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Thursday is Rant Day!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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So in keeping with tradition - let 'em have it today. It doesn't have to be the biggest rant in the world - your toast was slighty toastier than hoping? Ingrown pube? Rant away and get it out of your system before the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing today

Life is good and im seeing a rather sexy lady tonight for fun and frolics

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Absolutely nothing today

Life is good and im seeing a rather sexy lady tonight for fun and frolics "

That’s not a rant that’s just showing off! But it gave me a cause to rant, so thanks for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do so many women use Snapchat filters on dating sites? You don’t look good you just look like a bit of an idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely nothing today

Life is good and im seeing a rather sexy lady tonight for fun and frolics "

You seem to have confused boasting for ranting..

But thanks as you have just made me think of my rant..

People who post totally unrelated stuff on a thread..

Why?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The difference in sizing between clothing manufacturers does my head in,in this particular instance its rugby shorts,in one brand I'm an L yet another brand I'm a XXL,I certainly haven't grown two sizes in the space of a week

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Absolutely nothing today

Life is good and im seeing a rather sexy lady tonight for fun and frolics "

Yay for your good news but come on - not a rant! Humble brag denied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely nothing today

Life is good and im seeing a rather sexy lady tonight for fun and frolics "

So the opposite of what this thread asked.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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So

Many

Things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had sex in 3 months. That's like a quarter of a year!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Absolutely nothing today

Life is good and im seeing a rather sexy lady tonight for fun and frolics

That’s not a rant that’s just showing off! But it gave me a cause to rant, so thanks for that. "

Rant approved

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Why do so many women use Snapchat filters on dating sites? You don’t look good you just look like a bit of an idiot. "

It gives them confidence/is a bit of fun but personally, I'm with you on the looking a bit like an idiot front. Rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That ive just got into bed after night shift and its so bright outside and my curtains suck! Need an eye mask!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Absolutely nothing today

Life is good and im seeing a rather sexy lady tonight for fun and frolics

You seem to have confused boasting for ranting..

But thanks as you have just made me think of my rant..

People who post totally unrelated stuff on a thread..

Why?! "

Fuck knows. I guess any post is a post and all all that but still. Why? Rant approved.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

People that are unkind, I’m sorry if you’re unhappy but making other people miserable isn’t the answer

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"The difference in sizing between clothing manufacturers does my head in,in this particular instance its rugby shorts,in one brand I'm an L yet another brand I'm a XXL,I certainly haven't grown two sizes in the space of a week"

Ach, it's irritating isn't it? I can go from a size 14-20. A more universal clothing size should apply. Empathetic rant approval.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I have a particularly awkward and uncomfortable spot on my ballsack.

I can't quite get at it see what going on.

It's "just" in the spot to be very uncomfortable whether I'm walking or sitting down. Which is basically my entire fucking day right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't we just give up on this whole Brexit thing? It's just more trouble than it's worth and now it's just going to drag on longer.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"The difference in sizing between clothing manufacturers does my head in,in this particular instance its rugby shorts,in one brand I'm an L yet another brand I'm a XXL,I certainly haven't grown two sizes in the space of a week

Ach, it's irritating isn't it? I can go from a size 14-20. A more universal clothing size should apply. Empathetic rant approval."

I was a size 26, never had a problem getting CLOTHES. Walk in shop, grab outfit, walk out.

I lost weight, I felt great, still do.

But depending where I shop now, I'm anything from a 12-18. M-XL.

I can now spend a whole day shopping if I'm looking for something particular!

Aaaaaaargh!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Oh... No idea why Caps appeared mid rant there

Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new rant

Idiot drivers who slow from 70 to 34 mph on the motorway to look at a crash on the other side ffs keep driving let the emergency services do thier job and it would also cut the risk of a 40 tonnes truck ploughing up the back end of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting back slimming world today, im annoyed that ive missed it for a few months. Stuffed my face and the damage is done. Time to face the scales.

There, rant over lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Youthful people,damn them all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Youthful people,damn them all!"

I'm in my prime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Starting back slimming world today, im annoyed that ive missed it for a few months. Stuffed my face and the damage is done. Time to face the scales.

