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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You’re in a small butterfly house (not by choice) surrounded by over 300 butterflies.

You have bright hair. You feel like they’re targeting you.

How do you react?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swat the little buggers away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random flailing of limbs probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk slow be careful not to injure any and get checked before leaving.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Hold my hands out to enjoy the tickling sensation when they land on me.

Butterflies are beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem is there is usually a sjgn telling you not to touch the butterflies. Unfortunately nobody told them they shouldn't touch you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hold my hands out to enjoy the tickling sensation when they land on me.

Butterflies are beautiful"

Oh I agree that they’re beautiful!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Complete fucking meltdown.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Just sit there and let them land on me.

Love butterflies

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The problem is there is usually a sjgn telling you not to touch the butterflies. Unfortunately nobody told them they shouldn't touch you "

Exactly! Awfy rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Complete fucking meltdown. "

Thank you!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Complete fucking meltdown.

Thank you!"

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By *vor HardonnMan
over a year ago

somewhere on the edge of SW Dartmoor

Gently

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Would Wendy Craig be in there with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As IF you’d ever find yourself in that situation!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As IF you’d ever find yourself in that situation!! "

I know. Sounds fake right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're in a pub garden in summer wearing a bright yellow t-shirt. Then you look down to notice it's gotten absolutely covered in green fly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're in a pub garden in summer wearing a bright yellow t-shirt. Then you look down to notice it's gotten absolutely covered in green fly "

Cry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re in a small butterfly house (not by choice) surrounded by over 300 butterflies.

You have bright hair. You feel like they’re targeting you.

How do you react?"

Quit the drugs young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're in a pub garden in summer wearing a bright yellow t-shirt. Then you look down to notice it's gotten absolutely covered in green fly

Cry!"

Hey! What can I say? We're both intrinsically attractive

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...to insects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Complete fucking meltdown. "

Oh dear Ha ha ha

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Scream like a banshee and run for the hills.

I don't like things that flap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scream like a banshee and run for the hills.

I don't like things that flap. "

Not even flappy bits?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Scream like a banshee and run for the hills.

I don't like things that flap.

Not even flappy bits?"

If they flap of their own accord the it's a no from me.

Sentient flapping is a big no no. Have I not made this clear on my profile.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Scream like a banshee and run for the hills.

I don't like things that flap.

Not even flappy bits?

If they flap of their own accord the it's a no from me.

Sentient flapping is a big no no. Have I not made this clear on my profile. "

*then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterfly House in Lancaster is a great place to find out...

Just stand there let them fly around land on you watch their wings shimmer in the sunlight and feel the touch of a butterfly wings...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scream like a banshee and run for the hills.

I don't like things that flap.

Not even flappy bits?

If they flap of their own accord the it's a no from me.

Sentient flapping is a big no no. Have I not made this clear on my profile. "

Men don't read profiles didn't you know that

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Scream like a banshee and run for the hills.

I don't like things that flap.

Not even flappy bits?

If they flap of their own accord the it's a no from me.

Sentient flapping is a big no no. Have I not made this clear on my profile.

Men don't read profiles didn't you know that"

No! I am young and naive.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

From recent experience, I'd sweat like a pig and start hyperventilating from lack of fresh air!

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Complete fucking meltdown.

Thank you!"

This definitely, we had swarms (well shit loads anyway) of ladybirds by work last week - I was like a crazy woman trying to get them off me/if they came near me. I can cope with looking at things, but not when they touch me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold my hands out to enjoy the tickling sensation when they land on me.

Butterflies are beautiful"

totally -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what colour your hair is, you're assume that butterflies "see" the way we do? Not only that arn't most attracted by smell and not colour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you everyone for your feedback!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Put your hat on

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"You’re in a small butterfly house (not by choice) surrounded by over 300 butterflies.

You have bright hair. You feel like they’re targeting you.

How do you react?"

Use Karate

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Change hair.

Butterflies yes, pretty colours.

Now hornets ?? , these feckers have wheels for landing....

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