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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. it always seems to come out as bew-er-wee

What can’t you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate having to pronounce 'virulent'.

Thankfully, I don't need to in daily life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. it always seems to come out as bew-er-wee

What can’t you do? "

It's the Jonathan Woss effect by the sounds of it.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Anything with a repetition of L’s gets me tongue tied thanks to my lisp. Regularly, Particularly etc. My niece has far too many L’s in her full name. She loves making me say it. Little cow.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Three! It becomes free. It's something I struggle with and I tend to put in a filler word before I say it to give me a chance to build up to it.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Three! It becomes free. It's something I struggle with and I tend to put in a filler word before I say it to give me a chance to build up to it.

That reminds me. Faith become Thaif between my lips.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

After working at 1 for 20 years I can't wait to never say brewery again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked with someone who annoyed the hell out of me cos she couldn't pronounce really.

Came out as rarely every time.

Also my manager gotta love her can't say specific, instead says pacific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could never say my Rs as a child..

Speech therapy helped

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can’t do a forward roll either. For some reason I always struggled with it even as a kiddie when I wasn’t always fat!

Although to be fair I haven’t tried in YEARS.

And I can’t ice-skate. Keep threatening to learn then one by one my friends all seem to get some sort of injury each Christmas which puts me off learning. That’s a broken leg in waiting innit?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Is it just me or does "monogamy" always sound like a question -just asking like

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Aberystwyth

I can't even get close to how it's pronounced.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I can’t do a forward roll either. For some reason I always struggled with it even as a kiddie when I wasn’t always fat!

Although to be fair I haven’t tried in YEARS.

And I can’t ice-skate. Keep threatening to learn then one by one my friends all seem to get some sort of injury each Christmas which puts me off learning. That’s a broken leg in waiting innit? "

Go on do a roll now I triple dog dare ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t whistle

I can’t click my thumbs

I can’t go cross eyed

I can’t lick my own nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aberystwyth

I can't even get close to how it's pronounced."

Abba wrist with (with pronounced as in "myth")

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"I can’t whistle

I can’t click my thumbs

I can’t go cross eyed

I can’t lick my own nipples "

So which one can't you pronounce?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Aberystwyth

I can't even get close to how it's pronounced.

Abba wrist with (with pronounced as in "myth")"

I might nail it but being able to say it twice, correctly, on the bounce - no chance.

It's no ziggy. I might have to go there once every 5 years to play sport. If I'm unlucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aberystwyth

I can't even get close to how it's pronounced.

Abba wrist with (with pronounced as in "myth")

I might nail it but being able to say it twice, correctly, on the bounce - no chance.

It's no ziggy. I might have to go there once every 5 years to play sport. If I'm unlucky."

As Blackadder said, referring to Wales - "You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames."

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Aberystwyth

I can't even get close to how it's pronounced.

Abba wrist with (with pronounced as in "myth")

I might nail it but being able to say it twice, correctly, on the bounce - no chance.

It's no ziggy. I might have to go there once every 5 years to play sport. If I'm unlucky.

As Blackadder said, referring to Wales - "You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames."

Haha I'm not that bad.

It's the only one I struggle with. I haven't learned Welsh since I was about 13.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say anonymous

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I can't say anonymous

I've just tried and I can't either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand how the majority of people I know are happy in their mundane pointless lives!

I need to run awaaaaaaay

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I can’t do a forward roll either. For some reason I always struggled with it even as a kiddie when I wasn’t always fat!

Although to be fair I haven’t tried in YEARS.

And I can’t ice-skate. Keep threatening to learn then one by one my friends all seem to get some sort of injury each Christmas which puts me off learning. That’s a broken leg in waiting innit? "

I can teach you forward roll. I was a gymnastics. If you teach me how to pull a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t do a forward roll either. For some reason I always struggled with it even as a kiddie when I wasn’t always fat!

Although to be fair I haven’t tried in YEARS.

And I can’t ice-skate. Keep threatening to learn then one by one my friends all seem to get some sort of injury each Christmas which puts me off learning. That’s a broken leg in waiting innit?

I can teach you forward roll. I was a gymnastics. If you teach me how to pull a man

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step by step guide on another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand how the majority of people I know are happy in their mundane pointless lives!

I need to run awaaaaaaay

Why ? If they are Happy,it's the best way to be.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I love a soft arse sound

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t do a forward roll either. For some reason I always struggled with it even as a kiddie when I wasn’t always fat!

Although to be fair I haven’t tried in YEARS.

And I can’t ice-skate. Keep threatening to learn then one by one my friends all seem to get some sort of injury each Christmas which puts me off learning. That’s a broken leg in waiting innit?

