FabSwingers.com forum: Health check

By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

I had a health check up yesterday...

My body fat was 18.5%

My blood pressure was 110/62

My glucose level was 5.47

My waist circumference was 85cm

My total cholesterol/hdl ratio was 3.0

But my bmi was 23.6!

What's that all about?

Confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t you ask the Dr when he had his finger up your ass ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bmi is pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t you ask exactly that at your health review?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

23.6 is a healthy bmi OP

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

You’re gonna die, sorry mate

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"23.6 is a healthy bmi OP

Well yeah, i know. But the forum always says BMI is inaccurate and meaningless. Yet, it seems to corroborate the figures? What's going on here?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"23.6 is a healthy bmi OP

Well yeah, i know. But the forum always says BMI is inaccurate and meaningless. Yet, it seems to corroborate the figures? What's going on here?!"

Well, I’m not a doctor so I’m only going from NHS guidelines. Maybe there are healthcare professionals on the forum who know more than I do?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"23.6 is a healthy bmi OP

Well yeah, i know. But the forum always says BMI is inaccurate and meaningless. Yet, it seems to corroborate the figures? What's going on here?!

Well, I’m not a doctor so I’m only going from NHS guidelines. Maybe there are healthcare professionals on the forum who know more than I do?"

There a lot of wannabe experts fir sure LOL BMI for the extremely fit but muscly people is chuff but for your average Joe (or clem in this instance) it's a useful guide.

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

I had one of these done a few weeks ago and got a call from the gp to go in and discuss the results of the blood tests. I thought here we go, time for fatty bashing. I was very pleasantly surprised!

Got commended for my efforts to lose weight as my bmi has come down significantly in the last year, i was diagnosed with under active thyroid which apparently has been borderline for years which may have contributed to my recurrent miscarriage history and my cholesterol is high but instead of just trying to get me on statins I’m being referred for genetic testing as my dad’s was always high and I may just have a genetic predisposition for it being high so that number might be normal for me.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I had a health check up yesterday...

My body fat was 18.5%

My blood pressure was 110/62

My glucose level was 5.47

My waist circumference was 85cm

My total cholesterol/hdl ratio was 3.0

But my bmi was 23.6!

What's that all about?

Confused

Dead soon

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I had a health check up yesterday...

My body fat was 18.5%

My blood pressure was 110/62

My glucose level was 5.47

My waist circumference was 85cm

My total cholesterol/hdl ratio was 3.0

But my bmi was 23.6!

What's that all about?

Confused

That total cholesterol is a bit low. Have you got the breakdown of LDL HDL and trigs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all the muscle in your penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"23.6 is a healthy bmi OP

Well yeah, i know. But the forum always says BMI is inaccurate and meaningless. Yet, it seems to corroborate the figures? What's going on here?!"

Oh will you stop it Clem. You confuse me too much. I don't know anything about bm bloody i.

How do I calculate mine?

I'll Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All looks ok yeah cholesterol is a little low but it’s also a good thing

As for bmi it’s still used in healthcare a lot although the data is misleading as you can be full of muscles and look big like a heavyweight boxer and bmi high the figures would say unhealthy yet you’d know it’s all muscle so it’s not bad, hence in USA they using an alternative which takes into consideration this issue and the data is more accurate.

The nhs will move to this soon but takes time

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I had a health check up yesterday...

My body fat was 18.5%

My blood pressure was 110/62

My glucose level was 5.47

My waist circumference was 85cm

My total cholesterol/hdl ratio was 3.0

But my bmi was 23.6!

What's that all about?

Confused

That total cholesterol is a bit low. Have you got the breakdown of LDL HDL and trigs?"

I don’t think he’ll answer now, God rest his soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re gonna die, sorry mate

We're all gonna die. Sorry mate.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I had a health check up yesterday...

My body fat was 18.5%

My blood pressure was 110/62

My glucose level was 5.47

My waist circumference was 85cm

My total cholesterol/hdl ratio was 3.0

But my bmi was 23.6!

What's that all about?

Confused

That total cholesterol is a bit low. Have you got the breakdown of LDL HDL and trigs?"

