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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.I can go for days without looking at myself in a mirror,I already know I'm ugly,I don't need reminding

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Naked that should say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm normally in awe of the fine specimen stood looking back at me.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Nah because I'm so young and youthful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah because I'm so young and youthful."

For a tortoise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

Oooh God yes.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Nah because I'm so young and youthful."

Sod. Off.

One day lady you too will be old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah..i did so this morning after getting out of the shower..

I quickly covered up

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm normally in awe of the fine specimen stood looking back at me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."
yes, tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

I wonder why I bothered losing weight some days. Seems my skin is used to being stretched

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

I used to, then I sold my soul to the devil...

Sorted, no more aging although the eternity of damnation and having a blivet up my arse isn't anecessarily enticing prospect..

But hey, that's the price of vanity and its far cheaper than most of those anti aging serums..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

Just don’t hang over a mirror and look at your face.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

Yeh I do, but who is the old bloke in my mirror???

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I don't want the mirror to crack while looking at it

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

God totally cocked this up,I really should read before posting.

Double damn my menopausal head and body,I hate you today and you hot sweats can fuck right off.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

No but if I see a picture of myself I do

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I'm actually quite relaxed when looking in the mirror.. full length and nude... no hangups and although I could do with losing about a stone it was nice to be complimented by a younger lady last month that I don't look 53

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Where the fuck has my sex drive gone and...I'll be all naffing day with everything.

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Funny you should ask

Was in Tesco went by mirror.

Oh ffs, hairs a mess

Skirt is on back to front

Mud on shoe

Make ups gone to pot

One boob is lower than the other

One earring!!!

Looked as if I’ve just fallen out of some randoms bed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes look and think damn i do look hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked that should say..."

All the time

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Funny you should ask

Was in Tesco went by mirror.

Oh ffs, hairs a mess

Skirt is on back to front

Mud on shoe

Make ups gone to pot

One boob is lower than the other

One earring!!!

Looked as if I’ve just fallen out of some randoms bed...."

Had you?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Nah because I'm so young and youthful.

Sod. Off.

One day lady you too will be old."

So cruel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to avoid mirrors, but yes I do occasionally look and think god I’m getting old x

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Nah because I'm so young and youthful.

Sod. Off.

One day lady you too will be old.

So cruel."

That's the kind of mood I'm in and yes life is cruel,very cruel.

Oh and once you turn 30 your youthfulness will be long gone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to look in the mirror.

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"Funny you should ask

Was in Tesco went by mirror.

Oh ffs, hairs a mess

Skirt is on back to front

Mud on shoe

Make ups gone to pot

One boob is lower than the other

One earring!!!

Looked as if I’ve just fallen out of some randoms bed....

Had you?"

Shhh! Don’t tell anyone, but guilty...

At least I didn’t have a stain on my skirt this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavens no . I look in the mirror and say , hello dear chap , now what adventures can we get up to today.

Be compassionate with yourself as you are with others

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Funny you should ask

Was in Tesco went by mirror.

Oh ffs, hairs a mess

Skirt is on back to front

Mud on shoe

Make ups gone to pot

One boob is lower than the other

One earring!!!

Looked as if I’ve just fallen out of some randoms bed....

Had you?

Shhh! Don’t tell anyone, but guilty...

At least I didn’t have a stain on my skirt this time"

Question is how did you get mud on your shoe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to stand further away these days and only look in certain light (dark)

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

It seems the older I am getting the more I am accepting of myself. I can look in the mirror naked from all different angles and think to myself you know what, it isn't how it used to be, it's not how you'd love it to be but woman you look good and you are sexy.

It's not every time but way more than ever before. It's nice not to cry from hating my body anymore.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Heavens no . I look in the mirror and say , hello dear chap , now what adventures can we get up to today.

Be compassionate with yourself as you are with others "

Compassionate,I'm in no mood to be compassionate. I'm menopausal and I'm in a 'see food and eat it',I feel old and bits are falling off me bit like my old car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I look in the mirror it's like L'Oréal advert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny you should ask

Was in Tesco went by mirror.

Oh ffs, hairs a mess

Skirt is on back to front

Mud on shoe

Make ups gone to pot

One boob is lower than the other

One earring!!!

