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"I did produce a number of different butt plugs for a company in Worcestershire All new designs even did samples" Yeah but what about vibrators? | |||
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"Dr. J. Mortimer Granville you're a star." Absolutely!! x  | |||
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"John Logie Television invented the beard." And John Bogie Beard invented the handkerchief | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant." Nah, we still have to catch the spiders  | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders "Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders. | |||
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"I did produce a number of different butt plugs for a company in Worcestershire All new designs even did samples Yeah but what about vibrators?" No vibrators sorry | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant." Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit! And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing... | |||
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"Funny there is film about that called Hysterai think it was on Netflix or might have been Amazon "Yeah I remember watching it ages ago. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit! And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing..." Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc | |||
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"Thinking about investing in a fleshlite ...then all youse girls will be sorry" Will you give it a Veri, and mores the point will it leave one for you. | |||
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"Thinking about investing in a fleshlite ...then all youse girls will be sorry" Do it they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc | |||
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"Thinking about investing in a fleshlite ...then all youse girls will be sorry Do it they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc" hahaha... true | |||
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"Thinking about investing in a fleshlite ...then all youse girls will be sorry Do it they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc hahaha... true" . And I'm not outside its age range | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders."Put up your own shelves then. They won't be level. Pfffffft. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit! And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing... Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc" Ahhh...but robots will always leave you cold and they'll never be able to give you that extra little squeeze when they know you need it 
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
"and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit! And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing... Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc Ahhh...but robots will always leave you cold and they'll never be able to give you that extra little squeeze when they know you need it
We're not entirely useless all of the time "I'm hard I don't need any extra little squeeze. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there."You sound far too good to be true. Are you really a man hiding behind a fake profile? | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there.
You sound far too good to be true. Are you really a man hiding behind a fake profile? "I do believe I'm more man than woman. | |||
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"John Logie Television invented the beard. And John Bogie Beard invented the handkerchief " Alexander Fleming discovered James Bond. | |||
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"John Logie Television invented the beard. And John Bogie Beard invented the handkerchief Alexander Fleming discovered James Bond. " and you'll discover a smack on the arse if you don't keep on track. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there."Strait isn't level though. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there.
Strait isn't level though. "My straight shelves are always level. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there.
You sound far too good to be true. Are you really a man hiding behind a fake profile?
I do believe I'm more man than woman."Your dress in Manchester showed off your testicles wonderfully | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there.
You sound far too good to be true. Are you really a man hiding behind a fake profile?
I do believe I'm more man than woman.
Your dress in Manchester showed off your testicles wonderfully "Well when they're this flipping huge it's hard to hide the buggers. | |||
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"John Logie Television invented the beard. And John Bogie Beard invented the handkerchief Alexander Fleming discovered James Bond. and you'll discover a smack on the arse if you don't keep on track." I’d love that | |||
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"John Logie Television invented the beard. And John Bogie Beard invented the handkerchief Alexander Fleming discovered James Bond. and you'll discover a smack on the arse if you don't keep on track. I’d love that "Stingly can you please do the honours. | |||
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"I appreciate a vibrator, one in the back bottom while I'm in the front bottom or vice versa is quite pleasant." No just never say front bottom ever again! | |||
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"Yeah he was a genius,,he thought to himself 'if you build it they WILL cum'! Mrs "and cum we did. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders."A well aimed vibrator will deal with a spider. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit! And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing... Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc" Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down? | |||
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"There is/was a film on Netflix about its invention, can't remember what it is called though " Hysteria - its actually a really good film | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders "Ha ha ha that is so true | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
A well aimed vibrator will deal with a spider."Do not kill spiders! | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit! And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing... Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down?" This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
A well aimed vibrator will deal with a spider.
Do not kill spiders!"Scare them off then | |||
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" Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down? This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up." Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point. Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!  | |||
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" Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down? This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up. Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point. Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s! "Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology) | |||
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" Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down? This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up. Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point. Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)"Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working. One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another. | |||
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" Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down? This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up. Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point. Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)
Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working.