There, rant over lol"
when you step on the scales just say to yourself im never gonna see that number again

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Youthful people,damn them all!

I'm in my prime. "

You can sod off as well,once you pass 40 your cock shrivels up like a burnt chipolata so make the most of it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who hang around the kitchen at work chatting.

I don't want to chat but I do want to go make myself a cuppa!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Youthful people,damn them all!

I'm in my prime.

You can sod off as well,once you pass 40 your cock shrivels up like a burnt chipolata so make the most of it now."

I beg to differ.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"So

Many

Things "

Those three words are weighted so heavily. Rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/10/18 08:55:36]

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Youthful people,damn them all!

I'm in my prime.

You can sod off as well,once you pass 40 your cock shrivels up like a burnt chipolata so make the most of it now.

I beg to differ. "

Shut up you you're the exception. I've just seen your age I didn't realise you were that old.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Ok I have a real rant...hot soddin sweats.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I haven't had sex in 3 months. That's like a quarter of a year!"

What?! Sort. It. Out. You're vaguely doable, should only take you a few days to find a willing hole. Rant denied for poor effort on your penis' behalf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Youthful people,damn them all!

I'm in my prime.

You can sod off as well,once you pass 40 your cock shrivels up like a burnt chipolata so make the most of it now."

Don’t believe her. Mine still looks like a German sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not Thursday already, where's my bloody week gone

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"That ive just got into bed after night shift and its so bright outside and my curtains suck! Need an eye mask! "

Autumnal brightness is glorious. Buy an eye mask right this minute. Rant denied.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"People that are unkind, I’m sorry if you’re unhappy but making other people miserable isn’t the answer "

So much this. Rant approved with two thumbs up.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Youthful people,damn them all!

I'm in my prime.

You can sod off as well,once you pass 40 your cock shrivels up like a burnt chipolata so make the most of it now.

Don’t believe her. Mine still looks like a German sausage. "

What like a bratty we need proof of that.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I have a particularly awkward and uncomfortable spot on my ballsack.

I can't quite get at it see what going on.

It's "just" in the spot to be very uncomfortable whether I'm walking or sitting down. Which is basically my entire fucking day right there.

"

What utter bollocks. Rant approved for the balls it took to post such an open rant.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Why don't we just give up on this whole Brexit thing? It's just more trouble than it's worth and now it's just going to drag on longer."

Oooft.

I don't want to post my political leanings in case it affects getting dick in my vag...

fuck it. Rant approved.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm trying not to rant about my rant taking so long to be approved. Bloody youth of today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off today , the sky is blue and the hills look inviting . So no rants sorry

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"The difference in sizing between clothing manufacturers does my head in,in this particular instance its rugby shorts,in one brand I'm an L yet another brand I'm a XXL,I certainly haven't grown two sizes in the space of a week

Ach, it's irritating isn't it? I can go from a size 14-20. A more universal clothing size should apply. Empathetic rant approval.

I was a size 26, never had a problem getting CLOTHES. Walk in shop, grab outfit, walk out.

I lost weight, I felt great, still do.

But depending where I shop now, I'm anything from a 12-18. M-XL.

I can now spend a whole day shopping if I'm looking for something particular!

Aaaaaaargh!

"

A whole day? Even more evidence the retail sector needs to shape up. What a justified utterance of frustration. Rant approved.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"My new rant

Idiot drivers who slow from 70 to 34 mph on the motorway to look at a crash on the other side ffs keep driving let the emergency services do thier job and it would also cut the risk of a 40 tonnes truck ploughing up the back end of you"

Stupid fuckers. (Apologies for swearing but these people deserve it). What's worse is when they film it/take photos. Stupid, stupid fuckers.

Rant approved.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Starting back slimming world today, im annoyed that ive missed it for a few months. Stuffed my face and the damage is done. Time to face the scales.

There, rant over lol"

You're doing it now - the first step is always the hardest and all of those cliched sayings (I put on half a stone with fracturing my foot!)

Rant approved.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Youthful people,damn them all!"

Yeah! Stupid millenials and whatever you call the recently fertilised eggs younger than them. Youthful people are full of the misguided arrogance of youth and none of the wisdom of the old.