Hdl 1.29

Ldl 2.26

Trigs 0.67

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"I had a health check up yesterday...

My body fat was 18.5%

My blood pressure was 110/62

My glucose level was 5.47

My waist circumference was 85cm

My total cholesterol/hdl ratio was 3.0

But my bmi was 23.6!

What's that all about?

Confused

Dead soon "

PMSL. I'm with these guys. Your time is near mate. Do all the fucking and drinking you. Was nice knowing you.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

He was a good one,Clem

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

My cholesterol was 6.75 at my last health check. Not good I blame my dad.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I had a health check up yesterday...

My body fat was 18.5%

My blood pressure was 110/62

My glucose level was 5.47

My waist circumference was 85cm

My total cholesterol/hdl ratio was 3.0

But my bmi was 23.6!

What's that all about?

Confused

That total cholesterol is a bit low. Have you got the breakdown of LDL HDL and trigs?

Hdl 1.29

Ldl 2.26

Trigs 0.67"

Those trigs are really good!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"My cholesterol was 6.75 at my last health check. Not good I blame my dad."

Total means nothing, you need the breakdown.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"My cholesterol was 6.75 at my last health check. Not good I blame my dad.

Total means nothing, you need the breakdown."

I thought a healthy limit was 5 and under.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"My cholesterol was 6.75 at my last health check. Not good I blame my dad.

Total means nothing, you need the breakdown.

I thought a healthy limit was 5 and under."

You could have a level of 2 but if it’s all trigs, you’re fucked!

Try The Great Cholesterol Con by a Scottish GP, Malcolm Kendrick. I’ve met him, he’s awesome.

The other guy who is highly respected is Ivor Cummings but you won’t be able to concentrate on his YouTube vids, you’ll be drooling over him and his dreamy voice.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"My cholesterol was 6.75 at my last health check. Not good I blame my dad.

Total means nothing, you need the breakdown.

I thought a healthy limit was 5 and under.

You could have a level of 2 but if it’s all trigs, you’re fucked!

Try The Great Cholesterol Con by a Scottish GP, Malcolm Kendrick. I’ve met him, he’s awesome.

The other guy who is highly respected is Ivor Cummings but you won’t be able to concentrate on his YouTube vids, you’ll be drooling over him and his dreamy voice."

He does indeed have rather a nice voice.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"My cholesterol was 6.75 at my last health check. Not good I blame my dad.

Total means nothing, you need the breakdown.

I thought a healthy limit was 5 and under.

You could have a level of 2 but if it’s all trigs, you’re fucked!

Try The Great Cholesterol Con by a Scottish GP, Malcolm Kendrick. I’ve met him, he’s awesome.

The other guy who is highly respected is Ivor Cummings but you won’t be able to concentrate on his YouTube vids, you’ll be drooling over him and his dreamy voice.

He does indeed have rather a nice voice. "

I’ve met him too and I turned into a soppy fangirl, I was utterly pathetic in his presence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was a good one,Clem

Wish somebody told me!!

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

For cholesterol levels like that I can only guess you must be on meds of some sort ?

Statins ?

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

It's all good clem

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"For cholesterol levels like that I can only guess you must be on meds of some sort ?

Statins ?

Not necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My temperature needs taking. You give me fever, OP.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"My temperature needs taking. You give me fever, OP.

While op is not available, may I be of assistance? I'm a healthcare professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My temperature needs taking. You give me fever, OP.

While op is not available, may I be of assistance? I'm a healthcare professional

I don’t believe your professional credentials for one second. I think you’re trying to take advantage of poor, sweet, innocent me.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"My temperature needs taking. You give me fever, OP.

While op is not available, may I be of assistance? I'm a healthcare professional

I don’t believe your professional credentials for one second. I think you’re trying to take advantage of poor, sweet, innocent me. "

I am I promise

How is the paella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a health check up yesterday...

My body fat was 18.5%

My blood pressure was 110/62

My glucose level was 5.47

My waist circumference was 85cm

My total cholesterol/hdl ratio was 3.0

But my bmi was 23.6!

