my torso is crap

All looks good from where I'm sitting!! And right now I'm sitting perving over you're profile pics lol! You're double tidy!

Feel like I need to add, my trousers are zipped up and I'm in no way abusing myself while checking you out...I promise......really I'm not......HONESTLY!......Taxi!

Damn I must be losing mi touch

OK back to the torsos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmm some very nice avatars on this thread more please

You need to shut your eyes if they're under 30 :p

But I'm over 30 so you can open them again Madam! I've changed my avatar for the other torso pic as well just so there's kind of a different view..er, I think that makes sense.

Yes, this one is my fave of yours xx

Aw, thank you good lady. I'm aware this isn't a bottoms thread, but may I commend you on your magnificent buttocks all the same?

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

ok - but just for a short while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mmmmm some very nice avatars on this thread more please

You need to shut your eyes if they're under 30 :p

But I'm over 30 so you can open them again Madam! I've changed my avatar for the other torso pic as well just so there's kind of a different view..er, I think that makes sense.

Yes, this one is my fave of yours xx

Aw, thank you good lady. I'm aware this isn't a bottoms thread, but may I commend you on your magnificent buttocks all the same?

What buttocks

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"ok - but just for a short while"

oh my!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok - but just for a short while"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battery dying

so its good night from me x

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

to be truthful, that pic is about 18 months old and I'm no nearly so svelte at the moment - I'm more like this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Battery dying

so its good night from me x"

Sweet dreams

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"to be truthful, that pic is about 18 months old and I'm no nearly so svelte at the moment - I'm more like this one"

nah, still wouldnt ask for a refund...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"to be truthful, that pic is about 18 months old and I'm no nearly so svelte at the moment - I'm more like this one"

As you well know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmm some very nice avatars on this thread more please

You need to shut your eyes if they're under 30 :p

But I'm over 30 so you can open them again Madam! I've changed my avatar for the other torso pic as well just so there's kind of a different view..er, I think that makes sense.

Yes, this one is my fave of yours xx

Aw, thank you good lady. I'm aware this isn't a bottoms thread, but may I commend you on your magnificent buttocks all the same?

What buttocks

Cheeky! Madam, you are showing me all kinds of lovely delicacies tonight, aren't you? I must get to sleep in a mo as I'm up before six, but I shall have plenty of fine treats to taste in dreamland thanks to those lovely images you are putting in my head...

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By *.S.SMan
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Someone say torso...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Thanks ladies, but do you prefer your chests smooth or hairy x"

hairy here...but no back hair...just enough to know i am fucking a man not a boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough hairy cuddly torso's so taking one for the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am loving this thread! love it love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right of to the gym to work on the chest

well army pt anyway x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump.... Get those bods out boys, us ladies wanna see just what you're made of.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd show mine but i fear i might just get plucked and shoved in an oven on a low light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd show mine but i fear i might just get plucked and shoved in an oven on a low light "

Chicken xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"i'd show mine but i fear i might just get plucked and shoved in an oven on a low light "

plucked??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i'd show mine but i fear i might just get plucked and shoved in an oven on a low light "

I think you must have stuffing in your ears, that will teach you to go down on a full bird!

I didn't say "plucked"........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm need to lay of all the food this Christmas or take more exercises! Any offers of help!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmm need to lay of all the food this Christmas or take more exercises! Any offers of help!"

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Had to come back from another perv

Got so excited lost the ability to spell...so will try again!

Had to come back for another perv

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Had to come back for another perv

Get those lovely breast in to the correct thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow yummy pics a big thankyou for this forum post and merry xmas everyone x

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Had to come back for another perv

Get those lovely breast in to the correct thread...

Sorry they are going back into hiding now...got to go and flash my bum in another thread now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will this do? lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pow!"

ohhh

not bad

few wax strips and you'd be near on perfect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, it is Christmas.....

Its You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"merry christmas everyone x"

oh hang on found one that'll save on my wax strips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to be truthful, that pic is about 18 months old and I'm no nearly so svelte at the moment - I'm more like this one"

Omg he has a cock

ok I know daft as it sounds but its one of them moments like when Soapy showed his

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"to be truthful, that pic is about 18 months old and I'm no nearly so svelte at the moment - I'm more like this one

Omg he has a cock

ok I know daft as it sounds but its one of them moments like when Soapy showed his

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Alright, alright, as it's xmas.

The things I have to do for this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to be truthful, that pic is about 18 months old and I'm no nearly so svelte at the moment - I'm more like this one

Omg he has a cock

ok I know daft as it sounds but its one of them moments like when Soapy showed his

As do I, but it rarely gets shown as my avatar either. Let me see I think I have a torso shot where its just peeking into view...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had to come back for another perv

Get those lovely breast in to the correct thread...

Sorry they are going back into hiding now...BOOOOOOOOO.....got to go and flash my bum in another thread now.

"
YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to be truthful, that pic is about 18 months old and I'm no nearly so svelte at the moment - I'm more like this one

Omg he has a cock

ok I know daft as it sounds but its one of them moments like when Soapy showed his

As do I, but it rarely gets shown as my avatar either. Let me see I think I have a torso shot where its just peeking into view...

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ho ho ho

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Had to come back for another perv

Get those lovely breast in to the correct thread...

Sorry they are going back into hiding now...BOOOOOOOOO.....got to go and flash my bum in another thread now.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

* whispers in ear *

You can still see them in our profile pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had to come back for another perv

Get those lovely breast in to the correct thread...