Rant approved.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"People who hang around the kitchen at work chatting.

I don't want to chat but I do want to go make myself a cuppa!!"

What is up with that bs? Eurgh. If you want to make conversation, you'll go and do so. Kitchen is for making food and drink, not talking.

Rant approved for antisocial hot beverage drinkers everywhere.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Inept managers, who say "That's for you to manage", when what they actually mean is "Please don't highlight how out of my depth i am. "

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By *elaxedcplCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Here's my rant; why do people think it's acceptable or grammatically correct to start a sentence with, "so"?

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Ok I have a real rant...hot soddin sweats."

I'll feel your pain in a few years. Rant approved.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"It's not Thursday already, where's my bloody week gone"

Time doesn't pass *that* quickly. Rant denied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who stop in the middle of the pavement for no good reason. Looking at your phone isn't a good enough reason, find a spot out of the way to do it. I swear I'm just going to plow some poor fucker down one day because I can't stop in time.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm off today , the sky is blue and the hills look inviting . So no rants sorry "

Oh Taff. It's not a rant but you're so nauseatingly jolly all the bloody time I feel like I can't deny you your happiness.

Be happy and enjoy your hill rambling.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I have a particularly awkward and uncomfortable spot on my ballsack.

I can't quite get at it see what going on.

It's "just" in the spot to be very uncomfortable whether I'm walking or sitting down. Which is basically my entire fucking day right there.

What utter bollocks. Rant approved for the balls it took to post such an open rant."

I see what you did there...

Everyone's taken my word for it, no idea why. Normally someone says "pics or it never happened".

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Inept managers, who say "That's for you to manage", when what they actually mean is "Please don't highlight how out of my depth i am. ""

Dumb twats. It's not worth the hassle sometimes though, is it? Rant approved.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Inept managers, who say "That's for you to manage", when what they actually mean is "Please don't highlight how out of my depth i am. "

Dumb twats. It's not worth the hassle sometimes though, is it? Rant approved. "

Yesssssss!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Here's my rant; why do people think it's acceptable or grammatically correct to start a sentence with, "so"? "

It is acceptable. Shakespeare used so in an introductory sense and if he did it, it must be so.

Not liked but some but fuck it, language is ever evolving and I'm flexing the boundaries of it (so is a habit of mine!).

Rant denied.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Youthful people,damn them all!

I'm in my prime.

You can sod off as well,once you pass 40 your cock shrivels up like a burnt chipolata so make the most of it now.

Don’t believe her. Mine still looks like a German sausage.

What like a bratty we need proof of that."

It’s at its wurst if it’s like a sausage is it not ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a cock so I can have morning wood and a wank!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"People who stop in the middle of the pavement for no good reason. Looking at your phone isn't a good enough reason, find a spot out of the way to do it. I swear I'm just going to plow some poor fucker down one day because I can't stop in time. "

People who stop to chat as well. Grrr. Move to the side. I say plow away, plow away.

Rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I say plow away, plow away.

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I could take that entirely the wrong way

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"The difference in sizing between clothing manufacturers does my head in,in this particular instance its rugby shorts,in one brand I'm an L yet another brand I'm a XXL,I certainly haven't grown two sizes in the space of a week

Ach, it's irritating isn't it? I can go from a size 14-20. A more universal clothing size should apply. Empathetic rant approval.

I was a size 26, never had a problem getting CLOTHES. Walk in shop, grab outfit, walk out.

I lost weight, I felt great, still do.

But depending where I shop now, I'm anything from a 12-18. M-XL.

I can now spend a whole day shopping if I'm looking for something particular!

Aaaaaaargh!

A whole day? Even more evidence the retail sector needs to shape up. What a justified utterance of frustration. Rant approved."

Yep! A while chuffin day.

When I needed to buy black trousers for work last year.

I tried on 27 pairs in a dozen different shops!

37" legs, I have big thighs, hips/bum & waist totaly different sizes.