Looked as if I’ve just fallen out of some randoms bed....

Had you?

Shhh! Don’t tell anyone, but guilty...

At least I didn’t have a stain on my skirt this time

Question is how did you get mud on your shoe?"

Are you sure it was mud...? That's the real question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have stood in front of a full length mirror... not my best Idea... and think WTAF... but there is only so much Virgins blood you can drink...

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I tend to stand further away these days and only look in certain light (dark) "

Now I seem to remember I was pretty happy at 42,I want to be 42 again. Just not to have the relationship I was in then mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate mirrors tbh, they can change my mood in seconds. I feel great then see a big lady staring back and it really gets to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to stand further away these days and only look in certain light (dark) "

I have to stand further away...I can't see close up anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time. The sagginess, cellulite, the wrinkles. Hate mirrors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heavens no . I look in the mirror and say , hello dear chap , now what adventures can we get up to today.

Be compassionate with yourself as you are with others

Compassionate,I'm in no mood to be compassionate. I'm menopausal and I'm in a 'see food and eat it',I feel old and bits are falling off me bit like my old car."

aww gosh it's going to be a beautiful day today , have a jolly splendid day out and walk . That always makes me feel positive and good x

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By *traycats2Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."
. Yup it’s awful

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Sometimes I look and want to cry, other times I look and think I look amazing. It depends on my mood how I see myself I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been working out for the last few months so quite pleased with the image coming back at me.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Heavens no . I look in the mirror and say , hello dear chap , now what adventures can we get up to today.

Be compassionate with yourself as you are with others

Compassionate,I'm in no mood to be compassionate. I'm menopausal and I'm in a 'see food and eat it',I feel old and bits are falling off me bit like my old car. aww gosh it's going to be a beautiful day today , have a jolly splendid day out and walk . That always makes me feel positive and good x "

Nope I'm just going to go with the self loathing today Taff,I'll cheer up immensely if the local council ring me back and say I can get a grant towards a new roof,until then I'm having a moan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heavens no . I look in the mirror and say , hello dear chap , now what adventures can we get up to today.

Be compassionate with yourself as you are with others

Compassionate,I'm in no mood to be compassionate. I'm menopausal and I'm in a 'see food and eat it',I feel old and bits are falling off me bit like my old car. aww gosh it's going to be a beautiful day today , have a jolly splendid day out and walk . That always makes me feel positive and good x

Nope I'm just going to go with the self loathing today Taff,I'll cheer up immensely if the local council ring me back and say I can get a grant towards a new roof,until then I'm having a moan."

aww good luck with the council and Pooch and I will send positive thoughts from our hillside . And a cwtch too x

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Your as young as the person your feeling!

Unfortunately I’ve had no fun this week!

I’m told I look younger, just wish the body matched the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to stand further away these days and only look in certain light (dark)

I have to stand further away...I can't see close up anymore "

a bit of squinting takes 10 yrs off Im sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to stand further away these days and only look in certain light (dark)

Now I seem to remember I was pretty happy at 42,I want to be 42 again. Just not to have the relationship I was in then mind."

My older sisters would warn me wrinkles would get me, oh how I laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to stand further away these days and only look in certain light (dark)

Now I seem to remember I was pretty happy at 42,I want to be 42 again. Just not to have the relationship I was in then mind.

My older sisters would warn me wrinkles would get me, oh how I laughed. "

Laughing too much gives you wrinkles... that's why I am grumpy...

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"Funny you should ask

Was in Tesco went by mirror.

Oh ffs, hairs a mess

Skirt is on back to front

Mud on shoe

Make ups gone to pot

One boob is lower than the other

One earring!!!

Looked as if I’ve just fallen out of some randoms bed....

Had you?

Shhh! Don’t tell anyone, but guilty...

At least I didn’t have a stain on my skirt this time

Question is how did you get mud on your shoe?

Are you sure it was mud...? That's the real question. "

Was deffo mud, went dogging before the guy.

Shhh!

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I tend to stand further away these days and only look in certain light (dark)

Now I seem to remember I was pretty happy at 42,I want to be 42 again. Just not to have the relationship I was in then mind.

