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....So, Dave asked me....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

....where is a ladies clitoris(!)

Dumb bugger!

I didn’t obviously have the heart to point out to Steve the exact location as it would have been patronising.

Therefore, could someone here please write it down in the thread so that I can discreetly pass it on to Pete and finally enlighten him.

As I said, I’m only asking for John. Many thanks in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back of the throat isn’t it?

Well according to that film I was watching last night anyway?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I usually keep mine in a tupperware box in my handbag...I hope that helps John, Dave and anyone else who might be confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is hidden in undergrowth. You have to go 'sploring for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....where is a ladies clitoris(!)

Dumb bugger!

I didn’t obviously have the heart to point out to Steve the exact location as it would have been patronising.

Therefore, could someone here please write it down in the thread so that I can discreetly pass it on to Pete and finally enlighten him.

As I said, I’m only asking for John. Many thanks in advance "

Not sure. More chance of finding it if we look together though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

End of her tongue thats why girls like kiss chase

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By * and BCouple
over a year ago

Durham

In with all the allsorts. We love them sweets

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Don’t waste your time looking for it, it doesn’t exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it not a car made by Renault

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Is it not a car made by Renault "

The Escort XR3 was the Ford Clitoris, as every cunt had one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"....where is a ladies clitoris(!)

Dumb bugger!

I didn’t obviously have the heart to point out to Steve the exact location as it would have been patronising.

Therefore, could someone here please write it down in the thread so that I can discreetly pass it on to Pete and finally enlighten him.

As I said, I’m only asking for John. Many thanks in advance "
Tell Dave not to waste his time . The clitoris is a mythical creature that some men think exist , but actually doesn't. A bit like the Loch Ness Monster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is hidden in undergrowth. You have to go 'sploring for it."

David Bellamy springs to mind there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....where is a ladies clitoris(!)

Dumb bugger!

I didn’t obviously have the heart to point out to Steve the exact location as it would have been patronising.

Therefore, could someone here please write it down in the thread so that I can discreetly pass it on to Pete and finally enlighten him.

As I said, I’m only asking for John. Many thanks in advance Tell Dave not to waste his time . The clitoris is a mythical creature that some men think exist , but actually doesn't. A bit like the Loch Ness Monster."

Some resemble the Loch Ness monster too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its easy to find my Twat , he's usually to my right as I don't drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just lick it, it’ll go hard, then it’s easier to locate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is hidden in undergrowth. You have to go 'sploring for it."

Sounds like a job for David Bellamy!

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Tell Dave Bob save to get a sat nav

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't they grow up trellises

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

I think Derek and Clive are the best people to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was off the M1 just passed Watford Gap Services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is hidden in undergrowth. You have to go 'sploring for it.

Sounds like a job for David Bellamy!"

I beat you to it ^^^^^^^^^

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Hunt the clitoris is one of my favourite games

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

A clitoris? Ha, can't believe people still think these are real.

I bet the same people still believe in Santa Claus too.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"....where is a ladies clitoris(!)

Dumb bugger!

I didn’t obviously have the heart to point out to Steve the exact location as it would have been patronising.

Therefore, could someone here please write it down in the thread so that I can discreetly pass it on to Pete and finally enlighten him.

As I said, I’m only asking for John. Many thanks in advance Tell Dave not to waste his time . The clitoris is a mythical creature that some men think exist , but actually doesn't. A bit like the Loch Ness Monster."

Wait . But I've actually seen nessie . What are you implying man?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Thanks everyone Geoff thinks he’s found it now.......turns out reflexology was the key; It’s apparently situated on the right big toe next to the Pituitary Gland point.

Ladies get ready for some major pleasure....(Bob says)

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