I ended up with a pair of elastic waisted flairy culottes, it was either those or mens trousers from M&S!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I rant at myself? I’ve injured myself being a dick on my bike! I now find it hard to breathe deeply, sleep and everytime I cough or someone makes me laugh 3 million little daggers plunge into my chest!! Also, there is no way I can be partaking in any fucking whilst in this terrible predicament. Moral of the story - don’t be a show off dick!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mad rush to get ready this morning and am wearing let’s call it uncomfortable underwear! I really need to sort out my knicker drawer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car was frozen!!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

People who go to coffee shops and say "can i get?".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I rant at myself? I’ve injured myself being a dick on my bike! I now find it hard to breathe deeply, sleep and everytime I cough or someone makes me laugh 3 million little daggers plunge into my chest!! Also, there is no way I can be partaking in any fucking whilst in this terrible predicament. Moral of the story - don’t be a show off dick! "

Presumably you been checked over for a rib sticking into your lungs

I know you men just like to get on with things

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I would like to find one of the beautiful wimmins of Fab to make the glorious romantic lurrrrrve with.

It would appear the beautiful wimmins of Fab do not share this objective with me.....

My face regularly does this

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So

Many

Things

Those three words are weighted so heavily. Rant approved "

Thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who go to coffee shops and say "can i get?". "

Not just coffee shops, in every bloody shop with a counter and assistant.

It's may I have

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"People who go to coffee shops and say "can i get?".

Not just coffee shops, in every bloody shop with a counter and assistant.

It's may I have "

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who go to coffee shops and say "can i get?".

Not just coffee shops, in every bloody shop with a counter and assistant.

It's may I have

Exactly. "

I'd be tempted to say "No you can't get it, that's what I'm here for".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I rant at myself? I’ve injured myself being a dick on my bike! I now find it hard to breathe deeply, sleep and everytime I cough or someone makes me laugh 3 million little daggers plunge into my chest!! Also, there is no way I can be partaking in any fucking whilst in this terrible predicament. Moral of the story - don’t be a show off dick!

Presumably you been checked over for a rib sticking into your lungs

I know you men just like to get on with things "

Yes - badly bruised - along with my ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely nothing today

Life is good and im seeing a rather sexy lady tonight for fun and frolics

You seem to have confused boasting for ranting..

But thanks as you have just made me think of my rant..

People who post totally unrelated stuff on a thread..

Why?! "

Yeah, I had an apple for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

Nothing specific just the species in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper rant.

My son has been off work for one day, and my living room and kitchen are already a mess.

How does one person make so much mess??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men

Nothing specific just the species in general "

Good Job I'm just a trogladyte

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Proper rant.

My son has been off work for one day, and my living room and kitchen are already a mess.

How does one person make so much mess??"

Send him to join the forces.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"People who go to coffee shops and say "can i get?".

Not just coffee shops, in every bloody shop with a counter and assistant.

It's may I have

Exactly.

I'd be tempted to say "No you can't get it, that's what I'm here for"."

That's basically what i think everytime!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Just wish I was still in Vegas

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I want to rant about cyclists who seem to think traffic lights don't apply to them, I nearly cleared one out at a junction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I rant at myself? I’ve injured myself being a dick on my bike! I now find it hard to breathe deeply, sleep and everytime I cough or someone makes me laugh 3 million little daggers plunge into my chest!! Also, there is no way I can be partaking in any fucking whilst in this terrible predicament. Moral of the story - don’t be a show off dick!

Presumably you been checked over for a rib sticking into your lungs

I know you men just like to get on with things

Yes - badly bruised - along with my ego "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couriers! Awaiting a parcel that should have arrived 2 hours ago. And only just received a message saying they can’t find my address!

You’ve delivered here before!!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Men

Nothing specific just the species in general "

In the interests of balance, I've seen some pretty cunty couples this week. Us chaps don't hold the monopoly on twattishness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some weird threads in the lounge today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men

Nothing specific just the species in general

In the interests of balance, I've seen some pretty cunty couples this week. Us chaps don't hold the monopoly on twattishness. "

Couples are presumably 50% male so your argument is invalid

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Walking around town hearing people say ‘god it’s cold’. I said to one ‘it is October love’!

Do these dingbats want tropical sunshine?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Walking around town hearing people say ‘god it’s cold’. I said to one ‘it is October love’!

