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Does Anybody Want A Cat!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Spent yesterday cooling and baking....just got home and watched Penny jumping out of the window with a whole loaf of my wholemeal bread in her mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cats, but I shan't be offering yours a new home I'm afraid... it's sounds like she will cost a lot of dough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spent yesterday cooling and baking....just got home and watched Penny jumping out of the window with a whole loaf of my wholemeal bread in her mouth "

no, but i could do with a loaf

go catch it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

you should take it as a compliment that she likes it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

caught the little spawn of Satan trying to climb up the stone wall in the kitchen the other day...it was trying to get to the hams I have hanging in there.....grrrrrrr

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By *ara_and_MJCouple
over a year ago

rochdale

A couple of yrs ago me and a couple of friends were out mountainbiking two days before Xmas Eve. The trail took us through a farm that we call Dingle Farm after the characters in Emmerdale - it's rough as hell and the place is falling down.

Anyway, as we approached we noticed this huge black cat dragging something across the yard...

..It was a huge (really huge) raw turkey - they must have been de-frosting it and the cat was having it away, bugger even growled at us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"caught the little spawn of Satan trying to climb up the stone wall in the kitchen the other day...it was trying to get to the hams I have hanging in there.....grrrrrrr"

We have a mog like that, try to feed her fresh fish/salmom/prawns and she turns her nose up ....

Leave the take away curry tins on the side whilst you enjoy the contents only to find her licking the sauces, she likes naan bread too !!!!

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By *ustyAngelWoman
over a year ago

gloucester


"caught the little spawn of Satan trying to climb up the stone wall in the kitchen the other day...it was trying to get to the hams I have hanging in there.....grrrrrrr"

You sound like the spawn of satan teasing her with tea on the ceiling out of reach looking @ her.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I used to run a pub high on the moors above Todmorden, we had lots of feral cats living nearby. Wilburt the butcher left the doors to his land rover open and as he went back out there was about twenty cats running on their hind legs clutching a pork pie each. Wish I'd had a camera!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Why am i always the first, indeed only one, to ask if anyone has any pussy on offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Why am i always the first, indeed only one, to ask if anyone has any pussy on offer?"

am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Why am i always the first, indeed only one, to ask if anyone has any pussy on offer?

am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford "

That'll go down well.

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale


"I used to run a pub high on the moors above Todmorden, we had lots of feral cats living nearby. Wilburt the butcher left the doors to his land rover open and as he went back out there was about twenty cats running on their hind legs clutching a pork pie each. Wish I'd had a camera! "

Oooh, can we ask which pub?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

she maybe wanted a ham piece Stu

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

my cat used to sit in front of the fridge as soon as the xmas turkey was put in there, and he sat there until Christmas morning, at which point he took up residence in front of the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine came into the bedroom the other morning with a pint pot which had double cream in it... she was completely covered and I couldnt help but have the image of her attending a feline Bukake session. I think i need help...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

that's a subtle way of asking someone to lick yer pussy

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

no thanks stu i have a pussy

of my own xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Why am i always the first, indeed only one, to ask if anyone has any pussy on offer?

am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford "

I object to that on so many different levels its hard to know where to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your welcome to the two feckers that keep shitting in our back yard..........

Davy Crockett hat anyone ??

XXXX

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Maybe she is making you dinner first he bread then the ham hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Why am i always the first, indeed only one, to ask if anyone has any pussy on offer?

am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford

I object to that on so many different levels its hard to know where to start "

not to worry...willleave air holes in the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spent yesterday cooling and baking....just got home and watched Penny jumping out of the window with a whole loaf of my wholemeal bread in her mouth "

mine have broken my xmas tree today.. and half the decorations

Cali x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Why am i always the first, indeed only one, to ask if anyone has any pussy on offer?

am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford "

Ginger ones are toms remember .... have fun with ur ginger pussy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spent yesterday cooling and baking....just got home and watched Penny jumping out of the window with a whole loaf of my wholemeal bread in her mouth

mine have broken my xmas tree today.. and half the decorations

Cali x"

When MrM was a nipper they had to tie the tree up with strong fishing line so when the mog climbed the tree it'd not fall over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Why am i always the first, indeed only one, to ask if anyone has any pussy on offer?

am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford

I object to that on so many different levels its hard to know where to start

not to worry...willleave air holes in the box "

Ha

Right.

Its gingerist.

Bradford happens to be the curry capital- not safe for cat

Tried feeding it rather than torturing it with hams?

Harumph

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

THE STICKS


"

am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford "

mmmmm ginger pussy - my fave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford

mmmmm ginger pussy - my fave!"

Shaved/waxed and ginger are the best girls ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford

mmmmm ginger pussy - my fave!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha

Right.

Its gingerist.

Nah...is just the colour of the cat....could always dye it a lighter shade of beige i s'pose

Bradford happens to be the curry capital- not safe for cat

Would pity any curry house chef that tried to tackle my penny

Tried feeding it rather than torturing it with hams?

Feed it!!!!! now that's pushing things a bit far

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

I have 2 cats and one of them eats anything he can find! He is fond of guinea pig food and parrot food if he can get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed it!!!!! now that's pushing things a bit far"

......And thats why she stole your bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spent yesterday cooling and baking....just got home and watched Penny jumping out of the window with a whole loaf of my wholemeal bread in her mouth "

No pussies here, im saving up for me sprout

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I used to run a pub high on the moors above Todmorden, we had lots of feral cats living nearby. Wilburt the butcher left the doors to his land rover open and as he went back out there was about twenty cats running on their hind legs clutching a pork pie each. Wish I'd had a camera!

Oooh, can we ask which pub?"

The Dog and Partridge at Sourhall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feed it!!!!! now that's pushing things a bit far

......And thats why she stole your bread "

think she stole it to feed to the chickens....fatten them up for her christmas dinner

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