One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another."Hmmm...that sounds more like some kind of fault - possibly a mismatch of voltages, a wiring fault or it's got wet or something? | |||
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" Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down? This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up. Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point. Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)
Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working.
One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another.
Hmmm...that sounds more like some kind of fault - possibly a mismatch of voltages, a wiring fault or it's got wet or something?"I don't know pretty sure I didn't get it wet,it's just annoying as I now need to buy a complete new drill just because the charger thing is knackered. | |||
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"The beach boys made good vibrations "I bet you make good vibrations eh Sam. | |||
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"The beach boys made good vibrations
I bet you make good vibrations eh Sam."I have been known to make the earth move | |||
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"The beach boys made good vibrations
I bet you make good vibrations eh Sam.
I have been known to make the earth move "You certainly did in my dreams last night. Wink wink | |||
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"I discovered a film on Netflix about the invention of the vibrator. Cant recall the title but it was a British cast and a good film." Yeah it's already been mentioned. | |||
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"I discovered a film on Netflix about the invention of the vibrator. Cant recall the title but it was a British cast and a good film. Yeah it's already been mentioned." Hysterai | |||
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"I appreciate a vibrator, one in the back bottom while I'm in the front bottom or vice versa is quite pleasant. No just never say front bottom ever again!" I think that was the first and I hope last time I use that expression. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
A well aimed vibrator will deal with a spider." | |||
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"I appreciate a vibrator, one in the back bottom while I'm in the front bottom or vice versa is quite pleasant. No just never say front bottom ever again! I think that was the first and I hope last time I use that expression." Filth. You look so sweet. I'm disappointed. | |||
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"I appreciate a vibrator, one in the back bottom while I'm in the front bottom or vice versa is quite pleasant. No just never say front bottom ever again! I think that was the first and I hope last time I use that expression." I'll forgive you then,just learn from your mistakes. | |||
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"Straight men are so dumb. No wonder women laugh at them. Under the thumb doormats "You having your own little conversation there?! | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant." Is this supposed to be new news? | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Is this supposed to be new news?" No | |||
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"I appreciate a vibrator, one in the back bottom while I'm in the front bottom or vice versa is quite pleasant. No just never say front bottom ever again! I think that was the first and I hope last time I use that expression. Filth. You look so sweet. I'm disappointed. " Poop Shoot? | |||
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" Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down? This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up. Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point. Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)
Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working.
One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another.
Hmmm...that sounds more like some kind of fault - possibly a mismatch of voltages, a wiring fault or it's got wet or something?
I don't know pretty sure I didn't get it wet,it's just annoying as I now need to buy a complete new drill just because the charger thing is knackered."You don't. You can buy just a charger. Men know these things | |||
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" Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down? This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up. Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point. Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)
Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working.
One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another.
Hmmm...that sounds more like some kind of fault - possibly a mismatch of voltages, a wiring fault or it's got wet or something?
I don't know pretty sure I didn't get it wet,it's just annoying as I now need to buy a complete new drill just because the charger thing is knackered.
You don't. You can buy just a charger. Men know these things "I've tried I can't find one. | |||
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"I appreciate a vibrator, one in the back bottom while I'm in the front bottom or vice versa is quite pleasant. No just never say front bottom ever again! I think that was the first and I hope last time I use that expression. Filth. You look so sweet. I'm disappointed. Poop Shoot?" | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant." Fleshlight, sex dolls and prostate massagers! Touche, me thinks. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Fleshlight, sex dolls and prostate massagers! Touche, me thinks." No not really. | |||
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"The beach boys made good vibrations
I bet you make good vibrations eh Sam.