Do these dingbats want tropical sunshine?

"

Also it’s one of the mildest October’s for ages.

I was sweating walking from the station to the office at 8am earlier this week.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Men

Nothing specific just the species in general

In the interests of balance, I've seen some pretty cunty couples this week. Us chaps don't hold the monopoly on twattishness.

Couples are presumably 50% male so your argument is invalid "

Actually I think it was the male of the couple who was being a twunt.

Goddam it!!!!!!!!!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I rant at myself? I’ve injured myself being a dick on my bike! I now find it hard to breathe deeply, sleep and everytime I cough or someone makes me laugh 3 million little daggers plunge into my chest!! Also, there is no way I can be partaking in any fucking whilst in this terrible predicament. Moral of the story - don’t be a show off dick! "

Being a show off dick never got anyone very far. Let the lack of fucking be a suitable reminder not to be. Rant accepted.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Mad rush to get ready this morning and am wearing let’s call it uncomfortable underwear! I really need to sort out my knicker drawer!

"

Uncomfortable as in dental floss designed to make you look like a trussed up turkey? Sort out that drawer, don't be lazy! Rant denied.

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

The bastard who parks his motorcycle outside my house for weeks on end, so when I park in an already overcrowed road I freak out i'm going to knock it over. If you're not fucking riding keep it in your fucking back garden.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"My car was frozen!! "

Frozen? What the *uck? It's only bleeding October.

Rant approved.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"People who go to coffee shops and say "can i get?". "

Yep, there's a circle of hell waiting for them. Not sure which one but there will definitely be one. Rant approved.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Men

Nothing specific just the species in general "

I dunno. Men are fucking fantastic and shit but mainly the former.

Rant denied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who go to coffee shops and say "can i get?".

Yep, there's a circle of hell waiting for them. Not sure which one but there will definitely be one. Rant approved. "

Ninth circle - treachery

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Proper rant.

My son has been off work for one day, and my living room and kitchen are already a mess.

How does one person make so much mess??

Send him to join the forces. "

Yep Clem's right. Rant approved Syb.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Just wish I was still in Vegas "

Vegas is great. You got a chance to go and make happy memories on the other hand the end of holidays are always shit. Rant approved.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I want to rant about cyclists who seem to think traffic lights don't apply to them, I nearly cleared one out at a junction

"

Mamils get on my tits especially. Rant approved.

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By *elaxedcplCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Here's my rant; why do people think it's acceptable or grammatically correct to start a sentence with, "so"?

It is acceptable. Shakespeare used so in an introductory sense and if he did it, it must be so.

Not liked but some but fuck it, language is ever evolving and I'm flexing the boundaries of it (so is a habit of mine!).

Rant denied. "

Boooooooo!!!!

That's a quality rejection in fairness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proper rant.

My son has been off work for one day, and my living room and kitchen are already a mess.

How does one person make so much mess??

Send him to join the forces. "

He's too old now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proper rant.

My son has been off work for one day, and my living room and kitchen are already a mess.

How does one person make so much mess??

Send him to join the forces.

He's too old now. "

And he earns more now than they will pay him.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Proper rant.

My son has been off work for one day, and my living room and kitchen are already a mess.

How does one person make so much mess??

Send him to join the forces.

He's too old now. "

I think you can join the navy up to 40.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Couriers! Awaiting a parcel that should have arrived 2 hours ago. And only just received a message saying they can’t find my address!

You’ve delivered here before!!

"

What a bunch of wankstains. Rant approved.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 18/10/18 15:25:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Starting back slimming world today, im annoyed that ive missed it for a few months. Stuffed my face and the damage is done. Time to face the scales.

There, rant over lol when you step on the scales just say to yourself im never gonna see that number again"

Exactly, i only put on 5 lbs in 5 months so Im back on track now x

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Some weird threads in the lounge today"

Every day occurrence not unique to today. Rant denied (sorry!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Starting back slimming world today, im annoyed that ive missed it for a few months. Stuffed my face and the damage is done. Time to face the scales.

There, rant over lol

You're doing it now - the first step is always the hardest and all of those cliched sayings (I put on half a stone with fracturing my foot!)