Go on do a roll now I triple dog dare ya

I’m going to try later! I’ll update you from hospital!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t whistle

I can’t click my thumbs

I can’t go cross eyed

I can’t lick my own nipples "

I’ll lick your nipples for you if you want!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t do a forward roll either. For some reason I always struggled with it even as a kiddie when I wasn’t always fat!

Although to be fair I haven’t tried in YEARS.

And I can’t ice-skate. Keep threatening to learn then one by one my friends all seem to get some sort of injury each Christmas which puts me off learning. That’s a broken leg in waiting innit?

I can teach you forward roll. I was a gymnastics. If you teach me how to pull a man

We can do both at once? Pull me AND teach me!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Dyslexia ... and I really need to say it correctly. It always comes out as dickslexia

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh man, I can't say Woolworths, so glad when they closed down.

Can't say wolves. Comes out as woooooves.

I'm a bit Johnston Ross when it comes to my Ls.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I used to find it hard to pronounce I'm sorry you are right

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I can’t do a forward roll either. For some reason I always struggled with it even as a kiddie when I wasn’t always fat!

Although to be fair I haven’t tried in YEARS.

And I can’t ice-skate. Keep threatening to learn then one by one my friends all seem to get some sort of injury each Christmas which puts me off learning. That’s a broken leg in waiting innit?

I can teach you forward roll. I was a gymnastics. If you teach me how to pull a man

We can do both at once? Pull me AND teach me!

Might pull a muscle

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I can’t do a forward roll either. For some reason I always struggled with it even as a kiddie when I wasn’t always fat!

Although to be fair I haven’t tried in YEARS.

And I can’t ice-skate. Keep threatening to learn then one by one my friends all seem to get some sort of injury each Christmas which puts me off learning. That’s a broken leg in waiting innit?

Go on do a roll now I triple dog dare ya

I’m going to try later! I’ll update you from hospital! "

Please do I've a boring night ahead I will need the laughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t whistle

I can’t click my thumbs

I can’t go cross eyed

I can’t lick my own nipples

So which one can't you pronounce?"

I believe the question was what can’t you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t whistle

I can’t click my thumbs

I can’t go cross eyed

I can’t lick my own nipples

I’ll lick your nipples for you if you want!

Again

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By *anOnFire69Man
over a year ago

The bedroom

I never knew what "define" meant.

Now I'm happy to say

I can now define, define.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant wistle

Or say hospital comes out hospickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t whistle

I can’t click my thumbs

I can’t go cross eyed

I can’t lick my own nipples

I’ll lick your nipples for you if you want!

Again

Teamwork!! Work together and we can overcome! You can say ‘brewery’ for me, I can lick your nipples! Winning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t whistle

I can’t click my thumbs

I can’t go cross eyed

I can’t lick my own nipples

I’ll lick your nipples for you if you want!

Again

Teamwork!! Work together and we can overcome! You can say ‘brewery’ for me, I can lick your nipples! Winning!

Ok deal. I like to overcome

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

I struggled to pronounce monolatry the other night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. it always seems to come out as bew-er-wee

What can’t you do? "

I struggle to pronounce orchestra.

Dan, you wanna go to a pub and watch a band?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't pronounce regularly, particularly and anaesthetist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three! It becomes free. It's something I struggle with and I tend to put in a filler word before I say it to give me a chance to build up to it.

Sounds like I say free when I say three but when kids say it they say tree for three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Binoculars

or, as I say it, binocleearrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Itinerary. I hate that word. It comes out as itinerererery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resist you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

floccinaucinihilipilification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Essential for my previous line of work but could never say it - sphygmomanometer. Fortunately, "sphyg" was acceptable

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Bab min ton

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

".. it always seems to come out as bew-er-wee

What can’t you do? "

I'm not English so most things I say sound like something else

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Pronounce Barf properly.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Aberystwyth

I can't even get close to how it's pronounced."

bear

wrist

with

Try it! That's how I roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aberystwyth

I can't even get close to how it's pronounced."

Neither can I. My cousin just moved there and she hates it

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Huawei

Fwb literally fell off the sofa laughing at me struggling with this one yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say burglar alarm. It's a Glasgow thing apparently.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

".. it always seems to come out as bew-er-wee

What can’t you do? "
have one or two less pints lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say the name Carl...It comes out Carol x

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"I can’t whistle

I can’t click my thumbs

I can’t go cross eyed

I can’t lick my own nipples "

I can help with the nipple thing xx

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Aberystwyth

I can't even get close to how it's pronounced.

bear

wrist

with

Try it! That's how I roll."

Ummm no

It’s ABBA wrist wiff

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