FabSwingers.com forum: Wanking up the hill

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sat in my car having a wank up portsdown hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate Bush would be proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How far up the hill did you get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kate Bush would be proud."

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Try telling us the details in song format to the tune of ‘Solsbury Hill’ by Peter Gabriel

“Sat up at Solsbury Hill

Having a wank, can’t keep still

Seeing the doggers in and out

It’s such a thrill I’ll give ‘em a shout”

Type of thing.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Congratulations

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do you wank on the mountains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking up on Salisbury hill

I could see an eery light

Wind was blowing time stood still

Ramblers came out of the night

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

If you're going uphill then you're obviously heading in the right erection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congratulations

do you wank on the mountains? "
that would entail an awful lot of seaman and localised chaifing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought everybody wanks uphill..then downhill...then uphill..then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kate Bush would be proud."

Snorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought everybody wanks uphill..then downhill...then uphill..then"
nope that was grand old duke of York...wanked 10000 men to the top then down again.

Arm like Popeye apparently

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Walking up on Salisbury hill

I could see an eery light

Wind was blowing time stood still

Ramblers came out of the night

Walking up on Solsbury Hill

I could see an interior light

A lady was blowing he stood still

Doggers came throughout the night

My heart going boom boom boom

Wanking up on Solsbury Hill

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Are you off to Solsbury Hill next?

Heavily edited. LOL

Tossing off on Solsbury Hill...

Semen flew out of the eye

It was something to observe

Came on clothes, I heard a voice

My heart going boom boom boom...

They've come to take me away. "

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Kate Bush would be proud."

I sang it to that tune when I saw the title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kate Bush would be proud."

Less successful follow up.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Are you the man who wanks up a hill but comes down a mountain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you the man who wanks up a hill but comes down a mountain?

Ss"

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"Congratulations

do you wank on the mountains? that would entail an awful lot of seaman and localised chaifing

Ooerrr chaifing

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Change your name to Sysyphus then you can wank for eternity

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Kate Bush would be proud."

I read the title and the music was playing in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Are you the man who wanks up a hill but comes down a mountain?

Ss"

*applauds*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kate Bush would be proud.

I read the title and the music was playing in my head"

I read the title and knew who the OP was.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Why"

If that was meant for me, Sysyphus in Greek myth was condemned to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why

If that was meant for me, Sysyphus in Greek myth was condemned to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity!"

No, it was why to the OP

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Why

If that was meant for me, Sysyphus in Greek myth was condemned to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity!

No, it was why to the OP"

In that case because he's obsessed with talking about his cock lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why

If that was meant for me, Sysyphus in Greek myth was condemned to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity!

No, it was why to the OP

In that case because he's obsessed with talking about his cock lol !"

Oh I know. Just wondering why he isn’t wanking in the safety of his own home lol

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Why

If that was meant for me, Sysyphus in Greek myth was condemned to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity!

No, it was why to the OP

In that case because he's obsessed with talking about his cock lol !

Oh I know. Just wondering why he isn’t wanking in the safety of his own home lol "

His house isn't big enough to contain it.He's having his ceilings raised to cater for his hard-ons

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Why

If that was meant for me, Sysyphus in Greek myth was condemned to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity!

No, it was why to the OP

In that case because he's obsessed with talking about his cock lol !

Oh I know. Just wondering why he isn’t wanking in the safety of his own home lol

His house isn't big enough to contain it.He's having his ceilings raised to cater for his hard-ons

So you're telling me, that's not snow of the roof then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kate Bush would be proud.

Less successful follow up. "
were you at the top of the hill? Technically could be Cloudbusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you on Solsbury Hill with Peter Gabriel?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Why

If that was meant for me, Sysyphus in Greek myth was condemned to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity!"

Getting his rocks off, perchance?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Don't think i'll be wanting to buy a used car off you

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Sat in my car having a wank up portsdown hill"

Who remembers Hale & Pace and their Kids' TV sketch? Well I do and this is what they'd say.

Hello Billy!

Hello Johnny!

Hello Children!

We've been reading this post...

Yes, children we have!

We know a song about this...

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Fapping off, on Solsbury Hill

I was sniffing my wife’s tights

Window’s steaming, engine still

Semen flew out of the eye

It was something to observe

Came on clothes, I heard a voice

Copper knocked and called me a perv

Had to listen, had no choice

I did not believe my situation

"Just getting sexual gratification"

My hand going, zoom, zoom, zoom

“Stop” He said “Wipe your hands”

“I’ve come to take you in”

I was detained until five

My wife would think I was a nut

A sexless marriage is no life

Open minds would soon be shut

How were things? Not OK!

My sex life was in a rut

'Til I thought of where I’d stay

All my clothes would she cut?

I was petitioned for obscenery

I had left the matrimony

My head going boom, boom, boom

“Hey” she said “Take your things”

” This is now, not your home”

(Back home.) Not home!

Confessing all this, on the net

I’m not looking for sympathy

Just a one bed for me to let

This all happened just last week

Watched by neighbours, through their nets

Who closed them tight, when glanced by me

Gossips hiding, behind those nets

I have needs: sexually

Today I don’t need the resentment

I just wanted sexual contentment

I have needs too, too, too

“Hey” I said “I want my things”

“That are still in my old home”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat in my car having a wank up portsdown hill"

Does this mean you can shoot from the bottom of the hill to the top?

Im not familiar with the hill in question but that's an impressive feat all the same.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Don't think i'll be wanting to buy a used car off you

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