What's that all about?

Confused

BMI is good. What you moaning at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"23.6 is a healthy bmi OP

Well yeah, i know. But the forum always says BMI is inaccurate and meaningless. Yet, it seems to corroborate the figures? What's going on here?!

Well, I’m not a doctor so I’m only going from NHS guidelines. Maybe there are healthcare professionals on the forum who know more than I do?

There a lot of wannabe experts fir sure LOL BMI for the extremely fit but muscly people is chuff but for your average Joe (or clem in this instance) it's a useful guide. "

And those whose bone density and muscle mass have waned (the elderly).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All looks ok yeah cholesterol is a little low but it’s also a good thing

The nhs will move to this soon but takes time"

Really

. We are unlikely to move away from BMI and waist circumference until there are tools that are cost effective and endorsed by NICE & WHO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My temperature needs taking. You give me fever, OP.

While op is not available, may I be of assistance? I'm a healthcare professional

I don’t believe your professional credentials for one second. I think you’re trying to take advantage of poor, sweet, innocent me.

I am I promise

How is the paella?

Not ventured a go yet, but I will when I have a chance to go get the right ingredients!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"For cholesterol levels like that I can only guess you must be on meds of some sort ?

Statins ?

Lol totally am

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Clem, are you a fat bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clem, are you a fat bastard?"

He’s one of these, for sure.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"For cholesterol levels like that I can only guess you must be on meds of some sort ?

Statins ?

Lol totally am

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"My temperature needs taking. You give me fever, OP.

While op is not available, may I be of assistance? I'm a healthcare professional

I don’t believe your professional credentials for one second. I think you’re trying to take advantage of poor, sweet, innocent me.

I am I promise

How is the savoury rice with seafood?

Fify.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For cholesterol levels like that I can only guess you must be on meds of some sort ?

Statins ?

Lol totally am

How are you faring after your health stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My temperature needs taking. You give me fever, OP.

While op is not available, may I be of assistance? I'm a healthcare professional

I don’t believe your professional credentials for one second. I think you’re trying to take advantage of poor, sweet, innocent me.

I am I promise

How is the savoury rice with seafood?

Fify.

No! It’s a PaEstella

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Clem, are you a fat bastard?

He’s one of these, for sure. "

I prefer the term “portly bastardos” but yes. Be grateful for double doors, I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proud of ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clem, are you a fat bastard?

He’s one of these, for sure.

I prefer the term “portly bastardos” but yes. Be grateful for double doors, I say. "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"My temperature needs taking. You give me fever, OP.

While op is not available, may I be of assistance? I'm a healthcare professional

I don’t believe your professional credentials for one second. I think you’re trying to take advantage of poor, sweet, innocent me.

I am I promise

How is the savoury rice with seafood?

Fify.

No! It’s a PaEstella

"
very witty!

I could eat that!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Clem, are you a fat bastard?

He’s one of these, for sure.

I prefer the term “portly bastardos” but yes. Be grateful for double doors, I say. "

I am! Look at my plump soft belly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My temperature needs taking. You give me fever, OP.

While op is not available, may I be of assistance? I'm a healthcare professional

I don’t believe your professional credentials for one second. I think you’re trying to take advantage of poor, sweet, innocent me.

I am I promise

How is the savoury rice with seafood?

Fify.

No! It’s a PaEstella

very witty!

I could eat that! "

I do like to pun on threads, not that anyone knows that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clem, are you a fat bastard?

He’s one of these, for sure.

I prefer the term “portly bastardos” but yes. Be grateful for double doors, I say.

I am! Look at my plump soft belly. "

How are your breasts coming along?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"My temperature needs taking. You give me fever, OP.

While op is not available, may I be of assistance? I'm a healthcare professional

I don’t believe your professional credentials for one second. I think you’re trying to take advantage of poor, sweet, innocent me.

I am I promise

How is the savoury rice with seafood?

Fify.

No! It’s a PaEstella

very witty!

I could eat that!

I do like to pun on threads, not that anyone knows that. "
I never do. I take this place very seriously. It’s like a mini gym workout sometimes.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Clem, are you a fat bastard?