My older sisters would warn me wrinkles would get me, oh how I laughed. "

You see that's the thing it creaps up on us all. I wish I had worn sunglasses more and not squinted quite so much. I remember someone telling me I'd get wrinkles in my teens I wish I'd listened to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to stand further away these days and only look in certain light (dark)

Now I seem to remember I was pretty happy at 42,I want to be 42 again. Just not to have the relationship I was in then mind.

My older sisters would warn me wrinkles would get me, oh how I laughed.

You see that's the thing it creaps up on us all. I wish I had worn sunglasses more and not squinted quite so much. I remember someone telling me I'd get wrinkles in my teens I wish I'd listened to them."

Now sunglasses hid them...

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I tend to stand further away these days and only look in certain light (dark)

Now I seem to remember I was pretty happy at 42,I want to be 42 again. Just not to have the relationship I was in then mind.

My older sisters would warn me wrinkles would get me, oh how I laughed.

You see that's the thing it creaps up on us all. I wish I had worn sunglasses more and not squinted quite so much. I remember someone telling me I'd get wrinkles in my teens I wish I'd listened to them.

Now sunglasses hid them... "

Only to the outside world,but I know they're there...

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Having lost 4 stone and toned up quite nicely thanks to my PT sessions and running, I am very happy to look at the mirror

There’s still work to do, not happy with my mum tum, but for the first time in 10 years I’m happy looking at mirrors instead of avoiding them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at my naked body in the mirror, do a little happy dance and sing "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't look at myself naked it's not a pretty sight

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I never used to, but I do now that I've grown with confidence

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"I look at my naked body in the mirror, do a little happy dance and sing "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"."

Think this'll be part of my morning routine from now on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to stand further away these days and only look in certain light (dark)

Now I seem to remember I was pretty happy at 42,I want to be 42 again. Just not to have the relationship I was in then mind.

My older sisters would warn me wrinkles would get me, oh how I laughed.

Laughing too much gives you wrinkles... that's why I am grumpy... "

I just keep smiling. Scrumples them all back up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to, but have lost weight and have grown to like my body and not be so insecure about it.... i like looking in the mirror now

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I look at mine and whilst not perfect, I'm in far better shape than the majority of people I grew up and went to school with! I intend to work hard to keep it that way as I age

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm going to the gym soon,this time yesterday I was eating cake. My willpower is weak to say the least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I look in the mirror.

I see my dad.

All these wrinkles.

Its very sad.

.

But im in my fifties.

So have too except.

Im getting older.

No youth i kept.

.

I still remember like yesterday.

Getting asked my age.

When buying a drink.

Alas i turned the page.

.

So im getting older.

Im more lucky than some.

Live is for living.

So lets have some fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process.

I wonder why I bothered losing weight some days. Seems my skin is used to being stretched "

Fat fills out the wrinkles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to the gym soon,this time yesterday I was eating cake. My willpower is weak to say the least."

If I looked even 5% as good as you I'd be happy!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’m a vain old thing. I don’t like these new wrinkles that keep appearing!

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I’m usually too busy trying to move faster than reflection to worry about anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Why is it some mirrors you think, hmmm going to be a great day, then you go out, catch a glimpse in a shop window/reflection and think wow that went downhill quickly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club "

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light "

Send me one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it some mirrors you think, hmmm going to be a great day, then you go out, catch a glimpse in a shop window/reflection and think wow that went downhill quickly... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mirror at the gym makes me look good,but when look at home and shops don’t recognise fat old man looking at me.Have an image in my head of what I look like that is different to reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light "

I'd get naked with you

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm probably in the best shape I've been in.

I do look exactly like my dad, but with a full head of hair

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club "

I still want you Dana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm running out now they keep cracking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think everyone must do this at some stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like mirrors. I have no reflection

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club "

That's nice of you to say thankyou. It's like you say though it's how you feel yourself inside and yep this peri thing isn't great,so many annoying little symptoms.

From what I saw as well you looked great so be safe in the knowledge it's just in our heads a lot of the time.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Why is it some mirrors you think, hmmm going to be a great day, then you go out, catch a glimpse in a shop window/reflection and think wow that went downhill quickly... "

That's funny,bright light isn't good give me dimmed lighting anyday.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I rarely look in the mirror unless I'm having a wank.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I rarely look in the mirror unless I'm having a wank."

Why do you look in the mirror?