Rant approved. "

Thankyou, glad I ranted and glad I went back to slimmers lol

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Walking around town hearing people say ‘god it’s cold’. I said to one ‘it is October love’!

Do these dingbats want tropical sunshine?

"

Probably. It's sunny ergo it should be warm. Silly sausages. Rant approved.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"The bastard who parks his motorcycle outside my house for weeks on end, so when I park in an already overcrowed road I freak out i'm going to knock it over. If you're not fucking riding keep it in your fucking back garden."

It's irritating but it's a public road. Hmmm. Feeling generous so rant approved.

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By *erby couple200Couple
over a year ago

Derby

My rant is that my knicker drawer has stuck. This is a disaster..

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

iv had to change a small latch on a toilet door... Grrr

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"My rant is that my knicker drawer has stuck. This is a disaster.."

what have fire brigade said?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My knicker drawer still needs organising, any takers? Lol

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"My knicker drawer still needs organising, any takers? Lol"

ill bring my tools..

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"My knicker drawer still needs organising, any takers? Lol

ill bring my tools.. "

Hope they are big tools

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"My knicker drawer still needs organising, any takers? Lol

ill bring my tools..

Hope they are big tools "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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There wasn’t enough time that’s all really.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

I'm cleaning my house and my intention was to have an OCD party hoping they would clean up for me. Only issue is nobody seems to have OCD

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"There wasn’t enough time that’s all really. "

Oh I'm sorry.

Rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

Pah

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm cleaning my house and my intention was to have an OCD party hoping they would clean up for me. Only issue is nobody seems to have OCD "

Ermmm... Gawd I am going to be a bore here but I don't want to be so I will just say rant denied.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Men

Pah

"

Honestly, stick to women. Actually women can be total dicks as well. Stick to wands.

Fuck it, it's approved (I'm a fickle creature clearly).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Youthful people,damn them all!

I'm in my prime.

You can sod off as well,once you pass 40 your cock shrivels up like a burnt chipolata so make the most of it now."

Oh no! Oh shit!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Youthful people,damn them all!

I'm in my prime.

You can sod off as well,once you pass 40 your cock shrivels up like a burnt chipolata so make the most of it now.

Oh no! Oh shit!"

You need to keep on making the most of it before it's too late

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've not be able to give my baby a good seeing to in over 4 weeks now. If I don't get my leg over soon my whole reason for life will surely fade and I shrivel up A lonely old man bohoooo.

Yes I mean my bike you perverts. Gowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Swing? Meli, I love you. But I want Swing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did my ranting last night d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Youthful people,damn them all!

I'm in my prime.

You can sod off as well,once you pass 40 your cock shrivels up like a burnt chipolata so make the most of it now.

Oh no! Oh shit!

You need to keep on making the most of it before it's too late "

I haven't got much time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Meli, I love you and I want to Swing with you! "

Fixed that for you Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did my ranting last night d*unk "

Did you get something to eat?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Youthful people,damn them all!

I'm in my prime.

You can sod off as well,once you pass 40 your cock shrivels up like a burnt chipolata so make the most of it now.

Oh no! Oh shit!

You need to keep on making the most of it before it's too late

I haven't got much time."

True dat

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Did my ranting last night d*unk "

We notice. 2 buds and a squeal wasn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Meli, I love you and I want to Swing with you!

Fixed that for you Jim."

Thanks, I was too busy thinking about how much time I have left while my lovely penis remains magnificent.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I've not be able to give my baby a good seeing to in over 4 weeks now. If I don't get my leg over soon my whole reason for life will surely fade and I shrivel up A lonely old man bohoooo.

Yes I mean my bike you perverts. Gowd "

Denied. Whiney bugger.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Youthful people,damn them all!

I'm in my prime.

You can sod off as well,once you pass 40 your cock shrivels up like a burnt chipolata so make the most of it now.

Oh no! Oh shit!"

Countdown...

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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" Meli, I love you and I want to Swing with you!

Fixed that for you Jim."

Thank you for fixing that - I was close to being a bit sad. I did a bloody good job Jim! Dickcheese face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since when did Ignite get to deny or aprove rants? Now I want Meli!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Youthful people,damn them all!