Sorry they are going back into hiding now...BOOOOOOOOO.....got to go and flash my bum in another thread now.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

* whispers in ear *

You can still see them in our profile pics

goes directly to _endaroos profile to inspect what he missed in other post... P.S you might want to work on your whispering technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my afternoon sorted thanks _endaroos!!

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By *llan55Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

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By *llan55Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Please, it is Christmas.....

Merry Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a partial view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nope lol"

Haha. Yeah, I was gonna be a spoilsport too!

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Loch Lomond

Since its Christmas

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"nope lol

Haha. Yeah, I was gonna be a spoilsport too!

Tease... Just seen yours on your profile, very nice it is too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to be truthful, that pic is about 18 months old and I'm no nearly so svelte at the moment - I'm more like this one"

still looks good though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a partial view"

need to change and go on the bum thread too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since its Christmas

*Just back from works Xmas lunch.....

HELLO!

How YOU doin'?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Pow!

ohhh

not bad

few wax strips and you'd be near on perfect lol "

Ouch! You bad bad woman, have you not seen the movie The 40 year old virgin?

I think I prefer to have a marmite chest.

I don't mean smear it with marmite...

actually I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pow!

ohhh

not bad

few wax strips and you'd be near on perfect lol

Ouch! You bad bad woman, have you not seen the movie The 40 year old virgin?

I think I prefer to have a marmite chest.

I don't mean smear it with marmite...

actually I do. "

Add a little melted mature cheddar much like wax) and I'm there

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Pow!

ohhh

not bad

few wax strips and you'd be near on perfect lol

Ouch! You bad bad woman, have you not seen the movie The 40 year old virgin?

I think I prefer to have a marmite chest.

I don't mean smear it with marmite...

actually I do.

Add a little melted mature cheddar much like wax) and I'm there

Ouch! x 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pow!

ohhh

not bad

few wax strips and you'd be near on perfect lol

Ouch! You bad bad woman, have you not seen the movie The 40 year old virgin?

I think I prefer to have a marmite chest.

I don't mean smear it with marmite...

actually I do.

Add a little melted mature cheddar much like wax) and I'm there

Ouch! x 2

But the pain is SO worth the gain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to be truthful, that pic is about 18 months old and I'm no nearly so svelte at the moment - I'm more like this one

Omg he has a cock

ok I know daft as it sounds but its one of them moments like when Soapy showed his

As do I, but it rarely gets shown as my avatar either. Let me see I think I have a torso shot where its just peeking into view...

I'm glad you approve my dear. Careful now, those fluttering eyelashes can get you into a lot of trouble...

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Loch Lomond

"Since its Christmas

*Just back from works Xmas lunch.....

HELLO!

How YOU doin'?

Hello,

All good and well here, just getting into the festive spirit by doing some wrapping. How was your Xmas lunch? Meat n two veg n all the trimmings washed down with a few cheeky rosé vino's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines on my profile sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since its Christmas

*Just back from works Xmas lunch.....

HELLO!

How YOU doin'?

Hello,

All good and well here, just getting into the festive spirit by doing some wrapping. How was your Xmas lunch? Meat n two veg n all the trimmings washed down with a few cheeky rosé vino's?

All full bodied red for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn't like it, you really wouldn't like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here you go. Skinny wee me! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You wouldn't like it, you really wouldn't like it!"

Ha... bare faced cheek...

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

Since I was ordered personally by the OP to get on here, I couldn't refuse.

Now I am dying of acute embarrassment!

Merry Xmas everyone and may the new year be positively spectacular for evey single one of you!! Be better people and nice to each other!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here you go.

Skinny wee me! x"

and a great skinny wee me it is too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since I was ordered personally by the OP to get on here, I couldn't refuse.

Now I am dying of acute embarrassment!

Merry Xmas everyone and may the new year be positively spectacular for evey single one of you!! Be better people and nice to each other!"

Been hiding you light under a bushel

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

"Since I was ordered personally by the OP to get on here, I couldn't refuse.

Now I am dying of acute embarrassment!

Merry Xmas everyone and may the new year be positively spectacular for evey single one of you!! Be better people and nice to each other!

Been hiding you light under a bushel

You make me blush, ?

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

Omg he has a cock

ok I know daft as it sounds but its one of them moments like when Soapy showed his

what the fook did you expect me to have?

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

let's try another one - just me this time - no Tobleton Junior

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"let's try another one - just me this time - no Tobleton Junior"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg he has a cock

ok I know daft as it sounds but its one of them moments like when Soapy showed his

what the fook did you expect me to have?"

Well err I knew you would have one just didn't expect to see it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg he has a cock

ok I know daft as it sounds but its one of them moments like when Soapy showed his

what the fook did you expect me to have?

Well err I knew you would have one just didn't expect to see it out

Aye release the beast xx

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

Well err I knew you would have one just didn't expect to see it out

I don't just post in the forums ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well err I knew you would have one just didn't expect to see it out

I don't just post in the forums ya know

And there it was gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here you go. Skinny wee me! x and a great skinny wee me it is too

"
Cheers,glad you like.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Will this do? lol x"

Phwoar! Makes me wish I hadn't given up red meat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon, not sure if my torso is good enough but hey ho x

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By *4FantasyCouple
over a year ago

Spalding

"Will be keeping my eye on this thread

me too"

Be keeping both eyes on this thread

Kazx

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

And there it was gone

That's a Welsh expression if ever I heard one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon, not sure if my torso is good enough but hey ho x"

in my eye very

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out again just for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon, not sure if my torso is good enough but hey ho x"

Hitting the gym hard since you posted in here 6 days ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines on profile

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

comes back for another peek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I posted on this already?

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