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3


"I look at my naked body in the mirror, do a little happy dance and sing "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, i can't take any more bad luck.

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

Yes, it's now why I read The Independent.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Actually I look at myself and think do you know what Im not bad for over 50.

I've make the best with what I have. I'm lucky that I've not got one stretch mark anywhere on my body thats good genes. I exercise alot which helps.

I'm average and happy within that skin.

Age is just a number but you can never be that you of 30 years ago...but you can be the best you today

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I rarely look in the mirror unless I'm having a wank.

Why do you look in the mirror?"

Because I'm an exhibitionist

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ,we accept the ageing process and just get on with life

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Sometimes I think I've put weight on

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Fraid I can never look in the mirror -I'm a flesh eating vampire

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I either flex the pythons or practice the helicopter. If I stay looking too long I see things I don’t want to see

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

Sometimes. The beard is turning salt and pepper these days. No bad thing.

When I look in the mirror, the good looking bearded gentleman staring back at me is 6”3 with a 34 inch waste and is ageing like a fine wine rather than fresh flowers. He has a good family and a good group of mates around him...

I’m improving with age and only just coming into my prime, at the age of 35.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!"

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

Oh god yes. And leaning forward to turn off the bath taps seeing your reflection what the hell happened there!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes I think I've put weight on "

That's what you get for buying your mirrors from a fair ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get told I don’t look my age but tbh when all the clothes are off I think greats tits abd bum and ignore the wobbly bits and the stretch marks

Even in my youth I thought by the time a guy was in bed with you naked he didn’t care about cellulite or a wobbly bit so I’ve never been shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes to comb my hair and thankfully I still have it all

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now."

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Actually I look at myself and think do you know what Im not bad for over 50.

I've make the best with what I have. I'm lucky that I've not got one stretch mark anywhere on my body thats good genes. I exercise alot which helps.

I'm average and happy within that skin.

Age is just a number but you can never be that you of 30 years ago...but you can be the best you today "

I do get inspired when I see your pics,my motivation is just a bit up and down at the moment. I went to the gym earlier but to be fair it wasn't the best effort I've ever put in.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process.

Sometimes. The beard is turning salt and pepper these days. No bad thing.

When I look in the mirror, the good looking bearded gentleman staring back at me is 6”3 with a 34 inch waste and is ageing like a fine wine rather than fresh flowers. He has a good family and a good group of mates around him...

I’m improving with age and only just coming into my prime, at the age of 35. "

You wee pup come back in 20 years and tell me how you feel then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber... "

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of years ago it happened at the barbers and for a split seconded I thought who's that out of shape old man looking at me.

It was an epipthanic moment for me and since then I stopped drinking and started eating healthier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dali's melting clocks always come to mind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

You look great .. I had no idea you were your age when I saw you in the flesh, until I read your profile ... I'm always looking on the mirror and thinking what happened ? ... More so now my laughter lines are getting slightly longer... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a fan of my reflection as a general

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta "

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Actually I look at myself and think do you know what Im not bad for over 50.

I've make the best with what I have. I'm lucky that I've not got one stretch mark anywhere on my body thats good genes. I exercise alot which helps.

I'm average and happy within that skin.

Age is just a number but you can never be that you of 30 years ago...but you can be the best you today

I do get inspired when I see your pics,my motivation is just a bit up and down at the moment. I went to the gym earlier but to be fair it wasn't the best effort I've ever put in."

Well that's very nice to say.

Join a class, start spinning, have swimming lessons somewhere you can't hide. It will hurt alot but you'll also find it will help with all the other problems your bodies going though. I've done it and didn't even know it had all happened.

Get a bike there are lots of cycling groups for just women of all levels thats how I started my cycling journey.

I cant explain the feel good factor you get from exercise. Even if you don't look that great at least you feel it.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I don’t own a full length mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope i say i am i tiger raaaaaa raaa raaaaaa

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process.

You look great .. I had no idea you were your age when I saw you in the flesh, until I read your profile ... I'm always looking on the mirror and thinking what happened ? ... More so now my laughter lines are getting slightly longer... lol "

Thankyou I'll take that compliment.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science! "

Take your rocket science and stick it up...

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Actually I look at myself and think do you know what Im not bad for over 50.