I'm in my prime.

You can sod off as well,once you pass 40 your cock shrivels up like a burnt chipolata so make the most of it now."

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Meli, I love you and I want to Swing with you!

Fixed that for you Jim.

Thank you for fixing that - I was close to being a bit sad. I did a bloody good job Jim! Dickcheese face."

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Since when did Ignite get to deny or aprove rants? Now I want Meli!"

Shushh you Meli is having a break I'm in charge now.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Since when did Ignite get to deny or aprove rants? Now I want Meli!

Shushh you Meli is having a break I'm in charge now."

Anyway Meli just insulted you so there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since when did Ignite get to deny or aprove rants? Now I want Meli!

Shushh you Meli is having a break I'm in charge now.

Anyway Meli just insulted you so there."

Fair play to Meli, dickcheeseface was some good insulting.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've not be able to give my baby a good seeing to in over 4 weeks now. If I don't get my leg over soon my whole reason for life will surely fade and I shrivel up A lonely old man bohoooo.

Yes I mean my bike you perverts. Gowd

Denied. Whiney bugger."

Mellli sort her out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did my ranting last night d*unk

We notice. 2 buds and a squeal wasn't it "
oh people saw hmmm

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Since when did Ignite get to deny or aprove rants? Now I want Meli!

Shushh you Meli is having a break I'm in charge now.

Anyway Meli just insulted you so there."

It wasn't an insult. He is a smegmaface.

you Jim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did my ranting last night d*unk

Did you get something to eat?"
pizza awefull

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Raised my red flag at work that I couldn’t get a deliverable done and was told tough do it. I said how with the amount of other work that I have to do

I have been working my arse off, day after day, no help no support. I am really pissed off. I do a 35 hour week at full capacity, I can’t twke any more on

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Did my ranting last night d*unk

We notice. 2 buds and a squeal wasn't it oh people saw hmmm "

And took screen shots for future bl@ckmail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since when did Ignite get to deny or aprove rants? Now I want Meli!

Shushh you Meli is having a break I'm in charge now.

Anyway Meli just insulted you so there.

It wasn't an insult. He is a smegmaface.

you Jim! "

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I've not be able to give my baby a good seeing to in over 4 weeks now. If I don't get my leg over soon my whole reason for life will surely fade and I shrivel up A lonely old man bohoooo.

Yes I mean my bike you perverts. Gowd

Denied. Whiney bugger.

Mellli sort her out "

Aww diddums. Was the old woman mean to you?

You need to get your leg over something this year. Rant approved retrospectively.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ranting at the OP, that's you Meli. You didn't come to Manchester. Yeah, I'm ranting at Meli.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've not be able to give my baby a good seeing to in over 4 weeks now. If I don't get my leg over soon my whole reason for life will surely fade and I shrivel up A lonely old man bohoooo.

Yes I mean my bike you perverts. Gowd

Denied. Whiney bugger.

Mellli sort her out

Aww diddums. Was the old woman mean to you?

You need to get your leg over something this year. Rant approved retrospectively. "

She was but I've a feeling you may have problems of your own now old woman. God I love you melli if your open to help with that leg over thing well best 10 seconds of your life guaranteed

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Is there an unwritten rule that if you've had a rant approved any subsequent rants are ignored?

*asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did my ranting last night d*unk

We notice. 2 buds and a squeal wasn't it oh people saw hmmm

And took screen shots for future bl@ckmail "
i never pay i exept my shame i dont usually drink it is quite pathetic lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm ranting at the OP, that's you Meli. You didn't come to Manchester. Yeah, I'm ranting at Meli."

X a zillion for all the 1s she missed

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I want a major RANT! Only I can say I'm an old woman! I so wish I used emojis I'd be snapping those teeth together.

Bladey one word for you...Citroen.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I want a major RANT! Only I can say I'm an old woman! I so wish I used emojis I'd be snapping those teeth together.

Bladey one word for you...Citroen."

Mwhahaha class. Citroen I don't drive the peace of shit your problem not mine. Love ya xx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm ranting at the OP, that's you Meli. You didn't come to Manchester. Yeah, I'm ranting at Meli."

