FabSwingers.com forum: Application

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We are now ready to officially start the application process for a woman to join us. As we believe we will get a few thousand applicants we have a few minor requests as follows.

Meets must be between 9pm and 9.07pm as we need to catch the bus back to the asylum.

Women must be 5ft 3.5inch tall and enjoy Pokemon.

Must be intelligent and able to count to 14 and spell missippi (this will be tested on your interview) we are educated to a high standard (D in maths and everything)

We don't enjoy sex so meets will be watching cat videos and playing Zelda.

No one with more than 13 freckles so you will need to count them, no excuses.

And finally no one with a personality, we are intimidated by witty, articulate people.

Probably won't be able to reply to you all as it is quite hard to type without opposable thumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is as good a way as any to attract a 5'3.5" woman as any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14 freckles here

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Can we just peekatchoo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are now ready to officially start the application process for a woman to join us. As we believe we will get a few thousand applicants we have a few minor requests as follows.

Meets must be between 9pm and 9.07pm as we need to catch the bus back to the asylum.

Women must be 5ft 3.5inch tall and enjoy Pokemon.

Must be intelligent and able to count to 14 and spell missippi (this will be tested on your interview) we are educated to a high standard (D in maths and everything)

We don't enjoy sex so meets will be watching cat videos and playing Zelda.

No one with more than 13 freckles so you will need to count them, no excuses.

And finally no one with a personality, we are intimidated by witty, articulate people.

Probably won't be able to reply to you all as it is quite hard to type without opposable thumbs."

Wow! You guys rock! Would love to apply! What zelda will we be playing? Will it be an all nighter? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just need to learn to love Pokemon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just need to learn to love Pokemon

We can teach you lol, just need to dye your hair and shrink a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t match any of your criterion but I’ll take my chances and apply anyway. That’s what ya men do isnt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us men ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shucks I'm too tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just need to learn to love Pokemon

We can teach you lol, just need to dye your hair and shrink a bit

First is a regular; second i can remove my prosthetic feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are now ready to officially start the application process for a woman to join us. As we believe we will get a few thousand applicants we have a few minor requests as follows.

Meets must be between 9pm and 9.07pm as we need to catch the bus back to the asylum.

Women must be 5ft 3.5inch tall and enjoy Pokemon.

Must be intelligent and able to count to 14 and spell missippi (this will be tested on your interview) we are educated to a high standard (D in maths and everything)

We don't enjoy sex so meets will be watching cat videos and playing Zelda.

No one with more than 13 freckles so you will need to count them, no excuses.

And finally no one with a personality, we are intimidated by witty, articulate people.

Probably won't be able to reply to you all as it is quite hard to type without opposable thumbs.

Wow! You guys rock! Would love to apply! What zelda will we be playing? Will it be an all nighter? X"

They close the doors at the loony bin at 10 but I'm sure we could sneak you in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just need to learn to love Pokemon

We can teach you lol, just need to dye your hair and shrink a bit

First is a regular; second i can remove my prosthetic feet

Perfect, let the freckle inspection commence lol

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