I've make the best with what I have. I'm lucky that I've not got one stretch mark anywhere on my body thats good genes. I exercise alot which helps.

I'm average and happy within that skin.

Age is just a number but you can never be that you of 30 years ago...but you can be the best you today

I do get inspired when I see your pics,my motivation is just a bit up and down at the moment. I went to the gym earlier but to be fair it wasn't the best effort I've ever put in.

Well that's very nice to say.

Join a class, start spinning, have swimming lessons somewhere you can't hide. It will hurt alot but you'll also find it will help with all the other problems your bodies going though. I've done it and didn't even know it had all happened.

Get a bike there are lots of cycling groups for just women of all levels thats how I started my cycling journey.

I cant explain the feel good factor you get from exercise. Even if you don't look that great at least you feel it.

"

Right I do have a bike unfortunately it hasn't moved out of my shed in the 6 year's I've been in this property. I'm a danger on the roads and stuck to the trails I blame it on not having a bike as a child.

I did enjoy it though. Spinning looks knackering I don't think I'd keep up with the class. I like swimming. I'm the master of excuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I look in the mirror it's like L'Oréal advert.

"

What, fast forwarded at ×30?

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science!

Take your rocket science and stick it up..."

Love it.

Which bit of it did you disagree with? Just checked with the GP bestie. The good doctor concurs with me.

If calories out exceed calories in = weight loss.

Tell me which bit of my advice I should shove up my rear end?

I’m all ears .

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science!

Take your rocket science and stick it up...

Love it.

Which bit of it did you disagree with? Just checked with the GP bestie. The good doctor concurs with me.

If calories out exceed calories in = weight loss.

Tell me which bit of my advice I should shove up my rear end?

I’m all ears . "

She's not overweight though. A good food plan and a bit of exercise for toning...youre not a women so you couldn't possibly understand what's going on in her head right now.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science!

Take your rocket science and stick it up...

Love it.

Which bit of it did you disagree with? Just checked with the GP bestie. The good doctor concurs with me.

If calories out exceed calories in = weight loss.

Tell me which bit of my advice I should shove up my rear end?

I’m all ears . "

We know it's not rocket science,we don't need you to tell us it's not rocket science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

Yes

Quite a lot recently

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science!

Take your rocket science and stick it up...

Love it.

Which bit of it did you disagree with? Just checked with the GP bestie. The good doctor concurs with me.

If calories out exceed calories in = weight loss.

Tell me which bit of my advice I should shove up my rear end?

I’m all ears .

She's not overweight though. A good food plan and a bit of exercise for toning...youre not a women so you couldn't possibly understand what's going on in her head right now.

"

But she’s the one complaining about her weight.

I hope she takes my advice, confirmed by an actual doctor (who I’ll be balls deep in tomorrow when she finally gets down here). I’m not joking, for once...

Loving my life right now .

I give medically sound advice when I can because I’m nice like that. You people should think of me as that bloke from embarrassing bodies. .

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science!

Take your rocket science and stick it up...

Love it.

Which bit of it did you disagree with? Just checked with the GP bestie. The good doctor concurs with me.

If calories out exceed calories in = weight loss.

Tell me which bit of my advice I should shove up my rear end?

I’m all ears .

She's not overweight though. A good food plan and a bit of exercise for toning...youre not a women so you couldn't possibly understand what's going on in her head right now.

But she’s the one complaining about her weight.

I hope she takes my advice, confirmed by an actual doctor (who I’ll be balls deep in tomorrow when she finally gets down here). I’m not joking, for once...

Loving my life right now .

I give medically sound advice when I can because I’m nice like that. You people should think of me as that bloke from embarrassing bodies. . "

It wasn't me that said that by the way I was just commenting,but as she's already stated she wasn't complaining about her weight either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science!

Take your rocket science and stick it up...

Love it.

Which bit of it did you disagree with? Just checked with the GP bestie. The good doctor concurs with me.

If calories out exceed calories in = weight loss.

Tell me which bit of my advice I should shove up my rear end?

I’m all ears .

She's not overweight though. A good food plan and a bit of exercise for toning...youre not a women so you couldn't possibly understand what's going on in her head right now.

But she’s the one complaining about her weight.

