FabSwingers.com forum: The Original Wild Fab Tour Bus #route 5

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Since we are all miles apart and so many of us want to meet up, I'm going to be doing a Fab tour bus.

There is plenty of room for fun and games or whatever else takes your fancy.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to climb aboard and take a ride with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to ride.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Come and visit me... eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me!!! I’m jumping on that bus!!

Where’s it stopping though!? There’s a few locations I’d like to visit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to ride."

Yay. First one, you have your pick of the seats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come and visit me... eventually"

We are setting off from the north of Scotland so shall be with you as soon as we can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me!!! I’m jumping on that bus!!

Where’s it stopping though!? There’s a few locations I’d like to visit!

We are stopping everywhere

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Me, me, me!

Can I jump on please?

I promise to misbehave lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please

Love a good road trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to ride.

Yay. First one, you have your pick of the seats "

I like the back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, me, me!

Can I jump on please?

I promise to misbehave lots

Come and sit here. Let's start misbehaving together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me please

Love a good road trip "

Welcome aboard, this will be one hell of a road trip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to ride.

Yay. First one, you have your pick of the seats

I like the back.

I'm sure you'll soon have company at the back end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks,I hate buses,along with all other forms of public transport

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks,I hate buses,along with all other forms of public transport

Snob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please, I’d like a good ride x

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

I'm up for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks,I hate buses,along with all other forms of public transport

Snob

You can't get much further away from a snob than me

I just hate buses,trains etc,they're shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me please, I’d like a good ride x

Oh please climb aboard and find somehow to sit comfortably

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Id love a ride with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm up for this

Hello there, come and join us. There's a few people on already, get yourself acquainted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks,I hate buses,along with all other forms of public transport

Snob

You can't get much further away from a snob than me

I just hate buses,trains etc,they're shit

Ahhh but this bus is very different to the norm

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm up for this

Well hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need a bus conductor?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

You're just the ticket! Take me somewhere unforgettable, upstairs for a bumpy ride.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id love a ride with you

Come and sit yourself right here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for pooch and I ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swing by the Igloo Ruby - bagsy a window seat

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'm up for this

Hello there, come and join us. There's a few people on already, get yourself acquainted. "

Don't mind if I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks,I hate buses,along with all other forms of public transport

Snob

You can't get much further away from a snob than me

I just hate buses,trains etc,they're shit

Ahhh but this bus is very different to the norm "

Can I drive it?I promise not to lick the windows or steering wheel

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"No thanks,I hate buses,along with all other forms of public transport

Snob

You can't get much further away from a snob than me

I just hate buses,trains etc,they're shit

Ahhh but this bus is very different to the norm

Can I drive it?I promise not to lick the windows or steering wheel

I've made that promise elsewhere! Ask a certain cougar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Room for pooch and I ?

Of course there is, climb aboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swing by the Igloo Ruby - bagsy a window seat

On route already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I hop on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks,I hate buses,along with all other forms of public transport

Snob

You can't get much further away from a snob than me

I just hate buses,trains etc,they're shit

Ahhh but this bus is very different to the norm

Can I drive it?I promise not to lick the windows or steering wheel

Most certainly. We need a driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll jump on if you'll have me. Need a little escape.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you need a bus conductor?"

You're just after an excuse to go around and talk to all the ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're just the ticket! Take me somewhere unforgettable, upstairs for a bumpy ride.

You'll have the ride of your life, come aboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I hop on?"

Certainly, there's a space right here for you

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Not been on a bus for ages, are the wheel arches still the best place to enjoy a bumpy ride?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll jump on if you'll have me. Need a little escape. "

I'll definitely have you. Come right here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not been on a bus for ages, are the wheel arches still the best place to enjoy a bumpy ride?"

I reckon you'll get a bumpy ride wherever you position yourself on this bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no have I missed it? Can I squash in between you and PB?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will jump on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh no have I missed it? Can I squash in between you and PB?"

Of course you can, come right over here. We're on the back seat

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Not been on a bus for ages, are the wheel arches still the best place to enjoy a bumpy ride?

I reckon you'll get a bumpy ride wherever you position yourself on this bus "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will jump on

Climb aboard young man, sir yourself beside someone who takes your fancy

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Me, me, me!

