FabSwingers.com forum: Long

By *ady Lick OP Woman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm often told mine is too long but I disagree, it takes less than a minute and a half to read it, says a bit about me and what I'm looking for.

So I thought what would I put to keep it short and sweet but still getting my point over? Something like this perhaps...

'Looking for someone I fancy to fuck me at least twice a month who can accommodate and isn't miles away'.

How would you put your profile across in one sentence and do you think it would work?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm often told mine is too long but I disagree, it takes less than a minute and a half to read it, says a bit about me and what I'm looking for.

So I thought what would I put to keep it short and sweet but still getting my point over? Something like this perhaps...

'Looking for someone I fancy to fuck me at least twice a month who can accommodate and isn't miles away'.

How would you put your profile across in one sentence and do you think it would work? "
I just read it and it took me 98 seconds . You lied

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No it wouldn't not on here.

A certain level of commitment required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one reads the version i have at the moment so i doubt they would read whatever i write to replace it with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines too long iv been told but it needs to be as its me

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

About the same length as ours, though the text is denser.

If you shorten it you'll only have to keep explaining what you want.

With the longer profile you give out plenty of info and that cuts out a lot of the ping pong im's.

Mr GR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think ours shortened would read:

'married couple, clinically insane though rather sexy, would like to meet fellow freaks to drink coffee, flirt and rub our erogenous zones together...'

Yep, that'll do it

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find they lie and pretend to be into same anyway no matter what I write

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Single sane and sexy (well 2 outta 3) bloke ..seeks single sane sexy female.

P.S.

I like boob's

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I like mine the length it is and despite numerous attempts haven't been able to shorten it without losing content/feel - however if Fab introduced a character limit to profile text mind would probably read:

Young at heart old in body bisexual hoping to meet likeminded others for fun and shenanigans on a semi-regular basis - zebra stripes and heart shaped bum optional

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By *ady Lick OP Woman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I think ours shortened would read:

'married couple, clinically insane though rather sexy, would like to meet fellow freaks to drink coffee, flirt and rub our erogenous zones together...'

Yep, that'll do it

Peach x"

Perfect!!

And, yes, you're all right I don't think it would make much difference!!

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By *ady Lick OP Woman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I find they lie and pretend to be into same anyway no matter what I write"

Oh god, yes, they defo come across like that quite often!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can shorten mine to:

Bitter selfish twat wants nuts emptying at your place.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

I was told it was to long and shouty

. But it is received well by most now. I have edited it a bit not it's still as long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for non-ranty, low maintance woman, who hasn’t got her head up her arse and isn’t in this for the Fabs, please inbox me your tits with first message!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We don’t know what we’re doing!

We’re often told that ours is too long, obviously we don’t interest them that much if they can’t be arsed to read it then!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I think my profile length is just right as it describes how I am, what I can offer and what i'm looking for. If people are too lazy to spend a minute reading it, they're probably not my type anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably won't reply.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

You've forgotten the drive distance wasn't it 30 mins. Not miles away is a little open as my miles could be different from yours for example. A bit like inches.....

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By *ady Lick OP Woman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"You've forgotten the drive distance wasn't it 30 mins. Not miles away is a little open as my miles could be different from yours for example. A bit like inches....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could probably make do with my C’mere finger as my pic and this one line... “And kiss me..”!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine works ok.

Not sure how I could shorten it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a toughie OP, as my standards in women are very high. So high in fact, that I wouldn’t entertain ever meeting any who’s own standards are so low that they’d be prepared to meet me!

So I’m kind of stuck in a catch 22.

So maybe “coffee?” would suffice. Would it work? Probably not!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Mine is fairly short anyway - I think to get it shorter it I'd have the word "occupied". Sums it up well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is too long I've been told by a few who seemed to have time to message to tell me that then those same ones haven't the time to read their messages.

I have mine as it is as a filtering system too. I'm interested in people who are mentally stimulated, have an actively kinky mind, able to converse with more than a few words or a sentence, not just and awe a question but knows how to keep a conversation going without it feeling one sided. These would generally be people who don't mind wasting 90 seconds in there very restricted day to read a profile that might be more interesting than a simple fuck and go.

So mines staying as it is.

If I see a very short bio my first thought is little effort her means little effort in the bedroom. So would most likely skip over to someone's that grabs my minds attention.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I think I could get mine down to three letters ‘FAF?’

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By *ady Lick OP Woman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I think I could get mine down to three letters ‘FAF?’"