I hope she takes my advice, confirmed by an actual doctor (who I’ll be balls deep in tomorrow when she finally gets down here). I’m not joking, for once...

Loving my life right now .

I give medically sound advice when I can because I’m nice like that. You people should think of me as that bloke from embarrassing bodies. .

It wasn't me that said that by the way I was just commenting,but as she's already stated she wasn't complaining about her weight either."

I said the bit about taking the new pic cos I'm fatter now, and I'm not complaining about my weight.

I'm waiting to see if Dash is brave enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science!

Take your rocket science and stick it up...

Love it.

Which bit of it did you disagree with? Just checked with the GP bestie. The good doctor concurs with me.

If calories out exceed calories in = weight loss.

Tell me which bit of my advice I should shove up my rear end?

I’m all ears .

She's not overweight though. A good food plan and a bit of exercise for toning...youre not a women so you couldn't possibly understand what's going on in her head right now.

But she’s the one complaining about her weight.

I hope she takes my advice, confirmed by an actual doctor (who I’ll be balls deep in tomorrow when she finally gets down here). I’m not joking, for once...

Loving my life right now .

I give medically sound advice when I can because I’m nice like that. You people should think of me as that bloke from embarrassing bodies. . "

Medically sound advice eh?

What's the best thing to do with my piles?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Some days I do, others I squint and am thankful my eyesight is getting worse in my old age too.

I try to love me for who I am but the majority of us find failings in ourselves, it’s human nature. You’ll never find me joining in on a what do you dislike about yourself thread - fucking hell im not gonna draw attention to the things I’m already self conscious about.

But age does creep up on us physically far quicker than it does mentally I think and that’s why you have those oh shit moments when you look in the mirror or try to get up off the floor. In your head you’re always at least still 10/15 years younger than your body is telling you.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science!

Take your rocket science and stick it up...

Love it.

Which bit of it did you disagree with? Just checked with the GP bestie. The good doctor concurs with me.

If calories out exceed calories in = weight loss.

Tell me which bit of my advice I should shove up my rear end?

I’m all ears .

She's not overweight though. A good food plan and a bit of exercise for toning...youre not a women so you couldn't possibly understand what's going on in her head right now.

But she’s the one complaining about her weight.

I hope she takes my advice, confirmed by an actual doctor (who I’ll be balls deep in tomorrow when she finally gets down here). I’m not joking, for once...

Loving my life right now .

I give medically sound advice when I can because I’m nice like that. You people should think of me as that bloke from embarrassing bodies. .

It wasn't me that said that by the way I was just commenting,but as she's already stated she wasn't complaining about her weight either."

Read the thread and you’ll see that she was complaining about her weight. As I’ve already repeatedly stated!

I don’t judge her for that but, if someone wants to lose weight, I’ve explained how to do it, with reference to a medical doctor.

Take it as this: if you’re unhappy about your weight, the advice I’m giving you on how to lose weight is the same advice your GP would give you. How do I know that? Because my friend whose a GP has confirmed it...

I’m honestly not sure how many times I can say the same thing until it will be accepted... I won’t bother repeating it anymore, that’s for sure.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science!

Take your rocket science and stick it up...

Love it.

Which bit of it did you disagree with? Just checked with the GP bestie. The good doctor concurs with me.

If calories out exceed calories in = weight loss.

Tell me which bit of my advice I should shove up my rear end?

I’m all ears .

She's not overweight though. A good food plan and a bit of exercise for toning...youre not a women so you couldn't possibly understand what's going on in her head right now.

But she’s the one complaining about her weight.

I hope she takes my advice, confirmed by an actual doctor (who I’ll be balls deep in tomorrow when she finally gets down here). I’m not joking, for once...

Loving my life right now .

I give medically sound advice when I can because I’m nice like that. You people should think of me as that bloke from embarrassing bodies. .

Medically sound advice eh?

What's the best thing to do with my piles?"

Sit on them and think of England. That’s my medical advice.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

This thread ain't about fickin weight loss.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science!

Take your rocket science and stick it up...

Love it.

Which bit of it did you disagree with? Just checked with the GP bestie. The good doctor concurs with me.

If calories out exceed calories in = weight loss.

Tell me which bit of my advice I should shove up my rear end?

I’m all ears .