I have been known to make the earth move
You certainly did in my dreams last night. Wink wink "https://youtu.be/6913KnbMpHM | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Fleshlight, sex dolls and prostate massagers! Touche, me thinks. No not really." Ah that's right....any man that owns or uses one is a sad ,lonely pervert rather than a person who is attuned to their own sexual needs and isn't afraid of getting their rocks off how THEY want to, rather than how society wants them to. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Fleshlight, sex dolls and prostate massagers! Touche, me thinks. No not really. Ah that's right....any man that owns or uses one is a sad ,lonely pervert rather than a person who is attuned to their own sexual needs and isn't afraid of getting their rocks off how THEY want to, rather than how society wants them to." It's weird how men wanking is seen as disgusting, especially when they use toys. Women wanking is seen as hot, even more so when they use toys.  | |||
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" Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down? This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up. Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point. Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)
Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working.
One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another.
Hmmm...that sounds more like some kind of fault - possibly a mismatch of voltages, a wiring fault or it's got wet or something?
I don't know pretty sure I didn't get it wet,it's just annoying as I now need to buy a complete new drill just because the charger thing is knackered.
You don't. You can buy just a charger. Men know these things
I've tried I can't find one."Get a man to find one for you
On a more serious note, whoever the manufacturer of your drill is (Bosch, Makita, etc), email their head office and ask them where you can get one. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Fleshlight, sex dolls and prostate massagers! Touche, me thinks. No not really. Ah that's right....any man that owns or uses one is a sad ,lonely pervert rather than a person who is attuned to their own sexual needs and isn't afraid of getting their rocks off how THEY want to, rather than how society wants them to." That's a shame you feel like that,I find fleshlights kinda hot. However you're taking this way to seriously for my liking,go get your fleshlight and relax... | |||
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" Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down? This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up. Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point. Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)
Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working.
One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another.
Hmmm...that sounds more like some kind of fault - possibly a mismatch of voltages, a wiring fault or it's got wet or something?
I don't know pretty sure I didn't get it wet,it's just annoying as I now need to buy a complete new drill just because the charger thing is knackered.
You don't. You can buy just a charger. Men know these things
I've tried I can't find one.
Get a man to find one for you
On a more serious note, whoever the manufacturer of your drill is (Bosch, Makita, etc), email their head office and ask them where you can get one. "That's a good idea,it would be good not to have to throw it away just because I couldn't get a charger. | |||
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"I thankyou very much." Did you know, there are industrial types used for getting air bubbles out of wet concrete? Not a lotta people know that | |||
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"What's the point? I have a cock and minimal feelings too." You don’t fit in a hold-all. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant." I am jealous at how many different sex toys are available for women lol. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit! And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing... Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc" but vibrators can't kiss you, hug you, spoon you, tell you how sexy you are, tell you how great you are, cook you a meal, run you a bath, massage you, etc lol. | |||
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"I thankyou very much. Did you know, there are industrial types used for getting air bubbles out of wet concrete? Not a lotta people know that "Oh my goodness no I didn't know that,that bit of useless information may come in handy one day when my fanny needs something more industrial. | |||
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"What's the point? I have a cock and minimal feelings too. You don’t fit in a hold-all. " He'll fit in mine! | |||
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"What's the point? I have a cock and minimal feelings too. You don’t fit in a hold-all. He'll fit in mine!" I'll bloody well give it a try. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit! And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing... Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc but vibrators can't kiss you, hug you, spoon you, tell you how sexy you are, tell you how great you are, cook you a meal, run you a bath, massage you, etc lol." That only happens in the honey moon period anyway then out comes the baggy undies,string vest and slobbing out side. | |||
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"What's the point? I have a cock and minimal feelings too. You don’t fit in a hold-all. He'll fit in mine! I'll bloody well give it a try." Trust me I'll make you fit and get the odd takeaway in for you. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit! And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing... Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc but vibrators can't kiss you, hug you, spoon you, tell you how sexy you are, tell you how great you are, cook you a meal, run you a bath, massage you, etc lol. That only happens in the honey moon period anyway then out comes the baggy undies,string vest and slobbing out side." Lol. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit! And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing... Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc but vibrators can't kiss you, hug you, spoon you, tell you how sexy you are, tell you how great you are, cook you a meal, run you a bath, massage you, etc lol." I do get a meal cooked that is 1 outa 7 so I say thank heavens for vibrators | |||
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"There is/was a film on Netflix about its invention, can't remember what it is called though Hysteria - its actually a really good film" Is that not an album by Def Lepard? Oh and btw, if men did it right we wouldn’t need a vibrator.... | |||
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"Hell yeah! just wish I had discovered them 30 years before I did. My new one is a little cracker, they certainly have moved on. Thanks Lovehoney "I bought a wand as people were raving about them,I wished I had just bought a new vibrator instead. | |||
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"FFS...I thought you were saving yourself  "Sometimes these thing's can't wait,so Granville came out to play. Naughty Granville still needs a wash. | |||
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"FFS...I thought you were saving yourself
Sometimes these thing's can't wait,so Granville came out to play. Naughty Granville still needs a wash."Don't forget to recharge... | |||
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"Naughty Granville indeed....I’d have chosen a catchier name although I’m sure Granville doesn’t mind "It's in memory of his dad (inventor),it could be Mortimer but I prefer Granville. I think Granville looks more like a grandad now so may be time to lay him to rest. | |||
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"FFS...I thought you were saving yourself
Sometimes these thing's can't wait,so Granville came out to play. Naughty Granville still needs a wash.