He’s one of these, for sure.

I prefer the term “portly bastardos” but yes. Be grateful for double doors, I say.

I am! Look at my plump soft belly. "

I turned the screen sideways and yes.....recognisable. Well, think of the positives, if you fall off a boat you’re gonna be bouyant. Wave goodbye to the thins as you drift serenely away.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"My temperature needs taking. You give me fever, OP.

While op is not available, may I be of assistance? I'm a healthcare professional

I don’t believe your professional credentials for one second. I think you’re trying to take advantage of poor, sweet, innocent me.

I am I promise

How is the savoury rice with seafood?

Fify.

No! It’s a PaEstella

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Clem, are you a fat bastard?

He’s one of these, for sure.

I prefer the term “portly bastardos” but yes. Be grateful for double doors, I say.

I am! Look at my plump soft belly.

How are your breasts coming along?"

Beautifully of course

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Clem, are you a fat bastard?"

Anyway, we prefer bbm. Don't shame me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’ve had a look at ya pics. You’re not fat at all!!! It’s either:

A) a dreadfully poor attempt to get people to look at you or

B) a horrendous attempt to scrounge a free meal (with pudding)

I look so A worked to a certain extent but I didn’t have a wank so it didn’t really work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My temperature needs taking. You give me fever, OP.

While op is not available, may I be of assistance? I'm a healthcare professional

I don’t believe your professional credentials for one second. I think you’re trying to take advantage of poor, sweet, innocent me.

I am I promise

How is the savoury rice with seafood?

Fify.

No! It’s a PaEstella

very witty!

I could eat that!

I do like to pun on threads, not that anyone knows that. I never do. I take this place very seriously. It’s like a mini gym workout sometimes. "

I do my Jim workout on the nocturnal thread.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Clem, are you a fat bastard?

Anyway, we prefer bbm. Don't shame me

BBM? blubber Bastrado massiveo

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over a year ago

"Clem, are you a fat bastard?

He’s one of these, for sure.

I prefer the term “portly bastardos” but yes. Be grateful for double doors, I say.

I am! Look at my plump soft belly.

How are your breasts coming along?

Beautifully of course

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"My temperature needs taking. You give me fever, OP.

While op is not available, may I be of assistance? I'm a healthcare professional

I don’t believe your professional credentials for one second. I think you’re trying to take advantage of poor, sweet, innocent me.

I am I promise

How is the savoury rice with seafood?

Fify.

No! It’s a PaEstella

very witty!

I could eat that!

I do like to pun on threads, not that anyone knows that. I never do. I take this place very seriously. It’s like a mini gym workout sometimes.

I do my Jim workout on the nocturnal thread."

Oh yes! Jim’s 4th photo.....I’ve had plenty of mini workouts to that one! IF YA KNOW WOT I MEAN!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I’ve had a look at ya pics. You’re not fat at all!!! It’s either:

A) a dreadfully poor attempt to get people to look at you or

B) a horrendous attempt to scrounge a free meal (with pudding)

I look so A worked to a certain extent but I didn’t have a wank so it didn’t really work."

That's because you're looking at my "straight" profile.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I’ve had a look at ya pics. You’re not fat at all!!! It’s either:

A) a dreadfully poor attempt to get people to look at you or

B) a horrendous attempt to scrounge a free meal (with pudding)

I look so A worked to a certain extent but I didn’t have a wank so it didn’t really work.

That's because you're looking at my "straight" profile....."
I’m straight as well. *high 5*

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"For cholesterol levels like that I can only guess you must be on meds of some sort ?

Statins ?

Lol totally am

How are you faring after your health stuff?"

I'm doing fine thanks .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For cholesterol levels like that I can only guess you must be on meds of some sort ?

Statins ?

Lol totally am

How are you faring after your health stuff?

I'm doing fine thanks .

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By *unkymancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

STI checks are more important to me!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I’ve had a look at ya pics. You’re not fat at all!!! It’s either:

A) a dreadfully poor attempt to get people to look at you or

B) a horrendous attempt to scrounge a free meal (with pudding)

I look so A worked to a certain extent but I didn’t have a wank so it didn’t really work.