She's not overweight though. A good food plan and a bit of exercise for toning...youre not a women so you couldn't possibly understand what's going on in her head right now.

But she’s the one complaining about her weight.

I hope she takes my advice, confirmed by an actual doctor (who I’ll be balls deep in tomorrow when she finally gets down here). I’m not joking, for once...

Loving my life right now .

I give medically sound advice when I can because I’m nice like that. You people should think of me as that bloke from embarrassing bodies. .

It wasn't me that said that by the way I was just commenting,but as she's already stated she wasn't complaining about her weight either.

Read the thread and you’ll see that she was complaining about her weight. As I’ve already repeatedly stated!

I don’t judge her for that but, if someone wants to lose weight, I’ve explained how to do it, with reference to a medical doctor.

Take it as this: if you’re unhappy about your weight, the advice I’m giving you on how to lose weight is the same advice your GP would give you. How do I know that? Because my friend whose a GP has confirmed it...

I’m honestly not sure how many times I can say the same thing until it will be accepted... I won’t bother repeating it anymore, that’s for sure. "

Thank bloody God for that,you're like a broken record man.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"This thread ain't about fickin weight loss. "

No it was about ageing.

I’ve chimed in to say I’m ageing well thanks very much...

Someone else has moaned about how overweight they are, I’ve explained how they could turn that around, with reference to a doctor. That advice has been ignored/dismissed.

You can take a horse to water....

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"This thread ain't about fickin weight loss.

No it was about ageing.

I’ve chimed in to say I’m ageing well thanks very much...

Someone else has moaned about how overweight they are, I’ve explained how they could turn that around, with reference to a doctor. That advice has been ignored/dismissed.

You can take a horse to water.... "

No it hasn't been ignored/dismissed it just wasn't wanted. You're like a dog with a bone.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I was going to post, but I don't want to be told to lose weight and go to the gym, I don't even weigh 8 stone

But this middle aged spread is not just a myth and it's no laughing matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mirror is fantastic...makes me look great.

You should come and try it sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

No but I often look in the mirror and think "you fat bitch"

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I was going to post, but I don't want to be told to lose weight and go to the gym, I don't even weigh 8 stone

But this middle aged spread is not just a myth and it's no laughing matter "

I know I didn't realise it was actually a thing how flipping wrong was I,take your eye off the ball and bang it's there. Being peri has made me eat more at times with lethargy,combined it doesn't help. I'm bang on 8 stone.

God I've mentioned weight I'm in for a sermon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I've aged while reading this thread. It's like listening to my nan go on about milk when I've asked her when her Dr appointment is

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

Only my face , I like my wrinkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like I've aged while reading this thread. It's like listening to my nan go on about milk when I've asked her when her Dr appointment is "

How old is your Nan ?

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I was going to post, but I don't want to be told to lose weight and go to the gym, I don't even weigh 8 stone

But this middle aged spread is not just a myth and it's no laughing matter

I know I didn't realise it was actually a thing how flipping wrong was I,take your eye off the ball and bang it's there. Being peri has made me eat more at times with lethargy,combined it doesn't help. I'm bang on 8 stone.

God I've mentioned weight I'm in for a sermon..."

How much is your watch worth for God’s sake?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like I've aged while reading this thread. It's like listening to my nan go on about milk when I've asked her when her Dr appointment is

How old is your Nan ?"

Are you interested in an older woman then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like I've aged while reading this thread. It's like listening to my nan go on about milk when I've asked her when her Dr appointment is

How old is your Nan ?

Are you interested in an older woman then?"

Does she look like Helen Mirren ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, ageing is still better than the alternative isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science!

Take your rocket science and stick it up...

Love it.

Which bit of it did you disagree with? Just checked with the GP bestie. The good doctor concurs with me.

If calories out exceed calories in = weight loss.

Tell me which bit of my advice I should shove up my rear end?

I’m all ears .

She's not overweight though. A good food plan and a bit of exercise for toning...youre not a women so you couldn't possibly understand what's going on in her head right now.

"

This is a major part of the problem. You women worry far too much about this stuff...

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My mirror is fantastic...makes me look great.

You should come and try it sometime "

I just may do that!