That could work for some people

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Doesn't matter the length of a woman's profile really, usually just a list of requirements.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would disagree that yours is too long, similar length to mine.

I would rather spend time reading a profile, than just having to look at 'will fill in later' or 'woman looking for men, couples, females' both of which tell me nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines massive

no pun intended.

Some read it , some fall asleep halfway through . It's up for the next Man Booker Prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find mine works perfectly. I reckon I could get mine down to a sentence if I could be bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't matter the length of a woman's profile really, usually just a list of requirements. "

Damn those pesky requirements.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mines quite minimal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find they lie and pretend to be into same anyway no matter what I write"

Exactly this.

Whether I say I'm into wellies full of jelly or fucking on walls dressed as a teddy bear, men say they're into that.

Apart from when I say what I actually *do* want - then I get no mails at all.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"I'm often told mine is too long but I disagree, it takes less than a minute and a half to read it, says a bit about me and what I'm looking for.

So I thought what would I put to keep it short and sweet but still getting my point over? Something like this perhaps...

'Looking for someone I fancy to fuck me at least twice a month who can accommodate and isn't miles away'.

How would you put your profile across in one sentence and do you think it would work? "

Keep it as it is, so someone else thinks it is too long why would it matter they think that..

Change mine, O Nooooooooo, its taken me a long time to write, tweak, delete, add, rearrange, tweak some more to hopefully give a clear idea of me and everything else.

But if I had to.. Just the one

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By *ady Lick OP Woman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I find mine works perfectly. I reckon I could get mine down to a sentence if I could be bothered. "

Go on....what would you put? That's what I was getting at

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Be polite, respectful, friendly and we can chat. Sums it up I think.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

If you're hot and want to fuck my girlfriend too then I might be interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! Some really long profiles on here!

Mine is short and informative.

And quite a lot of messages I get are clearly from men who haven’t read it.

With lengthy blurbs.....Pretty sure lots of people would do what I just did...Skim over.

FYI for the people who put in keywords at the end. Lots of long profiles do that..

Easy enough to skip to the bottom without ‘really’ reading, pop it into the message.

Eg the person with ‘Red lipstick’ that’s what I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, I think you have an excellent profile. Firm about what you want, but friendly. Woman obviously have to deal with a lot of dicks on here (in both senses), but can sometimes come across a bit negative and arsey.

Women's profiles are more... talkative on here. Men's tend to be a bit more terse. It reflects how the genders interact in real life!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A comprehensive profile is a great investment that I admire people for creating. It highlights that they want to meet people who are mutually compatible, hence improving your own probabilities for satisfaction. I'm fine with anyone who wants that for me.

Assuming it's legible, viewers have the choice of investing less time to read it than it took so write.

The jerks will continue to not read but still ask questions where the answers are contained in the text - a simple way to help you to filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: profile contains a hilarious, lazy bitch who won't reply to your message (unless you're hot).

I might actually use that!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've tried a one line 'Not meeting' in the past... It still wasn't read

The 'shoo!' part of my profile actually evolved from that.

Doesn't matter what you put on your profile.. Some will only view it from the perspective of what they want. If they like the look of you, they'll message and ask to meet, regardless of your preferences. Compatability is not in their lexicon.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

No quick meets, nice guy, likes cake and sweets

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By *ady Lick OP Woman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Warning: profile contains a hilarious, lazy bitch who won't reply to your message (unless you're hot).

I might actually use that!

You should!!

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By *ady Lick OP Woman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"No quick meets, nice guy, likes cake and sweets

That might work you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warning: profile contains a hilarious, lazy bitch who won't reply to your message (unless you're hot).

I might actually use that!

You should!!

Done it! Thanks _ady lick!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"No quick meets, nice guy, likes cake and sweets

That might work you know

Well let's do some seeing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”

It might do alright I suppose.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Our profile is like a mini novel, but we've had nothing but good comments about it due to its cheerful and light hearted manner.

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By *ady Lick OP Woman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Our profile is like a mini novel, but we've had nothing but good comments about it due to its cheerful and light hearted manner. "

So what would you say if you were to just put one sentence to still get your wants etc across?

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Our profile is like a mini novel, but we've had nothing but good comments about it due to its cheerful and light hearted manner.

So what would you say if you were to just put one sentence to still get your wants etc across?

Jeez, only come round here if you're mad and don't bring any snacks or alien species with you.

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