That's because you're looking at my "straight" profile..... I’m straight as well. *high 5*

Gone straight, or fab straight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"STI checks are more important to me!

Why, has Clem giving you an STD previously or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"STI checks are more important to me!

Why, has Clem giving you an STD previously or something?"

Given**

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I’ve had a look at ya pics. You’re not fat at all!!! It’s either:

A) a dreadfully poor attempt to get people to look at you or

B) a horrendous attempt to scrounge a free meal (with pudding)

I look so A worked to a certain extent but I didn’t have a wank so it didn’t really work.

That's because you're looking at my "straight" profile..... I’m straight as well. *high 5*

Gone straight, or fab straight?"

Too many sexy women about so for the foreseeable future, exclusively straight same as for about a year.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I’ve had a look at ya pics. You’re not fat at all!!! It’s either:

A) a dreadfully poor attempt to get people to look at you or

B) a horrendous attempt to scrounge a free meal (with pudding)

I look so A worked to a certain extent but I didn’t have a wank so it didn’t really work.

That's because you're looking at my "straight" profile..... I’m straight as well. *high 5*

Gone straight, or fab straight?

Too many sexy women about so for the foreseeable future, exclusively straight same as for about a year. "

Just have 2 profiles, job done.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I’ve had a look at ya pics. You’re not fat at all!!! It’s either:

A) a dreadfully poor attempt to get people to look at you or

B) a horrendous attempt to scrounge a free meal (with pudding)

I look so A worked to a certain extent but I didn’t have a wank so it didn’t really work.

That's because you're looking at my "straight" profile..... I’m straight as well. *high 5*

Gone straight, or fab straight?

Too many sexy women about so for the foreseeable future, exclusively straight same as for about a year.

Just have 2 profiles, job done.

Nah....I’ve gone off men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had a look at ya pics. You’re not fat at all!!! It’s either:

A) a dreadfully poor attempt to get people to look at you or

B) a horrendous attempt to scrounge a free meal (with pudding)

I look so A worked to a certain extent but I didn’t have a wank so it didn’t really work.

That's because you're looking at my "straight" profile..... I’m straight as well. *high 5*

Gone straight, or fab straight?

Too many sexy women about so for the foreseeable future, exclusively straight same as for about a year.

Just have 2 profiles, job done.

Tartiflette.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I’ve had a look at ya pics. You’re not fat at all!!! It’s either:

A) a dreadfully poor attempt to get people to look at you or

B) a horrendous attempt to scrounge a free meal (with pudding)

I look so A worked to a certain extent but I didn’t have a wank so it didn’t really work.

That's because you're looking at my "straight" profile..... I’m straight as well. *high 5*

Gone straight, or fab straight?

Too many sexy women about so for the foreseeable future, exclusively straight same as for about a year.

Just have 2 profiles, job done.

Nah....I’ve gone off men. "

I know what you mean. Its all married guys who want car meets. Not my style.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I’ve had a look at ya pics. You’re not fat at all!!! It’s either:

A) a dreadfully poor attempt to get people to look at you or

B) a horrendous attempt to scrounge a free meal (with pudding)

I look so A worked to a certain extent but I didn’t have a wank so it didn’t really work.

That's because you're looking at my "straight" profile..... I’m straight as well. *high 5*

Gone straight, or fab straight?

Too many sexy women about so for the foreseeable future, exclusively straight same as for about a year.

Just have 2 profiles, job done.

Tartiflette."

Potatoe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had a look at ya pics. You’re not fat at all!!! It’s either:

A) a dreadfully poor attempt to get people to look at you or

B) a horrendous attempt to scrounge a free meal (with pudding)

I look so A worked to a certain extent but I didn’t have a wank so it didn’t really work.

That's because you're looking at my "straight" profile..... I’m straight as well. *high 5*

Gone straight, or fab straight?

Too many sexy women about so for the foreseeable future, exclusively straight same as for about a year.

Just have 2 profiles, job done.

Tartiflette.

Potatoe?"

So starchy.

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