Don't forget to recharge..."Granville is battery operated,he's always ready to play on the rare occasion he sees light of day. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit! And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing... Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc" Really, if you've found a vibrator to be better than a man....you have found the wrong man. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit! And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing... Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc Really, if you've found a vibrator to be better than a man....you have found the wrong man." Do you think? | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit! And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing... Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc Really, if you've found a vibrator to be better than a man....you have found the wrong man. Do you think?" Pretty much all the time. | |||
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"Naughty Granville indeed....I’d have chosen a catchier name although I’m sure Granville doesn’t mind
It's in memory of his dad (inventor),it could be Mortimer but I prefer Granville. I think Granville looks more like a grandad now so may be time to lay him to rest."Laid to rest? Sounds like he’s been buried quite a lot | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant." Didnt you know according to men...just the sight of a man’s erect penis should send a woman into an operatic display of ecstasy and penetration should be more than enough to bring about a female orgasm. So it only stands to reason that many men believe that if their dicks don’t bring individual women to climax, they must be inadequate to the task (and so too must be the man attached to it). True story | |||
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"Naughty Granville indeed....I’d have chosen a catchier name although I’m sure Granville doesn’t mind
It's in memory of his dad (inventor),it could be Mortimer but I prefer Granville. I think Granville looks more like a grandad now so may be time to lay him to rest.
Laid to rest? Sounds like he’s been buried quite a lot "He's old now so will eventually be buried in the back garden near the goldfish cemetary. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Didnt you know according to men...just the sight of a man’s erect penis should send a woman into an operatic display of ecstasy and penetration should be more than enough to bring about a female orgasm. So it only stands to reason that many men believe that if their dicks don’t bring individual women to climax, they must be inadequate to the task (and so too must be the man attached to it). True story "That would explain why I always have multiple orgasms just logging onto Fab with all these dick pics flying around. I've only been logged on for 3 1/2 minutes and I've had 4 already. | |||
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"Not the faintest idea but where they actually originally invented for sexually purposes? I mean Viagra had nothing what to do with erretile dysfunction at all, they just found out what it did when checking people's feed back during trials for it. "Originally used purely as a medical instrument, its immense generator restricted the vibrator to permanent installation in the doctor's surgery. However, it became very popular with Victorian and Edwardian women, who sought to acquire personal devices and transport it from the surgery to the room of their choice. The benefits of handheld electric current carried out of the doctor's office and into the world of beauty and pleasure. | |||
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant. Didnt you know according to men...just the sight of a man’s erect penis should send a woman into an operatic display of ecstasy and penetration should be more than enough to bring about a female orgasm. So it only stands to reason that many men believe that if their dicks don’t bring individual women to climax, they must be inadequate to the task (and so too must be the man attached to it). True story "It all makes sense now!! | |||
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