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Well, ageing is still better than the alternative isn't it? "

Yep

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I was going to post, but I don't want to be told to lose weight and go to the gym, I don't even weigh 8 stone

But this middle aged spread is not just a myth and it's no laughing matter

I know I didn't realise it was actually a thing how flipping wrong was I,take your eye off the ball and bang it's there. Being peri has made me eat more at times with lethargy,combined it doesn't help. I'm bang on 8 stone.

God I've mentioned weight I'm in for a sermon..."

You just had to go and do it!

It's just this year the spread has happened, need to find an exercise that enjoys me never mind I enjoy

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I was going to post, but I don't want to be told to lose weight and go to the gym, I don't even weigh 8 stone

But this middle aged spread is not just a myth and it's no laughing matter

I know I didn't realise it was actually a thing how flipping wrong was I,take your eye off the ball and bang it's there. Being peri has made me eat more at times with lethargy,combined it doesn't help. I'm bang on 8 stone.

God I've mentioned weight I'm in for a sermon...

You just had to go and do it!

It's just this year the spread has happened, need to find an exercise that enjoys me never mind I enjoy "

Mountain biking ?

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Scared to look in a mirror at my age now x storm x

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I'm with you there Op. Although I met you recently and thought you looked great, really good.

I'm so down on my body now that I can't stand the thought of being naked with someone. I'm also peri menopausal and cry most days. It's pretty tough getting old and feeling you are destined for the W.I. or the local knit and natter club, not the sex club

I'll send you a photo of my naked body and you'll look at yours in a different light

Send me one!!

You have no idea what you have just let yourself in for

Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.

If you’re unhappy with your weight, just eat and drink less, and hit the gym.

An easy and effective strategy to shed some timber...

I didn't say I was unhappy and I know how to lose weight ta

Ok, but you did say:

“Just for you I'll take one when I get home later. My old ones might not reflect how fat I am now.”

There’s no need for a big pity party, as I say. If you’re unhappy about your weight, the remedy certainly isn’t complaining about it on an Internet forum.

The solution to your problem is simply this: eat less, exercise more.

It’s not rocket science!

Take your rocket science and stick it up...

Love it.

Which bit of it did you disagree with? Just checked with the GP bestie. The good doctor concurs with me.

If calories out exceed calories in = weight loss.

Tell me which bit of my advice I should shove up my rear end?

I’m all ears .

She's not overweight though. A good food plan and a bit of exercise for toning...youre not a women so you couldn't possibly understand what's going on in her head right now.

This is a major part of the problem. You women worry far too much about this stuff..."

Nope not at all Im not worried it is what it is.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I was going to post, but I don't want to be told to lose weight and go to the gym, I don't even weigh 8 stone

But this middle aged spread is not just a myth and it's no laughing matter

I know I didn't realise it was actually a thing how flipping wrong was I,take your eye off the ball and bang it's there. Being peri has made me eat more at times with lethargy,combined it doesn't help. I'm bang on 8 stone.

God I've mentioned weight I'm in for a sermon..."

8 stone omg your just about 2 stone lighter than me and you're much taller.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Sometimes I think I've put weight on

That's what you get for buying your mirrors from a fair ground. "

As mirrors go, they were very cheap....

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I was going to post, but I don't want to be told to lose weight and go to the gym, I don't even weigh 8 stone

But this middle aged spread is not just a myth and it's no laughing matter

I know I didn't realise it was actually a thing how flipping wrong was I,take your eye off the ball and bang it's there. Being peri has made me eat more at times with lethargy,combined it doesn't help. I'm bang on 8 stone.

God I've mentioned weight I'm in for a sermon...

You just had to go and do it!

It's just this year the spread has happened, need to find an exercise that enjoys me never mind I enjoy

Mountain biking ?"

But how do I get out to the mountains with a bike? I'm not looking for excuses I promise, I just don't drive

But I do need to find something that works for me (and my back)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I avoid mirrors as much as I can.

No point depressing myself any more than I already am

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I avoid mirrors as much as I can.

No point depressing myself any more than I already am "

Well we just have to work with what we have and change our way of thinking. Embrace our imperfections.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope your mirrors realise how lucky they are

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"and think what the hell is going on there in. Damn the aging process."

Mirrors are damn cruel things

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I hope your mirrors realise how lucky they are "

Mine doesn't it complains everytime I'm stood infront of it,bloody mirror.

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