Can I jump on please?

I promise to misbehave lots

I’ll sit and chat with Mrs T when you get to my place

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"No thanks,I hate buses,along with all other forms of public transport

Snob

You can't get much further away from a snob than me

I just hate buses,trains etc,they're shit

Ahhh but this bus is very different to the norm

Can I drive it?I promise not to lick the windows or steering wheel

I've made that promise elsewhere! Ask a certain cougar."

Was it me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, me, me!

Can I jump on please?

I promise to misbehave lots

I’ll sit and chat with Mrs T when you get to my place "

Heading your way very soon. Mrs T may need a moment to get her breath back before she can chat

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Have you made it down south yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you made it down south yet?

Ermmmmm, some of us may be heading south in a different way right now, we will however be driving south very soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok il cum along who wants to see my happydance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok il cum along who wants to see my happydance"

You’ve missed it my love they’re on their way down south now to pick us up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok il cum along who wants to see my happydance"

Climb aboard but there's not much room for dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok il cum along who wants to see my happydance

You’ve missed it my love they’re on their way down south now to pick us up "
iv gone north for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok il cum along who wants to see my happydance

You’ve missed it my love they’re on their way down south now to pick us up iv gone north for the day"

You were north anyway you’ve just gone norther today ( made that word up btw) anything past Watford is north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a knee, I mean, seat for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woop woop save a seat for me when u hit the south west!!! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok il cum along who wants to see my happydance

You’ve missed it my love they’re on their way down south now to pick us up iv gone north for the day

You were north anyway you’ve just gone norther today ( made that word up btw) anything past Watford is north

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lol bloody fake southerners

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a knee, I mean, seat for me?

Right here, come and sit on my lap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woop woop save a seat for me when u hit the south west!!! ??"

Of course we will. Heading south soon

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"You're just the ticket! Take me somewhere unforgettable, upstairs for a bumpy ride.

You'll have the ride of your life, come aboard

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Is it a double decker ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it a double decker ?"

It certainly is, loads of space for shenanigans

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Me, me, me!

Can I jump on please?

I promise to misbehave lots

I’ll sit and chat with Mrs T when you get to my place

Heading your way very soon. Mrs T may need a moment to get her breath back before she can chat

It’s a long way up so almost certainly she will

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Is there room at the back for one more Ruby?

I have a big bag of revels chocolates to share.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there room at the back for one more Ruby?

I have a big bag of revels chocolates to share."

Chocolates you say....come aboard right now

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Is there room at the back for one more Ruby?

I have a big bag of revels chocolates to share.

Chocolates you say....come aboard right now "

I'm on board with Chocolates..Just hope bus returns to London at some point as don't normally travel up North!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no have I missed it? Can I squash in between you and PB?"

Be gentle

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Ooh chocolate can we cum abord

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Ooh chocolate can we cum abord

Welcome aboard guys and enjoy the ride and chocolates!

I think the bus in now somewhere near Birmingham.

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By *irecracker87Man
over a year ago

North Acton

How much will the bus cost? Do you accept payment in kind

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Do you need a bus conductor?"

Don't you mean clipper.... A Glasgow one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to ride.

Yay. First one, you have your pick of the seats

I like the back.

I'm sure you'll soon have company at the back end

Ayyy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a knee, I mean, seat for me?

I'll take your seat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much will the bus cost? Do you accept payment in kind

It's free. Come aboard and enjoy the ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you need a bus conductor?

Don't you mean clipper.... A Glasgow one"

Huh? Never mind, just get on the bus

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Hot tub upstairs?

What is the dress code?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Hot Tub upstairs...

No dress code on the party bus.

were now on outskirts of Manchester...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot tub upstairs?

What is the dress code?"

Come wearing whatever you fancy, I doubt your clothes will be staying on long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot tub upstairs?

What is the dress code?

Come wearing whatever you fancy, I doubt your clothes will be staying on long

Hurry up I’m bored waiting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot tub upstairs?

What is the dress code?

Come wearing whatever you fancy, I doubt your clothes will be staying on long

Hurry up I’m bored waiting! "

Make the most of patiently waiting. You need to save your energy for when you get aboard, there's a few hotties on here that I'm sure you'll want to get to know

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