FabSwingers.com forum: Ok so I'm a shortass xx

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just asked an old lady customer of mine

(done work for her for years) if I could use the loo

She said yes if course but be careful as it has a high seat on it ( the disabled sort) and you haven't got very long legs have you xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Awwwwwwwwww bless, she was thinking of you x

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It's handy when you need a tripod though ain't it?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Just asked an old lady customer of mine

(done work for her for years) if I could use the loo

She said yes if course but be careful as it has a high seat on it ( the disabled sort) and you haven't got very long legs have you xx

Didn't she offer you a box to stand on? I would say ditch such inconsiderate customer!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

lmfco. Take it it's not the same wee 80 yr old that threatened to cut your bollox off earlier!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lmfco. Take it it's not the same wee 80 yr old that threatened to cut your bollox off earlier!!!

Today ain't half been an old lady day xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Cheers soapy that made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo thats so sweet of her to care , lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smurfs are short and their nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it you weren't wearing your OAP Kickers. I forgot mine today too when I took my daughter to the Metro Centre. Feckin old people, they were lucky cos if I was wearing my OAP Kickers some of them woulda been spending Xmas in hossie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha

Sorry mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahahahaha

Sorry mate"

Lol thats ok i expected a lot worse off some pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just knew by the title it had to be a post by the bubbles man

Evening Soapy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just knew by the title it had to be a post by the bubbles man

Evening Soapy"

Evening sexy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey soapy you can borrow the kiddie step i've got in the down stairs loo for my 3yrd grandson..... he dosnt need it any more he can get on all by him self xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey soapy you can borrow the kiddie step i've got in the down stairs loo for my 3yrd grandson..... he dosnt need it any more he can get on all by him self xxx

Ooh fank Q xx

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