Don’t rant at Meli!

I did miss her though

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Raised my red flag at work that I couldn’t get a deliverable done and was told tough do it. I said how with the amount of other work that I have to do

I have been working my arse off, day after day, no help no support. I am really pissed off. I do a 35 hour week at full capacity, I can’t twke any more on "

You have every right to be pissed off, the whole situation is shit. I hope it's resolved soon for you. Rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rearranged my whole day/week/life for a 3pm interview and.....

They didn't turn up

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I want a major RANT! Only I can say I'm an old woman! I so wish I used emojis I'd be snapping those teeth together.

Bladey one word for you...Citroen.

Mwhahaha class. Citroen I don't drive the peace of shit your problem not mine. Love ya xx"

Oh my god I don't like anyone on this site anymore you lot are horrible to me. Me and little car are out of here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men

Pah

Honestly, stick to women. Actually women can be total dicks as well. Stick to wands.

Fuck it, it's approved (I'm a fickle creature clearly)."

Fancy a fuck ??

You did say stick to women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a major RANT! Only I can say I'm an old woman! I so wish I used emojis I'd be snapping those teeth together.

Bladey one word for you...Citroen."

I'm always happy to help an old woman.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm ranting at the OP, that's you Meli. You didn't come to Manchester. Yeah, I'm ranting at Meli."

Rant approved. I'm a fucking disgrace.

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By *unkymancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

When you lose out for no good reason. Not fab related but very salient today. Grah!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I want a major RANT! Only I can say I'm an old woman! I so wish I used emojis I'd be snapping those teeth together.

Bladey one word for you...Citroen.

Mwhahaha class. Citroen I don't drive the peace of shit your problem not mine. Love ya xx

Oh my god I don't like anyone on this site anymore you lot are horrible to me. Me and little car are out of here "

Now who's mard

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I want a major RANT! Only I can say I'm an old woman! I so wish I used emojis I'd be snapping those teeth together.

Bladey one word for you...Citroen.

I'm always happy to help an old woman. "

James I have to say that's rather brave of you considering...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a major RANT! Only I can say I'm an old woman! I so wish I used emojis I'd be snapping those teeth together.

Bladey one word for you...Citroen.

I'm always happy to help an old woman.

James I have to say that's rather brave of you considering..."

Considering what?

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I would like to find one of the beautiful wimmins of Fab to make the glorious romantic lurrrrrve with.

It would appear the beautiful wimmins of Fab do not share this objective with me.....

My face regularly does this

"

I'm sorry for not (spoiler alert!) approving this earlier. It's bollocks isn't it? I can't find a man person to stick his cock in me - I make their faces do this after not too long and then my face is like yours.

Keep on at it, you'll find a decent quim Sting.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I want a major RANT! Only I can say I'm an old woman! I so wish I used emojis I'd be snapping those teeth together.

Bladey one word for you...Citroen.

I'm always happy to help an old woman.

James I have to say that's rather brave of you considering...

Considering what?"

We've shared a room and stuff...you don't want my snappy teeth near you do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you text your FB for some fuckery but you realise half way through the planning that you haven't shaved or showered and you look like you haven't slept for a week.

You had a glass of wine at 4pm because you had a shit day and are a little hungover already - you're horny but can't be arsed

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Not fab-related, but...

Busiest few weeks ever in the office. Not a word of thanks from the boss, just a chaser for some pointless, low priority pet-project of his that no-one else wants.

Deep breaths...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ibuprofen isn’t enough of a drug for pain relief; paracetamol mix still isn’t enough!!!!! Need sedation rant over for today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a major RANT! Only I can say I'm an old woman! I so wish I used emojis I'd be snapping those teeth together.

Bladey one word for you...Citroen.

I'm always happy to help an old woman.

James I have to say that's rather brave of you considering...

Considering what?

We've shared a room and stuff...you don't want my snappy teeth near you do you?"

No I do not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ibuprofen isn’t enough of a drug for pain relief; paracetamol mix still isn’t enough!!!!! Need sedation rant over for today "
cocodamol or codene?

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