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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...write a christmas song, what would your lyrics be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fuck off christmas, repeated over and over and over and over and.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bah humbug xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Big dong shagging me right hard

Oh god I think I'm cumming

Big dong thrusting up and down

It really feels amazing

Faalalalalala

Laalalalalala

Lalala

My neighbours are complaining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here comes the fat man with his big red suit, his big red suit, his big red suit.

He's got a full sack to empty for you, empty for you, empty for you.

Who's going to get showered in gifts, showered in gifts, showered in gifts

What a messy christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

christmas come's but one's a year and when it does it's fuc*ing dear

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

If i could, i would, and f**k knows how it would fit to music but :

Spare a thought this Christmas time

Amongst the prezzies and the beer

The greatest gift to give of all

Is eternal love for those who can't be here.

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

You know it's Christmas cause there's fook all on telly..

Tra la la la laar..La lar lar laar....

You will have more fun picking fluff from your belly....

Tra la la la laar..La lar lar laar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ramadamadingdong merrily on high! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shalalala santa you willy fucker

i asked for was some pussy

instead i got this fat block in a red suite

no matter i am gonna get his little helper

fuck that bitch silly then pass her on to the elfs and the reindeers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change it's name to something else

Forget fat Santa and his elves,

The things you do can mean much more

than things in paper tied with bows

Love can't be bought, so save yer cash

for fun with friends out on the lash!

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